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Beautiful, Blessed, and Bodies : Trashmouth Your Mom > 345,987 likes Trashmouth Wow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fiance here was a fan. I hope he doesn't take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe BevvieMarshHoly Shit, Rich SummerKid324 Plot Twist view all 12,243 comments reddie-fucked-me-up: Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes with THIS beautiful sketch, and inspired me to write a little more <3The news broke overnight: Old tweets expose comedian Richie Tozier as homophobe.There was a huge 鈥#CancelRichieTozier鈥 party, of course. When isn鈥檛 there? A small handful of celebrities sounded off about their disapproval, a bunch of old haters flooded his comment sections of every social media account, and even a few fans spoke out, condemning him for it and shaming themselves for not 鈥渒nowing something was up with him鈥.If you asked Richie, the only thing they should be shaming themselves for was telling a cock sucker he was homophobic for joking about other cock suckers on the internet five years ago, but hey. Who was he to judge?Now, normally Richie would have loved to jump on the scandal. Hell, he鈥檇 probably be right there along with his haters, insisting he have the most Extra鈩 of cancellation parties. Unfortunately though, he happened to be sleeping when the 鈥渞eceipts鈥 surfaced. It wasn鈥檛 until he awoke, bleary eyed and exhausted, that he knew anything was amiss鈥 the sheer amount of notifications on his phone being enough to scare anyone.Especially the five missed calls from his agent.鈥淥h fuck me,鈥 He groaned, falling back against the pillows once more. Eddie was right there, pushing back into his space and nuzzling his face into Richie鈥檚 shoulder in a lazy attempt to block out the light.If Richie took a moment or two to stare before turning his attention once more to the shit storm on his phone, who could blame him?He scrolled through notification after notification, mind still rather numb from the early morning, but smiling nonetheless. I mean, how could he not, this shit was hilarious! Sure, he probably should鈥檝e been calling his agent back, but instead he raised his phone in the air, snapping a quick shot of him and his fianc茅 to sent to their friends.It was maybe the best picture he鈥檇 ever taken.Growing up in a town as close-minded as Derry, Richie and Eddie were just a couple of the many who were raised to believe being gay was wrong. Richie grew up desperate to believe he was anything else (well, technically he was bisexual, but that was besides the point), and Eddie grew up believing he was inherently dirty.Eventually, they found a home in each other, but it had taken some time. They didn鈥檛 know how to allow themselves to be intimate, and there were a lot of stumbles. Just as there always is with your first love. Except, that 鈥渇irst love鈥 was going to be their only love. Richie had made it official weeks ago. He liked it, and he finally, finally put a ring on it. He just鈥 hadn鈥檛 gone public with it yet.Eddie didn鈥檛 mind. They were both still far more uncomfortable with public displays of affection than they鈥檇 care to admit. You could be run out of an arcade is someone thought you were so much as flirting with a guy. That kind of hardwiring took time to change.Well鈥 looking at this photo鈥 at the way their bodies could just exist together鈥 Richie started to wonder if his hardwire wasn鈥檛 glitching. He just couldn鈥檛 get the math to work. Why would this ever be something he didn鈥檛 want to share? The way Eddie could just close his eyes and mold himself against Richie鈥檚 entire body, trusting him with this鈥 this precious thing he was. This thing that probably should鈥檝e belonged to someone more deserving, but he gave to Richie.With one last tired smile at the photo, Richie decided to do what he does best:Not think.It was a little difficult typing with one shoulder pinned under Eddie, but he managed fine enough, typing his official response to all the drama.鈥淲ow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fianc茅 here was a fan. I hope he doesn鈥檛 take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe鈥
Beautiful, Blessed, and Bodies : Trashmouth
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 345,987 likes
 Trashmouth Wow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier
 news. My fiance here was a fan. I hope he doesn't
 take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe
 BevvieMarshHoly Shit, Rich
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Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes with THIS beautiful sketch, and inspired me to write a little more <3The news broke overnight: Old tweets expose comedian Richie Tozier as homophobe.There was a huge 鈥#CancelRichieTozier鈥 party, of course. When isn鈥檛 there? A small handful of celebrities sounded off about their disapproval, a bunch of old haters flooded his comment sections of every social media account, and even a few fans spoke out, condemning him for it and shaming themselves for not 鈥渒nowing something was up with him鈥.If you asked Richie, the only thing they should be shaming themselves for was telling a cock sucker he was homophobic for joking about other cock suckers on the internet five years ago, but hey. Who was he to judge?Now, normally Richie would have loved to jump on the scandal. Hell, he鈥檇 probably be right there along with his haters, insisting he have the most Extra鈩 of cancellation parties. Unfortunately though, he happened to be sleeping when the 鈥渞eceipts鈥 surfaced. It wasn鈥檛 until he awoke, bleary eyed and exhausted, that he knew anything was amiss鈥 the sheer amount of notifications on his phone being enough to scare anyone.Especially the five missed calls from his agent.鈥淥h fuck me,鈥 He groaned, falling back against the pillows once more. Eddie was right there, pushing back into his space and nuzzling his face into Richie鈥檚 shoulder in a lazy attempt to block out the light.If Richie took a moment or two to stare before turning his attention once more to the shit storm on his phone, who could blame him?He scrolled through notification after notification, mind still rather numb from the early morning, but smiling nonetheless. I mean, how could he not, this shit was hilarious! Sure, he probably should鈥檝e been calling his agent back, but instead he raised his phone in the air, snapping a quick shot of him and his fianc茅 to sent to their friends.It was maybe the best picture he鈥檇 ever taken.Growing up in a town as close-minded as Derry, Richie and Eddie were just a couple of the many who were raised to believe being gay was wrong. Richie grew up desperate to believe he was anything else (well, technically he was bisexual, but that was besides the point), and Eddie grew up believing he was inherently dirty.Eventually, they found a home in each other, but it had taken some time. They didn鈥檛 know how to allow themselves to be intimate, and there were a lot of stumbles. Just as there always is with your first love. Except, that 鈥渇irst love鈥 was going to be their only love. Richie had made it official weeks ago. He liked it, and he finally, finally put a ring on it. He just鈥 hadn鈥檛 gone public with it yet.Eddie didn鈥檛 mind. They were both still far more uncomfortable with public displays of affection than they鈥檇 care to admit. You could be run out of an arcade is someone thought you were so much as flirting with a guy. That kind of hardwiring took time to change.Well鈥 looking at this photo鈥 at the way their bodies could just exist together鈥 Richie started to wonder if his hardwire wasn鈥檛 glitching. He just couldn鈥檛 get the math to work. Why would this ever be something he didn鈥檛 want to share? The way Eddie could just close his eyes and mold himself against Richie鈥檚 entire body, trusting him with this鈥 this precious thing he was. This thing that probably should鈥檝e belonged to someone more deserving, but he gave to Richie.With one last tired smile at the photo, Richie decided to do what he does best:Not think.It was a little difficult typing with one shoulder pinned under Eddie, but he managed fine enough, typing his official response to all the drama.鈥淲ow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fianc茅 here was a fan. I hope he doesn鈥檛 take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe鈥

reddie-fucked-me-up: Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes...

Definitely, Fire, and God: royaltealovingkookiness: deeperthanswords: royaltealovingkookiness: The first training of Zuko we see, Iroh shoots a fireball right into Zuko鈥檚 face - while Zuko just stands there unflinching. It鈥檚 the very first episode, and Zuko & Iroh are the obvious villains, and it just seems like some macho bs they do.聽 And then comes the duel with Zhao, and Zuko is down, but when he sees that flaming fist to his face, something lets loose inside him that helps him turn the fight around鈥ut it鈥檚 not until we learn Zuko鈥檚 backstory that all this gets a whole new meaning.聽 Why would Zuko still be on basics if not because he suffered a huge setback after his agni kai? Imagine how much hard work, patience it was to build Zuko back up again, so he would not freeze in blind panic (or curl up in a ball) when fire gets close to his face. I think Iroh practiced this with him all the time until he could stand there unflinching (knowing that Iroh is in full control of his bending and trusting that his uncle would never hurt him). And when it came to the duel with Zhao, Zuko could react in a RL situation instead of freezing up, and turn all the negative feelings (rage, anger, pain, whatever) into fuel to win the fight against a bender who is much more skilled than he is.聽 And Iroh obviously drilled him with control and restraint, because no matter how much he lets his rage loose, he has enough control not to hurt Zhao and enough self-restraint not to burn him at the end. I definitely think it was a deliberate choice on Iroh鈥檚 part to hold back on teaching offensive forms to Zuko beyond the basics (knowing that combining those with his unprocessed anger could result in him being out of control and hurt people). Instead, it seems he concentrated on teaching him defensive forms, fire breath, heat control, and so on鈥 What the FUCK iroh was the real mvp of this whole show my god Indeed. It goes over many people鈥檚 head, but he made a huge difference. It was mostly assists and defensive plays though, not the flashy stuff. I love that narrative so much, how you change the world one person at a time and not only violence and hate, but also love and kindness creates ripple effects.聽
Definitely, Fire, and God: royaltealovingkookiness:
deeperthanswords:

royaltealovingkookiness:


The first training of Zuko we see, Iroh shoots a fireball right into Zuko鈥檚 face - while Zuko just stands there unflinching. It鈥檚 the very first episode, and Zuko & Iroh are the obvious villains, and it just seems like some macho bs they do.聽 And then comes the duel with Zhao, and Zuko is down, but when he sees that flaming fist to his face, something lets loose inside him that helps him turn the fight around鈥ut it鈥檚 not until we learn Zuko鈥檚 backstory that all this gets a whole new meaning.聽
Why would Zuko still be on basics if not because he suffered a huge setback after his agni kai? Imagine how much hard work, patience it was to build Zuko back up again, so he would not freeze in blind panic (or curl up in a ball) when fire gets close to his face. I think Iroh practiced this with him all the time until he could stand there unflinching (knowing that Iroh is in full control of his bending and trusting that his uncle would never hurt him). And when it came to the duel with Zhao, Zuko could react in a RL situation instead of freezing up, and turn all the negative feelings (rage, anger, pain, whatever) into fuel to win the fight against a bender who is much more skilled than he is.聽
And Iroh obviously drilled him with control and restraint, because no matter how much he lets his rage loose, he has enough control not to hurt Zhao and enough self-restraint not to burn him at the end. I definitely think it was a deliberate choice on Iroh鈥檚 part to hold back on teaching offensive forms to Zuko beyond the basics (knowing that combining those with his unprocessed anger could result in him being out of control and hurt people). Instead, it seems he concentrated on teaching him defensive forms, fire breath, heat control, and so on鈥


What the FUCK iroh was the real mvp of this whole show my god

Indeed. It goes over many people鈥檚 head, but he made a huge difference. It was mostly assists and defensive plays though, not the flashy stuff.
I love that narrative so much, how you change the world one person at a time and not only violence and hate, but also love and kindness creates ripple effects.聽

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Life, Smooth, and Target: THE PERSDN WHo DISCOVERED SHARkS PRANSON REESE I AM G0IN 6 INTO THE BIG WETNESS. SMooTH LIONS ARE EATING ME. maetyu-y: bransonreese: aurora-gleam: slangwang: bransonreese: crystallotusfr: bransonreese: serpentking456: notcaycepollard: the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life: Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how 鈥渟mooth鈥 sharks really are. Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it鈥檚 so smooth. But buddy. Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark聽swims. 鈥 In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like聽sandpaper. ((Here m8聽https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics聽)) Buddy. It鈥檚 smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don鈥檛 know how to read? this post is transcendent You鈥檙e thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball. Source: I鈥橫 A MARINE BIOLOGIST No, I鈥檓 thinking of sharks. Source: I鈥檓 a superior marine biologist
Life, Smooth, and Target: THE PERSDN WHo DISCOVERED SHARkS
 PRANSON REESE
 I AM G0IN 6
 INTO THE
 BIG WETNESS.
 SMooTH
 LIONS ARE
 EATING ME.
maetyu-y:

bransonreese:


aurora-gleam:


slangwang:

bransonreese:

crystallotusfr:


bransonreese:

serpentking456:


notcaycepollard:

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how 鈥渟mooth鈥 sharks really are. 


Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it鈥檚 so smooth.

But buddy.


Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark聽swims. 鈥 In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like聽sandpaper. 
((Here m8聽https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics聽))


Buddy. It鈥檚 smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don鈥檛 know how to read?


this post is transcendent 


You鈥檙e thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: I鈥橫 A MARINE BIOLOGIST


No, I鈥檓 thinking of sharks.
Source: I鈥檓 a superior marine biologist

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News, Target, and Tumblr: ST 15 15 mrevaunit42: starafterdeath: schi-walker-locked: a-small-bowl-of-noodles: kakaphoe: of-another-broken-heart: kakaphoe: asymbina: iamsapphirecrimsonclaw: bluesey-182: captaindeadpoet: hiringdreamers: ezurad: commandtower-solring-go: kayas-wife: chandra-nalaar: viralthings: The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes. this is just a normal waffle house there is a bloody handprint on the door There is somethung under the counter with the cups Blind man reading news paperSkull in the coffee Milk is $15 Lady鈥檚 hand is a tentacle the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man鈥檚 plate鈥 I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized鈥 Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He鈥檚 either throwing up or eating an octopus. I think his face is just tentacles. The blind man has gills. Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator鈥檚 site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist鈥檚 name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920鈥檚 diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.The journal鈥檚 writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: 鈥溾 and eyeball 鈥 have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him 鈥 all tentacles and teeth 鈥 (obscured by cup) 鈥 Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!鈥 Reblogging for the correct source (I didn鈥檛 even notice the OP wasn鈥檛 the artist oops). There鈥檚 a second one, and there鈥檚 even more in this AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH Just a regular morning in Innsmouth. Passing your perception checks isn鈥檛 always a great idea
News, Target, and Tumblr: ST
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kakaphoe:

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viralthings:
The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.
this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door


There is somethung under the counter with the cups


Blind man reading news paperSkull in the coffee


Milk is $15


Lady鈥檚 hand is a tentacle


the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man鈥檚 plate鈥

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized鈥
Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He鈥檚 either throwing up or eating an octopus.

I think his face is just tentacles.

The blind man has gills.

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator鈥檚 site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist鈥檚 name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920鈥檚 diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.The journal鈥檚 writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: 鈥溾 and eyeball 鈥 have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him 鈥 all tentacles and teeth 鈥 (obscured by cup) 鈥 Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!鈥

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn鈥檛 even notice the OP wasn鈥檛 the artist oops).


There鈥檚 a second one, and there鈥檚 even more in this 


AAAHH, cool, but AAAAAHHHH



Just a regular morning in Innsmouth.


Passing your perception checks isn鈥檛 always a great idea

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Friends, Gif, and Lazy: LUXURY TAX ALK PARK PLACE PAY $75.00 phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a聽鈥渓uxury item鈥 Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women鈥檚 bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren鈥檛 necessary. I found out why after I鈥檇 been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies鈥 room. He wanted to know why. I told him. He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies鈥 room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I鈥檇 just been told and there could be no possible argument. 鈥淚f I don鈥檛 go,鈥 I said in an overly patient tone,聽鈥渢he blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I鈥檓 sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That鈥檚 why I need to go to the bathroom.鈥 His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered,聽鈥淲ait, you mean that if you don鈥檛 go, you鈥檒l just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!鈥 I thought, 聽You have got to be kidding. Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn鈥檛. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn鈥檛 know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries. And that鈥檚 how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen. That鈥檚.., that鈥檚 insane. what the fuck did i just read
Friends, Gif, and Lazy: LUXURY
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phan-is-sempiternal:

mousathe14:

gehayi:

profeminist:

Tampons are a聽鈥渓uxury item鈥

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women鈥檚 bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren鈥檛 necessary.
I found out why after I鈥檇 been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies鈥 room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies鈥 room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I鈥檇 just been told and there could be no possible argument.
鈥淚f I don鈥檛 go,鈥 I said in an overly patient tone,聽鈥渢he blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I鈥檓 sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That鈥檚 why I need to go to the bathroom.鈥
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered,聽鈥淲ait, you mean that if you don鈥檛 go, you鈥檒l just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!鈥
I thought, 聽You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn鈥檛. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn鈥檛 know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And that鈥檚 how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

That鈥檚.., that鈥檚 insane.

what the fuck did i just read

phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a聽鈥渓uxury item鈥 Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One ...