🇲🇽 25+ Best Memes About Grounded

Anime, Cartoon Network, and Love: COhen lwas a Kid hada big Spongebob plushie that Jeasth laved to was obsessed with Spongebob... Spongebob tooth brush paste! Ceadouod Pis! Sponge bob Bday Party! 0ριροφ ρυν could However, whe never AME-AVEmy undying CAPTAIN! love fo Sponge bob YoU READY KIDSP was not shared with my Mother... Ias ked her to comment and she stated: tgrates my 5ου His tormenting laugh haunts my dreams to this day "One day I came home from School and my s ponge bob plosh was missing from my bed./ \SPO0ONGEBOB! Searched everywhere but he was nowhere to be found... never Saw him ALWE! again... Years later,mother asked me to bring down my pillow covers So she could wash them ZI||I Spongebob wasn't misst na... He was murdered She amputate his limbs and nose and turned him into a pillow. Ga Istill cant believe yoo di that. lwas overcome with rage someoneintheshadow456: dysphoric-varian: dysphoric-rohan: dasha-henshins: outofpocket-prince: dysphoric-rohan: such-justice-wow: roselph: a murder mystery Uhhh that’s super fucked up if true. Imagine destroying your child’s toys and brushing it off I mean this is genuinely abusive. You can laugh it off now, but your parent destroyed your beloved possession just because your interests didn’t match theirs and they couldn’t manage their emotions. That’s a horrible way to treat your child. Ya that is fucked up :) but seriously you guys have some weird impressions of what parents are. They are dumbass adults who grew biological polyps. They are allowed to have feelings. Yeah turning SpongeBob into a Dexter pillow is not a stellar response to grateing nautical laughter, but it didn’t hurt anyone, and they can laugh about it now, what secret psychological dagger do you think was rammed into their heart? Abuse is more then being petty, it is more than being mean. Emotional parental abuse fucks you over about as much as physical one, but we just don’t talk about it. Don’t excuse abuse with “they’re just human and have feelings”. I have feelings, too, but do I break things belonging to my loved ones? Do I rip off the arms and legs of my fiancee’s or my brothers’ action figures and plushes? No! Because I love those people and treat their things with respect. It 100% does hurt people. Can you not imagine the pain of being a child and having your favourite stuffed toy go missing? Can you imagine the trauma of seeing your favourite stuffed toy mutilated when you’re just a child?Not respecting somebody’s belongings or going out of your way to destroy or get rid of somebody’s belongings is abuse. I know this because I was abused and this was done to me as part of my abuser’s control over me.Yes, abuse is more than being mean. Glad you mentioned that. Abuse is being mean, to somebody you’re supposed to love and care for, and who trusts you deeply. You’ve proved my point. Tearing up your kids toy is the same as destroying your fiances xbox. My mom practically grounded me every time I watched Cartoon Network because she thought it was annoying. My parents used to bully me for liking anime and even told me that the only way to get people to like me is to abandon it and become “normal, instead of watching stupid trash.” When I mentioned my classmates making fun of me they said “of course they will if you continue to watch garbage.” Worst part was that the lesson I ACTUALLY needed to learn was “be considerate about others, not everyone likes the same thing as you, there’s a time and place to talk about your interests.” But they didn’t know how to teach that to me and thought if they verbally abused me I’d somehow get the message from that.

$Anime, Cartoon Network, and Love: COhen lwas a Kid hada big Spongebob plushie that Jeasth laved to was obsessed with Spongebob... Spongebob tooth brush paste! Ceadouod Pis! Sponge bob Bday Party! 0ριροφ ρυν could However, whe never AME-AVEmy undying CAPTAIN! love fo Sponge bob YoU READY KIDSP was not shared with my Mother... Ias ked her to comment and she stated: tgrates my 5ου His tormenting laugh haunts my dreams to this day "One day I came home from School and my s ponge bob plosh was missing from my bed./ \SPO0ONGEBOB! Searched everywhere but he was nowhere to be found... never Saw him ALWE! again... Years later,mother asked me to bring down my pillow covers So she could wash them ZI||I Spongebob wasn't misst na... He was murdered She amputate his limbs and nose and turned him into a pillow. Ga Istill cant believe yoo di that. lwas overcome with rage someoneintheshadow456: dysphoric-varian: dysphoric-rohan: dasha-henshins: outofpocket-prince: dysphoric-rohan: such-justice-wow: roselph: a murder mystery Uhhh that’s super fucked up if true. Imagine destroying your child’s toys and brushing it off I mean this is genuinely abusive. You can laugh it off now, but your parent destroyed your beloved possession just because your interests didn’t match theirs and they couldn’t manage their emotions. That’s a horrible way to treat your child. Ya that is fucked up :) but seriously you guys have some weird impressions of what parents are. They are dumbass adults who grew biological polyps. They are allowed to have feelings. Yeah turning SpongeBob into a Dexter pillow is not a stellar response to grateing nautical laughter, but it didn’t hurt anyone, and they can laugh about it now, what secret psychological dagger do you think was rammed into their heart? Abuse is more then being petty, it is more than being mean. Emotional parental abuse fucks you over about as much as physical one, but we just don’t talk about it. Don’t excuse abuse with “they’re just human and have feelings”. I have feelings, too, but do I break things belonging to my loved ones? Do I rip off the arms and legs of my fiancee’s or my brothers’ action figures and plushes? No! Because I love those people and treat their things with respect. It 100% does hurt people. Can you not imagine the pain of being a child and having your favourite stuffed toy go missing? Can you imagine the trauma of seeing your favourite stuffed toy mutilated when you’re just a child?Not respecting somebody’s belongings or going out of your way to destroy or get rid of somebody’s belongings is abuse. I know this because I was abused and this was done to me as part of my abuser’s control over me.Yes, abuse is more than being mean. Glad you mentioned that. Abuse is being mean, to somebody you’re supposed to love and care for, and who trusts you deeply. You’ve proved my point. Tearing up your kids toy is the same as destroying your fiances xbox. My mom practically grounded me every time I watched Cartoon Network because she thought it was annoying. My parents used to bully me for liking anime and even told me that the only way to get people to like me is to abandon it and become “normal, instead of watching stupid trash.” When I mentioned my classmates making fun of me they said “of course they will if you continue to watch garbage.” Worst part was that the lesson I ACTUALLY needed to learn was “be considerate about others, not everyone likes the same thing as you, there’s a time and place to talk about your interests.” But they didn’t know how to teach that to me and thought if they verbally abused me I’d somehow get the message from that.$

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Af, T-Mobile, and Animal: l T-Mobile Wi-Fi 5:29 AM 33% Chad 35 Driven, generous, animal lover, have a career in aviation, loyal af, honest, successful, grounded.I have a parrot that speaks Mandari... i This is exactly what I have in mind when I envision a chad

This is exactly what I have in mind when I envision a chad

Girls, Old, and 13 Year Old: No one: Grounded 13 year old girls listening to My Chemical Romance: OptionCWrestling

Driving, Fail, and Meme: l night to make Me staying up the worlds longest meme The driving test I have tomarrow Reddit Me taking the driving test Boad safety laws prepare to be ignored Me learning I failed the driving test The other kids at the driving school after learning I was the only one to fail My mom Me explaining how i stayed up all night to make a meme My sister learning that I've been grounded for failing my driving test her remembering she's also currently grounded Me running to school to see the boys on Monday The boys learning that I've been grounded called down to office durring p Me bei pals He savs he has a work opportunity for me Which will be held after school As part of Detention Me actually doing the work Slacking off for one and a half hours instead the principal learning I didn't do jack shit *ANGRY AS FUK* Me after learning I've been given another two detentions OK Me realizing I can just continue to slack off until the principal eventually gives up, therefore having done no work 560 0168 0.9% 0.12 .286 2.286 14563 156 0287 WAStonks 0.1204 234 0.1902 N/A The principal expelling me Me showing p two days l anted me Me being called down to the principals office on my first day back ah shit, bere we go ogain he admits defeat, claiming I've learned a "valuble" lesson Hoo! Woo Reddit users realizing I've told a consistent story over the course of 18 memes This is beyond science I made the worlds longest meme! (20 memes) #news

I made the worlds longest meme! (20 memes) #news

Holes, Kids, and Cell Phones: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded.

Dank, Good, and Been: When your older sibling is grounded but you've been a good boy... 😂🐶

When your older sibling is grounded but you've been a good boy... 😂🐶

Shoes, Tumblr, and Yeah: Oh, yeah? Can you picture me telling our kid 'Go to your room! You're grounded! Can you picture me saying you're grounded? You said that to me last week Well, how hard is it? No shoes on the furniture! captainsamerica:Incorrect MCU Quotes: 5 / ? (insp.)

captainsamerica:Incorrect MCU Quotes: 5 / ? (insp.)

Come Over, Mom, and Boys: When you're grounded but the boys come over to try and convince your mom to let you out. The boys

The boys

Arguing, Family, and Parents: When you argue with your parents and they say that you can't go to the family gathering I see this as an absolute win Youre grounded

Youre grounded

Birthday, Children, and Crying: ERIDIEN darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn...

Dank, Memes, and Target: r/todayilearned Posted by u/tomi1 3d 21 TIL that every November in South Korea, there's a day where everyone makes silence to help students concentrate for their most important exam of their lives. Planes are grounded, constructions are paused, banks close and even military training ceases. This day is called Suneung. Learning Bbbc.com/s 34.6k џ 1.6k Share BEST COMMENTS AlexndruID.3d My flatmates won't even stop partying in the kitchen during the exam season... Reply ↑ 1.2k Meirl by AlexndruID MORE MEMES

Meirl by AlexndruID MORE MEMES

Banks, Best, and Help: r/todayilearned Posted by u/tomi1 3d 21 TIL that every November in South Korea, there's a day where everyone makes silence to help students concentrate for their most important exam of their lives. Planes are grounded, constructions are paused, banks close and even military training ceases. This day is called Suneung. Learning Bbbc.com/s 34.6k џ 1.6k Share BEST COMMENTS AlexndruID.3d My flatmates won't even stop partying in the kitchen during the exam season... Reply ↑ 1.2k Meirl

Meirl

Huh, Life, and Target: MENTAL HEALTH MARGE 2 DA RESCu E AA AAAAA 6Gh S ALL HoPELESSI) Suck! LIFE ISTRASH, Yo STOP THAT RiGHT NOW, YoUNG PERSoN HUH IM LOIMV To CORE BY BECDMiNo A PILE oF SLUD GE!! ㄑㄧ YOU HAVE TEN SECONDSWELL? D-ok MARGE. I GUESS I'LL CHoosE A HEALTHY CopiNG MECHANISM BEFORE YouRE NExT TIME CATCH Yov DoING THIS I'M BRINGİNG THE GLOCK YES MARGE GROUNDED iM NOT FU CKING- AROUNND 900m009:Next time you feel like engaging in unhealthy coping mechanisms, remember that Mental Health Marge is out there, and she will find you

900m009:Next time you feel like engaging in unhealthy coping mechanisms, remember that Mental Health Marge is out there, and she will find y...

Come Over, Dude, and Family: ichabod-stole-my-tardis: enernies-with-benefits: When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with "please, Mom?" I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something. Anyways, my point is that every family should have a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that. Dude. Family life on point.

Dad, Love, and Sexy: 1.472% 1 1 :06 PM James, 29 16 miles away I'm the kind of guy you can take home to meet your mother. She'll think I'm charming, kind...and a bit sexy. She falls in love with me... i think i feel the same way. We get married. I'm your step-dad now.I confront you, "young lady, why do you have a Tinder account?" You are now grounded. SHARE JAMES'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS When I told him his bio made me laugh he said: my only other match called me a mother fucker, I told her I could be if we met but that didnt impress her

When I told him his bio made me laugh he said: my only other match called me a mother fucker, I told her I could be if we met but that didnt...

Minecraft, Parents, and Run: When your older brother joins your Minecraft server and starts spamming the map with TNT so you run to your parents to get him grounded Elder Gods. I have come to seek counsel. The realms are in crisis. He destroyed my Stefan mural

He destroyed my Stefan mural

Dad, Definition, and Suicide: TOP DEFINITION Suicide Jerk When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD" and try to finish before said person enters the room. Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk. Suicide 100 You have to try this

You have to try this

Phone, Youre, and Give It to Me: "You're grounded" 53 "Gimme vo phone' "Unlock it and give it to me" Blueshell inbound

Blueshell inbound

Wow, Budget, and Flight: The Verge @verge. 11m Budget airline Wow Air collapses and cancels all flights, stranding passengers theverge.com/2019/3/28/1828 9 4037 127 Marques Brownlee * @MKBHD Replying to @verge Imagine sitting at the airport waiting for vour flight and aetting that notification "entire airline canceled" 9:35 PM 28/03/2019 Tweetbot for Mac Y’all are permanently grounded

Y’all are permanently grounded

Dank, Memes, and Target: The Verge @verge. 11m Budget airline Wow Air collapses and cancels all flights, stranding passengers theverge.com/2019/3/28/1828 9 4037 127 Marques Brownlee * @MKBHD Replying to @verge Imagine sitting at the airport waiting for vour flight and aetting that notification "entire airline canceled" 9:35 PM 28/03/2019 Tweetbot for Mac Y’all are permanently grounded by ThePeoplesLannister MORE MEMES

Y’all are permanently grounded by ThePeoplesLannister MORE MEMES

Clothes, Elf, and Laundry: Messages Edit Well im grounded Wtf did you do this time? My mom asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at I ran away screaming master has presented dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!' LOL I have taught you well my little house elf:) please no

please no

Cute, Dad, and Funny: SUTTER HOME FANDEL Livi, 18 Hell 7 miles away I'm the kinda person you can take home to meet your mom. She'll think I'm super funny, and charming..and cute, but actually kind of sexy at the same time? She falls in love with me.I..think I feel the same way. We get married. I'm your dad now. I confront you, "Why are you n Tinder?" You are now grounded. We matched, what am I supposed to do now?

We matched, what am I supposed to do now?

Club, News, and Tumblr: FOX NEWS AIRLINES Published March 06, 2019 Last Update 32 minutes ago Alr Canada pilot orders 23 pizzas for passengers stuck on grounded plane By Michael Bartiromo | Fox News The Air Canada pilot took a "stressful" situation and made it a lot easier," according to one passenger. (Bill Karsten) laughoutloud-club: This pilot knows…..

laughoutloud-club: This pilot knows…..

Charlie, Dad, and Dank: WHEN YOU COME HOME LATE AND DAD IS WAITING AT THE DOOR charlieandbodie回 "You are GROUNDED!" By Charlie and Bodie

"You are GROUNDED!" By Charlie and Bodie

Iphone, Lol, and Parents: Mom > iMessage Today 8:43 AM Parents when their first child does something vs when their youngest child does it :58 AM 2/28/19 Twitter for iPhone Delivered You're grounded!! I’m the oldest too lol

I’m the oldest too lol

Dank, Holes, and Kids: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded. Those kids are going places.

Those kids are going places.

Being Alone, Cheating, and Crazy: And you guys have the nerve to call me a liar you had the nerve to try and act like my friend stand and see the sadness I was in friend me on Facebook, and then post pictures of my husband that you came from by God knows who to probably purposely interfere and feed him lies or you both were in on it together, COPS thats Who you both probably work for or you recruited him and he really did love me in the beginning your probably not even the real girl he was talking to l bet your whole identity fake, well l'm going to find out everything about you who you both are, and if it's the last thing I ever dol promise you that now l'm taking the private investigatorsrt on A and proof he, hired and sent You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More paid, to purposely inflict mental duress and trigger my PTSD I thought the was you on the nanny cam but see that's why A didn't get a dime, because he Was sloppy in the beginning And betweens, I knew he was cheating and using me and apart of publicly outing me after the wedding to create mental dehabilitation ive got all your names identities and pictures but atleastni figured it out before I was stupid enough to buy a car or pay a attorney it's you and him that hack my electronics vou were the one moving my stuff and hiding it when you were over here fucking him you both are perfect for each other psychopaths liars users and snakes but I promise you if l do it with my last breath I'm going to mak J 'e he goes to jail and if I'm лу I'll get all of You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More jail and if l'm lucky l'll get all of you sent to jail. I just wonder though for he was recruited just b4 the wedding or from the beginning something tells me that it was from the beginning.. Karma so going to get you, and misery you caused and cause others will fall upon your life's and souls the child your bearing will carry your sins, the Hapiness you stole all for money or other things of this world you'll pay for with your souls. But my life long torture ends today no longer will any of you win, no longer will I fall for your mind games I'm going to fight back and win win win, you guys are something else all the proof I have when we go to court and I know that your not the only girl S aka P is involved but vou know what th lians say laugh now cry <er... You think You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More laugh now cry later... You think your going to get away but this isnt American soil this is Canadian land this is the queens country where we are guided by humans rights and truly governed by the UN. And the UN has no tolerance for Gangstalking! And tell A I'm not signing anything 'II see him behind bars I'm going to make sure all the evidence is displayed in divorce court too he can say 911 calls that l abused him little does he know I have recordings of the calls where vou can see him putting on this grandiose display of false crys all while smiling... I know I've been knew he was dirty A with the tiny tinky dick. The life insurance he pulled out in my name, this time I'm not going to let me be the sacrifice because I'm focused sober and mentally grounded no You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More to let me be the sacrifice because I'm focused sober and mentally grounded no longer are my thoughts emotional there logical and intellectual get ready for me to expose who and what you ppl really are with God has my leader and archangel Michael my protectors will conquer and destroy this evil psychopathic cult/USGovt extension although now with proof you exist and names photos recordings I don't think the govt of Canada will be to pleased that the US has beern running unsanctioned operations within their borders.and nowI think it's time for thevUSB to be released You lost your mind. Leave me alone You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More This lady is convinced my fiancé is her husband in disguise. She thinks one of my friends is a bounty hunter from Texas sent by the Mexican cartel to steal her inheritance and ruin her relationship. (Idk if this belongs here, I didn't know where else to post this.)

This lady is convinced my fiancé is her husband in disguise. She thinks one of my friends is a bounty hunter from Texas sent by the Mexican ...

Dank, Holes, and Kids: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.

Holes, Good, and Kids: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded. Good parenting

Good parenting

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: siliconcat: YTP susie gets grounded

siliconcat: YTP susie gets grounded

Memes, Holes, and Kids: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger . I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.

Memes, Heart, and Mom: Thomas.exe @LucipurBot My mom grounded me so i catfished her for 6 months and broke her heart. Honestly, this seems pretty reasonable.

Honestly, this seems pretty reasonable.

Slytherin, Ted, and Angel: item-2 yknow 1 of the little things i appreciate about kid icarus is how realistically pit's outfit accommodates his wings chibi-pit But the real question is how does he get his spandex top on over his wings item-2 here's a little drawing i made hopefully explaining it aishishiii Even better question: How does he get out of it again. 8D lattemonstr alright, well i've seen a few people asking this, so i'm back again (this time on my main blog) to try to explain it: ie ん. u/ i hope this clears anything up! slytherin-assassin Do you have wings jelloapocalypse lattemonstr Deactivated My position has been compromised. The Grounded know of my wings" an angels ted talk

an angels ted talk

Wheat, Dod, and Son: Hey Dod! Yesh e tr. a? SHuE Son yaure grounded LZAP wheat comi1S Grounded [OC]

Grounded [OC]

Christmas, Life, and Helps: This is my service dog, Emma, on the night I met her (about a month ago). I am a veteran and she helps me with my PTSD to keep me grounded. Last year, I spent Christmas with a gun in my mouth. This year, we grilled steaks and played catch. She has given me my life back.

This is my service dog, Emma, on the night I met her (about a month ago). I am a veteran and she helps me with my PTSD to keep me grounded. ...

Weed, Marijuana, and Got: Like if you think she got grounded @weedhumor RIP Grace 😂😭

RIP Grace 😂😭

Memes, Beg You, and 🤖: SAFELY ENDANGERED WESTOON BILLY, YOU'RE GROUNDED father, please... I beg you

Dad, Internet, and Prince: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger v l collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho. Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

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Dad, Internet, and Prince: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger v l collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho. Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

thegreenpea: outofpocket-prince: silent-calling: You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices. You teach them tea...

Advice, Children, and Computers: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my oom Last night those little **holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded kx* silent-calling You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room outofpocket-prince My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho thegreenpea Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph lyinginbedmon Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against. tomannynotebooks I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on. Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal users.... I stole full con 73,288 notes advice-animal: Kids vs technology restrictions

advice-animal: Kids vs technology restrictions

Children, Computers, and Dad: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my oom Last night those little **holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded kx* silent-calling You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room outofpocket-prince My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho thegreenpea Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph lyinginbedmon Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against. tomannynotebooks I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on. Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal users.... I stole full con 73,288 notes Kids vs technology restrictions

Kids vs technology restrictions

Weird, Fuck, and Good: thebibliosphere Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he's already said "well that's... weird" twice from the other room and frankly I'm afraid to ask thebibliosphere It's not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it? thebibliosphere Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as "creative" and "interesting". This is fine. thebibliosphere And now he's taking apart the ceiling. I'm not worried, are any of you worried? I'm not, haha, it's not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves...or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove... Ha ha... Hm Fuck. thebibliosphere WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!? thebibliosphere WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!! suspiciouscoconut This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I'm reminded of when l discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line Good times. WEIRD science

WEIRD science

Friends, Girls, and Love: So a teacher in my friends' class told them he had grounded his daughter for wearing make up at school, and turns out that the next day every single girl in class had slapped the brightest blood red lipstick they had and there was a line in the bathroom to apply knife sharp, enormous curves of winged eyeliner on everyone and they looked like a legion of warrior goddesses on their way to avenge their sister, so when the teacher came in the room his face just FELL and he kept avoiding the girls staring at him during class, so they started raising their hands and asking questions about the subject to force him to look at them, and if you don't think girls are amazing when they get down to battle you are missing out on something glorious I love this so much

I love this so much

Instagram, Meme, and Memes: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) v @MGigger l collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded @pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on Instagram’ 😂

Holes, Kids, and Cell Phones: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger v l collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded Team play at its finest

Team play at its finest

Dank, Holes, and Kids: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger v I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded

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Makeup, Memes, and Obama: President Trump Is Considering Going Back to Science and 2 Genders ALL GENDER RESTROOM Anyone can use this restroom, of gender ident or expression DO YOU AGREE The Trump administration is considering going back to science and requiring individuals to identify as male or female based on their biological makeup at birth. He wants to go back to biology but the flat-earther Democrats don’t want it. Democrats want to accommodate legitimate transgenders who have the surgery, that’s fine but they are still the gender they were born with. They also want to accommodate others who don’t have the surgery but change their gender nominally. Then there are those who don’t want to have a gender or want to invent one for themselves. The Department of Health and Human Services proposed in a memo that government agencies adopt a definition of gender that is determined “on a biological basis that is clear, grounded in science, objective and administrable.” The change would base sex on the genitals a person is born with. That would be more accurate than what we are seeing. Currently, we have an endless, growing list of genders formulated by people who are mentally unbalanced. LGBTQ advocacy groups are expected to oppose any formal proposal. Democrats call it a violation of Obama-era freedoms granted to transgenders. The administration announced a similar policy in May that required the Bureau of Prisons to use “biological sex” as the basis for assigning facilities and bathrooms. It’s much safer. Source: S. Noble - The Independent Sentinel

The Trump administration is considering going back to science and requiring individuals to identify as male or female based on their biologi...

Dad, Teacher, and Wow: Messages Dad Edit Could u pick me up? Why? What happened??? The teacher pointed at me w/ the ruler and said "At the end of this ruler is an idiot" and I asked which end So l got suspended :/ Hahahahaha YOU ARE AWESOME!!! You're not even grounded:) Send Wow and they’re not even grounded :)

Wow and they’re not even grounded :)

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