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God Does Not Play Dice: QUANTUM SEXUAL PHYSICS Q My boyfriend, Peter, has a very small penis. In fact, it is so small that I can't actually see it, although he assures me that it exists and informs me when it is erect. Recently, through my study of physics, I have learnt that the laws of quantum mechanics become apparent at the level of the very small, and was wondering what implications this might have on our sex life? Mary The area of physics that applies to the very small is called quantum theory. Suppose we take your boyfriend's word for it that his penis actually does exist, then quantum theory says that in addition to having a material existence, his penis also has a wave function that measures its probability of existing in every state at every point in space and time. When an observation is made, his penis exists in one of these states and locations; but before observation, his penis exists in a nether state described by the sum of all possible states. If you don't understand this, then don't worry because if you think you understand it, then probably misunderstood. Einstein despised this interpretation of quantum theory because of his belief that God does not play dice with penises. Schrodinger despised it because he thought it was absurd to think of a pussy that could be both dead and alive at the same time. It is probably have you safe to say that nobody properly understands quantum physics; it just conforms to all the observations A good old jam I found 5 years ago (link to full article bellow)
God Does Not Play Dice: QUANTUM SEXUAL PHYSICS
 Q
 My boyfriend, Peter, has a very small penis. In
 fact, it is so small that I can't actually see it, although he
 assures me that it exists and informs me when it is erect.
 Recently, through my study of physics, I have learnt that
 the laws of quantum mechanics become apparent at the
 level of the very small, and was wondering what
 implications this might have on our sex life?
 Mary
 The area of physics that applies to the very small is
 called quantum theory. Suppose we take your boyfriend's
 word for it that his penis actually does exist, then quantum
 theory says that in addition to having a material existence,
 his penis also has a wave function that measures its
 probability of existing in every state at every point in space
 and time. When an observation is made, his penis exists in
 one of these states and locations; but before observation, his
 penis exists in a nether state described by the sum of all
 possible states. If you don't understand this, then don't
 worry because if you think you understand it, then
 probably misunderstood. Einstein despised this
 interpretation of quantum theory because of his belief that
 God does not play dice with penises. Schrodinger despised
 it because he thought it was absurd to think of a pussy that
 could be both dead and alive at the same time. It is probably
 have
 you
 safe to say that nobody properly understands quantum
 physics; it just conforms to all the observations
A good old jam I found 5 years ago (link to full article bellow)

A good old jam I found 5 years ago (link to full article bellow)