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    Anime, Cartoon Network, and Love: COhen lwas a Kid hada
 big Spongebob plushie that
 Jeasth
 laved to
 was obsessed with
 Spongebob...
 Spongebob
 tooth brush
 paste!
 Ceadouod
 Pis!
 Sponge bob
 Bday Party!
 0ριροφ ρυν
 could
 However,
 whe never
 AME-AVEmy undying
 CAPTAIN! love fo
 Sponge bob
 YoU READY
 KIDSP
 was not
 shared
 with my
 Mother...
 Ias ked her to comment
 and she stated:
 tgrates my
 5ου
 His tormenting
 laugh haunts my
 dreams to
 this day

 "One day I came home from
 School and my s ponge bob plosh
 was missing from my bed./
 \SPO0ONGEBOB!
 Searched
 everywhere but
 he was nowhere
 to be found...
 never
 Saw him
 ALWE!
 again...

 Years later,mother asked me to
 bring down my pillow covers
 So she could wash them
 ZI||I
 Spongebob wasn't
 misst na...
 He was
 murdered

 She amputate
 his limbs and
 nose
 and turned him into
 a pillow.
 Ga
 Istill cant
 believe yoo di
 that.
 lwas overcome
 with rage
someoneintheshadow456:

dysphoric-varian:

dysphoric-rohan:


dasha-henshins:

outofpocket-prince:


dysphoric-rohan:


such-justice-wow:

roselph:
a murder mystery

Uhhh that’s super fucked up if true. Imagine destroying your child’s toys and brushing it off

I mean this is genuinely abusive. You can laugh it off now, but your parent destroyed your beloved possession just because your interests didn’t match theirs and they couldn’t manage their emotions. That’s a horrible way to treat your child.


Ya that is fucked up :) but seriously you guys have some weird impressions of what parents are. They are dumbass adults who grew biological polyps. They are allowed to have feelings. Yeah turning SpongeBob into a Dexter pillow is not a stellar response to grateing nautical laughter, but it didn’t hurt anyone, and they can laugh about it now, what secret psychological dagger do you think was rammed into their heart? Abuse is more then being petty, it is more than being mean. 


Emotional parental abuse fucks you over about as much as physical one, but we just don’t talk about it. 

Don’t excuse abuse with “they’re just human and have feelings”. I have feelings, too, but do I break things belonging to my loved ones? Do I rip off the arms and legs of my fiancee’s or my brothers’ action figures and plushes? No! Because I love those people and treat their things with respect. It 100% does hurt people. Can you not imagine the pain of being a child and having your favourite stuffed toy go missing? Can you imagine the trauma of seeing your favourite stuffed toy mutilated when you’re just a child?Not respecting somebody’s belongings or going out of your way to destroy or get rid of somebody’s belongings is abuse. I know this because I was abused and this was done to me as part of my abuser’s control over me.Yes, abuse is more than being mean. Glad you mentioned that. Abuse is being mean, to somebody you’re supposed to love and care for, and who trusts you deeply. You’ve proved my point.


Tearing up your kids toy is the same as destroying your fiances xbox. 
My mom practically grounded me every time I watched Cartoon Network because she thought it was annoying. 


My parents used to bully me for liking anime and even told me that the only way to get people to like me is to abandon it and become “normal, instead of watching stupid trash.” When I mentioned my classmates making fun of me they said “of course they will if you continue to watch garbage.” 
Worst part was that the lesson I ACTUALLY needed to learn was “be considerate about others, not everyone likes the same thing as you, there’s a time and place to talk about your interests.” But they didn’t know how to teach that to me and thought if they verbally abused me I’d somehow get the message from that. 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Anime, Cartoon Network, and Love: COhen lwas a Kid hada
 big Spongebob plushie that
 Jeasth
 laved to
 was obsessed with
 Spongebob...
 Spongebob
 tooth brush
 paste!
 Ceadouod
 Pis!
 Sponge bob
 Bday Party!
 0ριροφ ρυν
 could
 However,
 whe never
 AME-AVEmy undying
 CAPTAIN! love fo
 Sponge bob
 YoU READY
 KIDSP
 was not
 shared
 with my
 Mother...
 Ias ked her to comment
 and she stated:
 tgrates my
 5ου
 His tormenting
 laugh haunts my
 dreams to
 this day

 "One day I came home from
 School and my s ponge bob plosh
 was missing from my bed./
 \SPO0ONGEBOB!
 Searched
 everywhere but
 he was nowhere
 to be found...
 never
 Saw him
 ALWE!
 again...

 Years later,mother asked me to
 bring down my pillow covers
 So she could wash them
 ZI||I
 Spongebob wasn't
 misst na...
 He was
 murdered

 She amputate
 his limbs and
 nose
 and turned him into
 a pillow.
 Ga
 Istill cant
 believe yoo di
 that.
 lwas overcome
 with rage
someoneintheshadow456:

dysphoric-varian:

dysphoric-rohan:


dasha-henshins:

outofpocket-prince:


dysphoric-rohan:


such-justice-wow:

roselph:
a murder mystery

Uhhh that’s super fucked up if true. Imagine destroying your child’s toys and brushing it off

I mean this is genuinely abusive. You can laugh it off now, but your parent destroyed your beloved possession just because your interests didn’t match theirs and they couldn’t manage their emotions. That’s a horrible way to treat your child.


Ya that is fucked up :) but seriously you guys have some weird impressions of what parents are. They are dumbass adults who grew biological polyps. They are allowed to have feelings. Yeah turning SpongeBob into a Dexter pillow is not a stellar response to grateing nautical laughter, but it didn’t hurt anyone, and they can laugh about it now, what secret psychological dagger do you think was rammed into their heart? Abuse is more then being petty, it is more than being mean. 


Emotional parental abuse fucks you over about as much as physical one, but we just don’t talk about it. 

Don’t excuse abuse with “they’re just human and have feelings”. I have feelings, too, but do I break things belonging to my loved ones? Do I rip off the arms and legs of my fiancee’s or my brothers’ action figures and plushes? No! Because I love those people and treat their things with respect. It 100% does hurt people. Can you not imagine the pain of being a child and having your favourite stuffed toy go missing? Can you imagine the trauma of seeing your favourite stuffed toy mutilated when you’re just a child?Not respecting somebody’s belongings or going out of your way to destroy or get rid of somebody’s belongings is abuse. I know this because I was abused and this was done to me as part of my abuser’s control over me.Yes, abuse is more than being mean. Glad you mentioned that. Abuse is being mean, to somebody you’re supposed to love and care for, and who trusts you deeply. You’ve proved my point.


Tearing up your kids toy is the same as destroying your fiances xbox. 
My mom practically grounded me every time I watched Cartoon Network because she thought it was annoying. 


My parents used to bully me for liking anime and even told me that the only way to get people to like me is to abandon it and become “normal, instead of watching stupid trash.” When I mentioned my classmates making fun of me they said “of course they will if you continue to watch garbage.” 
Worst part was that the lesson I ACTUALLY needed to learn was “be considerate about others, not everyone likes the same thing as you, there’s a time and place to talk about your interests.” But they didn’t know how to teach that to me and thought if they verbally abused me I’d somehow get the message from that. 

                
            

            
            
someoneintheshadow456:

dysphoric-varian:

dysphoric-rohan:


dasha-henshins:

outofpocket-prince:


dysphoric-rohan:


such-justice-wow:

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    Driving, Fail, and Meme: l night to make
 Me staying up
 the worlds longest meme
 The driving test I
 have tomarrow
 Reddit
 Me taking the driving test
 Boad safety laws prepare to be ignored
 Me learning I failed the driving test
 The other kids at the driving school
 after learning I was the only one to fail
 My mom
 Me explaining how i
 stayed up all night
 to make a meme
 My sister learning that I've been
 grounded for failing my driving test
 her remembering she's also
 currently grounded
 Me running to school to see the
 boys on Monday
 The boys learning that
 I've been grounded
 called down to
 office durring p
 Me bei
 pals
 He savs he has a
 work opportunity
 for me
 Which will be
 held after school
 As part of
 Detention
 Me actually
 doing the work
 Slacking off for
 one and a half
 hours instead
 the principal learning I
 didn't do jack shit
 *ANGRY AS FUK*
 Me after learning I've been given
 another two detentions
 OK
 Me realizing I can just continue to slack
 off until the principal eventually gives
 up, therefore having done no work
 560
 0168
 0.9%
 0.12
 .286
 2.286 14563
 156 0287
 WAStonks
 0.1204
 234 0.1902
 N/A
 The principal
 expelling me
 Me showing
 p two days
 l anted me
 Me being called down to the principals
 office on my first day back
 ah shit, bere we go ogain
 he admits defeat, claiming I've
 learned a "valuble" lesson
 Hoo!
 Woo
 Reddit users realizing I've told a consistent
 story over the course of 18 memes
 This is beyond science
I made the worlds longest meme! (20 memes) #news
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Driving, Fail, and Meme: l night to make
 Me staying up
 the worlds longest meme
 The driving test I
 have tomarrow
 Reddit
 Me taking the driving test
 Boad safety laws prepare to be ignored
 Me learning I failed the driving test
 The other kids at the driving school
 after learning I was the only one to fail
 My mom
 Me explaining how i
 stayed up all night
 to make a meme
 My sister learning that I've been
 grounded for failing my driving test
 her remembering she's also
 currently grounded
 Me running to school to see the
 boys on Monday
 The boys learning that
 I've been grounded
 called down to
 office durring p
 Me bei
 pals
 He savs he has a
 work opportunity
 for me
 Which will be
 held after school
 As part of
 Detention
 Me actually
 doing the work
 Slacking off for
 one and a half
 hours instead
 the principal learning I
 didn't do jack shit
 *ANGRY AS FUK*
 Me after learning I've been given
 another two detentions
 OK
 Me realizing I can just continue to slack
 off until the principal eventually gives
 up, therefore having done no work
 560
 0168
 0.9%
 0.12
 .286
 2.286 14563
 156 0287
 WAStonks
 0.1204
 234 0.1902
 N/A
 The principal
 expelling me
 Me showing
 p two days
 l anted me
 Me being called down to the principals
 office on my first day back
 ah shit, bere we go ogain
 he admits defeat, claiming I've
 learned a "valuble" lesson
 Hoo!
 Woo
 Reddit users realizing I've told a consistent
 story over the course of 18 memes
 This is beyond science
I made the worlds longest meme! (20 memes) #news
                
            

            
            
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    Birthday, Children, and Crying: ERIDIEN
darecrow:

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Birthday, Children, and Crying: ERIDIEN
darecrow:

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”
                
            

            
            
darecrow:

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    Being Alone, Cheating, and Crazy: And you guys have the nerve
 to call me a liar you had the
 nerve to try and act like my
 friend stand and see the
 sadness I was in friend me on
 Facebook, and then post
 pictures of my husband that
 you came from
 by God knows who to
 probably purposely interfere
 and feed him lies or you both
 were in on it together, COPS
 thats Who you both probably
 work for or you recruited him
 and he really did love me in
 the beginning your probably
 not even the real girl he was
 talking to l bet your whole
 identity fake, well l'm going to
 find out everything about you
 who you both are, and if it's
 the last thing I ever dol
 promise you that now l'm
 taking the private
 investigatorsrt on A
 and proof he, hired and
 sent
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 paid, to purposely inflict
 mental duress and trigger my
 PTSD I thought the was you
 on the nanny cam but see
 that's why A didn't get a
 dime, because he Was sloppy
 in the beginning And
 betweens, I knew he was
 cheating and using me and
 apart of publicly outing me
 after the wedding to create
 mental dehabilitation ive got
 all your names identities and
 pictures but atleastni figured
 it out before I was stupid
 enough to buy a car or pay a
 attorney it's you and him that
 hack my electronics vou were
 the one moving my stuff and
 hiding it when you were over
 here fucking him you both are
 perfect for each other
 psychopaths liars users and
 snakes but I promise you if l
 do it with my last breath I'm
 going to mak J 'e he goes to
 jail and if I'm лу I'll get all of
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 jail and if l'm lucky l'll get all of
 you sent to jail. I just wonder
 though for he was recruited
 just b4 the wedding or from
 the beginning something tells
 me that it was from the
 beginning.. Karma so going to
 get you, and misery you
 caused and cause others will
 fall upon your life's and souls
 the child your bearing will
 carry your sins, the Hapiness
 you stole all for money or
 other things of this world
 you'll pay for with your souls.
 But my life long torture ends
 today no longer will any of you
 win, no longer will I fall for
 your mind games I'm going to
 fight back and win win win,
 you guys are something else
 all the proof I have when we
 go to court and I know that
 your not the only girl S
 aka P is involved but vou
 know what th lians say
 laugh now cry <er... You think
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 laugh now cry later... You think
 your going to get away but
 this isnt American soil this is
 Canadian land this is the
 queens country where we are
 guided by humans rights and
 truly governed by the UN. And
 the UN has no tolerance for
 Gangstalking! And tell A
 I'm not signing anything 'II
 see him behind bars I'm going
 to make sure all the evidence
 is displayed in divorce court
 too he can say 911 calls that l
 abused him little does he
 know I have recordings of the
 calls where vou can see him
 putting on this grandiose
 display of false crys all while
 smiling... I know I've been
 knew he was dirty A with
 the tiny tinky dick. The life
 insurance he pulled out in my
 name, this time I'm not going
 to let me be the sacrifice
 because I'm focused sober
 and mentally grounded no
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 to let me be the sacrifice
 because I'm focused sober
 and mentally grounded no
 longer are my thoughts
 emotional there logical and
 intellectual get ready for me to
 expose who and what you ppl
 really are with God has my
 leader and archangel Michael
 my protectors will conquer
 and destroy this evil
 psychopathic cult/USGovt
 extension although now with
 proof you exist and names
 photos recordings I don't think
 the govt of Canada will be to
 pleased that the US has beern
 running unsanctioned
 operations within their
 borders.and nowI think it's
 time for thevUSB to be
 released
 You lost your mind. Leave
 me alone
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More
This lady is convinced my fiancé is her husband in disguise. She thinks one of my friends is a bounty hunter from Texas sent by the Mexican cartel to steal her inheritance and ruin her relationship. (Idk if this belongs here, I didn't know where else to post this.)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Being Alone, Cheating, and Crazy: And you guys have the nerve
 to call me a liar you had the
 nerve to try and act like my
 friend stand and see the
 sadness I was in friend me on
 Facebook, and then post
 pictures of my husband that
 you came from
 by God knows who to
 probably purposely interfere
 and feed him lies or you both
 were in on it together, COPS
 thats Who you both probably
 work for or you recruited him
 and he really did love me in
 the beginning your probably
 not even the real girl he was
 talking to l bet your whole
 identity fake, well l'm going to
 find out everything about you
 who you both are, and if it's
 the last thing I ever dol
 promise you that now l'm
 taking the private
 investigatorsrt on A
 and proof he, hired and
 sent
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 paid, to purposely inflict
 mental duress and trigger my
 PTSD I thought the was you
 on the nanny cam but see
 that's why A didn't get a
 dime, because he Was sloppy
 in the beginning And
 betweens, I knew he was
 cheating and using me and
 apart of publicly outing me
 after the wedding to create
 mental dehabilitation ive got
 all your names identities and
 pictures but atleastni figured
 it out before I was stupid
 enough to buy a car or pay a
 attorney it's you and him that
 hack my electronics vou were
 the one moving my stuff and
 hiding it when you were over
 here fucking him you both are
 perfect for each other
 psychopaths liars users and
 snakes but I promise you if l
 do it with my last breath I'm
 going to mak J 'e he goes to
 jail and if I'm лу I'll get all of
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 jail and if l'm lucky l'll get all of
 you sent to jail. I just wonder
 though for he was recruited
 just b4 the wedding or from
 the beginning something tells
 me that it was from the
 beginning.. Karma so going to
 get you, and misery you
 caused and cause others will
 fall upon your life's and souls
 the child your bearing will
 carry your sins, the Hapiness
 you stole all for money or
 other things of this world
 you'll pay for with your souls.
 But my life long torture ends
 today no longer will any of you
 win, no longer will I fall for
 your mind games I'm going to
 fight back and win win win,
 you guys are something else
 all the proof I have when we
 go to court and I know that
 your not the only girl S
 aka P is involved but vou
 know what th lians say
 laugh now cry <er... You think
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 laugh now cry later... You think
 your going to get away but
 this isnt American soil this is
 Canadian land this is the
 queens country where we are
 guided by humans rights and
 truly governed by the UN. And
 the UN has no tolerance for
 Gangstalking! And tell A
 I'm not signing anything 'II
 see him behind bars I'm going
 to make sure all the evidence
 is displayed in divorce court
 too he can say 911 calls that l
 abused him little does he
 know I have recordings of the
 calls where vou can see him
 putting on this grandiose
 display of false crys all while
 smiling... I know I've been
 knew he was dirty A with
 the tiny tinky dick. The life
 insurance he pulled out in my
 name, this time I'm not going
 to let me be the sacrifice
 because I'm focused sober
 and mentally grounded no
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More

 to let me be the sacrifice
 because I'm focused sober
 and mentally grounded no
 longer are my thoughts
 emotional there logical and
 intellectual get ready for me to
 expose who and what you ppl
 really are with God has my
 leader and archangel Michael
 my protectors will conquer
 and destroy this evil
 psychopathic cult/USGovt
 extension although now with
 proof you exist and names
 photos recordings I don't think
 the govt of Canada will be to
 pleased that the US has beern
 running unsanctioned
 operations within their
 borders.and nowI think it's
 time for thevUSB to be
 released
 You lost your mind. Leave
 me alone
 You can't reply to this conversation. Learn More
This lady is convinced my fiancé is her husband in disguise. She thinks one of my friends is a bounty hunter from Texas sent by the Mexican cartel to steal her inheritance and ruin her relationship. (Idk if this belongs here, I didn't know where else to post this.)
                
            

            
            
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    Dad, Internet, and Prince: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
 @MGigger
 v
 l collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 room
 Last night those little ***holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort.
 They're all grounded
thegreenpea:
outofpocket-prince:


silent-calling:


You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. 


My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. 
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.


Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Dad, Internet, and Prince: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
 @MGigger
 v
 l collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 room
 Last night those little ***holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort.
 They're all grounded
thegreenpea:
outofpocket-prince:


silent-calling:


You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. 


My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. 
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.


Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph 

                
            

            
            
thegreenpea:
outofpocket-prince:


silent-calling:


You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them tea...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Dad, Internet, and Prince: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
 @MGigger
 v
 l collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 room
 Last night those little ***holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort.
 They're all grounded
thegreenpea:
outofpocket-prince:


silent-calling:


You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. 


My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. 
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.


Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Dad, Internet, and Prince: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
 @MGigger
 v
 l collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 room
 Last night those little ***holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort.
 They're all grounded
thegreenpea:
outofpocket-prince:


silent-calling:


You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room. 


My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to. 
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.


Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph 

                
            

            
            
thegreenpea:
outofpocket-prince:


silent-calling:


You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them tea...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                




    Advice, Children, and Computers: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
 @MGigger
 I collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 oom
 Last night those little **holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort
 They're all grounded
 kx*
 silent-calling
 You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
 You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
 room
 outofpocket-prince
 My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
 direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
 reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
 guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
 figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
 hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
 more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
 leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
 I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
 porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
 so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
 thegreenpea
 Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
 when I saw the last paragraph
 lyinginbedmon
 Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
 within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
 tomannynotebooks
 I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
 password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
 Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
 users.... I stole full con
 73,288 notes
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                Advice, Children, and Computers: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
 @MGigger
 I collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 oom
 Last night those little **holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort
 They're all grounded
 kx*
 silent-calling
 You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
 You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
 room
 outofpocket-prince
 My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
 direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
 reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
 guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
 figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
 hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
 more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
 leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
 I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
 porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
 so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
 thegreenpea
 Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
 when I saw the last paragraph
 lyinginbedmon
 Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
 within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
 tomannynotebooks
 I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
 password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
 Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
 users.... I stole full con
 73,288 notes
advice-animal:

Kids vs technology restrictions
                
            

            
            
advice-animal:

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    Children, Computers, and Dad: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
 @MGigger
 I collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 oom
 Last night those little **holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort
 They're all grounded
 kx*
 silent-calling
 You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
 You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
 room
 outofpocket-prince
 My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
 direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
 reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
 guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
 figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
 hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
 more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
 leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
 I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
 porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
 so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
 thegreenpea
 Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
 when I saw the last paragraph
 lyinginbedmon
 Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
 within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
 tomannynotebooks
 I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
 password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
 Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
 users.... I stole full con
 73,288 notes
Kids vs technology restrictions
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Children, Computers, and Dad: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
 @MGigger
 I collect all cell phones and iPads from
 the kids at night and keep them in my
 oom
 Last night those little **holes all set
 alarms to go off at various times
 throughout the night.
 I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
 team effort
 They're all grounded
 kx*
 silent-calling
 You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
 You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
 room
 outofpocket-prince
 My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
 direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
 reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
 guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
 figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
 hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
 more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
 leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
 I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
 porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
 so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
 thegreenpea
 Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
 when I saw the last paragraph
 lyinginbedmon
 Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
 within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
 tomannynotebooks
 I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
 password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
 Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
 users.... I stole full con
 73,288 notes
Kids vs technology restrictions
                
            

            
            
Kids vs technology restrictions