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Ass, Dank, and Go to Sleep: Rebecca Mix @rebeccarmix i love when pets just make up Rules and their humans are like "oh, fine." my cat has a bedtime & he won't go to sleep until we do. every night at 10:30 he starts trying to herd us up the stairs. & now we, two grown ass humans, adhere to the bedtime of a 12 pound cat

Blade, Iphone, and Love: i just really think we should normalize sword gifting as a romantic gesture again 21:11 3/7/19 Twitter for iPhone 18.9K Retweets 64.4K Likes can you imagine having someone go to the finest blacksmith they find to completely customize you a blade showing their undying love and respect for you?? ugh 2358 O 27 384 Find you someone who loves swords

Find you someone who loves swords

Blade, Iphone, and Love: i just really think we should normalize sword gifting as a romantic gesture again 21:11 3/7/19 Twitter for iPhone 18.9K Retweets 64.4K Likes can you imagine having someone go to the finest blacksmith they find to completely customize you a blade showing their undying love and respect for you?? ugh 2358 O 27 384 Find you someone who loves swords via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2vi6dNV

Find you someone who loves swords via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2vi6dNV

Candy, Family, and Shit: TENNESSEE JED @cumberlandb... 1d Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to a damn candy factory 190 t0 17.7K 63.6K Grandpa Joe aint shit

Grandpa Joe aint shit

Doctor, Titties, and The Doctor: Rebecca @beccajamerson my titties hurt a nigga: let me see Silkaline* @GiveltUp4 _Ty Go To The Doctor Then!!! He Gon Tell You The Same Thing me irl

me irl

Disney, Energy, and Iphone: jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much do l owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison 8:17 AM 16 Apr 19 Twitter for iPhone potheidon: we need to remember the role of lobbying in all this. the government tries annually to make taxes IRS-managed, but HRBlock and TurboTax and various other tax firms lobby heavily to make sure that NEVER passes because their companies thrive on our confusion. remember that gross policies are more often than not influenced by financial gain! copyright law? disney lobbyists. poor public transportation infrastructure? automotive and gas lobbyists! lack of clean energy? oil lobby! comb through government policies and see just HOW many companies are puppeteering them with gross amounts of money. a LOT can change if we directly target lobbying policies.

potheidon: we need to remember the role of lobbying in all this. the government tries annually to make taxes IRS-managed, but HRBlock and T...

Gym, Head, and Juice: You can go to the gym, drink your celery juice, take your vitamins, but if you don't deal with the stuff going on in your heart and head you're still gonna be unhealthy.

College, Job, and Education: Go to college to get a job but you can't get through college without a job but if you have a job your education suffers

Crazy, God, and Connected: "Sometimes when I look at you, and you're looking back at me, I can see something. This teeny-tiny hint of something more, something you're feeling but can't say. When our eyes meet, it's like we're instantly connected. And I know no one catches it but me and you, but I like it that way. It's like our own little secret...a place we go to when everything around us is crazy and we just need some semblance of normal. God, your eyes are gorgeous. There are times when I want nothing more than to look you in the eyes, cause it's when we're looking at each other in silence that we end up saying the most." http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Grandma, Tumblr, and Blog: lleft my pajamas at home butmy grandma said she had something lcould wear and then she brought back this you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.conm epicjohndoe: Grandma Saves The Day

epicjohndoe: Grandma Saves The Day

Confused, Hungry, and Love: SO I B0OKED A HOTEL ROOM ONLINE... Service Requests Service Request: N/A Comments or Special Request Three red M&Ms on the counter. Not packages, just three single M&Ms. One for me, one for my girlfriend, and one to split if we get hungry late at night. And a picture of bacon set on the bed. I love pictures of bacon. Hotel Info Hotel The Woodlands Resort ion ladded this when I booked the room online. Amonth later, I had completely forgotten about it Iwas quite confused when I walked in and saw three single red M&Ms. My girlfriend started laughing at the picture on the bed At that point it clicked and Istarted laughing hysterically at the beautifully framed picture of bacon you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: Customer Service At Its Finest

epicjohndoe: Customer Service At Its Finest

Tumblr, Blog, and Earth: Told Zyrdaughter to put her bike away out to this.. you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com epicjohndoe: She Parks Better Than Half The People On Earth

epicjohndoe: She Parks Better Than Half The People On Earth

Aww, Hair, and Mean: MAYBE HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH You BECAUSE YOuR HAIR I5 TOO RED! WHAT? THAT'S 50 MEAN! DONT GET MAD AT ME, M UST WOAH WOAH, DON'T PLAYING DEVIL'S ADVOCATE! BLAME THIS ON ME! I THINK YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT SuST HOW IT I5 AWW, THANK5 SATAN a very wholesome Satan

a very wholesome Satan

Target, Tumblr, and Vision: Ppl will go to the library and pull out their laptop, textbook, agenda, multicoloured pens, 2 calculators and a large coffee just to sit there like this for 2 hours carpeted: beyoncescock: pepethefrogblog: beyoncescock: this is me pretending to do homework when im really scrolling through tumblr while taking random quizzes like how much common sense do you have which i dont need to take cause i probably have none nice self burn now where do you get those stupid quizzes cause i need something to distract me from my research paper im in class and i productively gathered my fave quizzes for you instead of listening to my professor ramble about machine learning How much common sense do you actually have?** (i got 8/11) Take this vision test and we’ll guess what color your eyes are These 18 questions will tell you what dog breed you’re compatible with** Your choice of words will determine what age you belong to We can guess your soulmate’s name based on these questions about your exes What nationality are you according to your personality?** Can we guess where you actually live? Most Americans can’t score 10/12 on this state geography test. Can you? Only 1% of people can name these everyday things** (i got 8/18) Can we guess where you grew up based on your taste in snacks? Take this test to see how you’ll most likely die** **my favorites picks rihannna just in case

carpeted: beyoncescock: pepethefrogblog: beyoncescock: this is me pretending to do homework when im really scrolling through tumblr whil...

Friends, Gym, and Love: This guy dresses up in costume at the gym to take the attention away from his overweight friend who was embarassed to go to the gym love your friends

love your friends

Beer, Fresh, and Iphone: Cord Coffey @Cordmcoffey I go to the same gas station everyday after work for beer and burritos. Today when I asked for my burritos the guy said "they're hot. I knew you'd be here so l made a fresh batch" and that's the most thoughtful shit anyone's done for me in awhile. 3:20 PM 30 Jan 19 from Oklahoma, USA Twitter for iPhone 1,753 Retweets 45.7K Likes

Drunk, Friends, and Tumblr: "Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escapehim. "Whatalie thatwas!" Howl remarked as he walked into the wall. "My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me." He walked into the wall several times more, in several different places, before he discovered his bedroom door and crashed his way through it. Sophie could hear him falling about, saying that his bed was dodging sonictoaster:Howl’s Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones

sonictoaster:Howl’s Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones

Work, Hope, and Reason: Hope when I die, it's early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for no reason Makes sense

Makes sense

Laundry, Tumblr, and Thank You: People that do this are so nice! NOTICE "STRAY DCG" INSIDE THIS LAUDRY SHOP We are currently saving this innocent dog from the dog catcher since they will be put to SLEEP/KILL if they've been caught. We understand that you will feel uncomfortable with this situation and you are welcome to go to other laundry Thank you awesomacious: The owner has been so kind to the “stray dog”.

awesomacious: The owner has been so kind to the “stray dog”.

Dank, 🤖, and You: Tryin to stay sleepy when you go to the bathroom at 4am...

Dogs, Heaven, and All Dogs Go to Heaven: this is the purest thing i've ever received bless my mom mom en Proof all dogs go to heaven. All dogs go to heaven

All dogs go to heaven

Dank, Fake, and Memes: In the 1980s, a Japanese director named Hideshi Hino released a series of gory horror films. The movies, nicknamed, 'The Guinea Pig Films' were so realistic, he was investigated by the FBl and the Japanese police force because they thought his films were real. To prove that he wasn't actually killing people in his movies, Hideshi had to go to court and show proof that his special effects were fake. Suffering from Success by BlackNight0wl MORE MEMES

Suffering from Success by BlackNight0wl MORE MEMES

Fake, Movies, and Police: In the 1980s, a Japanese director named Hideshi Hino released a series of gory horror films. The movies, nicknamed, 'The Guinea Pig Films' were so realistic, he was investigated by the FBl and the Japanese police force because they thought his films were real. To prove that he wasn't actually killing people in his movies, Hideshi had to go to court and show proof that his special effects were fake. Suffering from Success

Suffering from Success

Animals, Church, and Dogs: Our Jady of Martyrs CATHOLIC CHURCH ALL 0065 ERVEN ONLY HUMANS GO TO HEAVEN READ THE BIBLE UMBERLAND PRE TERİAN CHUROH CATHOLIC CHURCH GOD DVES ALL HIS CREATIONG DGS INCLUDED DOGS DONT HAVE SOULS THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE CUMBERLAND PRESBYTERSAN CHORCH Our ady of Martyrs CATHOLIC CHURCH CATHOLIC GOGS 0O TO HEAVEN PRESSYTERTAN DOGS CAN TALK T0 HEIR PASTOR CONVERTING TO CATHOLOCISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR 00G A SOUL (UMBERLAND PRESBYTERIAN Our ady of maxlyrs CATHOLIC CHURCH WITH CONVERSION 0OGS ARE ANIMALS THERE AREN'T ANY ROCKS IN HEAVEN EITHER UMBERLAND CHURCH Our tady of Martyrs CATHOLIC CHURCH ALL ROCK O TO HEAVEN

Iphone, Money, and Twitter: jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money.It's called taxes Me: How much do l owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison 6:17 AM 4/16/19 Twitter for iPhone The British Parliament enacts the Stamp Act on the American Colonies. (March 22, 1765)

The British Parliament enacts the Stamp Act on the American Colonies. (March 22, 1765)

Dank, 🤖, and You: Tryin to stay sleepy when you go to the bathroom at 4am... Can't loose the tired.

Can't loose the tired.

Alive, College, and Target: SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHAT ITS REALLY LIKE UGH, I'M 50 SOCIALLy ANXIOus, I HATE 5MALL TALK! I REALLY HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, BUT I WONT GET uP BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL STARE... Collegellumor 17 BIPOLAR DISORDER WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE you EMPTIED YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TO Buy EXPENSIVE BOOTS LAST WEEK AND DIDN'T SLEEP FOR 3 DAyS? HAHA, You'RE 50 MoODy! IT'S LIKE yOu'RE BIPOLAR YEP, AND NOW I'VE BEEN SEVERELY DEPRESSED BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOuT THE TIME I WAS MEAN TO A LUNCH LADY 8 YEAR5 AGO Co 17 DEPRESSION WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE THEY'RE CANCELLING My FAVORITE SHOW? I'M 50 DEPRESSED! WHy AM I ALIVE? AEIT 17 ADD WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE I SHOULD BE STUDYING, BUT I'M JUST 5O ADD. I'VE BEEN STARING AT THIS PAGE FOR HOURS AND CANNOT FOCus!!! Collegellumon theobnoxiouswordsmith: ramblingferret: pr1nceshawn: What You Say About Mental Illness vs What You Actually Mean. Fuck. How is College Humour this on point? They should make more of these!

theobnoxiouswordsmith: ramblingferret: pr1nceshawn: What You Say About Mental Illness vs What You Actually Mean. Fuck. How is College Hum...

Fashion, Memes, and Sports: RCB NEED TO WIN EVERY GAME EVEN FOR 1% OF HOPE FOR MAKING IT TO PLAY OFF VHV fbl CEAT HARRIER INDUS FASHION ar DREAMin IPL DRER STAR SPORTS VIVO IIL STER Activa Go to Setting vivo AND CAPTAIN LEADING FROM THE FRONT WON MAN OFTHE MATCH FOR HIS BRILLIANT 100 Man of the match <3

Man of the match

Work, Alarm, and Sleep: When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep Meirl

Meirl

Chat, Live, and Watch: hey can you guys watch my glass of milk for me please i have to go to the store 104 watching now 156 0 Live chat Share Report the leg man 39K subscribers SUBSCRIBED

Clothes, Memes, and Police: MOS sarcasmmother we' MaRadebe @Amand Radebe Tomorrow Just wake up, wear your formal clothes, go to any company and start working, if they call the police go to the police station and start working there too We tired of sending CVs.

Apparently, Bad, and Children: the "police officers risk their lives to protect us" starter pack Savannah Danielle lol who knew there was something wrong with actually having a car, a nice house and a clean put together family who lives in a safe community while spending your hard earned money on paying your bills rather then expensive sneakers and supporting the authorities of the neighborhood you take pride in Like Reply 11 minutes ago living-for-fiction: unbossed: theflowerfish: saaavx0h: jaime-foxxx: OKAY BUT SOME OFFICERS ACTUALLY DO RISK THEIR FUCKING LIVES. It’s cute how tumblr users are liike “ahhh not all _____ people” but when it’s cops, they’re all awful apparently. Good god. yes they do and it’s a shame some people don’t recognize or appreciate that! Cops who don’t check and report explicitly bad cops are not good cops. The culture of the blue wall of silence logically makes it so that cops are inherently bad, not good. The good cops who do report their constituents get labeled as rats and get harassed by other cops for snitching or even lose their jobs. The police are nothing more than a glorified gang. Come live in the communities that the police continuously harass, brutalize, and murder then let me know how you feel. Come hang in Philly for a minute, get a taste of how it feels to have the cops hold a magnifying glass over you. Ask my friend who got shot while delivering pizza in Southwest Philly by plainclothes officers who never identified themselves how it felt to have a bullet removed from his face. Or head to Camden where the cops don’t even respond to calls in these communities, and if they do they just show up to beat and arrest the people there. Go to Washington Heights in NYC where they stop and frisk mostly black and Latino men, even though almost 90% of those searches end up with nothing (stats available on NYPD website). Imagine a world where you get stopped and harassed by the police because of where you live or how you look, regardless of whether you’re innocent or not. Then tell me how much you just loooooove the police. Y'all don’t see shit over that white picket fence of yours, do you? The “good cop” going by the book will use violence to evict a homeless family from their car if they’re parked illegally. The “good cop” going by the book will use violence to arrest them, tearing the children from their parents, if they try to sleep in a foreclosed home left empty by the bank as a tax write-off. The “good cop” going by the book will use violence to keep that family from eating food that grocery stores and restaurants throw away in their locked dumpsters. The “good cop” going by the book will use violence to enforce even the most unjust law. And badge lickers will always try to justify the injustice. For the people who missed the point, this post doesn’t say that cops never risk their lives - it’s inviting you to take a good long look at the characteristics of the people they DO protect and risk their lives for, and note that there is a huge disparity in how cops treat people based on race, socioeconomic status, etc. Also I love it when people use “coppin’ is DANGEROUS” to handwave the numerous civil rights violations cops are routinely guilty of in the process of “just following orders”. Plenty of jobs are dangerous. Plenty of jobs are more dangerous than being a cop. But cops seem to be the main ones stomping around demanding endless respect and unquestioning obedience just because their “job is dangerous”.

living-for-fiction: unbossed: theflowerfish: saaavx0h: jaime-foxxx: OKAY BUT SOME OFFICERS ACTUALLY DO RISK THEIR FUCKING LIVES. It’s c...

Church, Memes, and Sex: A "billionaire" who hides his taxes A "genius" who hides his grades A "businessman" who went bankrupt 6x A "ladies man" who assaults 16 woman & pays for sex A "Christian" who doesn't go to church A "philanthropist" who steals from charities A "hero" who dodges the draft TRUMP UNIVERSITY Trump Sucks.

Trump Sucks.

Animals, God, and Tumblr: And pork is the WORSE thing you can eat. The cow and pig are not even natural animals. Tell me where In nature can you find a cow? If I wanted to see a gorilla id go to the jungle.. If wanted to see a polar bear id go to the artic. Where in nature is a cow? A farm is man made and cows and pigs are hybridized animals. A pig is cross bred between a muskrat, bob cat and hyena. So you're eating a muskrat... Just let that sink in 10 minutes ago Like Reply eldritchbisexual: bigtea3: She spilled it everywhere all over us….. god i wish i could snort this much coke

eldritchbisexual: bigtea3: She spilled it everywhere all over us….. god i wish i could snort this much coke

Fucking, Target, and Tumblr: I'M SHOCKED, SIR. AND HERE I WENT AND PREPARED THIS GENEROUs PORTION OF NOTHING. NOT RIGHT NOW, ALFRED THANK YOu. NOW IT WILL ALL GO TO WASTE. ALFRED PENNYWORTH Batman's butler and right-hand man. Rarely shocked whetstonefires: roachpatrol: mollykittykat: HE THREW THE NOTHING AWAY JUST TO MAKE A FUCKING POINT Drama Emperor Alfred Pennyworth

whetstonefires: roachpatrol: mollykittykat: HE THREW THE NOTHING AWAY JUST TO MAKE A FUCKING POINT Drama Emperor Alfred Pennyworth

Run, Next, and Class: we really used to run a whole mile in under 12 minutes then go to the next class like normal Imao

Fall, Go to Sleep, and Love: Fall in love with somebody who will never let you go to sleep wondering if you still matter. 🔊💛

🔊💛

Dank, Laundry, and Thank You: People that do this are so nice! NOTICE "STRAY DOG" INSIDE THIS LAUDRY SHOP We are currently saving this innocent dog from the dog catcher since they will be put to SLEEP/KILL if they' ve been caught. We understand that you will feel uncomfortable with this situation and you are welcome to go to other laundry. Thank you

Memes, 🤖, and Camp: No, but really... where did Josh go to camp?

No, but really... where did Josh go to camp?

School, New, and Bangs: rona k. akbari @theronalisa "should i go to grad school" is the new "should i get bangs" 😂

😂

Clothes, Dank, and Memes: @Amand Radebe Tomorrow Just wake up, wear your ormal clothes, go to any company and start working, if they call the police go to the police station and start working there too, We tired of sending CVs. We tired of sending CVs by turtleheed MORE MEMES

We tired of sending CVs by turtleheed MORE MEMES

Laundry, Thank You, and Sleep: People that do this are so nice! NOTICE "STRAY DCG" INSIDE THIS LAUDRY SHOP We are currently saving this innocent dog from the dog catcher since they will be put to SLEEP/KILL if they've been caught. We understand that you will feel uncomfortable with this situation and you are welcome to go to other laundry Thank you The owner has been so kind to the “stray dog”.

The owner has been so kind to the “stray dog”.

Money, Taxes, and Prison: jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much do l owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too Me: What if I get it wrong? Govt: You go to prison *fails algebra 1”

*fails algebra 1”

Crazy, God, and Connected: "Sometimes when I look at you, and you're looking back at me, I can see something. This teeny-tiny hint of something more, something you're feeling but can't say. When our eyes meet, it's like we're instantly connected. And I know no one catches it but me and you, but I like it that way. It's like our own little secret...a place we go to when everything around us is crazy and we just need some semblance of normal. God, your eyes are gorgeous. There are times when I want nothing more than to look you in the eyes, cause it's when we're looking at each other in silence that we end up saying the most." http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Condom, Life, and Love: Yorkshire Condoms No-Nonsense Prophylactics SEIZE THE REINS POWER from God's Own County Made in the West Riding from proper Yorkshire rubber No bloody ribs or dimples or owt daft like that WE ARE REVOLTING Sturdy Good value Robust "I never go to the crease Eeh by gum! without a Yorkshire ConThese sheaths are to its sen a dom on me John Thomas. proper champion treat "Keeps tha tatty Sir Geoffrey Boycott OBE Mr B, BridlingtonMr S, Barnsley life with our flavoured varieties... Vinegar Pudding ustoa3AT SLAGS BIG VERN JUr a Why not add a bit of spice to your love 3 ATSLAGS BIG VERN Packet of 3 By 'eck ..Tripe & ..Yorkshire ...Parkin How much?" I OUT WAR! Tupp as you find with a Yorkshire Condom Clutterbuck & Co., The Rubber Johnny Works, Halifax Eeh by gum. There's a new Viz in the shops today.

Eeh by gum. There's a new Viz in the shops today.

Go to Sleep, Time, and Sleep: Hey you, Yes YOU Go to sleep mememakes net i don’t care what time it is for you, you could probably use a nap

i don’t care what time it is for you, you could probably use a nap

Batman, Crazy, and Jail: IF I DON'T PAY UP, I'LL GO TO JAIL FOR TAX EVASION! F'M CRAZY ENOUGH TO TAKE ON BATMAN BUT THE L.R.S.? No, THANK YOU! meirl

meirl

Disneyland, True, and Living: Make A Wish kid: "i dont wanna go to disneyland, my only wish is to keep living." Make A Wish staff: It 100 percent true (no offense BTW)

It 100 percent true (no offense BTW)

Candy, Children, and Definitely: Things in Harry Potter that will never make sense hermionemollycharliepond: wizard children need their parents signed permission to go to perfectly safe village full of candy shops next to the school but not to enter a tournament in which you can most definitely die Wizarding logic.

Wizarding logic.

Movies, Home, and Raccoon: Me: Can we go to the movies? Mom: No we have movies at home Movies at home: Ages 4 and Aestou REVENGERS REVENGERS ENDLESSTUSSLE ENDLESSTUSSLE Regular Raccoon The Incredible Fella

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