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Homeless Guy: I could make it as a homeless guy instead
Homeless Guy: I could make it as a homeless guy instead

I could make it as a homeless guy instead

Homeless Guy: File: image.jpg (30 KB, 345x302) Anonymous (ID: WPbThArs) 05/06/14(Tue)13:46:34 No.545330185 >>545330338 >>545330504 >>545330524 >be at Slayer concert with friends >have to park our car two miles from venue >walk our asses all the way there realize I forgot my bottle of water in car >goddamnit.jpg standing in line to be let in thirsty as fuck >black homeless guy approaches us >kind of rough looking >asks for money tell him l'll pay him a dollar if he can direct me to the nearest bottle of water >yeah, I know where...I know where... >we walk through boarded up blocks of endless ghetto >hope I don't get killed reach store with no windows or signs nervous as fuck >walk in, black customers and employees stare >'damn, we ain't never seen a white guy in here... get my water, quench my t >hear liquid hitting sidewalk turn back, see him pissing and walking sideways at the same time >'that's how we piss in public so we don't get caught, boss' return to venue, letting people in now >say goodbye to homeless friend realize we have an extra ticket give it to him tell him he can sell it or come with us 'how much is it worth?" tell him roughly $30.00 >his eyes light up >I'm gonna sell it! >be three hours later >concert over hirst, start walking back with new homeless friend walking back to our car same homeless guy sees me >'boss! boss! I sold that ticket for $25.00!" >he holds up McDonalds bag and a beer 'I didn't forget you, boss! hands them to me >mfw my heart has never been so touched <p>This is touching via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2HGpyhb">https://ift.tt/2HGpyhb</a></p>
Homeless Guy: File: image.jpg (30 KB, 345x302)
 Anonymous (ID: WPbThArs) 05/06/14(Tue)13:46:34 No.545330185
 >>545330338 >>545330504 >>545330524
 >be at Slayer concert with friends
 >have to park our car two miles from venue
 >walk our asses all the way there
 realize I forgot my bottle of water in car
 >goddamnit.jpg
 standing in line to be let in
 thirsty as fuck
 >black homeless guy approaches us
 >kind of rough looking
 >asks for money
 tell him l'll pay him a dollar if he can direct me to the nearest bottle of water
 >yeah, I know where...I know where...
 >we walk through boarded up blocks of endless ghetto
 >hope I don't get killed
 reach store with no windows or signs
 nervous as fuck
 >walk in, black customers and employees stare
 >'damn, we ain't never seen a white guy in here...
 get my water, quench my t
 >hear liquid hitting sidewalk
 turn back, see him pissing and walking sideways at the same time
 >'that's how we piss in public so we don't get caught, boss'
 return to venue, letting people in now
 >say goodbye to homeless friend
 realize we have an extra ticket
 give it to him
 tell him he can sell it or come with us
 'how much is it worth?"
 tell him roughly $30.00
 >his eyes light up
 >I'm gonna sell it!
 >be three hours later
 >concert over
 hirst, start walking back with new homeless friend
 walking back to our car
 same homeless guy sees me
 >'boss! boss! I sold that ticket for $25.00!"
 >he holds up McDonalds bag and a beer
 'I didn't forget you, boss!
 hands them to me
 >mfw my heart has never been so touched
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