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Fire, Funny, and Game of Thrones: SONG OF ICEAND OFIRG Sam): A Song of Ice and Fire, a compete history of the wars following the death of king Robert. I don't believe you're mentioned... Haha that's funny humor until you remember that you literally cannot tell the history of the wars following the death of King Robert without mentioning me! The War of Five Kings was started when I was framed by Littefinger for the attempted murder of Bran. The Lannisters started the open conflict by attacking Ned in the streets after Catelyn kidnapped me at an inn. How does this history explain the beginning of the first war following the death of King Robert without mentioning me? After that, I served as Hand of the King, and then was framed for yet another murder, this time of the King himself. How did they describe the death of King Joffrey without telling of my trial and how I was convicted as the man who had killed him? After that, I killed Tywin, my father, with a crossbow and then fled the city. This was a major turning point in our history, as Tywin kept the Lannisters powerful and was essentially the ruler of Westeros. How does this book say he was killed? After that, I served as Hand to Daenerys. After her death, I nominated the current King, Bran, as well as established a democracy and made the throne non-hereditary. After that I was named Hand for the third time, and now sit on the small council. Does this maester simply forget to write about the conclusion of the wars? This makes no sense. Too long didn’t read I know, but please do read it
Fire, Funny, and Game of Thrones: SONG
 OF
 ICEAND
 OFIRG
 Sam): A Song of Ice and Fire, a compete history of the wars
 following the death of king Robert.
 I don't believe you're mentioned...
 Haha that's funny humor until you remember that you literally cannot tell the history of the
 wars following the death of King Robert without mentioning me! The War of Five Kings was
 started when I was framed by Littefinger for the attempted murder of Bran. The Lannisters
 started the open conflict by attacking Ned in the streets after Catelyn kidnapped me at an inn.
 How does this history explain the beginning of the first war following the death of King Robert
 without mentioning me? After that, I served as Hand of the King, and then was framed for yet
 another murder, this time of the King himself. How did they describe the death of King Joffrey
 without telling of my trial and how I was convicted as the man who had killed him? After that, I
 killed Tywin, my father, with a crossbow and then fled the city. This was a major turning point
 in our history, as Tywin kept the Lannisters powerful and was essentially the ruler of
 Westeros. How does this book say he was killed? After that, I served as Hand to Daenerys.
 After her death, I nominated the current King, Bran, as well as established a democracy and
 made the throne non-hereditary. After that I was named Hand for the third time, and now sit
 on the small council. Does this maester simply forget to write about the conclusion of the
 wars? This makes no sense.
Too long didn’t read I know, but please do read it

Too long didn’t read I know, but please do read it

Fire, Funny, and Streets: SONG OF ICEAND OFIRG Sam): A Song of Ice and Fire, a compete history of the wars following the death of king Robert. I don't believe you're mentioned... Haha that's funny humor until you remember that you literally cannot tell the history of the wars following the death of King Robert without mentioning me! The War of Five Kings was started when I was framed by Littefinger for the attempted murder of Bran. The Lannisters started the open conflict by attacking Ned in the streets after Catelyn kidnapped me at an inn. How does this history explain the beginning of the first war following the death of King Robert without mentioning me? After that, I served as Hand of the King, and then was framed for yet another murder, this time of the King himself. How did they describe the death of King Joffrey without telling of my trial and how I was convicted as the man who had killed him? After that, I killed Tywin, my father, with a crossbow and then fled the city. This was a major turning point in our history, as Tywin kept the Lannisters powerful and was essentially the ruler of Westeros. How does this book say he was killed? After that, I served as Hand to Daenerys. After her death, I nominated the current King, Bran, as well as established a democracy and made the throne non-hereditary. After that I was named Hand for the third time, and now sit on the small council. Does this maester simply forget to write about the conclusion of the wars? This makes no sense. To long didn’t read I know, but please do read it
Fire, Funny, and Streets: SONG
 OF
 ICEAND
 OFIRG
 Sam): A Song of Ice and Fire, a compete history of the wars
 following the death of king Robert.
 I don't believe you're mentioned...
 Haha that's funny humor until you remember that you literally cannot tell the history of the
 wars following the death of King Robert without mentioning me! The War of Five Kings was
 started when I was framed by Littefinger for the attempted murder of Bran. The Lannisters
 started the open conflict by attacking Ned in the streets after Catelyn kidnapped me at an inn.
 How does this history explain the beginning of the first war following the death of King Robert
 without mentioning me? After that, I served as Hand of the King, and then was framed for yet
 another murder, this time of the King himself. How did they describe the death of King Joffrey
 without telling of my trial and how I was convicted as the man who had killed him? After that, I
 killed Tywin, my father, with a crossbow and then fled the city. This was a major turning point
 in our history, as Tywin kept the Lannisters powerful and was essentially the ruler of
 Westeros. How does this book say he was killed? After that, I served as Hand to Daenerys.
 After her death, I nominated the current King, Bran, as well as established a democracy and
 made the throne non-hereditary. After that I was named Hand for the third time, and now sit
 on the small council. Does this maester simply forget to write about the conclusion of the
 wars? This makes no sense.
To long didn’t read I know, but please do read it

To long didn’t read I know, but please do read it

Bad, Batman, and Joker: ruinod Childhood ruinedchildhood Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. BATMAN INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE nd uses his batcomputer He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan BATMAN stands next to his batmobile BATMAN This is now a safe city. I have punched a penguin into prison tray of goth ham ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a ALFRED Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne. An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave. Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney BATMAN No! It is Two-Face and One-Face They hate me for being a bat. Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home. BATMAN (CONT'D) It is just you and I, the Joker Bat versus clown. Moral enemies. THE JOKER I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy BATMAN I drink bats just like a bat would! Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead. This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power THE JOKER I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't BATMAN Alfred, give birth to Robin Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman THE JOKER Happy batday, Birthman Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke Ai writes a Batman script
Bad, Batman, and Joker: ruinod
 Childhood
 ruinedchildhood
 Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000
 hours of Batman movies and then
 asked it to write a Batman movie of
 its own. Here is the first page.
 BATMAN
 INT. TRADITIONAL BATCAVE
 nd uses his batcomputer
 He's sometimes Bruce Wayne sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan
 BATMAN stands next to his batmobile
 BATMAN
 This is now a safe city. I have
 punched a penguin into prison
 tray of goth ham
 ALFRED, Batman's loyal batler, carries a
 ALFRED
 Eat a dinner, Mattress Wayne.
 An explosion explodes. THE JOKER and TWO-FACE enter the cave.
 Joker is a clown but insane. Two-Face is a man but attorney
 BATMAN
 No! It is Two-Face and One-Face
 They hate me for being a bat.
 Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face. Two-Face flips Alfred like
 a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-Face goes home.
 BATMAN (CONT'D)
 It is just you and I, the Joker
 Bat versus clown. Moral enemies.
 THE JOKER
 I am such a freak. Society is bad.
 You drink water, I drink anarchy
 BATMAN
 I drink bats just like a bat would!
 Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.
 This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket. The Joker
 deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power
 THE JOKER
 I have never followed a rule. That
 is my rule. Do you follow? I don't
 BATMAN
 Alfred, give birth to Robin
 Alfred begins the process since it is his job. The Joker now
 has a present in his hand. He juggles it over to Batman
 THE JOKER
 Happy batday, Birthman
 Batman opens the present since he's a good guy. It contains a
 coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke
Ai writes a Batman script

Ai writes a Batman script

Ass, Saw, and Weird: our family's passion is cheese i saw this quote on a truck this morning and figured it was the kind of weird ass humor you guys would appreciate
Ass, Saw, and Weird: our family's passion
 is cheese
i saw this quote on a truck this morning and figured it was the kind of weird ass humor you guys would appreciate

i saw this quote on a truck this morning and figured it was the kind of weird ass humor you guys would appreciate

Link, August, and Inside: Subreddit Of The Month [August 2019]: /r/bandmemes. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!
Link, August, and Inside: Subreddit Of The Month [August 2019]: /r/bandmemes. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside!

Subreddit Of The Month [August 2019]: /r/bandmemes. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month i...

Beautiful, Bitch, and Butt: And also, your main picture is garbage while your second picture actually makes you look beautiful (atleast on the outside) YOU MATCHED WIT 8/16/19 And waited for me to respond so that you can gain further satisfaction. There are many different kinds of people in the world with many different avenues of life and if you think you have the answer to their extremely unique circumstance then you're a bigger narcissist than trump Wanna get drunk with me? Friday 5:47 PM To reiterate, you literally had dozens of paths as to how up respond to me (including humor) but you chose the shittiest path and are now gonna tell yourself that you did nothing wrong when I did not initiate any hostility, you did. But I know people like you, you will never accept it, or take responsibility for it. You would rather blanket me as the other rather than take the time to see ME And help me get over an ex Saturday 11:47 AM Get off tinder if you're not over you're ex No one cares about your quasi pseudo intellectual judgements meant to inflate your embittered Sent ego Today 9:17 PM So why don't get off tinder rather than being a little bitch Lol entitled aren't you, who the fuck are you to tell me to get off anything. Yeah, you'll hit me back with your ideology of some bullshit which doesn't really make a depth look at anything but only satisfies your ego and inflates your personal biases And also, your main picture is garbage while your second picture actually makes you look beautiful (atleast on the outside) Good thing you don't really matter (and neither do l) And good to know behind that sweet smile is a judgmental close minded human being who makes snap judgements without asking any questions at all. You'll make an excellent mother To reiterate, you literally had dozens of paths as to how up respond to me (including humor) but you chose the shittiest path and are now gonna tell yourself See you could've just unmatched, but you chose to engage, so clearly you got butt hurt for no reason and made it personal that vou did nothina wrona when I Send Type a message Send Send Type a message Type a message Dodged a bullet so big it’s a freight train
Beautiful, Bitch, and Butt: And also, your main picture is
 garbage while your second
 picture actually makes you look
 beautiful (atleast on the outside)
 YOU MATCHED WIT
 8/16/19
 And waited for me to respond so
 that you can gain further
 satisfaction. There are many
 different kinds of people in the
 world with many different avenues
 of life and if you think you have
 the answer to their extremely
 unique circumstance then you're a
 bigger narcissist than trump
 Wanna get drunk with me?
 Friday 5:47 PM
 To reiterate, you literally had
 dozens of paths as to how up
 respond to me (including humor)
 but you chose the shittiest path
 and are now gonna tell yourself
 that you did nothing wrong when I
 did not initiate any hostility, you
 did. But I know people like you,
 you will never accept it, or take
 responsibility for it. You would
 rather blanket me as the other
 rather than take the time to see
 ME
 And help me get over an ex
 Saturday 11:47 AM
 Get off tinder if you're not over
 you're ex
 No one cares about your quasi
 pseudo intellectual judgements
 meant to inflate your embittered
 Sent
 ego
 Today 9:17 PM
 So why don't get off tinder rather
 than being a little bitch
 Lol entitled aren't you, who the
 fuck are you to tell me to get off
 anything. Yeah, you'll hit me back
 with your ideology of some
 bullshit which doesn't really make
 a depth look at anything but only
 satisfies your ego and inflates
 your personal biases
 And also, your main picture is
 garbage while your second
 picture actually makes you look
 beautiful (atleast on the outside)
 Good thing you don't really matter
 (and neither do l)
 And good to know behind that
 sweet smile is a judgmental close
 minded human being who makes
 snap judgements without asking
 any questions at all. You'll make
 an excellent mother
 To reiterate, you literally had
 dozens of paths as to how up
 respond to me (including humor)
 but you chose the shittiest path
 and are now gonna tell yourself
 See you could've just unmatched,
 but you chose to engage, so
 clearly you got butt hurt for no
 reason and made it personal
 that vou did nothina wrona when I
 Send
 Type a message
 Send
 Send
 Type a message
 Type a message
Dodged a bullet so big it’s a freight train

Dodged a bullet so big it’s a freight train