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Fight To The Death: Dear Portsmouth, NH and Bspecially the Parking Clerk s
 Last June I had a walking arourn
 my girlfriend. I bought t
 puppets. We stopped in cute shops, ate a popov
 nice.
 erful day walking around in your historic downtown with
 wo puppets, who turned out to be gay. Just kidding, they're
 er and saw Black David Cross. It was
 dshield was a ticket. “What could
 ll the
 Then - when we returned to our car on my win
 this possibly be for?" I thought. I paid for three hou
 two-_
 rs of parking (but only used
 you're welcome, Portsmouth), Is it a crime in Portsmouth to not use a
 wiyou bought? How'd you know I'd be back early? Do you have a PreCrime
 division? Why are your
 PreCops working on traffic tickets? Shouldn't they be out
 or'eventing Street Performers before they happen? But, no. I read the violation
 backed into a spot and wer
 07
 direction
 e fined $15 for being "parked in wrong
 What kind of a horses&eit charge is that? It's illegal to back into a spot? Before I em-
 barrass
 and not considered a part of Iran?
 You're probably thinking, "We
 you'd simply first gone to the City Clerk's Office website, clicked on City of Ports-
 myself, I want to make sure that Porismouth is still inside the United States
 ll, if before visiting Portsmouth, like everyone else -
 mouth
 Ordinances and looked in Chapter Seven - Vehicles, Trafflc and Parking. Right
 in section 7.316: BACK TO CURB it says, 'No vehiole shall remain backed up
 to the curb." Similarly, if you had gone to my website before I came to your city and
 clicked on Eugene's Ordinances, you'd know that
 Don't Steal My Money" in section 8.2
 in Chapter One under "F%#k You
 15 it says, "F%#k you don't steal my money."
 But even if I had
 not an official copy
 no area code? Am I
 gone to your website - it states that the online ordinances are
 that for the official ordinances, I have to call 610-7245. Why
 calling from a local payphone in 1986? But instead, I foolishly
 around for signs, both real and from God. I saw nothing, but I heard God's
 and he said, "This is f%#xing bull$&it. You need to write them a letter."
 voice,
 Lastly, as you know,
 New Hampshire's state motto is General John Stark's cele-
 brated quote, "Live Free or Die," which he famously said before attempting the first
 recorded self-BJ. If John Stark was alive today, he would be 287 years old - also,
 right after learning about cars, General Stark would then be disgusted to discover
 that Portsmouth doesn't even give people the freedom to back into a spot- which
 by your own state's twisted logic, turns my $15 ticket- into a fight to the death.
 With Great Disappointment In You
 Eugene Mirma
 Paid for by Eugene Mirman
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