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Being Alone, Instagram, and Party: when i lost my ex at a party i found him
hooking up with another girl in the next
room
last night i lost my boyfriend at a party and
found him alone eating buffalo chicken dip
straight out of the crock pot
upgrades
If youβre not following @hormotional yet you might as well delete your Instagram! π―
If youβre not following @hormotional yet you might as well delete your Instagram! π―
Best Friend, Detroit, and Family: Max Ortiz/Detroit News via AP
FRIENDS FOREVER: When 12-year-old Kaleb Klakulak's best friend Kenneth "K.J." Gross passed away following his years-long battle against leukemia, Kaleb knew life wouldn't be the same. But when Kaleb found out K.J.'s family couldn't afford a gravestone for his friend due to medical bill expenses, he began raking leaves and doing odd jobs to help raise money to get K.J. a proper grave marker.
FRIENDS FOREVER: When 12-year-old Kaleb Klakulak's best friend Kenneth "K.J." Gross passed away following his years-long battle against leuk...
Anxiety, The Following, and Time: By the time you turn 30 you should
have at least one of the following
1.A drawer full of random cords
2. Tupperware with half the lids
missing
3. Anxiety
4. A collection of plastic bags full
of other plastic bags
5. Sleep deprivation
All of the above here ππΌ @kica.333
All of the above here ππΌ @kica.333
America, Baseball, and Family: Statement from President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania
Trump on the Passing of Former President George H.W. Bush
December 1, 2018
Melania and I join with a grieving Nation to mourn the loss of former President George H.W.
Bush, who passed away last night.
Through his essential authenticity, disarming wit, and unwavering commitment to faith, family,
and country, President Bush inspired generations of his fellow Americans to public service-to
be, in his words, "a thousand points of light" illuminating the greatness, hope, and opportunity
of America to the world
President Bush always found a way to set the bar higher. As a young man, he captained the
Yale baseball team, and then went on to serve as the youngest aviator in the United States Navy
during the Second World War. Later in life, he rose to the pinnacle of American politics as a
Congressman from Texas, envoy to China, Director of Central Intelligence, Vice President of
eight years to President Ronald Reagan, and finally President of the United States.
With sound judgement, common sense, and unflappable leadership, President Bush guided our
Nation, and the world, to a peaceful and victorious conclusion of the Cold War. As President,
he set the stage for the decades of prosperity that have followed. And through all that he
accomplished, he remained humble, following the quiet call to service that gave him a clear
sense of direction.
Along with his full life of service to country, we will remember President Bush for his devotion
to family-especially the love of his life, Barbara. His example lives on, and will continue to stir
future Americans to pursue a greater cause. Our hearts ache with his loss, and we, with the
American people, send our prayers to the entire Bush family, as we honor the life and legacy of
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Statement from President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump on the Passing of Former President George H.W. Bush
Statement from President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump on the Passing of Former President George H.W. Bush
Cute, Kris Jenner, and Lmao: Kris Jenner showing off her appearance
in Ariana Grande's Thank U, Next
music video infront of Kim
lmao thatβs actually pretty cute :) if you know any celebrities following me let me know on my DMs :-)
lmao thatβs actually pretty cute :) if you know any celebrities following me let me know on my DMs :-)
Friday, Memes, and Army: U.S. Army National Guard photo by Balinda 0'Neal Dresel)
An Alaska National Guard UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter departs Joint Base Elemendorf-Richardson to conduct an aerial site survey following Fridayβs earthquake.
An Alaska National Guard UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter departs Joint Base Elemendorf-Richardson to conduct an aerial site survey following Fri...
Jesus, Memes, and News: Vatican City
FOX
NEWS
Vatican Media via AP
chan nel
A young, deaf boy ran on stage during the pontiff's general audience Wednesday. The six-year-old child ran around, tugged on a guardβs hand and played behind the pope. Pope Francis used the child's playfulness as an opportunity to speak on freedom and following Jesus to those in attendance.
A young, deaf boy ran on stage during the pontiff's general audience Wednesday. The six-year-old child ran around, tugged on a guardβs hand ...
Blackpeopletwitter, Hello, and Samuel L. Jackson: ll Telstra
6:33 pm
Samuel L. Jackson <^
@SamuelLJackson
Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahahaha,ah
ah ah....hahahahahahahaha, some
Muthafukka tried it,ahhhhahahahaha
6:55
All Inboxes
A new report about
@SamuelLJackson has been
received.
Today at 8:18 AM
Hello,
We have received a complaint regarding your
account, @SamuelLJackson, for the following
content.
Tweet ID: 1067143100345143296
Tweet Text: Why is that Hemorrhoid threatening
to shut down the Government over a Wall
budget? What happened to "and Mexico is
gonna pay for it"??!
#ineversaΓdthat#yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker
We have investigated the reported content and
could not identify any violations of the Twitter
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Someone tried to report Samuel L. Jacksons Twitter account (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Someone tried to report Samuel L. Jacksons Twitter account (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Fail, How Many Times, and Memes: THE CARTOONS YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE ARE PROPUGIS O
ETNINIC AND
THEIR TIME. THEY MAY DEPICT SOME OF H
RACIAL PREJUDICES THAT WERE COMMONPLAGEINAMERΔ°CAN
SOCIETY. THESE DEPICTIONS WERE WRONG THEN AND ARE
WR
ONG TODAY. WHILE THE FOLLOWING DOES NOT
REPRESENT TH
RNER BROS VIEW OF TODAY'S SOCIETY
THESE CARTOON SAREΔ°BEINGPRE ENTED AS THEY WERE
ORIGINALLY GREATED BECAUSE TO DO OTHERWISE WOULD BE
MING THESE PREJUDICES NEVER EXISTED
blessedwithgloriousbutt
maycontainfeminists:
One of the best examples of artistic
integrity on a corporate scale.
wow
No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by
that last sentence.
the Censored Eleven cartoons produced by Warner Bros depicted black and Indigenous characters with incredibly degrading stereotypes, a classic example of blackface, minstrel show caricatures, and much more π¬
the Censored Eleven cartoons produced by Warner Bros depicted black and Indigenous characters with incredibly degrading stereotypes, a class...
Doctor, Sex, and Sorry: Chuck Tingle
@ChuckTingle
Following
there are infinite genders and infinite
biological sexes here and elsewhere. there
are infinite layers of reality based on infinite
events through history that create variations
in universes meaning that YES science says
there are infinite genders and sexes sorry this
is science
jaclynnicole @JaclynMaupin
Replying to @ChuckTingle @vmbellamy
There are only 2 genders. I think what you mean is "there are infinite sexual
attractions and preferences, including not being sexual at all. Asexual". Do not
confuse what turns a person on with "gender". Gender is biological. Because science
6:41 AM - 30 Aug 2018
Laci Green@gogreen18 3h
Replying to @ChuckTingle @Hey AllieMoon
there are infinite genders but there are not infinite sexes. sorry this is [actually]
science
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ScienceVet @ScienceVet2 3h
Sex is a spectrum too. See this thread of actual science. We, actual scientists,
have actually researched this.
Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle
there are infinite genders including no gender at all
2
2
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Laci Green@gogreen18 2h
i am a training clinician and hold a degree in chemistry. not an expert, but not an
idiot. yes sex is certainly a spectrum. it is a diverse bimodal distribution that
follows two developmental pathways. as scientists, it is not helpful to further
confuse the public on this topic.
8
18
ScienceVet @ScienceVet2 2h
And l'm a Ph.D. in Biochemistry published in sex differentiation and
endocrinology. This is literally my field of expertise.
4
4
80
polyglotplatypus:highlight of my day was seeing an actual doctor rip apart Known Transphobeβ’ laci green under a tweet of chuck tingle supporting trans people (and science!) and being lovely (as usual)
![Doctor, Sex, and Sorry: Chuck Tingle
@ChuckTingle
Following
there are infinite genders and infinite
biological sexes here and elsewhere. there
are infinite layers of reality based on infinite
events through history that create variations
in universes meaning that YES science says
there are infinite genders and sexes sorry this
is science
jaclynnicole @JaclynMaupin
Replying to @ChuckTingle @vmbellamy
There are only 2 genders. I think what you mean is "there are infinite sexual
attractions and preferences, including not being sexual at all. Asexual". Do not
confuse what turns a person on with "gender". Gender is biological. Because science
6:41 AM - 30 Aug 2018
Laci Green@gogreen18 3h
Replying to @ChuckTingle @Hey AllieMoon
there are infinite genders but there are not infinite sexes. sorry this is [actually]
science
29
V 135
8
ScienceVet @ScienceVet2 3h
Sex is a spectrum too. See this thread of actual science. We, actual scientists,
have actually researched this.
Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle
there are infinite genders including no gender at all
2
2
56
Laci Green@gogreen18 2h
i am a training clinician and hold a degree in chemistry. not an expert, but not an
idiot. yes sex is certainly a spectrum. it is a diverse bimodal distribution that
follows two developmental pathways. as scientists, it is not helpful to further
confuse the public on this topic.
8
18
ScienceVet @ScienceVet2 2h
And l'm a Ph.D. in Biochemistry published in sex differentiation and
endocrinology. This is literally my field of expertise.
4
4
80
polyglotplatypus:highlight of my day was seeing an actual doctor rip apart Known Transphobeβ’ laci green under a tweet of chuck tingle supporting trans people (and science!) and being lovely (as usual)](https://pics.esmemes.com/chuck-tingle-chucktingle-following-there-are-infinite-genders-and-infinite-37909080.png)
polyglotplatypus:highlight of my day was seeing an actual doctor rip apart Known Transphobeβ’ laci green under a tweet of chuck tingle suppor...
Donald Trump, Family, and Memes: JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images
"[I'm thankful] for having a great family,
and for having made a tremendous
difference in this country"
President Donald Trump
During a question and answer session following a teleconference with members of the military on Thanksgiving, President Donald Trump described what he is most thankful for.
![Donald Trump, Family, and Memes: JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images
"[I'm thankful] for having a great family,
and for having made a tremendous
difference in this country"
President Donald Trump
During a question and answer session following a teleconference with members of the military on Thanksgiving, President Donald Trump described what he is most thankful for.](https://pics.esmemes.com/jim-watson-afp-getty-images-im-thankful-for-having-a-great-family-37907200.png)
During a question and answer session following a teleconference with members of the military on Thanksgiving, President Donald Trump describ...
Community, Shit, and Thank You: alexis nedd
alexisthenedd
Following
the most potentially illegal thing i do
regularly is go to the community garden
in my apartment building at night and
prune complete strangers' tomato
plants because their city asses don't
and the tomatoes don't deserve that
0:58 AM-9 Aug 2018
85 Retweets 1,179 Likes 0338) 9
know shit about maintaining new growtlh
Tweet your reply
alexis nedd Galexisthenedd-Aug 9
very occasionally i take a single basil leaf from the most successful plant in the
garden just to sniff on my way back up the stairs to my apartment, as a form of
payment
great-tweets
textbook chaotic good
alexisthenedd
Thank you to everyone in the comments calling me a faerie
Thank you to everyone in the comments calling me a faerie. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2R5a2PB
Thank you to everyone in the comments calling me a faerie. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2R5a2PB
Community, Shit, and Thank You: alexis nedd
alexisthenedd
Following
the most potentially illegal thing i do
regularly is go to the community garden
in my apartment building at night and
prune complete strangers' tomato
plants because their city asses don't
and the tomatoes don't deserve that
0:58 AM-9 Aug 2018
85 Retweets 1,179 Likes 0338) 9
know shit about maintaining new growtlh
Tweet your reply
alexis nedd Galexisthenedd-Aug 9
very occasionally i take a single basil leaf from the most successful plant in the
garden just to sniff on my way back up the stairs to my apartment, as a form of
payment
great-tweets
textbook chaotic good
alexisthenedd
Thank you to everyone in the comments calling me a faerie
Thank you to everyone in the comments calling me a faerie.
Thank you to everyone in the comments calling me a faerie.
Instagram, Memes, and Santa: Can't take niggas no where
look scared asf
Santa
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Ducks, National Geographic, and Mind: lan Sausage (@stephenjmolloy 3s
@NatGeo Can you please follow me
back so I can DM you? I've got some
new research that is going to blow your
mind!
t1.
Following
National Geographic
@NatGeo Follows you
Ducks don't actually float. Their
legs are so long that they are able
to walk on the river bed.
3:27 pm
@NatGeo
You are blocked from following
New format with potential. You can edit the third frame. via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2PFIcgm
New format with potential. You can edit the third frame. via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2PFIcgm
Bad, Crime, and Police: PROSECUTORS KEPT ON BEING ANNOYING, THEN
THE POLICE DOG GAVE THIS HILARIOUS RESPONSE
The legal system can be tricky sometimes.
Sometimes a misunderstanding can result
in some interesting situations. And this is
what happened at the West Midlands
Police Department.
The Crown Prosecution Service (CPS)
insisted in getting a statement from
Officer PC Peach related to an altercation
he had with a criminal. The problem is, PC
Peach is actually a police dog. When CPS
persisted with their demands to get a
statement despite being told that PC
Peach was a K9 officer, the department
decided to send them the following
statement they so badly wanted.
RESTRICTED (When Complete)
4011
Crime Ref. No
WITNESS STATEMENT
(CJACt 1967.s.MCAt 10.ssSA()aand S8 Crminal Procesure Ruies 2005, Rule 27.1
uPC PEACH
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Bad Man
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Sgnsture:
It's hard to believe the prosecutors
couldn't understand why a German
Shepherd couldn't give a statement.
Share PC Peach's hilarious statement
with others.
epicjohndoe:
Genius Response From A Police Dog
epicjohndoe: Genius Response From A Police Dog
Grandma, Lol, and Memes: Thanksgiving dinner is at my house
on Nov. 24 at 3:00pm. Let me know
if you're coming. Hope to see you
all. Of course that includes Amanda
& Justin.
Who is those
Your grandma
Grandma? Can I have a picture
Of who?
You lol
@thetastelessgentlemen is the best account you're not following!!
@thetastelessgentlemen is the best account you're not following!!
Ass, Friends, and Memes: If every black person went and bought an AR-15 tomorrow they'd be banned by
the end of the week
UR a Smart Ass, Carl
Following
cleflore23
Replying to @BruddaJones @originalspin @EyesOnTheRight
I'm black and I've been buying AR-15s for the
last 4 years. Last I checked, only liberals have
been trying to stop me from buying them.
12:31 AM- 15 Nov 2018
Gotta say, I have a few friends who would agree... the Progressive Demonrats will have you believe that us "white privileged" males are racist, but we really don't care about color of skin, only the code you live by! Stop the madness... spay or neuter a Progressive today!
Gotta say, I have a few friends who would agree... the Progressive Demonrats will have you believe that us "white privileged" males are raci...