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Advice, Apparently, and Best Friend: My [23M] girlfriend [23F of one year draws erotic comics featuring me and my best friend [23M] by 3rfjdsf self.relationship_advice /relationship_advice 6 hours ago 4 comments 207 points l accidentally found a folder with these drawings at her place the other day. She had already left for work so I had some time to thoroughly study them. IThey are drawn in manga style, so they read from right to left which took me a short time to figure out. There were three different stories, all involving some sort of plot (in one of them it s mentioned that my girlfriend is out of town to visit he parents so my friend decides to crash at my place, even- tually he confesses his love to me and things escalate from there ...) and eventually leading to sex (like full on pornographic drawings), all featuring as the protagonists me and my best (male) friend; she can draw us quite well but also didnt bother to change the names or anything I had known that she draws stuff and is quite good at it but I had never imagined that some of it was like this I guess she likes to imagine me and my friend being together? We are kind of close, like we hang out all the time, we even hug sometimes, support and try to cheer the other up when he's feeling down and have even joked about dating each other if we didn't have girlfriends. However these were purely jokes since we are both straight. And it's silly but I've been reading these three stories and always it's me who's being seduced, like l always get the submissive role. Which really shouldn't bother me that much but to be honest I just don't like that my girlfriend apparently sees me like that. I'm not sure where to go from here Should I confront her about it or just leave it be? l'm also not sure if I should tell my friend about it, we usually tell each other everything but l fear it might weird him out. tl;dr: Girlfriend draws erotic comics featuring me and my best friend. Not sure whether to bring it up but finding out about it made me feel quite uncomfortable jackmeatington: IM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR This is the best thing I’ve read all day; Im logging off to reflect and think about this some more. 
Advice, Apparently, and Best Friend: My [23M] girlfriend [23F of one year draws erotic
 comics featuring me and my best friend [23M]
 by 3rfjdsf self.relationship_advice
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 6 hours ago
 4 comments
 207 points
 l accidentally found a folder with these drawings at her
 place the other day. She had already left for work so I had
 some time to thoroughly study them. IThey are drawn
 in manga style, so they read from right to left which took
 me a short time to figure out. There were three different
 stories, all involving some sort of plot (in one of them it
 s mentioned that my girlfriend is out of town to visit he
 parents so my friend decides to crash at my place, even-
 tually he confesses his love to me and things escalate
 from there ...) and eventually leading to sex (like full on
 pornographic drawings), all featuring as the protagonists
 me and my best (male) friend; she can draw us quite well
 but also didnt bother to change the names or anything
 I had known that she draws stuff and is quite good at it
 but I had never imagined that some of it was like this
 I guess she likes to imagine me and my friend being
 together? We are kind of close, like we hang out all the
 time, we even hug sometimes, support and try to cheer
 the other up when he's feeling down and have even joked
 about dating each other if we didn't have girlfriends.
 However these were purely jokes since we are both
 straight.

 And it's silly but I've been reading these three stories and
 always it's me who's being seduced, like l always get the
 submissive role. Which really shouldn't bother me that
 much but to be honest I just don't like that my girlfriend
 apparently sees me like that.
 I'm not sure where to go from here Should I confront her
 about it or just leave it be? l'm also not sure if I should tell
 my friend about it, we usually tell each other everything
 but l fear it might weird him out.
 tl;dr: Girlfriend draws erotic comics featuring me and my
 best friend. Not sure whether to bring it up but finding out
 about it made me feel quite uncomfortable
jackmeatington:
IM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR
This is the best thing I’ve read all day; Im logging off to reflect and think about this some more. 

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 day?
 Me: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life
 Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father
 Odin! What has occured to cause this agony?
 Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has
 sacred book
 been misplaced. How can we keep Valhalla intact without our
 Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been
 taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to you! I fear it
 is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things. I shall have
 your fortune retuned to you and thereafter we can begin to
 create a new quest in order to get the book back to you
 Me: Very well my son.
 Amazon: Allow me some time to round up my allies and
 complete this please Father
 Me: Do it for me Thor, but most importantly do it for the
 mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book
 Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You
 now need to reinstate the book into your archive so that you
 may yet receive it soon
 I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings
 can move
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Beef, Facts, and Ignorant: BEFORE YOU SAY ONE MORE DAMN WORD ABOUT TRAYVON Read the details about the actual night of the shooting. All facts point to Trayvon violently attacking Zimmerman before he was shot. This has NOTHING to do with race, profiling or hoodies you bunch of dumbasses. Thank you. <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://entropic-dissonance.tumblr.com/post/55019360109/talkstraight-proudblackconservative">entropic-dissonance</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://talkstraight.tumblr.com/post/55019073751/proudblackconservative-redbloodedamerica">talkstraight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/55018590345/redbloodedamerica-namebetterdays">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/55018115175/namebetterdays-redbloodedamerica-im-getting">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://namebetterdays.tumblr.com/post/55010258403">namebetterdays</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/55002605952/im-getting-really-sick-of-hearing-about-that-sham">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m getting really sick of hearing about that sham of a trial. It’s embarrassing to watch and hear ignorant people irrationally react to it.</p> </blockquote> <p>Zimmerman wasn’t violently attacked his injuries don’t coincide with what he said happened.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh yeah? Prove it.  Go on, scour all the legitimate news sources that haven’t already changed their story.  Maybe you’ll learn you have no idea what you’re talking about.</p> </blockquote> <p>His injuries weren’t anything close to life threatening, his story was inconsistent (e.g. claims about no address being visible), and these pictures don’t prove a damn thing. They weren’t taken at the scene of the incident. Zimmerman went after Martin <em>against </em> police orders. I’m not a dumbass. I’m not a race-baiter. I do check my facts. Thank you very much.</p> </blockquote> <p>The thing people tend to forget about self-defense laws is they have nothing to do with level of injury.  What justifies someone in defending themselves is whether or not they believed their life was in danger of an imminent serious bodily injury or death.</p> <p>All the photographs or injuries do is provide collaborative evidence of one person’s version of events about how an attack or altercation happened at one moment in time…they do nothing as far as determining if that person felt his life was in danger.</p> <p>They can also be used as reasons why a person felt in danger but, at the same time, a person who was never physically touched and received zero injuries can still defend themselves by killing another person as long as they truly believed that, by not acting, they would have been in immediate danger of serious bodily injury or death.</p> </blockquote> <p>in fact isn’t the law in Florida written so that you are justified if you were simply in fear of your life.</p> </blockquote> <p>I do know that. But it has to be &ldquo;reasonable fear&rdquo;, not just &ldquo;that person made me nervous so I took a shot.&rdquo; Now what constitutes reasonable fear? It&rsquo;s a hairy issue for sure. But my main beef is that there would have been no attack if Zimmerman had not <strong><em>pursued what he thought was a suspicious individual against police orders.</em></strong> He was told to <em><strong>stay in his car</strong></em>. There was <em><strong>no reason for him to follow Martin</strong></em>. He placed himself in a potentially dangerous situation unnecessarily. Nobody knows exactly what happened then, but it was very poorly investigated. These are the real issues in this case. No one should be able to shoot somebody and then tell the police &ldquo;I thought he was a threat.&rdquo; and have the police go &ldquo;&lsquo;kay, seems legit. Peace!&rdquo; Otherwise anybody could go around shooting anyone else whenever they felt like it. If the police hadn&rsquo;t bombed the investigation, this wouldn&rsquo;t have become nearly as big a thing. </p>
Beef, Facts, and Ignorant: BEFORE YOU SAY ONE MORE
 DAMN WORD ABOUT TRAYVON
 Read the details about the actual night of the shooting. All facts point to Trayvon
 violently attacking Zimmerman before he was shot. This has NOTHING to do with
 race, profiling or hoodies you bunch of dumbasses. Thank you.
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://entropic-dissonance.tumblr.com/post/55019360109/talkstraight-proudblackconservative">entropic-dissonance</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://talkstraight.tumblr.com/post/55019073751/proudblackconservative-redbloodedamerica">talkstraight</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/55018590345/redbloodedamerica-namebetterdays">proudblackconservative</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/55018115175/namebetterdays-redbloodedamerica-im-getting">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://namebetterdays.tumblr.com/post/55010258403">namebetterdays</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/55002605952/im-getting-really-sick-of-hearing-about-that-sham">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>I’m getting really sick of hearing about that sham of a trial. It’s embarrassing to watch and hear ignorant people irrationally react to it.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Zimmerman wasn’t violently attacked his injuries don’t coincide with what he said happened.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Oh yeah? Prove it.  Go on, scour all the legitimate news sources that haven’t already changed their story.  Maybe you’ll learn you have no idea what you’re talking about.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>His injuries weren’t anything close to life threatening, his story was inconsistent (e.g. claims about no address being visible), and these pictures don’t prove a damn thing. They weren’t taken at the scene of the incident. Zimmerman went after Martin <em>against </em> police orders. I’m not a dumbass. I’m not a race-baiter. I do check my facts. Thank you very much.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>The thing people tend to forget about self-defense laws is they have nothing to do with level of injury.  What justifies someone in defending themselves is whether or not they believed their life was in danger of an imminent serious bodily injury or death.</p>
<p>All the photographs or injuries do is provide collaborative evidence of one person’s version of events about how an attack or altercation happened at one moment in time…they do nothing as far as determining if that person felt his life was in danger.</p>
<p>They can also be used as reasons why a person felt in danger but, at the same time, a person who was never physically touched and received zero injuries can still defend themselves by killing another person as long as they truly believed that, by not acting, they would have been in immediate danger of serious bodily injury or death.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>in fact isn’t the law in Florida written so that you are justified if you were simply in fear of your life.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I do know that. But it has to be &ldquo;reasonable fear&rdquo;, not just &ldquo;that person made me nervous so I took a shot.&rdquo; Now what constitutes reasonable fear? It&rsquo;s a hairy issue for sure. But my main beef is that there would have been no attack if Zimmerman had not <strong><em>pursued what he thought was a suspicious individual against police orders.</em></strong> He was told to <em><strong>stay in his car</strong></em>. There was <em><strong>no reason for him to follow Martin</strong></em>. He placed himself in a potentially dangerous situation unnecessarily. Nobody knows exactly what happened then, but it was very poorly investigated. These are the real issues in this case. No one should be able to shoot somebody and then tell the police &ldquo;I thought he was a threat.&rdquo; and have the police go &ldquo;&lsquo;kay, seems legit. Peace!&rdquo; Otherwise anybody could go around shooting anyone else whenever they felt like it. If the police hadn&rsquo;t bombed the investigation, this wouldn&rsquo;t have become nearly as big a thing. </p>

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