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gms: shock if fallout 76 really is a world where "every character is a real person" & there's no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i've established enough of a rapport i'm going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character teamOplayerO someone help where's the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over yes-sica God I spent countless hours as a teen playing on a heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online server. I played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned tavern owner who eventually turned it into THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN. It was poppin every night, I was buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage druid, and ranger that played the game. After they went out and grinded their skills and did their quests, I was waiting for them with a warm fire and plenty of ale. I'd buy their ingredients and make awesome food and booze (max level cooking!) and was privy to all the gossip. Little did they know I had a side hobby, I was brewing massive amounts of the most gamebreakingly toxic poison possible. For over a year I roleplayed with these people as a simple barman, pretended to be their friend and confidant and then during a harvest festival where every player on our server was in attendance and I was payed to provide the food and drink... I poisoned every last morsel of food, every drop of drink and after the reagent delivered his speech and all of these fools raised their goblets for the toast and took that deadly sip, I stepped onto the stage and revealed what had happened. They where all going to die, and die they did. Now this was a permanent death server (hardcore rpers mind you) and some had been playing those characters for 8 years and there they all were collapsed and dying. Soon they were all unconscious, as you could only die if you went unconscious three times in one day or if a certain psychotic bartender came and cut off your head which I did to every player in our group of 38. They were all there, and unfortunately so was I Revenge against what, you ask? So the server had a pretty strict policy regarding pvp and pk, essentially the GMs had to determine if there was in character justification for any instance of disputed player killing, obviously my situation prompted a call for an investigation. I understood those rules from the start though, and I kept a written log in the game where I detailed my character's building hatred of every single other player character in the world. He would keep track of every little thing from petty slights, to unpaid tabs, but more importantly I adopted the little mannerisms that people roleplayed to develop their characters into the madness of mine So Elias was always whistling, well I recorded how infuriating Cedric found it in his journal, and soon he had multiple journals packed full of a thousand reasons an unstable maniac could use to justifiably re: server rules) murder anyone. The reagent who was also the server admin had some ornate cloak with a custom texture, so I wrote like three pages about how pompous it was, and extrapolated what kind of insufferable prick he must have been for wearing it. I would just write one or two things down every day for over a year, so I had many books full for the GMs to locate in the tavern basement and read through. The result was that they found my massacre to be in good form and in-character, so the server was not rolled back and instead they decided to reset and implement a new landmass they had been working on. Some people were really pissed off, mostly a handful of the veteran players who had been top dog for several years in their little gladiator arena. I only did any of it because my first character was murdered by some overzealous asshole who just used his character to project his inferiority complex. He killed me on my second day on the server because I wandered into the funeral of his friend (it was taking place in the middle of town and there was a crowd, of course I was curious) and because I was not invited and he was a known prick it was found justifiable for his character to kill mine because of the emotional turmoil blah blah. So yeah I said fck that, and rolled a new character who was ostensibly eager to please and non-threatening. I won. This one? Source: shock 114.795 notes D ; advice-animal: I hope I can become this spiteful one day
gms: shock
 if fallout 76 really is a world where "every
 character is a real person" & there's no NPCs
 im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly
 tavern barkeep and then once i've established
 enough of a rapport i'm going to nuke all of
 west virginia and it will be in character
 teamOplayerO
 someone help where's the screenshot of
 some post somewhere about the mmo player
 who barkept for a longass time then fucked
 absolutely everyone over
 yes-sica
 God I spent countless hours as a teen playing on a
 heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online
 server. I played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned
 tavern owner who eventually turned it into THE
 BEST PLACE IN TOWN. It was poppin every night, I
 was buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage
 druid, and ranger that played the game. After they
 went out and grinded their skills and did their quests,
 I was waiting for them with a warm fire and plenty of
 ale. I'd buy their ingredients and make awesome
 food and booze (max level cooking!) and was privy
 to all the gossip.
 Little did they know I had a side hobby, I was
 brewing massive amounts of the most
 gamebreakingly toxic poison possible. For over a
 year I roleplayed with these people as a simple
 barman, pretended to be their friend and confidant
 and then during a harvest festival where every player
 on our server was in attendance and I was payed to
 provide the food and drink... I poisoned every last
 morsel of food, every drop of drink and after the
 reagent delivered his speech and all of these fools
 raised their goblets for the toast and took that deadly
 sip, I stepped onto the stage and revealed what had
 happened. They where all going to die, and die they
 did.
 Now this was a permanent death server (hardcore
 rpers mind you) and some had been playing those
 characters for 8 years and there they all were
 collapsed and dying. Soon they were all
 unconscious, as you could only die if you went
 unconscious three times in one day or if a certain
 psychotic bartender came and cut off your head
 which I did to every player in our group of 38. They
 were all there, and unfortunately so was I
 Revenge against what, you ask?
 So the server had a pretty strict policy regarding pvp
 and pk, essentially the GMs had to determine if there
 was in character justification for any instance of
 disputed player killing, obviously my situation
 prompted a call for an investigation. I understood
 those rules from the start though, and I kept a written
 log in the game where I detailed my character's
 building hatred of every single other player character
 in the world. He would keep track of every little thing
 from petty slights, to unpaid tabs, but more
 importantly I adopted the little mannerisms that
 people roleplayed to develop their characters into
 the madness of mine
 So Elias was always whistling, well I recorded how
 infuriating Cedric found it in his journal, and soon he
 had multiple journals packed full of a thousand
 reasons an unstable maniac could use to justifiably
 re: server rules) murder anyone. The reagent who
 was also the server admin had some ornate cloak
 with a custom texture, so I wrote like three pages
 about how pompous it was, and extrapolated what
 kind of insufferable prick he must have been for
 wearing it.
 I would just write one or two things down every day
 for over a year, so I had many books full for the GMs
 to locate in the tavern basement and read through.
 The result was that they found my massacre to be in
 good form and in-character, so the server was not
 rolled back and instead they decided to reset and
 implement a new landmass they had been working
 on. Some people were really pissed off, mostly a
 handful of the veteran players who had been top dog
 for several years in their little gladiator arena.
 I only did any of it because my first character was
 murdered by some overzealous asshole who just
 used his character to project his inferiority complex.
 He killed me on my second day on the server
 because I wandered into the funeral of his friend (it
 was taking place in the middle of town and there was
 a crowd, of course I was curious) and because I was
 not invited and he was a known prick it was found
 justifiable for his character to kill mine because of the
 emotional turmoil blah blah. So yeah I said fck that,
 and rolled a new character who was ostensibly
 eager to please and non-threatening. I won.
 This one?
 Source: shock
 114.795 notes
 D
 ;
advice-animal:

I hope I can become this spiteful one day

advice-animal: I hope I can become this spiteful one day

gms: shock if fallout 76 really is a world where "every character is a real person" & there's no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i've established enough of a rapport i'm going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character teamOplayerO someone help where's the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over yes-sica God I spent countless hours as a teen playing on a heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online server. I played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned tavern owner who eventually turned it into THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN. It was poppin every night, I was buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage druid, and ranger that played the game. After they went out and grinded their skills and did their quests, I was waiting for them with a warm fire and plenty of ale. I'd buy their ingredients and make awesome food and booze (max level cooking!) and was privy to all the gossip. Little did they know I had a side hobby, I was brewing massive amounts of the most gamebreakingly toxic poison possible. For over a year I roleplayed with these people as a simple barman, pretended to be their friend and confidant and then during a harvest festival where every player on our server was in attendance and I was payed to provide the food and drink... I poisoned every last morsel of food, every drop of drink and after the reagent delivered his speech and all of these fools raised their goblets for the toast and took that deadly sip, I stepped onto the stage and revealed what had happened. They where all going to die, and die they did. Now this was a permanent death server (hardcore rpers mind you) and some had been playing those characters for 8 years and there they all were collapsed and dying. Soon they were all unconscious, as you could only die if you went unconscious three times in one day or if a certain psychotic bartender came and cut off your head which I did to every player in our group of 38. They were all there, and unfortunately so was I Revenge against what, you ask? So the server had a pretty strict policy regarding pvp and pk, essentially the GMs had to determine if there was in character justification for any instance of disputed player killing, obviously my situation prompted a call for an investigation. I understood those rules from the start though, and I kept a written log in the game where I detailed my character's building hatred of every single other player character in the world. He would keep track of every little thing from petty slights, to unpaid tabs, but more importantly I adopted the little mannerisms that people roleplayed to develop their characters into the madness of mine So Elias was always whistling, well I recorded how infuriating Cedric found it in his journal, and soon he had multiple journals packed full of a thousand reasons an unstable maniac could use to justifiably re: server rules) murder anyone. The reagent who was also the server admin had some ornate cloak with a custom texture, so I wrote like three pages about how pompous it was, and extrapolated what kind of insufferable prick he must have been for wearing it. I would just write one or two things down every day for over a year, so I had many books full for the GMs to locate in the tavern basement and read through. The result was that they found my massacre to be in good form and in-character, so the server was not rolled back and instead they decided to reset and implement a new landmass they had been working on. Some people were really pissed off, mostly a handful of the veteran players who had been top dog for several years in their little gladiator arena. I only did any of it because my first character was murdered by some overzealous asshole who just used his character to project his inferiority complex. He killed me on my second day on the server because I wandered into the funeral of his friend (it was taking place in the middle of town and there was a crowd, of course I was curious) and because I was not invited and he was a known prick it was found justifiable for his character to kill mine because of the emotional turmoil blah blah. So yeah I said fck that, and rolled a new character who was ostensibly eager to please and non-threatening. I won. This one? Source: shock 114.795 notes D ; I hope I can become this spiteful one day
gms: shock
 if fallout 76 really is a world where "every
 character is a real person" & there's no NPCs
 im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly
 tavern barkeep and then once i've established
 enough of a rapport i'm going to nuke all of
 west virginia and it will be in character
 teamOplayerO
 someone help where's the screenshot of
 some post somewhere about the mmo player
 who barkept for a longass time then fucked
 absolutely everyone over
 yes-sica
 God I spent countless hours as a teen playing on a
 heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online
 server. I played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned
 tavern owner who eventually turned it into THE
 BEST PLACE IN TOWN. It was poppin every night, I
 was buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage
 druid, and ranger that played the game. After they
 went out and grinded their skills and did their quests,
 I was waiting for them with a warm fire and plenty of
 ale. I'd buy their ingredients and make awesome
 food and booze (max level cooking!) and was privy
 to all the gossip.
 Little did they know I had a side hobby, I was
 brewing massive amounts of the most
 gamebreakingly toxic poison possible. For over a
 year I roleplayed with these people as a simple
 barman, pretended to be their friend and confidant
 and then during a harvest festival where every player
 on our server was in attendance and I was payed to
 provide the food and drink... I poisoned every last
 morsel of food, every drop of drink and after the
 reagent delivered his speech and all of these fools
 raised their goblets for the toast and took that deadly
 sip, I stepped onto the stage and revealed what had
 happened. They where all going to die, and die they
 did.
 Now this was a permanent death server (hardcore
 rpers mind you) and some had been playing those
 characters for 8 years and there they all were
 collapsed and dying. Soon they were all
 unconscious, as you could only die if you went
 unconscious three times in one day or if a certain
 psychotic bartender came and cut off your head
 which I did to every player in our group of 38. They
 were all there, and unfortunately so was I
 Revenge against what, you ask?
 So the server had a pretty strict policy regarding pvp
 and pk, essentially the GMs had to determine if there
 was in character justification for any instance of
 disputed player killing, obviously my situation
 prompted a call for an investigation. I understood
 those rules from the start though, and I kept a written
 log in the game where I detailed my character's
 building hatred of every single other player character
 in the world. He would keep track of every little thing
 from petty slights, to unpaid tabs, but more
 importantly I adopted the little mannerisms that
 people roleplayed to develop their characters into
 the madness of mine
 So Elias was always whistling, well I recorded how
 infuriating Cedric found it in his journal, and soon he
 had multiple journals packed full of a thousand
 reasons an unstable maniac could use to justifiably
 re: server rules) murder anyone. The reagent who
 was also the server admin had some ornate cloak
 with a custom texture, so I wrote like three pages
 about how pompous it was, and extrapolated what
 kind of insufferable prick he must have been for
 wearing it.
 I would just write one or two things down every day
 for over a year, so I had many books full for the GMs
 to locate in the tavern basement and read through.
 The result was that they found my massacre to be in
 good form and in-character, so the server was not
 rolled back and instead they decided to reset and
 implement a new landmass they had been working
 on. Some people were really pissed off, mostly a
 handful of the veteran players who had been top dog
 for several years in their little gladiator arena.
 I only did any of it because my first character was
 murdered by some overzealous asshole who just
 used his character to project his inferiority complex.
 He killed me on my second day on the server
 because I wandered into the funeral of his friend (it
 was taking place in the middle of town and there was
 a crowd, of course I was curious) and because I was
 not invited and he was a known prick it was found
 justifiable for his character to kill mine because of the
 emotional turmoil blah blah. So yeah I said fck that,
 and rolled a new character who was ostensibly
 eager to please and non-threatening. I won.
 This one?
 Source: shock
 114.795 notes
 D
 ;
I hope I can become this spiteful one day

I hope I can become this spiteful one day

gms: Strawberry Cyclops @EarlofWrasslin I'm laughing my ass off at this kindergarten teacher using the same tactics on grown ass men to teach thenm to shower and learn how to cook and be spontaneous and self reliant and not a single person on 4chan could figure that out Ewen 2018: Ewen of the Year Edition @nekoe... So apparently the bar for GMs has just been raised by a lot. Anonymous 57058006 18 hr ago >Playing with female DM done!' stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that >She places 'great work and well session Literally what does she mean by this? 97.6 kB PNG 31 REPLIES 44 IMAGES REPLY 39 Anon! It's not nice to use outistic as an insult. Iom realy disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold stars for that 57059106 Not wonting great work stickers Pleb. r ago hr 57059765 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel because we didn't care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear that very often 57059520 I don't know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn't said anything about the other stickers except that she's saving them. Anonymous 57059812 16 hr 57059631 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as? Anonymous 57059970 15 hr.ago ago Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing 57059812 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she's never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious. At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now. signhereplease: cryptid-sighting: kittykat8311: naamahdarling: I’m losing my fucking mind. oh my god my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers. My favorite post
gms: Strawberry Cyclops
 @EarlofWrasslin
 I'm laughing my ass off at this
 kindergarten teacher using the same
 tactics on grown ass men to teach thenm
 to shower and learn how to cook and be
 spontaneous and self reliant and not a
 single person on 4chan could figure that
 out
 Ewen 2018: Ewen of the Year Edition @nekoe...
 So apparently the bar for GMs has just been
 raised by a lot.

 Anonymous 57058006
 18 hr ago
 >Playing with female DM
 done!' stickers on character sheets of
 players she thinks did a good job that
 >She places 'great work and well
 session
 Literally what does she mean by this?
 97.6 kB PNG
 31 REPLIES
 44 IMAGES
 REPLY
 39
 Anon! It's not nice to use outistic as an insult. Iom realy
 disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold
 stars for that
 57059106
 Not wonting great work stickers
 Pleb.
 r ago
 hr
 57059765
 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we
 tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her
 at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but
 she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually
 wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel
 because we didn't care but now we play at her place and
 she says we have to smell good and be well dressed
 before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes
 but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear
 that very often
 57059520
 I don't know what she does for work and she gives
 out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and
 letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given
 at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she
 hasn't said anything about the other stickers except
 that she's saving them.
 Anonymous 57059812
 16 hr
 57059631
 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works
 as?
 Anonymous 57059970
 15 hr.ago
 ago
 Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but
 sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like
 hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs
 from Grease and make us all sing
 57059812
 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not
 supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern
 we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away
 one of his stickers but she's never done that before so
 we knew she was actually being serious.
 At the start she always cooked something but then she
 offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some
 printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to
 bring food now.
signhereplease:

cryptid-sighting:

kittykat8311:

naamahdarling:
I’m losing my fucking mind.

oh my god 

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

My favorite post

signhereplease: cryptid-sighting: kittykat8311: naamahdarling: I’m losing my fucking mind. oh my god my favorite part is that the g...

gms: Strawberry Cyclops @EarlofWrasslin I'm laughing my ass off at this kindergarten teacher using the same tactics on grown ass men to teach thenm to shower and learn how to cook and be spontaneous and self reliant and not a single person on 4chan could figure that out Ewen 2018: Ewen of the Year Edition @nekoe... So apparently the bar for GMs has just been raised by a lot. Anonymous 57058006 18 hr ago >Playing with female DM done!' stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that >She places 'great work and well session Literally what does she mean by this? 97.6 kB PNG 31 REPLIES 44 IMAGES REPLY 39 Anon! It's not nice to use outistic as an insult. Iom realy disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold stars for that 57059106 Not wonting great work stickers Pleb. r ago hr 57059765 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel because we didn't care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear that very often 57059520 I don't know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn't said anything about the other stickers except that she's saving them. Anonymous 57059812 16 hr 57059631 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as? Anonymous 57059970 15 hr.ago ago Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing 57059812 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she's never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious. At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now. signhereplease: cryptid-sighting: kittykat8311: naamahdarling: I’m losing my fucking mind. oh my god my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers. My favorite post
gms: Strawberry Cyclops
 @EarlofWrasslin
 I'm laughing my ass off at this
 kindergarten teacher using the same
 tactics on grown ass men to teach thenm
 to shower and learn how to cook and be
 spontaneous and self reliant and not a
 single person on 4chan could figure that
 out
 Ewen 2018: Ewen of the Year Edition @nekoe...
 So apparently the bar for GMs has just been
 raised by a lot.

 Anonymous 57058006
 18 hr ago
 >Playing with female DM
 done!' stickers on character sheets of
 players she thinks did a good job that
 >She places 'great work and well
 session
 Literally what does she mean by this?
 97.6 kB PNG
 31 REPLIES
 44 IMAGES
 REPLY
 39
 Anon! It's not nice to use outistic as an insult. Iom realy
 disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold
 stars for that
 57059106
 Not wonting great work stickers
 Pleb.
 r ago
 hr
 57059765
 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we
 tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her
 at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but
 she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually
 wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel
 because we didn't care but now we play at her place and
 she says we have to smell good and be well dressed
 before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes
 but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear
 that very often
 57059520
 I don't know what she does for work and she gives
 out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and
 letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given
 at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she
 hasn't said anything about the other stickers except
 that she's saving them.
 Anonymous 57059812
 16 hr
 57059631
 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works
 as?
 Anonymous 57059970
 15 hr.ago
 ago
 Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but
 sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like
 hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs
 from Grease and make us all sing
 57059812
 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not
 supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern
 we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away
 one of his stickers but she's never done that before so
 we knew she was actually being serious.
 At the start she always cooked something but then she
 offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some
 printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to
 bring food now.
signhereplease:

cryptid-sighting:

kittykat8311:

naamahdarling:
I’m losing my fucking mind.

oh my god 

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

My favorite post

signhereplease: cryptid-sighting: kittykat8311: naamahdarling: I’m losing my fucking mind. oh my god my favorite part is that the g...

gms: 12 JB multiple teams and GMs around the league are shocked about no trade going down for Paul George. Pacers played stubborn on him wanting to get a star player in return. It will backfire eventually.
gms: 12
 JB
multiple teams and GMs around the league are shocked about no trade going down for Paul George. Pacers played stubborn on him wanting to get a star player in return. It will backfire eventually.

multiple teams and GMs around the league are shocked about no trade going down for Paul George. Pacers played stubborn on him wanting to...