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hot gluing: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend's car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can't open his door and has the crawl through the passenger's side. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Platonic intimacy is hot gluing four copies of Resident Evil Code: Veronica to the ceiling of his hallway closet and seeing how long it takes him to notice that there's four copies of Resident Evil Code: Veronica hot glued to the ceiling of his hallway closet. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Platonic intimacy is watching the graceful curve of his body as he stretches in bed, fixating on the strip of skin where his shirt's pulled up juuuust enough that you can sneeze on his exposed stomach and then run away while he's distracted and bewildered by how super gross and unnecessary that was. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Platonic intimacy is sending him an e-mail that says, "The Harbinger of Boy Sauce is Upon You," instead of just, like, texting him and letting him know you're on your way to help him do his shots a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy Platonic intimacy is calling him in the middle of the night and waking him up because you heard a weird noise outside that you're about to investigate, and you need moral support and also someone to call an ambulance if you end up having to knife fight a racoon. a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy rdprice29 I'm thinking "platonic intimacy" does not mean what you think it means, lol. I'm thinking you mean more like "intimacy". No, it's platonic. If it's romantic, you gotta have a rose between your teeth and one titty out. Platonic Intimacy
hot gluing: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend's car in
 the grocery store parking lot and parking so
 close to him that he can't open his door and
 has the crawl through the passenger's side.
 a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 Platonic intimacy is hot gluing four copies of
 Resident Evil Code: Veronica to the ceiling
 of his hallway closet and seeing how long it
 takes him to notice that there's four copies of
 Resident Evil Code: Veronica hot glued to
 the ceiling of his hallway closet.
 a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 Platonic intimacy is watching the graceful
 curve of his body as he stretches in bed,
 fixating on the strip of skin where his shirt's
 pulled up juuuust enough that you can sneeze
 on his exposed stomach and then run away
 while he's distracted and bewildered by how
 super gross and unnecessary that was.
 a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 Platonic intimacy is sending him an e-mail
 that says, "The Harbinger of Boy Sauce is
 Upon You," instead of just, like, texting him
 and letting him know you're on your way to
 help him do his shots
 a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 Platonic intimacy is calling him in the middle
 of the night and waking him up because you
 heard a weird noise outside that you're about
 to investigate, and you need moral support
 and also someone to call an ambulance if you
 end up having to knife fight a racoon.
 a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy
 rdprice29
 I'm thinking "platonic intimacy" does not
 mean what you think it means, lol. I'm
 thinking you mean more like "intimacy".
 No, it's platonic. If it's romantic, you gotta
 have a rose between your teeth and one titty
 out.
Platonic Intimacy

Platonic Intimacy