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House: i-hate-chick-fil-a: That man is staying home even though his head takes up his entire house. #StayHomeSaveLives
House: i-hate-chick-fil-a:

That man is staying home even though his head takes up his entire house. #StayHomeSaveLives

i-hate-chick-fil-a: That man is staying home even though his head takes up his entire house. #StayHomeSaveLives

House: “He really picked the wrong house…” by Ishaantron11 MORE MEMES
House: “He really picked the wrong house…” by Ishaantron11
MORE MEMES

“He really picked the wrong house…” by Ishaantron11 MORE MEMES

House: lieutenant-spoopy: I like letting henrietta walk around the house but I didn’t want to lose her so
House: lieutenant-spoopy:
I like letting henrietta walk around the house but I didn’t want to lose her so

lieutenant-spoopy: I like letting henrietta walk around the house but I didn’t want to lose her so

House: bogleech: lynati: movemequotes: Once a little boy went to school.One morningThe teacher said:“Today we are going to make a picture.”“Good!” thought the little boy.He liked to make all kinds;Lions and tigers,Chickens and cows,Trains and boats;And he took out his box of crayonsAnd began to draw. But the teacher said, “Wait!”“It is not time to begin!”And she waited until everyone looked ready.“Now,” said the teacher,“We are going to make flowers.”“Good!” thought the little boy,He liked to make beautiful onesWith his pink and orange and blue crayons.But the teacher said “Wait!”“And I will show you how.”And it was red, with a green stem.“There,” said the teacher,“Now you may begin.” The little boy looked at his teacher’s flowerThen he looked at his own flower.He liked his flower better than the teacher’sBut he did not say this.He just turned his paper over,And made a flower like the teacher’s.It was red, with a green stem. On another dayThe teacher said:“Today we are going to make something with clay.”“Good!” thought the little boy;He liked clay.He could make all kinds of things with clay:Snakes and snowmen,Elephants and mice,Cars and trucksAnd he began to pull and pinchHis ball of clay. But the teacher said, “Wait!”“It is not time to begin!”And she waited until everyone looked ready.“Now,” said the teacher,“We are going to make a dish.”“Good!” thought the little boy,He liked to make dishes.And he began to make someThat were all shapes and sizes. But the teacher said “Wait!”“And I will show you how.”And she showed everyone how to makeOne deep dish.“There,” said the teacher,“Now you may begin.” The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish;Then he looked at his own.He liked his better than the teacher’sBut he did not say this.He just rolled his clay into a big ball againAnd made a dish like the teacher’s.It was a deep dish. And pretty soonThe little boy learned to wait,And to watchAnd to make things just like the teacher.And pretty soonHe didn’t make things of his own anymore. Then it happenedThat the little boy and his familyMoved to another house,In another city,And the little boyHad to go to another school. The teacher said:“Today we are going to make a picture.”“Good!” thought the little boy.And he waited for the teacherTo tell what to do.But the teacher didn’t say anything.She just walked around the room. When she came to the little boyShe asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?”“Yes,” said the little boy.“What are we going to make?”“I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher.“How shall I make it?” asked the little boy.“Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher.“And any color?” asked the little boy.“Any color,” said the teacher.And he began to make a red flower with a green stem. ~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy … I hate that I hesitated to reblog this just because I expect people to think it’s pretentious or melodramatic when it’s seriously real as fuck and I’ve witnessed it
House: bogleech:

lynati:

movemequotes:

Once a little boy went to school.One morningThe teacher said:“Today we are going to make a picture.”“Good!” thought the little boy.He liked to make all kinds;Lions and tigers,Chickens and cows,Trains and boats;And he took out his box of crayonsAnd began to draw.
But the teacher said, “Wait!”“It is not time to begin!”And she waited until everyone looked ready.“Now,” said the teacher,“We are going to make flowers.”“Good!” thought the little boy,He liked to make beautiful onesWith his pink and orange and blue crayons.But the teacher said “Wait!”“And I will show you how.”And it was red, with a green stem.“There,” said the teacher,“Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at his teacher’s flowerThen he looked at his own flower.He liked his flower better than the teacher’sBut he did not say this.He just turned his paper over,And made a flower like the teacher’s.It was red, with a green stem.
On another dayThe teacher said:“Today we are going to make something with clay.”“Good!” thought the little boy;He liked clay.He could make all kinds of things with clay:Snakes and snowmen,Elephants and mice,Cars and trucksAnd he began to pull and pinchHis ball of clay.
But the teacher said, “Wait!”“It is not time to begin!”And she waited until everyone looked ready.“Now,” said the teacher,“We are going to make a dish.”“Good!” thought the little boy,He liked to make dishes.And he began to make someThat were all shapes and sizes.
But the teacher said “Wait!”“And I will show you how.”And she showed everyone how to makeOne deep dish.“There,” said the teacher,“Now you may begin.”
The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish;Then he looked at his own.He liked his better than the teacher’sBut he did not say this.He just rolled his clay into a big ball againAnd made a dish like the teacher’s.It was a deep dish.
And pretty soonThe little boy learned to wait,And to watchAnd to make things just like the teacher.And pretty soonHe didn’t make things of his own anymore.
Then it happenedThat the little boy and his familyMoved to another house,In another city,And the little boyHad to go to another school.
The teacher said:“Today we are going to make a picture.”“Good!” thought the little boy.And he waited for the teacherTo tell what to do.But the teacher didn’t say anything.She just walked around the room.
When she came to the little boyShe asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?”“Yes,” said the little boy.“What are we going to make?”“I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher.“How shall I make it?” asked the little boy.“Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher.“And any color?” asked the little boy.“Any color,” said the teacher.And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.
~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy

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I hate that I hesitated to reblog this just because I expect people to think it’s pretentious or melodramatic when it’s seriously real as fuck and I’ve witnessed it

bogleech: lynati: movemequotes: Once a little boy went to school.One morningThe teacher said:“Today we are going to make a picture.”“G...

House: A small movie theater near my best friend’s house has been putting up relevant movie titles while they’ve been closed due to the pandemic
House: A small movie theater near my best friend’s house has been putting up relevant movie titles while they’ve been closed due to the pandemic

A small movie theater near my best friend’s house has been putting up relevant movie titles while they’ve been closed due to the pandemic

House: When you’re sleeping over at a friends house and they forget to give you a blanket…
House: When you’re sleeping over at a friends house and they forget to give you a blanket…

When you’re sleeping over at a friends house and they forget to give you a blanket…

House: nialljhoran: Ryan Interviews Shane in a Haunted House • Spooky Small Talk
House: nialljhoran:

Ryan Interviews Shane in a Haunted House • Spooky Small Talk

nialljhoran: Ryan Interviews Shane in a Haunted House • Spooky Small Talk

House: Classic house hunter show
House: Classic house hunter show

Classic house hunter show

House: Cleaning up the old house
House: Cleaning up the old house

Cleaning up the old house

House: I’d be a house Karen
House: I’d be a house Karen

I’d be a house Karen

House: I’d be a house Karen by MonetthePainter MORE MEMES
House: I’d be a house Karen by MonetthePainter
MORE MEMES

I’d be a house Karen by MonetthePainter MORE MEMES

House: This is the best House Hunters episode by GreatBrilliance MORE MEMES
House: This is the best House Hunters episode by GreatBrilliance
MORE MEMES

This is the best House Hunters episode by GreatBrilliance MORE MEMES

House: Voting Scares The Orange Bridge Troll in the White House
House: Voting Scares The Orange Bridge Troll in the White House

Voting Scares The Orange Bridge Troll in the White House

House: It’s one of the best things in my house.
House: It’s one of the best things in my house.

It’s one of the best things in my house.

House: It’s one of the best things in my house. by ashtraxk MORE MEMES
House: It’s one of the best things in my house. by ashtraxk
MORE MEMES

It’s one of the best things in my house. by ashtraxk MORE MEMES

House: Heineken brings back its house building bottles for the aftermaths of corona crisis
House: Heineken brings back its house building bottles for the aftermaths of corona crisis

Heineken brings back its house building bottles for the aftermaths of corona crisis

House: There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.
House: There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.

There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.

House: There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.
House: There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.

There’s a bathroom in my parent’s house that is lit by a single window and this is what happens every day.

House: phantomladyoverparis: Dom AKA House (1959), dir. Walerian Borowczyk & Jan Lenica
House: phantomladyoverparis:



Dom AKA House (1959), dir. Walerian Borowczyk & Jan Lenica

phantomladyoverparis: Dom AKA House (1959), dir. Walerian Borowczyk & Jan Lenica

House: Meanwhile, they are in their $20 million house. by GameIsMyName12 MORE MEMES
House: Meanwhile, they are in their $20 million house. by GameIsMyName12
MORE MEMES

Meanwhile, they are in their $20 million house. by GameIsMyName12 MORE MEMES

House: Meanwhile, they are in their $20 million house.
House: Meanwhile, they are in their $20 million house.

Meanwhile, they are in their $20 million house.

House: 100% chance they have live laugh love somewhere in the house by lounginaddict MORE MEMES
House: 100% chance they have live laugh love somewhere in the house by lounginaddict
MORE MEMES

100% chance they have live laugh love somewhere in the house by lounginaddict MORE MEMES

House: frenchie-sottises: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.   On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.  A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died. Fuck anyone who does this.
House: frenchie-sottises:

kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

definitelybeholderrpgideas:


probablygreenrpgideas:


constantlyonfirerpgideas:


probablyspacerpgideas:


teenagerposts:

chipthepunk:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

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House: This quarantine is going to make me tongue f**k my house
House: This quarantine is going to make me tongue f**k my house

This quarantine is going to make me tongue f**k my house

House: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges
House: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges

ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure fal...

House: A house in my hometown is making good use of their quarantine time
House: A house in my hometown is making good use of their quarantine time

A house in my hometown is making good use of their quarantine time

House: intimatum:David Mitchell, Slade House
House: intimatum:David Mitchell, Slade House

intimatum:David Mitchell, Slade House

House: unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 
House: unicornempire:
I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house....

House: unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 
House: unicornempire:
I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

unicornempire: I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house....

House: intimatum:David Mitchell, Slade House
House: intimatum:David Mitchell, Slade House

intimatum:David Mitchell, Slade House

House: I also choose Will Smith’s house
House: I also choose Will Smith’s house

I also choose Will Smith’s house

House: I also choose Will Smith’s house
House: I also choose Will Smith’s house

I also choose Will Smith’s house

House: I also choose Will Smith’s house
House: I also choose Will Smith’s house

I also choose Will Smith’s house

House: When you finally find the person who has been eating all the food in the house. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme
House: When you finally find the person who has been eating all the food in the house.  Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co  #fitness #motivation #workout #gymaholic #meme

When you finally find the person who has been eating all the food in the house. Gymaholic App: https://www.gymaholic.co #fitness #motiv...

House: Week two of lockdown…how’s your tiny house now MF?!
House: Week two of lockdown…how’s your tiny house now MF?!

Week two of lockdown…how’s your tiny house now MF?!

House: Week two of lockdown…how’s your tiny house now MF?!
House: Week two of lockdown…how’s your tiny house now MF?!

Week two of lockdown…how’s your tiny house now MF?!

House: walk into my buddy’s house and this is the first thing I see
House: walk into my buddy’s house and this is the first thing I see

walk into my buddy’s house and this is the first thing I see

House: I guess I can thank severe anxiety for keeping me in the house for the last 2 years…
House: I guess I can thank severe anxiety for keeping me in the house for the last 2 years…

I guess I can thank severe anxiety for keeping me in the house for the last 2 years…

House: Not the Waffle House!!
House: Not the Waffle House!!

Not the Waffle House!!