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facebook friends: 17:17 1 13 hrs I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a pending order of protection, we'll say is named Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw her. I immediately went home and scoured the internet to find out more information about her. I figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and engage her in conversation regarding them l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame how name tags don't include last names. All I had to go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most women are scared to give out their number to a stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy, but if someone asked you out on a date after looking you up and learning your phone number without you having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of thinking, anyway. After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to do something romantic that would build up to me asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let me text her without revealing my actual number. The app allowed me to change my number at will O Write a comment... GF) )> 7 17:17 1 3 app allowed me to change my number at will, essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was a good idea since she might think it's just one of her friends messing with her and block it right away. This would grant me the ability to remain a complete enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to stick to that. My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I sent her another text that said, "l can see you right now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had texted her over three hundred times in just a few days She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all messages contained text, some were just pictures of her that l took while she was at work to let her know that I was actually there Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to Michelle while she was at the counter and told her that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy! Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me O Write a comment... GF) )> 7 17:17 1 13 hrs while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me until police arrivedd The police said that the detainment was lawful, which meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The police also told me that she's filing for an order of protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's. Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her all the time is something to call the police over, then she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After spending some time thinking about it, I realized that he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that it's not you, it's them O Write a comment... GIF 7 The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism
facebook friends: 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the
 street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I
 noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair
 skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a
 pending order of protection, we'll say is named
 Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw
 her. I immediately went home and scoured the
 internet to find out more information about her. I
 figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and
 engage her in conversation regarding them
 l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame
 how name tags don't include last names. All I had to
 go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to
 Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was
 able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l
 realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was
 visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most
 women are scared to give out their number to a
 stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy,
 but if someone asked you out on a date after looking
 you up and learning your phone number without you
 having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of
 that person since they already know your personal
 info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of
 thinking, anyway.
 After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to
 do something romantic that would build up to me
 asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let
 me text her without revealing my actual number. The
 app allowed me to change my number at will
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 3
 app allowed me to change my number at will,
 essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was
 a good idea since she might think it's just one of her
 friends messing with her and block it right away. This
 would grant me the ability to remain a complete
 enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text
 her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too
 excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to
 stick to that.
 My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of
 your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later
 that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I
 sent her another text that said, "l can see you right
 now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had
 texted her over three hundred times in just a few days
 She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all
 messages contained text, some were just pictures of
 her that l took while she was at work to let her know
 that I was actually there
 Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at
 all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday
 was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask
 her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to
 Michelle while she was at the counter and told her
 that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed
 as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy!
 Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He
 jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 until police arrivedd
 The police said that the detainment was lawful, which
 meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting
 the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to
 almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd
 take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The
 police also told me that she's filing for an order of
 protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's.
 Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember
 that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If
 she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her
 all the time is something to call the police over, then
 she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After
 spending some time thinking about it, I realized that
 he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself
 that it's not you, it's them
 O
 Write a comment...
 GIF
 7
The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism

The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism

facebook friends: SHOULD I UNFRIEND THIS PERSON? HOW BADIS the COMMENT/POST? LOUD AND WRONG OR BIGOTED MEME OR VIDEO SLURS/HATE SPEECH THEIR HEART IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE BUT IT'S LOW-KEY FUCKED UP YIKES. Is this a first offense or... THEY KEEP SLIPPIN' AND I'M OVER IT Ain't nobody got time for that Do you know them IRL? NO YES They're usually on point. I dunno WHAT THE HELL is goin' on. SEE? This is why we don't friend randos How often do you see them? Weddings & holidays, ALL THE TIME! We Not that often but It's been a few We work saw the Black Panther we're friendly years & I haven't together THIS FOOL IS MY FAMILY doc together. They should know better. missed them What did I tell you about adding coworkers? SHIT. Aw damn. Leave a “not cool. Let's talk offline" then talk to them offline. Do you have time energy to talk to them? YES NO Don't sweat it. Make a mental note, check the chart next time. "Hey this isn't cool/appropriate, here's a link for more info. UNFRIENDING WILL CAUSE TOO MUCH DRAMA Change your privacy settings & restrict them from leaving comments. Franchesca Ramsey, WeLL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY @chescaleigh chescaleigh: With my book release less than a week away, I’m excited to share an excerpt from “Well, That Escalated Quickly” on Shondaland, the new Shonda Rhimes lifestyle site, which includes handy “Should I unfriend this person?” flowchart. As we all know, Facebook has changed many of our lives, relationships and businesses for better aaaand for worse. So I made a handy flowchart to help you decide when to cut the cord with your Facebook friends.   Unfriended! from Well, That Escalated Quickly (via Shondaland) And don’t forget #WTEQ will be available in hardcover, digital and audiobook on 5/22 at your favorite local retailers! Visit wteqbook.com to pre-order, get tour dates and more!
facebook friends: SHOULD I UNFRIEND THIS PERSON?
 HOW BADIS the COMMENT/POST?
 LOUD AND WRONG
 OR BIGOTED MEME
 OR VIDEO
 SLURS/HATE SPEECH
 THEIR HEART IS IN
 THE RIGHT PLACE
 BUT IT'S LOW-KEY
 FUCKED UP
 YIKES.
 Is this a first
 offense or...
 THEY KEEP SLIPPIN' AND
 I'M OVER IT
 Ain't nobody got
 time for that
 Do you know
 them IRL?
 NO
 YES
 They're usually on point. I
 dunno WHAT THE HELL
 is goin' on.
 SEE? This is why we
 don't friend randos
 How often do you
 see them?
 Weddings & holidays, ALL THE TIME! We Not that often but It's been a few We work
 saw the Black Panther we're friendly years & I haven't together
 THIS FOOL IS
 MY FAMILY
 doc together. They
 should know better.
 missed them
 What did I tell you
 about adding
 coworkers?
 SHIT.
 Aw damn. Leave a “not
 cool. Let's talk offline"
 then talk to them offline.
 Do you have time energy
 to talk to them?
 YES
 NO
 Don't sweat it. Make
 a mental note, check
 the chart next time.
 "Hey this isn't
 cool/appropriate,
 here's a link for
 more info.
 UNFRIENDING WILL
 CAUSE TOO MUCH DRAMA
 Change your privacy settings & restrict
 them from leaving comments.
 Franchesca Ramsey, WeLL, THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
 @chescaleigh
chescaleigh:
With my book release less than a week away, I’m excited to share an excerpt from “Well, That Escalated Quickly” on Shondaland, the new Shonda Rhimes lifestyle site, which includes handy “Should I unfriend this person?” flowchart. As we all know, Facebook has changed many of our lives, relationships and businesses for better aaaand for worse. So I made a handy flowchart to help you decide when to cut the cord with your Facebook friends.  
Unfriended! from Well, That Escalated Quickly (via Shondaland)
And don’t forget #WTEQ will be available in hardcover, digital and audiobook on 5/22 at your favorite local retailers! Visit wteqbook.com to pre-order, get tour dates and more!

chescaleigh: With my book release less than a week away, I’m excited to share an excerpt from “Well, That Escalated Quickly” on Shondalan...

facebook friends: Can I Say The N-Werd aflowchart which describes you the closest? ol blac white a person of color but not black or mixed with ac NOPE never do what you want not even whilenot even if singing along it ends in a no excuses instead of-r thatis hoveeveryonekepit out keep it out "that's how everyoneof your talks where i'm from mouth aflowchart which describes you the closest? white abetsontblolor ori with blac or mixed with but not black o what you want <p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/165448203506/slytherinconservative-libertarirynn-saw-the" class="tumblr_blog">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://slytherinconservative.tumblr.com/post/165448124984/libertarirynn-saw-the-original-on-a-facebook" class="tumblr_blog">slytherinconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165447941064/saw-the-original-on-a-facebook-friends-wall-she" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Saw the original on a Facebook friend’s wall. She is of course white but for some reason thinks it’s her job to “stand up” for people like me. I made some adjustments.</p></blockquote> <p style="">i dont get why black people say it at all tbh<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t get why everyone doesn’t say it.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t say it often, but if I feel like saying I say it. And if someone else says it I may or may not like it but it’s not my job to decide what they get to say. In fact it&rsquo;s always kind of hilarious to me when people like to say &ldquo;you *can&rsquo;t* say that&rdquo;. Like what the fuck are you going to do about it? Bottom line it’s a word and you’re a grown ass person so say what you want and I’ll decide whether not I’ll hang out with you.</p>
facebook friends: Can I Say The N-Werd
 aflowchart
 which describes you
 the closest?
 ol
 blac
 white
 a person of color
 but not black
 or mixed with
 ac
 NOPE
 never
 do what
 you want
 not even whilenot even if
 singing along it ends in a
 no
 excuses
 instead of-r
 thatis hoveeveryonekepit out
 keep it out
 "that's how everyoneof your
 talks where
 i'm from
 mouth

 aflowchart
 which describes you
 the closest?
 white abetsontblolor ori with
 blac
 or mixed with
 but not black
 o what
 you want
<p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/165448203506/slytherinconservative-libertarirynn-saw-the" class="tumblr_blog">equestrianrepublican</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://slytherinconservative.tumblr.com/post/165448124984/libertarirynn-saw-the-original-on-a-facebook" class="tumblr_blog">slytherinconservative</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165447941064/saw-the-original-on-a-facebook-friends-wall-she" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Saw the original on a Facebook friend’s wall. She is of course white but for some reason thinks it’s her job to “stand up” for people like me. I made some adjustments.</p></blockquote>
<p style="">i dont get why black people say it at all tbh<br/></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I don’t get why everyone doesn’t say it.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I don’t say it often, but if I feel like saying I say it. And if someone else says it I may or may not like it but it’s not my job to decide what they get to say. In fact it&rsquo;s always kind of hilarious to me when people like to say &ldquo;you *can&rsquo;t* say that&rdquo;. Like what the fuck are you going to do about it? Bottom line it’s a word and you’re a grown ass person so say what you want and I’ll decide whether not I’ll hang out with you.</p>

<p><a href="http://equestrianrepublican.tumblr.com/post/165448203506/slytherinconservative-libertarirynn-saw-the" class="tumblr_blog">equ...