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hilt: edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper oo Verizon 100% 9:02 PM Messages Ethan Details K So i calculated it. And it eould only take about 400 people to get enough iron to forge a steel longsword What U know how fantasy books talk about swords "forged with the blood of enemies" Well i calculated it out, and if u drainked about 400 adult men kf their blood, and extracted the iron from it, u would have enough for a longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies That's pretty neat Ikr Text Message Send macaedh what the fuck ethan kvothbloodless I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont рervocracy I was all ready to "um, actually this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out. maxiesatanofficial How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you. bemusedlybespectacled Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade squeeful 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400 men is more than enough. This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (-2 % ) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men. optimysticals So putting my thoughts in on this... because how could I not. So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around. Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won't need alll of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword. Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones. hedwig-dordt "high fantasy math- the tag I should have expected to write some day. themarysue I'm so proud of everyone in this post O Photos Source: macaedh 156,793 notes What the fuck ethanadvice-animal.tumblr.com
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 Ethan
 Details
 K
 So i calculated it. And it eould
 only take about 400 people to
 get enough iron to forge a steel
 longsword
 What
 U know how fantasy books talk
 about swords "forged with the
 blood of enemies"
 Well i calculated it out, and if u
 drainked about 400 adult men
 kf their blood, and extracted the
 iron from it, u would have
 enough for a longsword.
 Forged from the blood of your
 enemies
 That's pretty neat
 Ikr
 Text Message
 Send
 macaedh
 what the fuck ethan
 kvothbloodless
 I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont
 рervocracy
 I was all ready to "um, actually this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams
 of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not
 unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
 maxiesatanofficial
 How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be
 to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten
 iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic
 can give you.
 bemusedlybespectacled
 Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the
 blade
 squeeful
 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average
 longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the
 weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more
 classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400
 men is more than enough.
 This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their
 meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar
 using high carbon steel (-2 % ) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the
 blood of about 225 men.
 optimysticals
 So putting my thoughts in on this... because how could I not.
 So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool.
 But now you have 400 bodies lying around.
 Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those
 400 bodies (you won't need alll of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high
 carbon steel sword.
 Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND
 strengthened with their bones.
 hedwig-dordt
 "high fantasy math- the tag I should have expected to write some day.
 themarysue
 I'm so proud of everyone in this post
 O Photos Source: macaedh
 156,793 notes
What the fuck ethanadvice-animal.tumblr.com

What the fuck ethanadvice-animal.tumblr.com

hilt: edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper oo Verizon 9:02 PM 100% Messages Ethan Details So i calculated it. And it eould only take about 400 people to get enough iron to forge a steel longsword What U know how fantasy books talk about swords "forged with the blood of enemies" Well i calculated it out, and if u drainked about 400 adult men kf their blood, and extracted the iron from it, u would have enough for a longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies That's pretty neat Ikr ext Message Send macaedh what the fuck ethan kvothbloodless I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont pervocracy I was all ready to "um, actually" this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out. maxiesatanofficial How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you. bemusedlybespectacled Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade squeeful 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400 men is more than enough This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (-296) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men. optimysticals So putting my thoughts in on this.. because how could I not. So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won't need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones hedwig-dordt high fantasy math"-the tag I should have expected to write some day themarysue I'm so proud of everyone in this post Photos Source: macaedh 156,793 notes What the fuck ethan
hilt: edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper
 oo Verizon
 9:02 PM
 100%
 Messages Ethan
 Details
 So i calculated it. And it eould
 only take about 400 people to
 get enough iron to forge a steel
 longsword
 What
 U know how fantasy books talk
 about swords "forged with the
 blood of enemies"
 Well i calculated it out, and if u
 drainked about 400 adult men
 kf their blood, and extracted the
 iron from it, u would have
 enough for a longsword.
 Forged from the blood of your
 enemies
 That's pretty neat
 Ikr
 ext Message
 Send
 macaedh
 what the fuck ethan
 kvothbloodless
 I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont
 pervocracy
 I was all ready to "um, actually" this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams
 of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not
 unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
 maxiesatanofficial
 How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be
 to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten
 iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic
 can give you.
 bemusedlybespectacled
 Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the
 blade
 squeeful
 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average
 longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the
 weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more
 classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400
 men is more than enough
 This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their
 meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar
 using high carbon steel (-296) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the
 blood of about 225 men.
 optimysticals
 So putting my thoughts in on this.. because how could I not.
 So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool.
 But now you have 400 bodies lying around
 Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those
 400 bodies (you won't need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high
 carbon steel sword
 Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND
 strengthened with their bones
 hedwig-dordt
 high fantasy math"-the tag I should have expected to write some day
 themarysue
 I'm so proud of everyone in this post
 Photos Source: macaedh
 156,793 notes
What the fuck ethan

What the fuck ethan

hilt: SESAME STREET .org After a deeply profound conversation, Tyrone, realized that just because he had white palms, didn't mean he could stop picking the cotton. At first he thought Grover was crazy. But as Grover's lecture went on, Bert steadily came to realize that jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Bert pees in the bathtub and notices an alarming amount of blood. Kermit shows off the severed head of grover, in order to strike fear into the souls of americans Bert smirks as he hears the air raid sirens. Ernie's war had begun at last. "Shit, Ernie, don't snort it! I told you this is heroin! Haven't you seen Pulp Fiction? SESAME STREET Grover demonstrates how far the law requires him to stay away from sexy sexy children. Reinvented by juansanity2 for iFunny Ernie's attempts to build a drug empire are set back when he realises he's grown the wrong plant. "I know it's going to be funny as Hell, but you can't laugh when they open the casket and see their son is missing. They'll know it was us." Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha enough money for the abortion. Elmo and Maria make a swift getaway after burning down another shop in Baltimore The hickey on Ernie's neck and the condom still on his nose confirmed Bert's suspicions: Ernie was cheating. After the Count calls Ernie's mom a "two cent crack whore", Bert struggles to restrain him. COM Ernie shows Bert who the biggest fag in the room is. Ernie feels he is no longer attractive to Bert. Bert knows it's true but doesn't say anything. Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime. Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his rampage of serial murders on the air. TIE TIMES Joe RI Ernie eyes the article on Big Bird's untimely death and worries the cops may be on to him Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach. Bert plays with himself as he listens to Ernie's bathtub song Cookie Monster trips unbelievably hard on a cookie sized tab of LSD Ernie is shocked at the street price of crack these days APPLES SG Bert and Ernie undercut the current apple market value, forcing their competitors families into poverty As seen on EricAlper.com Elmo shouts at the phone, yelling to "blow the gooks to smithereens!" against the protests of his defense chief, who keeps trying to remind him that the war in Vietnam ended 40 years ago The other option is sellingthese little rocks Bert regrets cheaping out on the soundproofing in his sex dungeon when the screams of the Children inside keeps him awake at night. Ernie enjoys Bert's resistance as he fulfills his country girl rape fantasy. O o Ernie laughs as he tells the struggling, dying orphan, "I am the only one who cares about you" as he begins to penetrate her Bert and Ernie patiently wait in their attic as the Nazi's frantically search for them below. As Beaker tests Dr. Bunsen Honeydew s newly invented, fully functioning Rape Alarm, he is more than a little disquieted by the extremely strong signals it picks up. Dr. Honeydew chuckles to himself at Beaker's reaction, knowing full well that he won't be able to tell the cops what's about to happen to him "See the face in the glass Timmy? That's called a retard!" Grover pretends to not hear Mr. Johnson masturbating kids The whole neighborhood watches as Ernie viciously fucks Telly while taking a romantic bath together Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price of some of Oscar's roofies 10 SESAME STREET Ernie forgets sign language for,"I wallowed s my entire sperm collection, it has congealed in my thro at and I am choking to death." Bert reassures a frightened Ernie by telling him that jet fuel can't melt sweet dreams. Rosita coaxes another Suicide Hotline caller into pulling the trigger, beating Telly's record of 12 The fresh smell of semen awakes Bert When Ernie finishes his masterpiece "It wasn't the fact we were killing children that disturbed me. We were at war, after all. It's the erection l got from doing it." With the bombing all over the papers, Bert knew they had to watch their step. Ernie could never keep his mouth shut. He'd have to go At that moment, Ernie realized the furry lifestyle just wasn't for him. Unfortunately, this realization came several seconds after Big Bird had buried himself to the hilt in the fursuit's quick-access assflap. Ernie, disappointed with Bert's fellatio skills, forces him to practice on random objects in the house. Ernie gives Bert a crash-course in how to behead infidels the right way according to the Quran. BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH. After having been frozen for 60 years, Bert learns of Hitler's defeat and the fall of the Reich. As Bert turns his head, he realizes that the Viet Cong are about to ambush his patrol. The door locks behind them. Ernie begins throwing darts with expert precision at all 100 balloons in the room, relentlessly triggering Bert's PTSD and shattering his psyche beyond repair. Bert and Ernie work tirelessly to plant landmines under the sand SESANE STREET "As-Salaam-Alaikum, Bert!" says Ernie as he returns from his vacation, hanging out with his pals in Somalia. Ernie tells Bert that his non-aryan ginger nephew, cannot enter his home. As the second H flashes on the television, Bert and Ernie are amazed that the signal has finally come. They shout "Heil Hitler" when they realize their brothers of the Fourth Reich have infiltrated the mass media. Elmo hates what Elmo is about to do, but Elmo has to feed Elmo's bloodlust. Cookie Monster tearfully informs his family the Gestapo officer ordered their immediate eviction and arranged transport to Auschwitz-Birkenau Bert and Ernie helps stage the Gleiwitz incident, giving Germany a pretext to invade Poland. Ernie and Bert are delighted when they discover that their plan to bring both Koreas to war might actually work Big Bird gets kidnapped by ISIS. SESAME STREET] Taking on a job at the morgue, Ernie has finally found a way to do good in the world If all those girls die as Virgins, they should at least not be buried as such Ernie exclaims loudly "Allahu Akbar!" as Bert banks towards the city's airspace. High on PCP, Cookie Monster lets out a blood-curdling battle cry as he catapults his body through 2 inches of solid brick SESAME STREET .org Kermit is baffled by this negro giving him his 3/5th of an opinion Bert and Ernie agree to drown their mentally retarded son, Bort Ernie learns the ups and downs of putting his dick in an ant hill. Ernie quickly realized that this was not milk that Bert had left out on the counter top. Ernie educates Bert about why the Japanese deserve a third nuclear bombing. As the facade of Auschwitz came into sight, the jew suddenly realized those weren't snowflakes he was catching on his tongue. Bert was not joking when he told Ernie he was going to "literally hit him with a fucking piano if he woke him up for some menial bullshit one more time". Bert is appalled by Ernie's plan to have a Make-A-Wish child sneak coke on set for them. Bert Was notimpressed by Ernie's proposed cover forgetting the goods out of Colombia Some of my favourite Sesame Street moments...
hilt: SESAME STREET
 .org
 After a deeply profound conversation, Tyrone, realized
 that just because he had white palms, didn't mean he
 could stop picking the cotton.

 At first he thought Grover was crazy. But as
 Grover's lecture went on, Bert steadily came
 to realize that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

 Bert pees in the bathtub
 and notices an alarming
 amount of blood.

 Kermit shows off the severed head
 of grover, in order to strike fear into
 the souls of americans

 Bert smirks as he hears the air raid sirens.
 Ernie's war had begun at last.

 "Shit, Ernie, don't snort it!
 I told you this is heroin!
 Haven't you seen
 Pulp Fiction?

 SESAME STREET
 Grover demonstrates how far the law
 requires him to stay away from sexy sexy
 children.
 Reinvented by juansanity2 for iFunny

 Ernie's attempts to build a drug empire are set
 back when he realises he's grown the wrong plant.

 "I know it's going to be funny as Hell, but you
 can't laugh when they open the casket and see
 their son is missing. They'll know it was us."

 Ernie knew he remembered giving that slut Lanteesha
 enough money for the abortion.

 Elmo and Maria make a swift
 getaway after burning down
 another shop in Baltimore

 The hickey on Ernie's neck and the condom still on his
 nose confirmed Bert's suspicions: Ernie was cheating.

 After the Count calls Ernie's mom a "two cent
 crack whore", Bert struggles to restrain him.

 COM
 Ernie shows Bert who the biggest fag in the room is.

 Ernie feels he is no longer attractive to Bert. Bert knows it's
 true but doesn't say anything.

 Ernie prepares to commit a
 hate crime.

 Bert remains awestuck as Ernie confesses to his
 rampage of serial murders on the air.

 TIE TIMES Joe RI
 Ernie eyes the article on Big Bird's
 untimely death and worries the cops
 may be on to him

 Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege"
 on a card and dangle it over the heads of a
 group of feminists to demonstrate how it
 will always be out of their reach.

 Bert plays with himself as he listens to
 Ernie's bathtub song

 Cookie Monster trips unbelievably
 hard on a cookie sized tab of LSD

 Ernie is shocked at the street price of crack
 these days

 APPLES SG
 Bert and Ernie undercut the
 current apple market value,
 forcing their competitors
 families into poverty

 As seen on EricAlper.com
 Elmo shouts at the phone, yelling to "blow the gooks to
 smithereens!" against the protests of his defense chief, who keeps
 trying to remind him that the war in Vietnam ended 40 years ago

 The other option is sellingthese little rocks

 Bert regrets cheaping out on the soundproofing in his sex
 dungeon when the screams of the Children inside keeps
 him awake at night.

 Ernie enjoys Bert's resistance
 as he fulfills his country girl
 rape fantasy.

 O o
 Ernie laughs as he tells the
 struggling, dying orphan, "I am the
 only one who cares about you" as
 he begins to penetrate her

 Bert and Ernie patiently wait in their
 attic as the Nazi's frantically search
 for them below.

 As Beaker tests Dr.
 Bunsen Honeydew s newly
 invented, fully functioning
 Rape Alarm, he is more
 than a little disquieted by
 the extremely strong
 signals it picks up. Dr.
 Honeydew chuckles to
 himself at Beaker's
 reaction, knowing full well
 that he won't be able to tell
 the cops what's about to
 happen to him

 "See the face in the glass Timmy? That's called a retard!"

 Grover pretends to not
 hear Mr. Johnson
 masturbating

 kids
 The whole neighborhood watches as
 Ernie viciously fucks Telly while
 taking a romantic bath together

 Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price
 of some of Oscar's roofies

 10
 SESAME STREET
 Ernie forgets sign language for,"I
 wallowed
 s
 my entire sperm collection, it
 has congealed
 in my
 thro
 at and I am choking to death."

 Bert reassures a
 frightened Ernie by
 telling him that jet fuel
 can't melt sweet
 dreams.

 Rosita coaxes another Suicide
 Hotline caller into pulling the
 trigger, beating Telly's record
 of 12

 The fresh smell of semen awakes Bert When Ernie finishes his
 masterpiece

 "It wasn't the fact we were killing children
 that disturbed me. We were at war, after all.
 It's the erection l got from doing it."

 With the bombing all over the
 papers, Bert knew they had
 to watch their step. Ernie
 could never keep his mouth
 shut. He'd have to go

 At that moment, Ernie
 realized the furry lifestyle
 just wasn't for him.
 Unfortunately, this
 realization came several
 seconds after Big Bird had
 buried himself to the hilt in
 the fursuit's quick-access
 assflap.

 Ernie, disappointed with Bert's fellatio skills,
 forces him to practice on random objects in
 the house.

 Ernie gives Bert a crash-course in how to behead
 infidels the right way according to the Quran.

 BERT SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT
 ERNIE'S FINAL SOLUTION HAD
 NOTHING TO DO WITH MATH.

 After having been
 frozen for 60 years,
 Bert learns of
 Hitler's defeat and
 the fall of the Reich.

 As Bert turns his head, he
 realizes that the Viet Cong
 are about to ambush his
 patrol.

 The door locks behind them. Ernie begins throwing darts
 with expert precision at all 100 balloons in the room,
 relentlessly triggering Bert's PTSD and shattering his
 psyche beyond repair.

 Bert and Ernie work tirelessly to
 plant landmines under the sand

 SESANE STREET
 "As-Salaam-Alaikum, Bert!" says Ernie as
 he returns from his vacation, hanging out
 with his pals in Somalia.

 Ernie tells Bert that his non-aryan ginger
 nephew, cannot enter his home.

 As the second H flashes on the television, Bert
 and Ernie are amazed that the signal has finally
 come. They shout "Heil Hitler" when they
 realize their brothers of the Fourth Reich have
 infiltrated the mass media.

 Elmo hates what Elmo is about to do, but
 Elmo has to feed Elmo's bloodlust.

 Cookie Monster tearfully
 informs his family the Gestapo
 officer ordered their immediate
 eviction and arranged transport
 to Auschwitz-Birkenau

 Bert and Ernie helps stage the Gleiwitz incident, giving
 Germany a pretext to invade Poland.

 Ernie and Bert are delighted when
 they discover that their plan to
 bring both Koreas to war might
 actually work

 Big Bird gets kidnapped by ISIS.

 SESAME STREET]
 Taking on a job at the morgue, Ernie has
 finally found a way to do good in the world
 If all those girls die as Virgins, they should
 at least not be buried as such

 Ernie exclaims loudly "Allahu Akbar!" as Bert banks
 towards the city's airspace.

 High on PCP, Cookie Monster lets out a
 blood-curdling battle cry as he catapults his
 body through 2 inches of solid brick

 SESAME STREET
 .org
 Kermit is baffled by this negro giving
 him his 3/5th of an opinion

 Bert and Ernie agree to drown
 their mentally retarded son, Bort

 Ernie learns the ups and downs
 of putting his dick in an ant hill.

 Ernie quickly realized that this was not milk that Bert
 had left out on the counter top.

 Ernie educates Bert about why
 the Japanese deserve
 a third nuclear bombing.

 As the facade of Auschwitz came into sight, the jew
 suddenly realized those weren't snowflakes he was
 catching on his tongue.

 Bert was not joking when he told Ernie he
 was going to "literally hit him with a fucking
 piano if he woke him up for some menial
 bullshit one more time".

 Bert is appalled by Ernie's plan to have a
 Make-A-Wish child sneak coke on set for them.

 Bert Was notimpressed by Ernie's proposed cover
 forgetting the goods out of Colombia
Some of my favourite Sesame Street moments...

Some of my favourite Sesame Street moments...

hilt: edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper oo Verizon 9:02 PM 100% Messages Ethan Details So i calculated it. And it eould only take about 400 people to get enough iron to forge a steel longsword What U know how fantasy books talk about swords "forged with the blood of enemies" Well i calculated it out, and if u drainked about 400 adult men kf their blood, and extracted the iron from it, u would have enough for a longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies That's pretty neat Ikr Text Message Send macaedh what the fuck ethan kvothbloodless I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont. pervocracy I was all ready to "um, actually" this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out. maxiesatanofficial How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you. bemusedlybespectacled Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade squeeful 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400 men is more than enough This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (-296) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men. optimysticals So putting my thoughts in on this... because how could I not So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool But now you have 400 bodies lying around Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won't need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND with their bones hedwig-dordt high fantasy math"-the tag I should have expected to write some day themarysue I'm so proud of everyone in this post Photos Source: macaedh 156,793 notes On blood and swords.omg-humor.tumblr.com
hilt: edwardspoonhands lizziekeiper
 oo Verizon
 9:02 PM
 100%
 Messages Ethan
 Details
 So i calculated it. And it eould
 only take about 400 people to
 get enough iron to forge a steel
 longsword
 What
 U know how fantasy books talk
 about swords "forged with the
 blood of enemies"
 Well i calculated it out, and if u
 drainked about 400 adult men
 kf their blood, and extracted the
 iron from it, u would have
 enough for a longsword.
 Forged from the blood of your
 enemies
 That's pretty neat
 Ikr
 Text Message
 Send
 macaedh
 what the fuck ethan
 kvothbloodless
 I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.
 pervocracy
 I was all ready to "um, actually" this, but, um, actually there's about 3-4 grams
 of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not
 unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
 maxiesatanofficial
 How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be
 to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten
 iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic
 can give you.
 bemusedlybespectacled
 Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the
 blade
 squeeful
 1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword. Your average
 longsword was 1.1-1.8 kg and I don't even remember if that's including the
 weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade. Your more
 classic "knight sword" was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average, the blood of 400
 men is more than enough
 This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their
 meh iron swords. Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar
 using high carbon steel (-296) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the
 blood of about 225 men.
 optimysticals
 So putting my thoughts in on this... because how could I not
 So you've exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool
 But now you have 400 bodies lying around
 Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those
 400 bodies (you won't need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high
 carbon steel sword
 Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND
 with their bones
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hilt: Hould you like to save your progress? YES GEORGE R.R. MARIIN "She has had her blood. She is old en khal," llyrio told him, not for the firt t her. That silver-gold hair, those purple ey the blood of old Valyria, no doubt, no d highborn, daughter of the old king sistet t cannot fail to entrance our Drogo." When he hand, Daenerys found herself trembline "1 suppose," her brother said doubtiully. have queer tastes. Boys, horses, sheep "Best not suggest this to Khal Drogo Anger flashed in her brother's lilac cu me for a fool" The magister bowed slightly, "I take Kings lack the caution of common men. M have given offense." He turned away an hands for his bearers. The streets of Pentos were pitch-dark vi out in llyrio's elaborately carved palanqu vants went ahead to light their way, carr lanterns with panes of pale blue glass, wh strong men hoisted the poles to their sboul warm and close inside behind the curtains smell the stench of Illyrio's pallid flesh throu perfumes. Her brother, sprawled out on his pile never noticed. His mind was away across the "We won't nced his whole khalasar." i ingers toyed with the hilt of his borrowed Dany knew he had never used a sword in thousand, that would be enough, I could swe Kingdoms with ten thousand Dothraki se realm will rise for its rightful king Tynl Darry, Greyjoy, they have no more love ir SIN knowing whuat anyone TOw sca, but she mis mistrusted everyhing ing cagerly, however. SE my brother Rhacgar. prq om pasudoad ou Magister lyrio said. hile playing around his notice. Nodding, he off into the nigcht, and ttle of the Trident once al Drogo sat beside the walls overgrown with thal by the magisters of ree Cities were always is not that we fear these in with a smile. The walls against a million mise omes so cheap! at the gate, the curtains he house guards. He had cyes of a Dothraki, but the spiked bronze cap of over coldly. Magister - in the rough Dothraki in the same voice and yet why take her's hand was clenched rowed sword. He looked kelt. "Insolent eunuch, than 1 do. The Dornishmen burn to aveng Viserys muttered as the palanquin lurched up toward the children. And the smallfolk will be with as manse. for their king " He looked at Illyrio anxxicus Magister lllynio's words were honey, "Many important men will be at the feast tonight. Such men have enemies The khel must protect his guests, yourself chicf among "They are your people, and they k them, Your Grace. No doubt the Usurper would pay well Magister Illyrio said amiably. "In holdiase tealm, men lift secret toasts to your health don't they!" for your head. "Oh, ves" Viserys said darkly. " He has tried, Ilytia, I promise you that. His hired knives follow us everywhere n gainst the srsfunny: An Amazing Bookmark For Gamershttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/
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 GEORGE R.R. MARIIN
 "She has had her blood. She is old en
 khal," llyrio told him, not for the firt t
 her. That silver-gold hair, those purple ey
 the blood of old Valyria, no doubt, no d
 highborn, daughter of the old king sistet t
 cannot fail to entrance our Drogo." When he
 hand, Daenerys found herself trembline
 "1 suppose," her brother said doubtiully.
 have queer tastes. Boys, horses, sheep
 "Best not suggest this to Khal Drogo
 Anger flashed in her brother's lilac cu
 me for a fool"
 The magister bowed slightly, "I take
 Kings lack the caution of common men. M
 have given offense." He turned away an
 hands for his bearers.
 The streets of Pentos were pitch-dark vi
 out in llyrio's elaborately carved palanqu
 vants went ahead to light their way, carr
 lanterns with panes of pale blue glass, wh
 strong men hoisted the poles to their sboul
 warm and close inside behind the curtains
 smell the stench of Illyrio's pallid flesh throu
 perfumes.
 Her brother, sprawled out on his pile
 never noticed. His mind was away across the
 "We won't nced his whole khalasar." i
 ingers toyed with the hilt of his borrowed
 Dany knew he had never used a sword in
 thousand, that would be enough, I could swe
 Kingdoms with ten thousand Dothraki se
 realm will rise for its rightful king Tynl
 Darry, Greyjoy, they have no more love ir
 SIN
 knowing whuat anyone
 TOw sca, but she mis
 mistrusted everyhing
 ing cagerly, however.
 SE
 my brother Rhacgar.
 prq om pasudoad ou
 Magister lyrio said.
 hile playing around his
 notice. Nodding, he
 off into the nigcht, and
 ttle of the Trident once
 al Drogo sat beside the
 walls overgrown with
 thal by the magisters of
 ree Cities were always
 is not that we fear these
 in with a smile. The
 walls against a million
 mise
 omes so cheap!
 at the gate, the curtains
 he house guards. He had
 cyes of a Dothraki, but
 the spiked bronze cap of
 over coldly. Magister -
 in the rough Dothraki
 in the same voice and
 yet why take
 her's hand was clenched
 rowed sword. He looked
 kelt. "Insolent eunuch,
 than 1 do. The Dornishmen burn to aveng Viserys muttered as the palanquin lurched up toward the
 children. And the smallfolk will be with as manse.
 for their king " He looked at Illyrio anxxicus
 Magister lllynio's words were honey, "Many important
 men will be at the feast tonight. Such men have enemies
 The khel must protect his guests, yourself chicf among
 "They are your people, and they k them, Your Grace. No doubt the Usurper would pay well
 Magister Illyrio said amiably. "In holdiase
 tealm, men lift secret toasts to your health
 don't they!"
 for your head.
 "Oh, ves" Viserys said darkly. " He has tried, Ilytia, I
 promise you that. His hired knives follow us everywhere
 n gainst the
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hilt: Hould you like sāve your progress? YES CНECK OUT MЕМЕPIХ.COМ MEMEPIX.COM GEORGE R.R. MARIIN "She has had her blood. She is old m khal." Illyrio told him, not for the fien her. That silver-gold hair, those purple e the blood of old Valyria, no doubt, no d highborn, daughter of the old king, sister cannot fail to entrance our Drogo." When h hand, Daenerys found herself trembline "I suppose, " her brother said doubtiully have queer tastes. Boys, horses, sheep "Best not suggest this to Khal Drogo" Anger flashed in her brother's lilac cyes me for a foola The magister bowed slightly. "I take y Kings lack the caution of common men. My have given offense." He turned away an hands for his becarers. The streets of Pentos were pitch dark vi out in lllyrio's elaborately carved palanga vants went ahead to light their way, carr lanterns with panes of pale blue glass, w strong men hoisted the poles to their sboui warn and close inside behind the curtains smell the stench of Illyrio's pallid flesh throu perfumes. Her brother, sprawled out on his pill never noticed, His mind was away across t "We won't need his whole khalasar." V fingers toyed with the hilt of his borrowed Dany knew he had never used a sword in a thousand, that would be enough, I could swe Kingdoms with ten thousand Dothraki se realm will rise for its rightful king Til Darry, Greyjoy, they have no more love r mt than 1 do. The Dornishmen burn to aveng Viserys muttered as the palanquin lurched up towand the children. And the smallfolk will be with us for their king" He looked at Illyrio anzius SIN nowing what anyone row sea, but she mis mistrusted everyıhng ing cagerly, however. he promised, who had my brother Rhargar for what he did to my SE Magister llyrio said. hile playing arund his t notice. Nodding, he off into the night, and ttle of the Trident once al Drogo sat beside the walls overgrown with thal by the magisters of ree Cities wcte always is not that we fear these in with a smile. "The walls against a nillion mise.yet why take desp os siu at the gate, the curtains he house guards. He had deyes of a Dothraki, but the spiked beonze cap of over coldly. Magister I- in the rough Dothraki pur aotoA ars aa u per's hand was clenched rowed sword. He looked Felt. "Insolent cunuch Magister Illyrio's words were honey. "Many important men will he at the feast tonight. Such men have enemies The khal must protect his guests, yourself chicf among "They are your people, and they l them, Your Grace. No doube the Usurper would pay welf Magister llyrio said amiably. "In holdists don't they!" for your head." "Oh, yes" Viscrys said darkly. "He has tried, lyrio, 1 promise you that. His hired knives follow as everywhere realm, men lift secret toasts to your healeh FF Bookmarkomg-humor.tumblr.com
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 GEORGE R.R. MARIIN
 "She has had her blood. She is old m
 khal." Illyrio told him, not for the fien
 her. That silver-gold hair, those purple e
 the blood of old Valyria, no doubt, no d
 highborn, daughter of the old king, sister
 cannot fail to entrance our Drogo." When h
 hand, Daenerys found herself trembline
 "I suppose, " her brother said doubtiully
 have queer tastes. Boys, horses, sheep
 "Best not suggest this to Khal Drogo"
 Anger flashed in her brother's lilac cyes
 me for a foola
 The magister bowed slightly. "I take y
 Kings lack the caution of common men. My
 have given offense." He turned away an
 hands for his becarers.
 The streets of Pentos were pitch dark vi
 out in lllyrio's elaborately carved palanga
 vants went ahead to light their way, carr
 lanterns with panes of pale blue glass, w
 strong men hoisted the poles to their sboui
 warn and close inside behind the curtains
 smell the stench of Illyrio's pallid flesh throu
 perfumes.
 Her brother, sprawled out on his pill
 never noticed, His mind was away across t
 "We won't need his whole khalasar." V
 fingers toyed with the hilt of his borrowed
 Dany knew he had never used a sword in a
 thousand, that would be enough, I could swe
 Kingdoms with ten thousand Dothraki se
 realm will rise for its rightful king Til
 Darry, Greyjoy, they have no more love r mt
 than 1 do. The Dornishmen burn to aveng Viserys muttered as the palanquin lurched up towand the
 children. And the smallfolk will be with us
 for their king" He looked at Illyrio anzius
 SIN
 nowing what anyone
 row sea, but she mis
 mistrusted everyıhng
 ing cagerly, however.
 he promised, who had
 my brother Rhargar
 for what he did to my
 SE
 Magister llyrio said.
 hile playing arund his
 t notice. Nodding, he
 off into the night, and
 ttle of the Trident once
 al Drogo sat beside the
 walls overgrown with
 thal by the magisters of
 ree Cities wcte always
 is not that we fear these
 in with a smile. "The
 walls against a nillion
 mise.yet why take
 desp os siu
 at the gate, the curtains
 he house guards. He had
 deyes of a Dothraki, but
 the spiked beonze cap of
 over coldly. Magister I-
 in the rough Dothraki
 pur aotoA ars aa u
 per's hand was clenched
 rowed sword. He looked
 Felt. "Insolent cunuch
 Magister Illyrio's words were honey. "Many important
 men will he at the feast tonight. Such men have enemies
 The khal must protect his guests, yourself chicf among
 "They are your people, and they l them, Your Grace. No doube the Usurper would pay welf
 Magister llyrio said amiably. "In holdists
 don't they!"
 for your head."
 "Oh, yes" Viscrys said darkly. "He has tried, lyrio, 1
 promise you that. His hired knives follow as everywhere
 realm, men lift secret toasts to your healeh
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