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Bad, Facts, and Friends: jelloapocalypse S eternal-savvy-blog Follow sixpenceee These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. gabriel-patches-titanfeather Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void. ract facts-i-just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it. But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end there. The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks. You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this- Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours. So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool. - meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept believing even as it got ridiculous. Source: sixpenceee 260,387 notes ifunny.ce This is amazing, just don’t read the username first.
Bad, Facts, and Friends: jelloapocalypse
 S eternal-savvy-blog Follow
 sixpenceee
 These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic.
 gabriel-patches-titanfeather
 Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all
 light and swim over the void.
 ract facts-i-just-made-up
 Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats
 up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV
 and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over
 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in
 that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it,
 killing everyone swimming in it.
 But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of
 chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would
 kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end
 there.
 The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black
 tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen
 ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the
 nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils
 and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning,
 the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb
 (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city
 blocks.
 You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this-
 Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize
 hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material
 mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound
 known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the
 brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can
 be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within
 hours.
 So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you
 would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city,
 and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it
 would look pretty cool.
 - meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit
 This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept
 believing even as it got ridiculous.
 Source: sixpenceee
 260,387 notes
 ifunny.ce
This is amazing, just don’t read the username first.

This is amazing, just don’t read the username first.

Cats, Chicago, and Clock: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 taraljc: lemonsharks: nikkoliferous: biggest-goldiest-spoon: zoanzon: missmwynter: madlyinlov3onda: oakenroots: oakenroots: quietrain: shesheistyy: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all. ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life. Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things. 1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground. 2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only. 3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing. 4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped. The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right. NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation. Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer. Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation. And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit. So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked 1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available. 2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse. 3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang. 4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out. 5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down. 6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job. Good luck in the future apocalypse! Reblogged with improved readability! Look whats Relevant again… I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool. History repeats and all that jazz. After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything… We’ve been here before. It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd. Stay safe. Reminder that according to the Doomsday Clock, we are currently at greater threat of nuclear annihilation than we were even at the height of the Cold War. Nukemap for “how far from ground zero must I be to survive this” https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/ Like… Manhattan might be toast but that doesn’t mean the citizens of Long Island shouldn’t know how to mitigate their terrible fuckin situation just because Manhattan is toast. If downtown Chicago is at the center of a nuclear bombing when I’m at work I’m dead, but if I’m home I have a chance to shelter in place and then bag up the cats and go crash with friends in Wisconsin. And also how absofuckinglutely horrifying is it that we need to know this shit? very absofuckingluteky horrifying
Cats, Chicago, and Clock: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
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shesheistyy:

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weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die

they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all.

ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life. 
Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things.

1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground. 
2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only. 
3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing. 
4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped. 

The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right. 

NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation. 

Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer. 

Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation. 

And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit. 

So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked
1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available. 
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse. 
3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang. 
4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out. 
5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down. 
6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job. 

Good luck in the future apocalypse!


Reblogged with improved readability!

Look whats Relevant again…


I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool.

History repeats and all that jazz.
After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything…
We’ve been here before.
It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd.


Stay safe. 

Reminder that according to the Doomsday Clock, we are currently at greater threat of nuclear annihilation than we were even at the height of the Cold War.


Nukemap for “how far from ground zero must I be to survive this”
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Like… Manhattan might be toast but that doesn’t mean the citizens of Long Island shouldn’t know how to mitigate their terrible fuckin situation just because Manhattan is toast.
If downtown Chicago is at the center of a nuclear bombing when I’m at work I’m dead, but if I’m home I have a chance to shelter in place and then bag up the cats and go crash with friends in Wisconsin.
And also how absofuckinglutely horrifying is it that we need to know this shit?


very absofuckingluteky horrifying

taraljc: lemonsharks: nikkoliferous: biggest-goldiest-spoon: zoanzon: missmwynter: madlyinlov3onda: oakenroots: oakenroots: quiet...

Clothes, cnn.com, and Dumb: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 biggest-goldiest-spoon: zoanzon: missmwynter: madlyinlov3onda: oakenroots: oakenroots: quietrain: shesheistyy: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all. ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life. Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things. 1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground. 2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only. 3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing. 4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped. The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right. NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation. Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer. Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation. And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit. So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked 1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available. 2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse. 3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang. 4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out. 5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down. 6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job. Good luck in the future apocalypse! Reblogged with improved readability! Look whats Relevant again… I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool. History repeats and all that jazz. After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything… We’ve been here before. It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd. Stay safe.
Clothes, cnn.com, and Dumb: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
biggest-goldiest-spoon:

zoanzon:

missmwynter:

madlyinlov3onda:

oakenroots:

oakenroots:


quietrain:

shesheistyy:

tripprophet:


weavemama:

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die

they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all.

ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life. 
Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things.

1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground. 
2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only. 
3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing. 
4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped. 

The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right. 

NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation. 

Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer. 

Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation. 

And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit. 

So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked
1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available. 
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse. 
3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang. 
4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out. 
5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down. 
6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job. 

Good luck in the future apocalypse!


Reblogged with improved readability!

Look whats Relevant again…


I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool.

History repeats and all that jazz.
After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything…
We’ve been here before.
It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd.


Stay safe.

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Bad, Facts, and Friends: adenas-el-amin: facts-i-just-made-up: gabriel-patches-titanfeather: sixpenceee: These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic.  Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void. Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it. But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there. The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks. You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this- Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours. So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool. username. read the username.
Bad, Facts, and Friends: adenas-el-amin:
facts-i-just-made-up:

gabriel-patches-titanfeather:

sixpenceee:

These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. 

Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.

Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it.
But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there.
The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks.
You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this-
Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours.
So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool.


username. read the username.

adenas-el-amin: facts-i-just-made-up: gabriel-patches-titanfeather: sixpenceee: These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic.  ...

Anaconda, Bad, and Baked: chikaden thinksquad Here is a Science fair project presented by a girt ina secondary school in Sussex. In it she took fitered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling In a microwave. Then ater cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difterence in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by class mates a number of times and had the same resut It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory about, it's how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not it. Microwaves don't work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave sutfers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the oniginal make-up of the substance. i results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these Safe appliances What about the nurse i Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it's safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANTASSWIPES SOME KID'S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOUVE HEARD OF DOUBLE BLIND", RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT'S PUBLISHED IN NATURE or energy of the water what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it t isn't water anymore and you would fucking notice the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the difterent types of THE ELECTRO/VAGNETİC SPECTRUM CANCER Microwaves l nuclear reactors, so calm your tits ts how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more ceils. Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not The chemicals it cares about are things lke vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like satl (You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is ike what happens when you try an egg, which is basically a big glob of protein-the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cooll) I MAJUwaves dyuase uite îINeLuES เบา.IUve lastei diiu idslei I. just. .that is heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don't need to use as much heat Water boils at 100 C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam, but that's like the kwest setting on your oven. Oven-or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is way This movement causes friction That's not what friction is It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature Let's take these one at a time Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B's). Just plain heat doesn't do that, s0 Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured protein is stl nutritious that's why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic table sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are very complex combinations of elements) Which brings me to the radiolytic compound" bullshit. When you talk about breaking apart, say, iron-you're talking about breaking down the ron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays-the O0OH SCARY NUCULAR radiation-which we've already established do not come from your microwave things that are not found in nature What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells That's right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long Tons of shit that occurs naturaly is hornibly bad for you. And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you- like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications. PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES ANDIOR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing achieved I found this somewhere and just had to share
Anaconda, Bad, and Baked: chikaden
 thinksquad
 Here is a Science fair project presented by a girt ina
 secondary school in Sussex. In it she took fitered water and
 divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boling in
 a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling
 In a microwave. Then ater cooling she used the water to
 water two identical plants to see if there would be any
 difterence in the growth between the normal boiled water and
 the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the
 structure or energy of the water may be compromised by
 class mates a number of times and had the same resut
 It has been known for some years that the problem with
 microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to wory
 about, it's how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can
 not
 it.
 Microwaves don't work different ways on different
 substances. Whatever you put into the microwave sutfers the
 same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules
 to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction
 which denatures the oniginal make-up of the substance. i
 results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and
 generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things
 that are not found in nature
 So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead
 food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating
 up milk in these Safe appliances What about the nurse i
 Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and
 accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the
 makers say it's safe. But proof is in the pictures of living
 plants dying
 NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANTASSWIPES
 SOME KID'S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC
 RESEARCH. YOUVE HEARD OF DOUBLE BLIND", RIGHT?
 CALL ME WHEN IT'S PUBLISHED IN NATURE
 or energy of the water
 what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water
 molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it
 t isn't water anymore and you would fucking notice
 the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation
 Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the difterent types of
 THE ELECTRO/VAGNETİC SPECTRUM
 CANCER
 Microwaves l nuclear reactors, so calm your tits
 ts how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not
 do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is
 a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in
 that particular organism how to make more ceils. Your body does
 not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not The
 chemicals it cares about are things lke vitamins and sugars, as
 well as inorganic shit like satl
 (You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea.
 It is ike what happens when you try an egg, which is basically a
 big glob of protein-the strands break apart and it looks like tiny
 white strings. Very cooll)
 I
 MAJUwaves dyuase uite îINeLuES เบา.IUve lastei diiu idslei
 I. just. .that is
 heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the
 Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water
 molecules in your food and they don't need to use as much heat
 Water boils at 100 C, which is just about as hot as water can get
 before it just turns into steam, but that's like the kwest setting on
 your oven. Oven-or stove-cooked food tastes different partly
 because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is
 way
 This movement causes friction
 That's not what friction is
 It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and
 generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things
 that are not found in nature
 Let's take these one at a time
 Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble So
 cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble
 vitamins (C and all the B's). Just plain heat doesn't do that,
 s0
 Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins
 (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured
 protein is stl nutritious that's why you can meet your
 protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken
 Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic
 table sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are
 very complex combinations of elements)
 Which brings me to the radiolytic compound" bullshit. When you
 talk about breaking apart, say, iron-you're talking about breaking
 down the ron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different
 than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation.
 You need shit like gamma rays-the O0OH SCARY NUCULAR
 radiation-which we've already established do not come from your
 microwave
 things that are not found in nature
 What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive
 elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells
 That's right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU
 You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long
 Tons of shit that occurs naturaly is hornibly bad for you. And tons
 of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you-
 like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications.
 PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD
 DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES ANDIOR
 DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES
 ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST
 TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE
 THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK
 OUR FUCKING PLANET
 LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your
 This was incredibly amusing to read. Thank you so much for sciencing
 achieved
I found this somewhere and just had to share

I found this somewhere and just had to share

Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future earth heavens size magnitude of event Buildings decayed Most words extinct day word wil have survived ce sheet completely mebed 6 metres higher 1000 New North Star Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris 1000 Carbon Dioxide released before 2100 New NorthStar #2 lota Cephei wins the top spot Mayan endtimes (again) Rough length of the Earth's axial tilt reversed Islamic & Gregorian calendars TEN THOUSANO YEARS Chernobyl finally safe Arecibo message KEO time capsule Lake Erie capacity to carry a fourpage messge 296,000 brightest star in the nght sky 500,000 New ice age Earth kely to have been hit day's reactors will finally be off a new global teeze glass created to dabe wa have finually degraded 50.000 exist. Everything ese gone Galactic near miss about L1 light years trom the 5,000,000 Aqulae system 125 light years from Earth have weakened to the 7200,000 Mount Rushmore eroded 8400000 LAGEOS re-entry The utellite's orbits 10,000.000 Red Sea flooded, dividing Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away 50,000,000 50,000,000 50.000.000 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be ange similar to the Himalayas 60000000 Australia and Indonesia merge effects of gravity lang periods, making orbits chaoto Atlantic ocean moving back together untbil All continents fused 600 000.000 Total solar eclpses impossible End of C3 photosynthesis way from Earthfor 1000,000,000 Game over, man End of multicellular life The Sun's luminosity inceases 10% Earthi's surface 300,000,000 End of most cellular life the poles, alowing simple lide End of Earth's magnetic field 3,500000.000 Earth like Venus dentical (read very nasty) 2800 000,000 The end of life 000,000,.000 feld mears no profection temperature its 147C All ife des-seeya 5,400000.000 Sun's hydrogen exhausted Mlomeda galany 7,900,000,000 Sun hits max radius TEN BLLION YEARS Sun white dwarf 256 times Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen 4,400,000,000 ms Sun-black dwarf 0.000,000,000 The Big Rip Local group merge Cosmic microwave background merge. The Big Bang cools from 20C tonear 1.000.000,000,000 Local group finishes merging End of star formation EN TRILION YEARS End of star formation 110,000,000.000,000 Star's Fuel Exhausted The only objects left are remnants white dearh, neutron stars, and black holes 100,000,000,000,000.000,000 Earth dies years Earth's obit have finaly decayed and it will plunge into the sun Knowledge is Beautiful Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os, Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society, designe Fabio Bergamaschi Bobylev (2010), Scientic net <p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>
Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future
 earth
 heavens
 size
 magnitude of event
 Buildings decayed Most words extinct
 day word wil have survived
 ce sheet completely mebed
 6 metres higher
 1000
 New North Star
 Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris
 1000
 Carbon Dioxide
 released before 2100
 New NorthStar #2
 lota Cephei wins the top spot
 Mayan endtimes (again)
 Rough length of the
 Earth's axial tilt reversed
 Islamic & Gregorian calendars
 TEN THOUSANO YEARS
 Chernobyl finally safe
 Arecibo message
 KEO time capsule
 Lake Erie
 capacity to carry a fourpage messge
 296,000
 brightest star in the nght sky
 500,000
 New ice age
 Earth kely to have been hit
 day's reactors will finally be
 off a new global teeze
 glass created to dabe wa
 have finually degraded
 50.000
 exist. Everything ese gone
 Galactic near miss
 about L1 light years trom the
 5,000,000
 Aqulae system 125 light
 years from Earth
 have weakened to the
 7200,000
 Mount Rushmore eroded
 8400000
 LAGEOS re-entry
 The utellite's orbits
 10,000.000
 Red Sea flooded, dividing
 Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away
 50,000,000
 50,000,000
 50.000.000
 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire
 aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be
 ange similar to the Himalayas
 60000000
 Australia and Indonesia merge
 effects of gravity
 lang periods, making orbits chaoto
 Atlantic ocean
 moving back together untbil
 All continents fused
 600 000.000
 Total solar eclpses impossible
 End of C3 photosynthesis
 way from Earthfor
 1000,000,000
 Game over, man
 End of multicellular life
 The Sun's luminosity inceases 10%
 Earthi's surface
 300,000,000
 End of most cellular life
 the poles, alowing simple lide
 End of Earth's
 magnetic field
 3,500000.000
 Earth like Venus
 dentical (read very nasty)
 2800 000,000
 The end of life
 000,000,.000
 feld mears no profection
 temperature its 147C
 All ife des-seeya
 5,400000.000
 Sun's hydrogen exhausted
 Mlomeda galany
 7,900,000,000
 Sun hits max radius
 TEN BLLION YEARS
 Sun white dwarf
 256 times
 Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen
 4,400,000,000
 ms Sun-black dwarf
 0.000,000,000
 The Big Rip
 Local group merge
 Cosmic microwave background
 merge. The
 Big Bang cools from 20C tonear
 1.000.000,000,000
 Local group finishes merging
 End of star formation
 EN TRILION YEARS
 End of star formation
 110,000,000.000,000
 Star's Fuel Exhausted
 The only objects left are remnants white
 dearh, neutron stars, and black holes
 100,000,000,000,000.000,000
 Earth dies
 years Earth's obit have finaly
 decayed and it will plunge into the sun
 Knowledge is Beautiful
 Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205
 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os,
 Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society,
 designe Fabio Bergamaschi
 Bobylev (2010), Scientic
 net
<p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>

El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo aquí, en grande.

Bad, Facts, and Fake: sixpenceee These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. gabriel-patches-titanfeather Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void acs facts--just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast, If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212 F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it. But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end there. The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more thar sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks. You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral trom which the black material men tioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool fangirlofall Reason to read urls: exhibit one funny.ce Fake news
Bad, Facts, and Fake: sixpenceee
 These swimming pools with black tiles are my
 aesthetic.
 gabriel-patches-titanfeather
 Make the black tiles out of that black material
 that absorbs all light and swim over the void
 acs facts--just-made-up
 Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs
 all light, it heats up very fast, If exposed to
 direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat
 and contains them, and can reach heats well
 over 212 F, the boiling point of water. So if you
 did coat the pool in that material, the water
 would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing
 everyone swimming in it.
 But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire
 pool of chlorinated water would release the
 chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone
 within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't
 end there.
 The release of chlorine gas combined with
 the heat of the black tiles would be more thar
 sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with
 the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with
 the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone
 in the pool boils and everyone around the pool
 dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region
 would explode with the force of a small atomic
 bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above),
 leveling about 50 city blocks.
 You'd think that would be bad enough, but get
 this
 Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays.
 Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the
 mineral trom which the black material men
 tioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol,
 a compound known as "The Zombie Drug"
 because it essentially erases the brain and
 induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It
 can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all
 who are bitten within hours
 So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in
 your pool, you would boil your friends, poison
 your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the
 globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would
 look pretty cool
 fangirlofall
 Reason to read urls: exhibit one
 funny.ce
Fake news

Fake news

Bad, Facts, and Friends: <p><a href="http://meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit.tumblr.com/post/163602444775/facts-i-just-made-up" class="tumblr_blog">meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/post/163293538578/gabriel-patches-titanfeather-sixpenceee-these" class="tumblr_blog">facts-i-just-made-up</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gabriel-patches-titanfeather.tumblr.com/post/152277760665">gabriel-patches-titanfeather</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sixpenceee.tumblr.com/post/152277639534">sixpenceee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These swimming pools with <b>black tiles</b> are my aesthetic. </p> </blockquote> <p>Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it.</p><p>But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there.</p><p>The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks.</p><p>You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this-</p><p>Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours.</p><p>So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it <i>would</i> look pretty cool.</p></blockquote> <p>This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept believing even as it got ridiculous.</p></blockquote> <p>Same</p>
Bad, Facts, and Friends: <p><a href="http://meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit.tumblr.com/post/163602444775/facts-i-just-made-up" class="tumblr_blog">meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/post/163293538578/gabriel-patches-titanfeather-sixpenceee-these" class="tumblr_blog">facts-i-just-made-up</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gabriel-patches-titanfeather.tumblr.com/post/152277760665">gabriel-patches-titanfeather</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sixpenceee.tumblr.com/post/152277639534">sixpenceee</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>These swimming pools with <b>black tiles</b> are my aesthetic. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it.</p><p>But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there.</p><p>The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks.</p><p>You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this-</p><p>Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours.</p><p>So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it <i>would</i> look pretty cool.</p></blockquote>

<p>This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept believing even as it got ridiculous.</p></blockquote>

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Memes, Harvard University, and Harvard: D-O-D DARKSIDE OF DIMENSION Makhluk Ini Bertahan Hidup hingga Matahari Mati Suatu saat nanti, Matahari pasti mati. Pusat Tata Surya diperkirakan akan tamat sekitar 5 miliar tahun lagi. Jutaan tahun sebelum bintang itu berkembang jadi 'raksasa merah, semua manusia yang ada di Bumi dipastikan binasa. Namun, bukan berarti kehidupan berakhir di muka Bumi. Ilmuwan mengatakan, ada makhluk tangguh yang masih bisa bertahan, satu-satunya spesies yang dapat bertahan hidup hingga Matahari mati. Makhluk itu adalah tardigrade atau dikenal sebagai beruang air yang ukurannya sangat kecil. Meski kecoak dianggap sebagai salah satu makhluk paling 'bandel' dapat hidup meski tak memiliki kepala, namun tardigrade dapat bertahan hidup dan akan terus berkembang selama sekitar 10 miliar tahun dalam kondisi sangat ekstrem. Organisme yang dapat ditemukan di seluruh dunia itu, dapat bertahan hidup di dalam tekanan ekstrem. Ia juga bisa hidup di ruang vakum antariksa selama beberapa hari dan hidup hingga 30 tahun tanpa makanan dan air. Ketika berada dalam kondisi beku, tardigrade, makhluk tersebut memasuki keadaan yang disebut cryptobiosis. Dalam kondisi itu, proses metabolismenya akan dimatikan dan tak menunjukkan tanda-tanda kehidupan. Hal serupa juga berlaku saat mereka berada dalam kondisi benar-benar kering. Mereka bisa berada pada keadaan tersebut sebelum dihidupkan kembali. Peneliti dari Oxford dan Harvard University menemukan bahwa kemampuan menakjubkan tardigrade, membuat mereka dapat bertahan hidup dari bencana yang dapat melenyapkan seluruh kehidupan di Bumi. Ledakan dahsyat energi elektromagnetik atau dikenal dengan semburan sinar gamma yang diduga akan terjadi jika bintang neutron bertabrakan atau lubang hitam terbentuk, dapat menjadi ancaman bagi atrdigrade. Namun, hingga saat ini tidak ada yang cukup dekat untuk menghapus spesiesnya, kecuali mimiperi. Sumber: Liputan6
Memes, Harvard University, and Harvard: D-O-D
 DARKSIDE
 OF DIMENSION
 Makhluk Ini
 Bertahan Hidup
 hingga Matahari Mati
Suatu saat nanti, Matahari pasti mati. Pusat Tata Surya diperkirakan akan tamat sekitar 5 miliar tahun lagi. Jutaan tahun sebelum bintang itu berkembang jadi 'raksasa merah, semua manusia yang ada di Bumi dipastikan binasa. Namun, bukan berarti kehidupan berakhir di muka Bumi. Ilmuwan mengatakan, ada makhluk tangguh yang masih bisa bertahan, satu-satunya spesies yang dapat bertahan hidup hingga Matahari mati. Makhluk itu adalah tardigrade atau dikenal sebagai beruang air yang ukurannya sangat kecil. Meski kecoak dianggap sebagai salah satu makhluk paling 'bandel' dapat hidup meski tak memiliki kepala, namun tardigrade dapat bertahan hidup dan akan terus berkembang selama sekitar 10 miliar tahun dalam kondisi sangat ekstrem. Organisme yang dapat ditemukan di seluruh dunia itu, dapat bertahan hidup di dalam tekanan ekstrem. Ia juga bisa hidup di ruang vakum antariksa selama beberapa hari dan hidup hingga 30 tahun tanpa makanan dan air. Ketika berada dalam kondisi beku, tardigrade, makhluk tersebut memasuki keadaan yang disebut cryptobiosis. Dalam kondisi itu, proses metabolismenya akan dimatikan dan tak menunjukkan tanda-tanda kehidupan. Hal serupa juga berlaku saat mereka berada dalam kondisi benar-benar kering. Mereka bisa berada pada keadaan tersebut sebelum dihidupkan kembali. Peneliti dari Oxford dan Harvard University menemukan bahwa kemampuan menakjubkan tardigrade, membuat mereka dapat bertahan hidup dari bencana yang dapat melenyapkan seluruh kehidupan di Bumi. Ledakan dahsyat energi elektromagnetik atau dikenal dengan semburan sinar gamma yang diduga akan terjadi jika bintang neutron bertabrakan atau lubang hitam terbentuk, dapat menjadi ancaman bagi atrdigrade. Namun, hingga saat ini tidak ada yang cukup dekat untuk menghapus spesiesnya, kecuali mimiperi. Sumber: Liputan6

Suatu saat nanti, Matahari pasti mati. Pusat Tata Surya diperkirakan akan tamat sekitar 5 miliar tahun lagi. Jutaan tahun sebelum bintang it...

Bodies , Memes, and Cholesterol: Cilantro and Chlorella can Remove 80% of Heavy Metals from the Body within 42 Days The properties of chlorella lend themselves nicely to aiding cilantro for detoxifying the body. __________________ •Chlorella is antiviral. •Chlorella binds to dioxins and other environmental toxins. •It repairs the body’s detoxification functions. •Improves glutathione – the bodies ‘master’ antioxidant. •Binds to heavy metals exceptionally well. •Alpha and gamma lineolic acids in chlorella help increase the intake of fish oil and other important fatty acids. •Methyl-coblolamine repairs the nervous system and damaged neurons which often suffer from heavy metal poisoning. •Chlorella contains the most easily absorbed form of 🚩B12🚩and B6. •Chlorella is high in 🚩amino acids🚩, and thus ideal for vegans and vegetarians. •Chlorella is able to open cell walls, which is necessary for detox processes. •Chlorella restores healthy 🚩gut flora.🚩 •Chlorella is still being studied for its detoxifying effects, since science cannot fully understand how it has developed over millions of years to be so effective in ridding the body of unwanted substances. (That's because it's made from NATURE and is not synthetic like spirulina)🤷🏿‍♂️ ____________________________________ Cilantro has its own chelation benefits: •Highly effective metal toxin binding agent and mobilizer. •Powerful anti-inflammatory. Antibacterial. •Increases HDL cholesterol and decreases LDL. •Prevents gas and bloating. •Wards off urinary tract infections. •Eases hormonal swings during menopause and menstruation. •Can reduce nausea. •Adds fiber to the digestive tract – an effective bulking agent. •Fights anemia with high levels of iron, and magnesium. •Reduces minor swelling. •Promotes liver health. •Can be used as an expectorant. ______________ Clinical studies completed recently proved that heavy metal chelation [using cilantro and chlorella] can naturally remove an average of 87% of lead, 91% of mercury, and 74% of aluminum from the body within 42 days. blackhealthmatters drsebiapproved chlorella cilantro detox metals SOURCES:http:-naturalsociety.com-proper-heavy-metal-chelation-cilantro-chlorella-
Bodies , Memes, and Cholesterol: Cilantro and Chlorella can
 Remove 80% of Heavy Metals
 from the Body within 42 Days
The properties of chlorella lend themselves nicely to aiding cilantro for detoxifying the body. __________________ •Chlorella is antiviral. •Chlorella binds to dioxins and other environmental toxins. •It repairs the body’s detoxification functions. •Improves glutathione – the bodies ‘master’ antioxidant. •Binds to heavy metals exceptionally well. •Alpha and gamma lineolic acids in chlorella help increase the intake of fish oil and other important fatty acids. •Methyl-coblolamine repairs the nervous system and damaged neurons which often suffer from heavy metal poisoning. •Chlorella contains the most easily absorbed form of 🚩B12🚩and B6. •Chlorella is high in 🚩amino acids🚩, and thus ideal for vegans and vegetarians. •Chlorella is able to open cell walls, which is necessary for detox processes. •Chlorella restores healthy 🚩gut flora.🚩 •Chlorella is still being studied for its detoxifying effects, since science cannot fully understand how it has developed over millions of years to be so effective in ridding the body of unwanted substances. (That's because it's made from NATURE and is not synthetic like spirulina)🤷🏿‍♂️ ____________________________________ Cilantro has its own chelation benefits: •Highly effective metal toxin binding agent and mobilizer. •Powerful anti-inflammatory. Antibacterial. •Increases HDL cholesterol and decreases LDL. •Prevents gas and bloating. •Wards off urinary tract infections. •Eases hormonal swings during menopause and menstruation. •Can reduce nausea. •Adds fiber to the digestive tract – an effective bulking agent. •Fights anemia with high levels of iron, and magnesium. •Reduces minor swelling. •Promotes liver health. •Can be used as an expectorant. ______________ Clinical studies completed recently proved that heavy metal chelation [using cilantro and chlorella] can naturally remove an average of 87% of lead, 91% of mercury, and 74% of aluminum from the body within 42 days. blackhealthmatters drsebiapproved chlorella cilantro detox metals SOURCES:http:-naturalsociety.com-proper-heavy-metal-chelation-cilantro-chlorella-

The properties of chlorella lend themselves nicely to aiding cilantro for detoxifying the body. __________________ •Chlorella is antiviral. ...

Bad, Facts, and Friends: fangirlofall: facts-i-just-made-up: gabriel-patches-titanfeather: sixpenceee: These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic.  Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void. Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it. But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there. The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks. You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this- Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours. So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool. Reason to read urls: exhibit one
Bad, Facts, and Friends: fangirlofall:
facts-i-just-made-up:

gabriel-patches-titanfeather:

sixpenceee:

These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. 

Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.

Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it.
But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there.
The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks.
You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this-
Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours.
So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool.


Reason to read urls: exhibit one

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