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Can, Get, and Youve: youve
get i be a
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Trust Me, Trust, and Idk: I say idk a lot but trust me I be knowin

Trust Me, Trust, and Idk: I say idk a lot but trust me
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Trust Me, Trust, and Idk: I say idk a lot but trust me
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Never, How, and Net: How can I be upset Over something I never had? https://iglovequotes.net/

Never, How, and Net: How can I be upset
Over something I never had?
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Never, How, and Net: How can I be upset
Over something I never had?
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Cats, Chicago, and Clock: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 taraljc: lemonsharks: nikkoliferous: biggest-goldiest-spoon: zoanzon: missmwynter: madlyinlov3onda: oakenroots: oakenroots: quietrain: shesheistyy: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all. ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life. Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things. 1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground. 2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only. 3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing. 4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped. The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right. NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation. Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer. Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation. And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit. So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked 1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available. 2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse. 3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang. 4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out. 5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down. 6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job. Good luck in the future apocalypse! Reblogged with improved readability! Look whats Relevant again… I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool. History repeats and all that jazz. After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything… We’ve been here before. It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd. Stay safe. Reminder that according to the Doomsday Clock, we are currently at greater threat of nuclear annihilation than we were even at the height of the Cold War. Nukemap for “how far from ground zero must I be to survive this” https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/ Like… Manhattan might be toast but that doesn’t mean the citizens of Long Island shouldn’t know how to mitigate their terrible fuckin situation just because Manhattan is toast. If downtown Chicago is at the center of a nuclear bombing when I’m at work I’m dead, but if I’m home I have a chance to shelter in place and then bag up the cats and go crash with friends in Wisconsin. And also how absofuckinglutely horrifying is it that we need to know this shit? very absofuckingluteky horrifying

Cats, Chicago, and Clock: The Independent
@Independent
Here's what you should do in the
event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
2piOhjW
8/9/17, 3:19 PM

NBC News
@NBCNews
NBC NEWS
"Don't run. Get inside". What experts
say to do in case of a nuclear attack
nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
8/9/17, 9:30 AM

CN
CNN
@CNN
Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
Korea attack. Experts say you have
about 15 min. to take cover after a
launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
taraljc:

lemonsharks:

nikkoliferous:

biggest-goldiest-spoon:

zoanzon:

missmwynter:

madlyinlov3onda:

oakenroots:

oakenroots:

quietrain:

shesheistyy:

tripprophet:

weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.

Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die

they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all.

ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life.
Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things.

1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground.
2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only.
3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing.
4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped.

The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right.

NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation.

Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer.

Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation.

And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit.

So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked
1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available.
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse.
3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang.
4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out.
5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down.
6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job.

Good luck in the future apocalypse!

Reblogged with improved readability!

Look whats Relevant again…

I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool.

History repeats and all that jazz.
After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything…
We’ve been here before.
It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd.

Stay safe.

Reminder that according to the Doomsday Clock, we are currently at greater threat of nuclear annihilation than we were even at the height of the Cold War.

Nukemap for “how far from ground zero must I be to survive this”
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Like… Manhattan might be toast but that doesn’t mean the citizens of Long Island shouldn’t know how to mitigate their terrible fuckin situation just because Manhattan is toast.
If downtown Chicago is at the center of a nuclear bombing when I’m at work I’m dead, but if I’m home I have a chance to shelter in place and then bag up the cats and go crash with friends in Wisconsin.
And also how absofuckinglutely horrifying is it that we need to know this shit?

very absofuckingluteky horrifying

Cats, Chicago, and Clock: The Independent
@Independent
Here's what you should do in the
event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
2piOhjW
8/9/17, 3:19 PM

NBC News
@NBCNews
NBC NEWS
"Don't run. Get inside". What experts
say to do in case of a nuclear attack
nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
8/9/17, 9:30 AM

CN
CNN
@CNN
Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
Korea attack. Experts say you have
about 15 min. to take cover after a
launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
taraljc:

lemonsharks:

nikkoliferous:

biggest-goldiest-spoon:

zoanzon:

missmwynter:

madlyinlov3onda:

oakenroots:

oakenroots:

quietrain:

shesheistyy:

tripprophet:

weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.

Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die

they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all.

ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life.
Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things.

1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground.
2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only.
3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing.
4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped.

The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right.

NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation.

Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer.

Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation.

And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit.

So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked
1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available.
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse.
3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang.
4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out.
5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down.
6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job.

Good luck in the future apocalypse!

Reblogged with improved readability!

Look whats Relevant again…

I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool.

History repeats and all that jazz.
After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything…
We’ve been here before.
It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd.

Stay safe.

Reminder that according to the Doomsday Clock, we are currently at greater threat of nuclear annihilation than we were even at the height of the Cold War.

Nukemap for “how far from ground zero must I be to survive this”
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Like… Manhattan might be toast but that doesn’t mean the citizens of Long Island shouldn’t know how to mitigate their terrible fuckin situation just because Manhattan is toast.
If downtown Chicago is at the center of a nuclear bombing when I’m at work I’m dead, but if I’m home I have a chance to shelter in place and then bag up the cats and go crash with friends in Wisconsin.
And also how absofuckinglutely horrifying is it that we need to know this shit?

very absofuckingluteky horrifying

taraljc: lemonsharks: nikkoliferous: biggest-goldiest-spoon: zoanzon: missmwynter: madlyinlov3onda: oakenroots: oakenroots: quiet...

Twitter, Videos, and Never: ugh @cropout how i be at 3am watching tasty recipe videos that i will never cook @online247 credit and consent: @cropout on Twitter

Twitter, Videos, and Never: ugh
@cropout
how i be at 3am watching tasty recipe
videos that i will never cook
@online247
credit and consent: @cropout on Twitter

Twitter, Videos, and Never: ugh
@cropout
how i be at 3am watching tasty recipe
videos that i will never cook
@online247
credit and consent: @cropout on Twitter

credit and consent: @cropout on Twitter

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Coca-Cola, Gif, and Puns: 1:16
Oofff thats fireee
Your name must be Coca Cola because
you look so-da- licious
I am delicious
Roses are red, violets are fine, can I be
the 6 and you be the 9?
Yesterday 8:55 PM
Lmaooo yes why not
Yesterday 9:32 PM
Oh yeah? You like these puns? What
would you rate them from a scale of
000-000-0000 to 999-999-9999
Yesterday 11:12 PM
Thats smooth
Yesterday 11:30 PM
Well what would you rate it?
Yesterday 11:48 PM
999-999-9999
Send
Type a message
GIF
(.
Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time

Coca-Cola, Gif, and Puns: 1:16
Oofff thats fireee
Your name must be Coca Cola because
you look so-da- licious
I am delicious
Roses are red, violets are fine, can I be
the 6 and you be the 9?
Yesterday 8:55 PM
Lmaooo yes why not
Yesterday 9:32 PM
Oh yeah? You like these puns? What
would you rate them from a scale of
000-000-0000 to 999-999-9999
Yesterday 11:12 PM
Thats smooth
Yesterday 11:30 PM
Well what would you rate it?
Yesterday 11:48 PM
999-999-9999
Send
Type a message
GIF
(.
Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time

Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time

Mad, Attitude, and Own: my own attitude stresses me out sometimes... I be mad at me for being mad Is this you? 🙋

Mad, Attitude, and Own: my own attitude stresses me out
sometimes... I be mad at me for being
mad
Is this you? 🙋

Mad, Attitude, and Own: my own attitude stresses me out
sometimes... I be mad at me for being
mad
Is this you? 🙋

Is this you? 🙋

Facetime, Chat, and Mama: KJ.B's Pate toine+ 22h 2gas RaRfroaerlbra Roll Boss Orangie Yesterday at 9:59 PM . I be scared to be on FaceTime because my mama yell at me to much Like Sh Comment On me Send a chat CHAT

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Yesterday at 9:59 PM
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because my mama yell at me to
much
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hey can I be honest with you
Today 4:37 AM
Yea what's up
Today 1:28 PM
I want to wear your thighs like
earmuffs till you cum so hard you
waterboard me
Today 2:58 PM
I'm gonna have to unmatch you
and I hope you understand
Today 3:44 PM
I understand
Tinderoplus.com - How to start a conversation on tinder Sent
Did he understand tho?

Cum, Tinder, and How To: YOU MATCHED WITH HARLIE ON 7/22/19
hey can I be honest with you
Today 4:37 AM
Yea what's up
Today 1:28 PM
I want to wear your thighs like
earmuffs till you cum so hard you
waterboard me
Today 2:58 PM
I'm gonna have to unmatch you
and I hope you understand
Today 3:44 PM
I understand
Tinderoplus.com - How to start a conversation on tinder Sent
Did he understand tho?

Did he understand tho?

Facebook, Memes, and facebook.com: They call me ranch... COos I be dressin CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartimemes Drippin 💦

Facebook, Memes, and facebook.com: They call me ranch...
COos I be dressin
CLASSICAL ART MEMES
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Android, Christmas, and Twitter: not Susan Heffley @MomHeffley Greg has been watching the "Alvin and the Chimpmunks Merry Chipmas Christmas Special" for 4 days straight without moving or speaking. When I turned it off, he emitted a screech that broke 3 windows and caused the neighbor's dog to become clinically insane. Should I be concerned? 11:51 AM 29 Dec 18 Twitter for Android 719 Retweets 4,127 Likes ifunny.co Found on iFunny

Android, Christmas, and Twitter: not Susan Heffley
@MomHeffley
Greg has been watching the "Alvin
and the Chimpmunks Merry Chipmas
Christmas Special" for 4 days straight
without moving or speaking. When
I turned it off, he emitted a screech
that broke 3 windows and caused the
neighbor's dog to become clinically
insane. Should I be concerned?
11:51 AM 29 Dec 18 Twitter for Android
719 Retweets 4,127 Likes
ifunny.co
Found on iFunny

Android, Christmas, and Twitter: not Susan Heffley
@MomHeffley
Greg has been watching the "Alvin
and the Chimpmunks Merry Chipmas
Christmas Special" for 4 days straight
without moving or speaking. When
I turned it off, he emitted a screech
that broke 3 windows and caused the
neighbor's dog to become clinically
insane. Should I be concerned?
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Life, Memes, and Who Am I: Consider for a moment that what you call your "personality" is actually just a composite of habits & behavioral patterns you developed to cope with trauma. Now ask yourself, who am I outside of my pain? Who would I be if stopped living life as a product of my story? https://t.co/oLidrmZ2Tu

Life, Memes, and Who Am I: Consider for a moment that what you
call your "personality" is actually just a
composite of habits & behavioral
patterns you developed to cope with
trauma. Now ask yourself, who am I
outside of my pain? Who would I be if
stopped living life as a product of my
story?
https://t.co/oLidrmZ2Tu

Life, Memes, and Who Am I: Consider for a moment that what you
call your "personality" is actually just a
composite of habits & behavioral
patterns you developed to cope with
trauma. Now ask yourself, who am I
outside of my pain? Who would I be if
stopped living life as a product of my
story?
https://t.co/oLidrmZ2Tu

https://t.co/oLidrmZ2Tu

Love, Black, and Cold: can i be your cigarette so you can pull me out of a black dark box so you can light me up when i'm cold so you can keep me on your lips so you can inhale me even though you know how toxic i am but you don't really care cause you love that feeling in your lungs https://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Black, and Cold: can i be your cigarette
so you can pull me out
of a black dark box
so you can light me up
when i'm cold
so you can keep me
on your lips
so you can inhale me
even though you know
how toxic i am
but you don't really care
cause you love that feeling
in your lungs
https://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Black, and Cold: can i be your cigarette
so you can pull me out
of a black dark box
so you can light me up
when i'm cold
so you can keep me
on your lips
so you can inhale me
even though you know
how toxic i am
but you don't really care
cause you love that feeling
in your lungs
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Alive, Google, and Brain: if i were a boy lyrics if i had a million dollars lyrics if i were a boy if i aint got you lyrics if i only had a brain lyrics if i had eyes lyrics if i fell lyrics if i ate myself would i be twice as big or disappear completely if i ever leave this world alive lyrics if i had a hammer I'm Feeling Lucky Google Search CITY I don't ineed sleep. I need answers. I need answers

Alive, Google, and Brain: if i were a boy lyrics
if i had a million dollars lyrics
if i were a boy
if i aint got you lyrics
if i only had a brain lyrics
if i had eyes lyrics
if i fell lyrics
if i ate myself would i be twice as big or disappear completely
if i ever leave this world alive lyrics
if i had a hammer
I'm Feeling Lucky
Google Search
CITY
I don't ineed sleep. I need answers.
I need answers

Alive, Google, and Brain: if i were a boy lyrics
if i had a million dollars lyrics
if i were a boy
if i aint got you lyrics
if i only had a brain lyrics
if i had eyes lyrics
if i fell lyrics
if i ate myself would i be twice as big or disappear completely
if i ever leave this world alive lyrics
if i had a hammer
I'm Feeling Lucky
Google Search
CITY
I don't ineed sleep. I need answers.
I need answers

I need answers

America, Be Like, and Blackpeopletwitter: 1012 @nikolasisreal 1d They be like "your ancestors" I be like "no nigga my grandma" CN CNN @CNN 02/07/2019 On this day 55 years ago, America finally outlawed segregation cnn.it/ 2NVSA9G 148 1120.8K 52.8K Show this thread It was just yesterday (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

America, Be Like, and Blackpeopletwitter: 1012 @nikolasisreal 1d
They be like "your ancestors" I be like
"no nigga my grandma"
CN CNN
@CNN 02/07/2019
On this day 55 years ago, America
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America, Be Like, and Blackpeopletwitter: 1012 @nikolasisreal 1d
They be like "your ancestors" I be like
"no nigga my grandma"
CN CNN
@CNN 02/07/2019
On this day 55 years ago, America
finally outlawed segregation cnn.it/
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148
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America, Be Like, and cnn.com: 1012 @nikolasisreal 1d They be like "your ancestors" I be like "no nigga my grandma" CN CNN @CNN 02/07/2019 On this day 55 years ago, America finally outlawed segregation cnn.it/ 2NVSA9G 148 1120.8K 52.8K Show this thread It was just yesterday by KingPZe MORE MEMES

America, Be Like, and cnn.com: 1012 @nikolasisreal 1d
They be like "your ancestors" I be like
"no nigga my grandma"
CN CNN
@CNN 02/07/2019
On this day 55 years ago, America
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America, Be Like, and cnn.com: 1012 @nikolasisreal 1d
They be like "your ancestors" I be like
"no nigga my grandma"
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@CNN 02/07/2019
On this day 55 years ago, America
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January 8
People say I talk fast but shit |
understand everything I be saying
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understand everything I be saying
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Dank, Hungry, and Mean: do you ever catch yourself being mean for no reason and you're just like???? go take a nap????? I be just hungry

Dank, Hungry, and Mean: do you ever catch yourself being
mean for no reason and you're just
like???? go take a nap?????
I be just hungry

Dank, Hungry, and Mean: do you ever catch yourself being
mean for no reason and you're just
like???? go take a nap?????
I be just hungry

I be just hungry

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: Мсм @YourDailyMcm I hate arguing through text i be standing in one spot for 45mins 12:28 PM Jul 5, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 87.4K Likes 18.4K Retweets I’ve got the perfect comeback to win. by hootersbutwithcats MORE MEMES

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: Мсм
@YourDailyMcm
I hate arguing through text i be
standing in one spot for 45mins
12:28 PM Jul 5, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
87.4K Likes
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I’ve got the perfect comeback to win. by hootersbutwithcats
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Dank, Iphone, and Memes: Мсм
@YourDailyMcm
I hate arguing through text i be
standing in one spot for 45mins
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Target, Tumblr, and Work: . 1 came imto this world kicking and 笇blood and Ihave " no problem gomg out the same way obeekris: loloftheday: Found Granny stitching this, should I be worried? Tempting to stitch and hang up at my desk at work.

Target, Tumblr, and Work: . 1 came imto this
world kicking and
笇blood and Ihave
" no problem gomg
out the same way
obeekris:

loloftheday:

Found Granny stitching this, should I be worried?

Tempting to stitch and hang up at my desk at work.

Target, Tumblr, and Work: . 1 came imto this
world kicking and
笇blood and Ihave
" no problem gomg
out the same way
obeekris:

loloftheday:

Found Granny stitching this, should I be worried?

Tempting to stitch and hang up at my desk at work.

obeekris: loloftheday: Found Granny stitching this, should I be worried? Tempting to stitch and hang up at my desk at work.

Crazy, Iphone, and Shit: chad @ilovesmokingmid i be at parties wit no data standin in the corner looking at my settings screen like damn this shit go crazy 10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes me irl

Crazy, Iphone, and Shit: chad
@ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin in
the corner looking at my settings
screen like damn this shit go crazy
10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes
me irl

Crazy, Iphone, and Shit: chad
@ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin in
the corner looking at my settings
screen like damn this shit go crazy
10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes
me irl

me irl

Crazy, Dank, and Iphone: chad @ilovesmokingmid i be at parties wit no data standin in the corner looking at my settings screen like damn this shit go crazy 10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes me irl by llemonuell MORE MEMES

Crazy, Dank, and Iphone: chad
@ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin in
the corner looking at my settings
screen like damn this shit go crazy
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Crazy, Dank, and Iphone: chad
@ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin in
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screen like damn this shit go crazy
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Android, Eclipse, and Mean: What causes signal 'SIGILL'? I'm porting some C++ code to Android using NDK and GCC. The code basically runs. At one point, when debugging in Eclipse, the call 80 Dabbler::Android: : Factory* pFactory = new Dabbler::Android: : Factory; causes this error Thread [1] (Suspended: Signal 'SIGILL' received. Description: Illegal instruction.) 28 1 symbol is not available> 0x812feb44 What does that mean? Has the compiler generatedillegal code for some reason? I have a breakpoint in the constructor (which does nothing), and it's not hit. I have already done a full rebuild. What could I be doing wrong to cause this problem? android-ndk porting C++ share edit edited Nov 24 '11 at 21:31 asked Oct 26 '11 at 11:17 Idolon Dabbler 23.1k 10 82 108 7,298 2 32 .55 add a comment 3 Answers active oldest votes It works now. For anyone else struggling with Android/NDK/GCC/Eclipse, here's how I solved it: 1. Bury a dead cat at midnight when full moon 666 2. Restart the Android device emulator Haven't verified if both steps are really necessary, and if not, which one is redundant share edit edited Oct 6 '15 at 16:54 answered Oct 26 '11 at 12:02 BEDabbler P7,298 2 32 .55 55 The restart part seems insignificant. - Bartek Skwira Aug 17 '16 at 12:00 add a comment Super spooky StackOverflow post

Android, Eclipse, and Mean: What causes signal 'SIGILL'?
I'm porting some C++ code to Android using NDK and GCC. The code basically runs. At one point,
when debugging in Eclipse, the call
80
Dabbler::Android: : Factory* pFactory = new Dabbler::Android: : Factory;
causes this error
Thread [1] (Suspended: Signal 'SIGILL' received. Description: Illegal instruction.)
28
1 symbol is not available> 0x812feb44
What does that mean? Has the compiler generatedillegal code for some reason? I have a breakpoint
in the constructor (which does nothing), and it's not hit. I have already done a full rebuild.
What could I be doing wrong to cause this problem?
android-ndk porting
C++
share edit
edited Nov 24 '11 at 21:31
asked Oct 26 '11 at 11:17
Idolon
Dabbler
23.1k 10 82 108
7,298 2 32 .55
add a comment
3 Answers
active
oldest
votes
It works now. For anyone else struggling with Android/NDK/GCC/Eclipse, here's how I solved it:
1. Bury a dead cat at midnight when full moon
666
2. Restart the Android device emulator
Haven't verified if both steps are really necessary, and if not, which one is redundant
share edit
edited Oct 6 '15 at 16:54
answered Oct 26 '11 at 12:02
BEDabbler
P7,298
2 32 .55
55 The restart part seems insignificant. - Bartek Skwira Aug 17 '16 at 12:00
add a comment
Super spooky StackOverflow post

Android, Eclipse, and Mean: What causes signal 'SIGILL'?
I'm porting some C++ code to Android using NDK and GCC. The code basically runs. At one point,
when debugging in Eclipse, the call
80
Dabbler::Android: : Factory* pFactory = new Dabbler::Android: : Factory;
causes this error
Thread [1] (Suspended: Signal 'SIGILL' received. Description: Illegal instruction.)
28
1 symbol is not available> 0x812feb44
What does that mean? Has the compiler generatedillegal code for some reason? I have a breakpoint
in the constructor (which does nothing), and it's not hit. I have already done a full rebuild.
What could I be doing wrong to cause this problem?
android-ndk porting
C++
share edit
edited Nov 24 '11 at 21:31
asked Oct 26 '11 at 11:17
Idolon
Dabbler
23.1k 10 82 108
7,298 2 32 .55
add a comment
3 Answers
active
oldest
votes
It works now. For anyone else struggling with Android/NDK/GCC/Eclipse, here's how I solved it:
1. Bury a dead cat at midnight when full moon
666
2. Restart the Android device emulator
Haven't verified if both steps are really necessary, and if not, which one is redundant
share edit
edited Oct 6 '15 at 16:54
answered Oct 26 '11 at 12:02
BEDabbler
P7,298
2 32 .55
55 The restart part seems insignificant. - Bartek Skwira Aug 17 '16 at 12:00
add a comment
Super spooky StackOverflow post

Super spooky StackOverflow post

Google, Hello, and Life: At least my Google assistant understands me ok Google Hello there, how can I be of service? you know what What? I want to die same. Bros for life

Google, Hello, and Life: At least my Google assistant
understands me
ok Google
Hello there, how can I be of service?
you know what
What?
I want to die
same.
Bros for life

Google, Hello, and Life: At least my Google assistant
understands me
ok Google
Hello there, how can I be of service?
you know what
What?
I want to die
same.
Bros for life

Bros for life

School, Tumblr, and Blog: Somy friend is graduating high school.. CAN I BE EXCUSED FOR THE REST OF MYLIFE? awesomesthesia: Can I Be Excused Too?

School, Tumblr, and Blog: Somy friend is graduating high school..
CAN I
BE EXCUSED
FOR THE REST
OF MYLIFE?
awesomesthesia:

Can I Be Excused Too?

School, Tumblr, and Blog: Somy friend is graduating high school..
CAN I
BE EXCUSED
FOR THE REST
OF MYLIFE?
awesomesthesia:

Can I Be Excused Too?

awesomesthesia: Can I Be Excused Too?

Iphone, Pornhub, and Twitter: Lil A.C @ilysmooky i be on pornhub for 2 hours looking for the right video just to nut in 49 seconds 1:05 PM 6/28/19 Twitter for iPhone liView Tweet activity 223 Retweets 1,141 Likes Meirl

Iphone, Pornhub, and Twitter: Lil A.C
@ilysmooky
i be on pornhub for 2 hours looking for
the right video just to nut in 49 seconds
1:05 PM 6/28/19 Twitter for iPhone
liView Tweet activity
223 Retweets 1,141 Likes
Meirl

Iphone, Pornhub, and Twitter: Lil A.C
@ilysmooky
i be on pornhub for 2 hours looking for
the right video just to nut in 49 seconds
1:05 PM 6/28/19 Twitter for iPhone
liView Tweet activity
223 Retweets 1,141 Likes
Meirl

Meirl

Love, Lost, and Sad: "Why should I be sad? I have lost someone who didn't love me. But they lost someone who loved them."

Love, Lost, and Sad: "Why should I be sad? I have lost
someone who didn't love me. But they
lost someone who loved them."

Love, Lost, and Sad: "Why should I be sad? I have lost
someone who didn't love me. But they
lost someone who loved them."

Bitch, Ugly, and February 15: ll LTE 11:30 Brian Jefferson February 15. i be real insecure til somebody cal me ugly bitch do you see me im fine asf LMFAOOO WHY IS THIS Comment ME BRO Like Share O317 @ISSA.SPAMMMM

Bitch, Ugly, and February 15: ll LTE
11:30
Brian Jefferson
February 15.
i be real insecure til somebody cal
me ugly bitch do you see me im
fine asf
LMFAOOO WHY IS THIS
Comment
ME BRO
Like
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O317
@ISSA.SPAMMMM

Bitch, Ugly, and February 15: ll LTE
11:30
Brian Jefferson
February 15.
i be real insecure til somebody cal
me ugly bitch do you see me im
fine asf
LMFAOOO WHY IS THIS
Comment
ME BRO
Like
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O317
@ISSA.SPAMMMM

Bitch, Ugly, and February 15: ll LTE 11:30 Brian Jefferson February 15. i be real insecure til somebody cal me ugly bitch do you see me im fine asf LMFAOOO WHY IS THIS Comment ME BRO Like Share O317 @ISSA.SPAMMMM

Bitch, Ugly, and February 15: ll LTE
11:30
Brian Jefferson
February 15.
i be real insecure til somebody cal
me ugly bitch do you see me im
fine asf
LMFAOOO WHY IS THIS
Comment
ME BRO
Like
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O317
@ISSA.SPAMMMM

Bitch, Ugly, and February 15: ll LTE
11:30
Brian Jefferson
February 15.
i be real insecure til somebody cal
me ugly bitch do you see me im
fine asf
LMFAOOO WHY IS THIS
Comment
ME BRO
Like
Share
O317
@ISSA.SPAMMMM

Dank, Today, and 🤖: "What can I be pissed off about today?" O127 e

Dank, Today, and 🤖: "What can I be pissed off
about today?"
O127
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Dank, Today, and 🤖: "What can I be pissed off
about today?"
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Being Alone, Homie, and youtube.com: Youtube: Rich Homie Steph @Steph_LovinMe I'm not social 24/7 sometimes, I just want to be left alone. Queen of Zamunda @Joy... 21h What's the HARDEST part of being YOUR FRIEND? I Be honest Show this thread F.R.1.E.N D.s Follow me🤪

Being Alone, Homie, and youtube.com: Youtube: Rich Homie Steph
@Steph_LovinMe
I'm not social 24/7 sometimes, I just
want to be left alone.
Queen of Zamunda
@Joy... 21h
What's the HARDEST part of being YOUR
FRIEND? I
Be honest
Show this thread
F.R.1.E.N D.s
Follow me🤪

Being Alone, Homie, and youtube.com: Youtube: Rich Homie Steph
@Steph_LovinMe
I'm not social 24/7 sometimes, I just
want to be left alone.
Queen of Zamunda
@Joy... 21h
What's the HARDEST part of being YOUR
FRIEND? I
Be honest
Show this thread
F.R.1.E.N D.s
Follow me🤪

Follow me🤪

Gang, How, and Can: -Can I be part of your gang? -idk, how gangster are you? me: Prioity Seating 444 wwwisa

Gang, How, and Can: -Can I be part of your gang?
-idk, how gangster are you?
me:
Prioity
Seating
444
wwwisa

Gang, How, and Can: -Can I be part of your gang?
-idk, how gangster are you?
me:
Prioity
Seating
444
wwwisa

Bando, Fucking, and Period: Tyler Chambers @skinny_que This is exactly why nobody likes people born after 95 @RheaganJennings Cardi B is the Aaliyah of this time period 2:02 PM 25 Jan 18 bando–grand-scamyon: javaadahmedx: okayysophia: oprahsfriendgayle: noonieebaddass: imleft-handed: creamynut: I be really tired of them kids man 94* after that you niggas all the same and share tide pods for snacks ‘94 The Last To Have Any Type of Sense. In what fuckin way is cardi b like Aaliyah ? I really wanna know. Cari B isn’t even the artist she thinks she is. Y’all are the reason why RB is trash as fk in this day and age with that statement THAT fucking part ^

Bando, Fucking, and Period: Tyler Chambers
@skinny_que
This is exactly why nobody likes
people born after 95
@RheaganJennings
Cardi B is the Aaliyah of this time period
2:02 PM 25 Jan 18
bando–grand-scamyon:

javaadahmedx:

okayysophia:

oprahsfriendgayle:

noonieebaddass:

imleft-handed:

creamynut:

I be really tired of them kids man

94* after that you niggas all the same and share tide pods for snacks

‘94 The Last To Have Any Type of Sense.

In what fuckin way is cardi b like Aaliyah ? I really wanna know.

Cari B isn’t even the artist she thinks she is.

Y’all are the reason why RB is trash as fk in this day and age with that statement

THAT fucking part ^

Bando, Fucking, and Period: Tyler Chambers
@skinny_que
This is exactly why nobody likes
people born after 95
@RheaganJennings
Cardi B is the Aaliyah of this time period
2:02 PM 25 Jan 18
bando–grand-scamyon:

javaadahmedx:

okayysophia:

oprahsfriendgayle:

noonieebaddass:

imleft-handed:

creamynut:

I be really tired of them kids man

94* after that you niggas all the same and share tide pods for snacks

‘94 The Last To Have Any Type of Sense.

In what fuckin way is cardi b like Aaliyah ? I really wanna know.

Cari B isn’t even the artist she thinks she is.

Y’all are the reason why RB is trash as fk in this day and age with that statement

THAT fucking part ^

bando–grand-scamyon: javaadahmedx: okayysophia: oprahsfriendgayle: noonieebaddass: imleft-handed: creamynut: I be really tired of the...

Android, McDonalds, and Twitter: f*male b*tch @Ahhmandah it was 1997 i was outside McDonald's on Queen St age 15, an old lady barked "speak English" at a pair of young Korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes "OOoo0 i want a nice cup of TEA look at ME I'm ENGLISH i want to eat PLAIN TOAST" i miss him every single day 4:06 PM 6/4/19 Twitter for Android Can I be his friend?!

Android, McDonalds, and Twitter: f*male b*tch
@Ahhmandah
it was 1997 i was outside McDonald's
on Queen St age 15, an old lady barked
"speak English" at a pair of young
Korean men and without missing a beat
one of them goes "OOoo0 i want a nice
cup of TEA look at ME I'm ENGLISH i
want to eat PLAIN TOAST" i miss him
every single day
4:06 PM 6/4/19 Twitter for Android
Can I be his friend?!

Android, McDonalds, and Twitter: f*male b*tch
@Ahhmandah
it was 1997 i was outside McDonald's
on Queen St age 15, an old lady barked
"speak English" at a pair of young
Korean men and without missing a beat
one of them goes "OOoo0 i want a nice
cup of TEA look at ME I'm ENGLISH i
want to eat PLAIN TOAST" i miss him
every single day
4:06 PM 6/4/19 Twitter for Android
Can I be his friend?!

Can I be his friend?!

Phineas and Ferb, Thought, and Once: omnybus "Ahh, Perry the Platypus! You thought you could sneak up on me, but thanks to my new DummyThiccinator, the clap of your buttcheeks has alerted me to your presence! And once it recharges, I shall use it on the entire Tri-State Area! No longer will I be momentarily startled by people walking suddenly behind me at the mall or the supermarket! AH HA HA HA HA HA!" omnybus #reblog #ramblings #perry the platypus #dr. doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb Dummy thicc

Phineas and Ferb, Thought, and Once: omnybus
"Ahh, Perry the Platypus! You thought you could sneak up on me, but thanks to
my new DummyThiccinator, the clap of your buttcheeks has alerted me to your
presence! And once it recharges, I shall use it on the entire Tri-State Area! No
longer will I be momentarily startled by people walking suddenly behind me at
the mall or the supermarket! AH HA HA HA HA HA!"
omnybus
#reblog #ramblings #perry the platypus #dr. doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb
Dummy thicc

Phineas and Ferb, Thought, and Once: omnybus
"Ahh, Perry the Platypus! You thought you could sneak up on me, but thanks to
my new DummyThiccinator, the clap of your buttcheeks has alerted me to your
presence! And once it recharges, I shall use it on the entire Tri-State Area! No
longer will I be momentarily startled by people walking suddenly behind me at
the mall or the supermarket! AH HA HA HA HA HA!"
omnybus
#reblog #ramblings #perry the platypus #dr. doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb
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Amazon, Chrome, and Destiny: a Live Chat with Amazon.com- Google Chrome https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/c45e-9461b3f74d40&token &callMeC2Cld-e7bd2 Sound End Chat 3 Chat You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not recieved Amazon: Warmest greetingsmy name is Thor Me: Greeting, Thor. Can I be Odin? Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day? Amazon: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life Me: Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occured to cause this agony? Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book. Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to youl I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things. I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest in order to get the book back to you. Very well my son. Me: Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father. Amazon: Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book. Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move Me: ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book Amazon: Me: Great Have you placed the order Amazon: Me: let me do that done Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you That good? Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap! Amazon: Me: Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man Amazon: No problemIs there any other issue or question that I can help you with? Me: Nah that was it. Really appreciate it Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin Amazon: Me: Bye my son Send Amazon from Amazon.com is online Secure Connection lolzandtrollz:Best Customer Service Ever

Amazon, Chrome, and Destiny: a Live Chat with Amazon.com- Google Chrome
https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/c45e-9461b3f74d40&token &callMeC2Cld-e7bd2
Sound
End Chat 3
Chat
You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com
Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not recieved
Amazon: Warmest greetingsmy name is Thor
Me: Greeting, Thor. Can I be Odin?
Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day?
Amazon:
Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life
Me:
Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occured to cause
this agony?
Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we
keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book.
Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty
to get it back to youl I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things.
I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest
in order to get the book back to you.
Very well my son.
Me:
Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father.
Amazon:
Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades)
rely on this book.
Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book
into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon
I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move
Me: ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book
haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book
Amazon:
Me: Great
Have you placed the order
Amazon:
Me: let me do that
done
Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you
That good?
Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet
haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap!
Amazon:
Me:
Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man
Amazon: No problemIs there any other issue or question that I can help you with?
Me:
Nah that was it. Really appreciate it
Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin
Amazon:
Me: Bye my son
Send
Amazon from Amazon.com is online
Secure Connection
lolzandtrollz:Best Customer Service Ever

Amazon, Chrome, and Destiny: a Live Chat with Amazon.com- Google Chrome
https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/c45e-9461b3f74d40&token &callMeC2Cld-e7bd2
Sound
End Chat 3
Chat
You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com
Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not recieved
Amazon: Warmest greetingsmy name is Thor
Me: Greeting, Thor. Can I be Odin?
Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day?
Amazon:
Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life
Me:
Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occured to cause
this agony?
Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we
keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book.
Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty
to get it back to youl I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things.
I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest
in order to get the book back to you.
Very well my son.
Me:
Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father.
Amazon:
Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades)
rely on this book.
Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book
into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon
I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move
Me: ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book
haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book
Amazon:
Me: Great
Have you placed the order
Amazon:
Me: let me do that
done
Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you
That good?
Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet
haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap!
Amazon:
Me:
Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man
Amazon: No problemIs there any other issue or question that I can help you with?
Me:
Nah that was it. Really appreciate it
Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin
Amazon:
Me: Bye my son
Send
Amazon from Amazon.com is online
Secure Connection
lolzandtrollz:Best Customer Service Ever

lolzandtrollz:Best Customer Service Ever

Dank, Memes, and Minecraft: When you're making fun of the kids laying Fortnite, and you remember what used to happen with Minecraft. Are we the baddies? Should I be sorry? by Ander2468 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Minecraft: When you're making fun of the kids
laying Fortnite, and you remember
what used to happen with Minecraft.
Are we the baddies?
Should I be sorry? by Ander2468
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Minecraft: When you're making fun of the kids
laying Fortnite, and you remember
what used to happen with Minecraft.
Are we the baddies?
Should I be sorry? by Ander2468
MORE MEMES

Should I be sorry? by Ander2468 MORE MEMES

Smoking, Who, and Can: I be smoking by myself and still end up losing the lighter. Who can relate to this? 👇😩😂 https://t.co/VrRU5i6iLB

Smoking, Who, and Can: I be smoking by myself and still end up
losing the lighter.
Who can relate to this? 👇😩😂 https://t.co/VrRU5i6iLB

Smoking, Who, and Can: I be smoking by myself and still end up
losing the lighter.
Who can relate to this? 👇😩😂 https://t.co/VrRU5i6iLB

Who can relate to this? 👇😩😂 https://t.co/VrRU5i6iLB

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: We$t @CjayyTaughtHer No suicidal shit, but sometimes I be wanting to tell my momma to stfu 10:45 AM 10 Apr 19 Twitter for iPhone This was me 20 minutes ago😭 by -hegel_bagel- MORE MEMES

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: We$t
@CjayyTaughtHer
No suicidal shit, but
sometimes I be wanting to
tell my momma to stfu
10:45 AM 10 Apr 19 Twitter for iPhone
This was me 20 minutes ago😭 by -hegel_bagel-
MORE MEMES

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: We$t
@CjayyTaughtHer
No suicidal shit, but
sometimes I be wanting to
tell my momma to stfu
10:45 AM 10 Apr 19 Twitter for iPhone
This was me 20 minutes ago😭 by -hegel_bagel-
MORE MEMES

This was me 20 minutes ago😭 by -hegel_bagel- MORE MEMES

Music, Yeah, and Yo: Simpin When you lowkey in pain over a person, so you listen to sad music nd think of them Tom: Yo u still simpin? Dane: Yeah, dawg the heart wants what it wants bro i be simpin CHAT

Music, Yeah, and Yo: Simpin
When you lowkey in pain over a person, so you
listen to sad music nd think of them
Tom: Yo u still simpin?
Dane: Yeah, dawg the heart wants what it wants
bro i be simpin
CHAT

Music, Yeah, and Yo: Simpin
When you lowkey in pain over a person, so you
listen to sad music nd think of them
Tom: Yo u still simpin?
Dane: Yeah, dawg the heart wants what it wants
bro i be simpin
CHAT

Love, Black, and Cold: can i be your cigarette so you can pull me out of a black dark box so you can light me up when im cold so you can keep me on your lips so you can inhale me even though you know how toxic i am but you don't really care cause you love that feeling in your lungs https://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Black, and Cold: can i be your cigarette
so you can pull me out
of a black dark box
so you can light me up
when im cold
so you can keep me
on your lips
so you can inhale me
even though you know
how toxic i am
but you don't really care
cause you love that feeling
in your lungs
https://iglovequotes.net/

Love, Black, and Cold: can i be your cigarette
so you can pull me out
of a black dark box
so you can light me up
when im cold
so you can keep me
on your lips
so you can inhale me
even though you know
how toxic i am
but you don't really care
cause you love that feeling
in your lungs
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Jokes, Space, and Time: Feather Today 12:18 Hey can I be your bird? Yes you can Yesss. I've always wanted to be a bird of a Feather oh my. You'll tear a hole in space-time with such jokes Well it's not the only hole l can Do you want a hole to tear? have a number of them Even my charge level seems to be encouraging me

Jokes, Space, and Time: Feather
Today 12:18
Hey can I be your bird?
Yes you can
Yesss. I've always wanted to be
a bird of a Feather
oh my. You'll tear a
hole in space-time with such
jokes
Well it's not the only hole l can
Do you want a hole to tear?
have a number of them
Even my charge level seems to be encouraging me

Jokes, Space, and Time: Feather
Today 12:18
Hey can I be your bird?
Yes you can
Yesss. I've always wanted to be
a bird of a Feather
oh my. You'll tear a
hole in space-time with such
jokes
Well it's not the only hole l can
Do you want a hole to tear?
have a number of them
Even my charge level seems to be encouraging me

Even my charge level seems to be encouraging me

Crazy, Life, and Time: I'm sad but at the same time I'm numb I'm pushing everyone away, isolating myself from those who matter, and I'm running out of life. one day I' be dead and gone and it's crazy to think that I've wasted so much youth stressing things that don't matter. h.W https://iglovequotes.net/

Crazy, Life, and Time: I'm sad but at the same time I'm numb
I'm pushing everyone away,
isolating myself from
those who matter,
and
I'm
running
out of life.
one day I' be dead and gone and
it's crazy to think that I've wasted so
much youth stressing things that don't matter.
h.W
https://iglovequotes.net/

Crazy, Life, and Time: I'm sad but at the same time I'm numb
I'm pushing everyone away,
isolating myself from
those who matter,
and
I'm
running
out of life.
one day I' be dead and gone and
it's crazy to think that I've wasted so
much youth stressing things that don't matter.
h.W
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Crazy, Dancing, and Iphone: chad @ilovesmokingmid i be at parties wit no data standin in the corner looking at my settings screen like damn this shit go crazy 10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing

Crazy, Dancing, and Iphone: chad
@ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin in
the corner looking at my settings
screen like damn this shit go crazy
10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes
They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing

Crazy, Dancing, and Iphone: chad
@ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin in
the corner looking at my settings
screen like damn this shit go crazy
10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes
They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing

They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing

Crazy, Dancing, and Dank: chad @ilovesmokingmid i be at parties wit no data standin in the corner looking at my settings screen like damn this shit go crazy 10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing by TheFormulaS MORE MEMES

Crazy, Dancing, and Dank: chad
@ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin in
the corner looking at my settings
screen like damn this shit go crazy
10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes
They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing by TheFormulaS
MORE MEMES

Crazy, Dancing, and Dank: chad
@ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin in
the corner looking at my settings
screen like damn this shit go crazy
10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes
They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing by TheFormulaS
MORE MEMES

They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing by TheFormulaS MORE MEMES

Crazy, Dancing, and Iphone: chad @ilovesmokingmid i be at parties wit no data standin in the corner looking at my settings screen like damn this shit go crazy 10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing

Crazy, Dancing, and Iphone: chad
@ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin in
the corner looking at my settings
screen like damn this shit go crazy
10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes
They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing

Crazy, Dancing, and Iphone: chad
@ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin in
the corner looking at my settings
screen like damn this shit go crazy
10:33 AM 5/8/19 Twitter for iPhone
12.4K Retweets 60.7K Likes
They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing

They haven’t played any good songs yet, that’s why I’m not dancing

Crazy, Shit, and MeIRL: chad ilovesmokingmid i be at parties wit no data standin in the corner looking at my settings screen like damn this shit go crazy Meirl

Crazy, Shit, and MeIRL: chad
ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin
in the corner looking at my
settings screen like damn this shit
go crazy
Meirl

Crazy, Shit, and MeIRL: chad
ilovesmokingmid
i be at parties wit no data standin
in the corner looking at my
settings screen like damn this shit
go crazy
Meirl

Meirl

Dating, Friends, and Heroin: Marie, 29 o 24 miles away Signed up so my friends can stop telling me to just try it out. But, I'll keep an open mind. I am a Programme Director. London is now home but, it feels like I live everywhere. Like to meet people the old-fashioned way, as dating apps are not my thing. TWO WEEK UP DATE: people on tinder are kind of mean! I'm not a robot and shouldn't be referred to as a 'penis-clad bot, nor should I be shamed for admitting lignore heroin-addicted homeless people who swear in my face and threaten to attack me. Welcome to Tinder.

Dating, Friends, and Heroin: Marie, 29
o 24 miles away
Signed up so my friends can stop
telling me to just try it out. But,
I'll keep an open mind. I am a
Programme Director. London is
now home but, it feels like I live
everywhere. Like to meet people the
old-fashioned way, as dating apps
are not my thing. TWO WEEK UP
DATE: people on tinder are kind of
mean! I'm not a robot and shouldn't
be referred to as a 'penis-clad bot,
nor should I be shamed for admitting
lignore heroin-addicted homeless
people who swear in my face and
threaten to attack me.
Welcome to Tinder.

Dating, Friends, and Heroin: Marie, 29
o 24 miles away
Signed up so my friends can stop
telling me to just try it out. But,
I'll keep an open mind. I am a
Programme Director. London is
now home but, it feels like I live
everywhere. Like to meet people the
old-fashioned way, as dating apps
are not my thing. TWO WEEK UP
DATE: people on tinder are kind of
mean! I'm not a robot and shouldn't
be referred to as a 'penis-clad bot,
nor should I be shamed for admitting
lignore heroin-addicted homeless
people who swear in my face and
threaten to attack me.
Welcome to Tinder.

Welcome to Tinder.