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face off: AT D The Two Champs Face Off & Remix a Hip Hop track 😩🤣 🔊Via Ludacris - Stand Up wilderfury
face off: AT D
The Two Champs Face Off & Remix a Hip Hop track 😩🤣 🔊Via Ludacris - Stand Up wilderfury

The Two Champs Face Off & Remix a Hip Hop track 😩🤣 🔊Via Ludacris - Stand Up wilderfury

face off: HISTORY h What Greek goddess is known for being the most beautiful? zabchan: the-musical-cc: angelrin89: true-king-of-monsters: luxy-lightning: thestrangedaysofkrei: knitmeapony: 28weekslaterhater: knitmeapony: ravenclawslibrary: smurflewis: DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head. And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.” If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down. Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else. I heartily endorse this alternative answer. I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.” #because Hades really wasn’t that bad No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what.  ZUES’S THUNDER COCK To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’ reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME
face off: HISTORY
 h
 What Greek goddess is known for
 being the most beautiful?
zabchan:

the-musical-cc:

angelrin89:

true-king-of-monsters:

luxy-lightning:

thestrangedaysofkrei:

knitmeapony:

28weekslaterhater:

knitmeapony:

ravenclawslibrary:

smurflewis:

DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.

I heartily endorse this alternative answer.

I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”



#because Hades really wasn’t that bad
No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what. 

ZUES’S THUNDER COCK

To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’


reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME

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face off: US and Soviet tanks face off at Checkpoint Charlie in Berlin (1961)
face off: US and Soviet tanks face off at Checkpoint Charlie in Berlin (1961)

US and Soviet tanks face off at Checkpoint Charlie in Berlin (1961)

face off: Battle Of The Grannies: Jalen Rose's 100-Year- Old Grandma Calls Out Loyola-Chicago's Sister Jean Ahead of Saturday Night's March Madnes:s Match-Up: "ts Over @balleralert 35 MICHIGAN RASKETRA Battle Of The Grannies: Jalen Rose’s 100-Year-Old Grandma Calls Out Loyola-Chicago’s Sister Jean Ahead of Saturday Night’s March Madness Match-Up: “It’s Over” – blogged by @MsJennyb (swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As the 2018 NCAA Division I Men’s Basketball Tournament comes to an end, the beef between fans of the final four is heating up. However, with the unexpected success of the No. 11 seed, and the subsequent rise to fame of the team’s 98-year-old chaplain, fans are ready to knock the team off its high horse. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In fact, former Michigan basketball star Jalen Rose’s 100-year-old grandmother is not here for the Cinderella story. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Sunday night, Mary Belle Hicks took to Instagram to share a message with America’s newest celebrity, Sister Jean. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Sister Jean, it’s been a good ride,” Hicks said. “But it’s over Saturday. Go Blue.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Loyola-Chicago is set to face off against the No. 3 seed, Michigan in the last games before the championship. But, who live to battle it out for the championship game?
face off: Battle Of The Grannies: Jalen Rose's 100-Year-
 Old Grandma Calls Out Loyola-Chicago's Sister
 Jean Ahead of Saturday Night's March Madnes:s
 Match-Up: "ts Over @balleralert
 35
 MICHIGAN
 RASKETRA
Battle Of The Grannies: Jalen Rose’s 100-Year-Old Grandma Calls Out Loyola-Chicago’s Sister Jean Ahead of Saturday Night’s March Madness Match-Up: “It’s Over” – blogged by @MsJennyb (swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As the 2018 NCAA Division I Men’s Basketball Tournament comes to an end, the beef between fans of the final four is heating up. However, with the unexpected success of the No. 11 seed, and the subsequent rise to fame of the team’s 98-year-old chaplain, fans are ready to knock the team off its high horse. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In fact, former Michigan basketball star Jalen Rose’s 100-year-old grandmother is not here for the Cinderella story. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Sunday night, Mary Belle Hicks took to Instagram to share a message with America’s newest celebrity, Sister Jean. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Sister Jean, it’s been a good ride,” Hicks said. “But it’s over Saturday. Go Blue.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Loyola-Chicago is set to face off against the No. 3 seed, Michigan in the last games before the championship. But, who live to battle it out for the championship game?

Battle Of The Grannies: Jalen Rose’s 100-Year-Old Grandma Calls Out Loyola-Chicago’s Sister Jean Ahead of Saturday Night’s March Madness...

face off: Steve Kerr Explains Why The Warriors Will Not Be Visiting Trump's White House: "It's a Human Respect Issue" @balleralert Read More: www.balleralert.com Steve Kerr Explains Why The Warriors Will Not Be Visiting Trump’s White House: “It’s a Human Respect Issue” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just months before SteveKerr and the Golden State Warriors head to Washington, D.C. for what would have been the tradition championship trip to the White House, the team’s coach revealed the reason why the trip will only be in the city to face off against the Washington Wizards. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During an interview with CNN’s David Axelrod, Kerr said the team would not be visiting Donald Trump’s White House after the Celebrity-in-chief rescinded StephCurry’s invitation. Although Curry had already announced that he would rather not take part in the traditional trip, Trump, in an effort to have the final say, uninvited the team’s captain. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, just ahead of the scheduled trip, Steve Kerr is opening up about the team’s decision not to go. He revealed that “times have changed," and said "the whole dynamic" of the White House visit has "shifted entirely." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I've been lucky to visit the White House with, I think, four different presidents, President Reagan, President Clinton, both President Bushes," he said. "I didn't always agree with their policy, but I never once thought 'Oh my gosh, I'm not going to go because I disagree with, you know, immigration or some foreign policy or tax reform'," he said, revealing that the actual issue is a “human respect issue.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "With all of those presidents that I mentioned, they were all above reproach in terms of their respect for their fellow man, and their respect for the office. And I don't think any of us see that right now," he continued. "It's difficult to reconcile that and just say we'll put all that aside. You know, he can make fun of handicapped people, he can, you kno......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
face off: Steve Kerr Explains Why The Warriors Will
 Not Be Visiting Trump's White House: "It's a
 Human Respect Issue"
 @balleralert
 Read More: www.balleralert.com
Steve Kerr Explains Why The Warriors Will Not Be Visiting Trump’s White House: “It’s a Human Respect Issue” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just months before SteveKerr and the Golden State Warriors head to Washington, D.C. for what would have been the tradition championship trip to the White House, the team’s coach revealed the reason why the trip will only be in the city to face off against the Washington Wizards. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During an interview with CNN’s David Axelrod, Kerr said the team would not be visiting Donald Trump’s White House after the Celebrity-in-chief rescinded StephCurry’s invitation. Although Curry had already announced that he would rather not take part in the traditional trip, Trump, in an effort to have the final say, uninvited the team’s captain. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now, just ahead of the scheduled trip, Steve Kerr is opening up about the team’s decision not to go. He revealed that “times have changed," and said "the whole dynamic" of the White House visit has "shifted entirely." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I've been lucky to visit the White House with, I think, four different presidents, President Reagan, President Clinton, both President Bushes," he said. "I didn't always agree with their policy, but I never once thought 'Oh my gosh, I'm not going to go because I disagree with, you know, immigration or some foreign policy or tax reform'," he said, revealing that the actual issue is a “human respect issue.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "With all of those presidents that I mentioned, they were all above reproach in terms of their respect for their fellow man, and their respect for the office. And I don't think any of us see that right now," he continued. "It's difficult to reconcile that and just say we'll put all that aside. You know, he can make fun of handicapped people, he can, you kno......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Steve Kerr Explains Why The Warriors Will Not Be Visiting Trump’s White House: “It’s a Human Respect Issue” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...

face off: CTRL @prodbyCTRL "I'm on my period nooo0 First of all, I eat my steak medium rare. Lay ya ass down Never trust a chick who says she doesn’t give head unless you do it first. its a TRAP. i repeat with a capital T R A P, TRAP. The first time i ate pussy i was high as fuck. PUSSY HAS Tremendous power. It can make a Rich man poor, a honest man a liar, turn a homie into a bitch nigga. Pussy can change the atmosphere of a room and makes the world go around, don’t argue me. Pussy can taste like sugar, spice and everything nice or it can taste like sour eggs and spoiled turkey theres no in between. Pussy is probably the cutest and ugliest thing on the planet. it can look like a cute little pokemon cave that you would want to explore or like the face of a deadspace monster. It comes in all shapes and sizes. I had this one girl ready for me to eat her Pussy like a chinese buffet. It was my first time and i was shy. Its nasty to put your mouth on someones private parts where I’m from. I gave it a yolo. I swore the pussy looked at me and moved. It squirmed like it had some shit to say. All my regret started to come to my head and i wanted to back out but i was just thinking of the suculent head i will received after I complete the task at hand. Im face to face with the pussy at this point I tried peaking inside but it was too dark and i aint wanna fog up my glasses. I slowly go for a kiss… The pussy bites my whole face off. I felt like i was in a scary movie scene. It wouldn’t let go. I tried tapping out when i heard shorty let out a evil diabolical laugh. Bitches can’t be trusted. I needed help and it wasn’t no where in sight. i was beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I Crip walked to the light and right before i touched it my head was spit out. I flew across the room with very minimal signs of life. I looked like one of Cells victims after he spits them out. I look up barely gasping for AIr. A smile creeps on my face as i anticipate my turn for the mean succc. “ My turn” i begin unbuckling my pants when the pussy lets out a mean roar of “Noooo”. Her pussy wings expanded out and she flapped out of the window. I never seen this girl again. She left her purse. I ordered pizza with her money. Bitch played her self. Never trust these hoes.
face off: CTRL
 @prodbyCTRL
 "I'm on my period nooo0
 First of all, I eat my steak
 medium rare. Lay ya ass down
Never trust a chick who says she doesn’t give head unless you do it first. its a TRAP. i repeat with a capital T R A P, TRAP. The first time i ate pussy i was high as fuck. PUSSY HAS Tremendous power. It can make a Rich man poor, a honest man a liar, turn a homie into a bitch nigga. Pussy can change the atmosphere of a room and makes the world go around, don’t argue me. Pussy can taste like sugar, spice and everything nice or it can taste like sour eggs and spoiled turkey theres no in between. Pussy is probably the cutest and ugliest thing on the planet. it can look like a cute little pokemon cave that you would want to explore or like the face of a deadspace monster. It comes in all shapes and sizes. I had this one girl ready for me to eat her Pussy like a chinese buffet. It was my first time and i was shy. Its nasty to put your mouth on someones private parts where I’m from. I gave it a yolo. I swore the pussy looked at me and moved. It squirmed like it had some shit to say. All my regret started to come to my head and i wanted to back out but i was just thinking of the suculent head i will received after I complete the task at hand. Im face to face with the pussy at this point I tried peaking inside but it was too dark and i aint wanna fog up my glasses. I slowly go for a kiss… The pussy bites my whole face off. I felt like i was in a scary movie scene. It wouldn’t let go. I tried tapping out when i heard shorty let out a evil diabolical laugh. Bitches can’t be trusted. I needed help and it wasn’t no where in sight. i was beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I Crip walked to the light and right before i touched it my head was spit out. I flew across the room with very minimal signs of life. I looked like one of Cells victims after he spits them out. I look up barely gasping for AIr. A smile creeps on my face as i anticipate my turn for the mean succc. “ My turn” i begin unbuckling my pants when the pussy lets out a mean roar of “Noooo”. Her pussy wings expanded out and she flapped out of the window. I never seen this girl again. She left her purse. I ordered pizza with her money. Bitch played her self. Never trust these hoes.

Never trust a chick who says she doesn’t give head unless you do it first. its a TRAP. i repeat with a capital T R A P, TRAP. The first t...

face off: Rebecca Sugar confirms long-standing theory on podcast: gems we only know as fusions, like Garnet, have single-gem equivalents u/inasnowboundland Bam From the podcast:"Is it possible to have a Garnet not be a fusion?" "Absolutely, but they would look differently than the fusion." According to AlexB9598W, Rebecca Sugar just confirmed there are non-fusion versions of Garnet, presumably on Homeworld. That is, instead of being made of a combination of gems, this type of Garnet seems to come out of the kindergarten existing as a single-gem from the start Kapow!!! I think we can expect the same to be true for all other gems we only know as fusions. Thanks Rebecca Sugar for finally confirming this theor awarding those who supported the theory .5 points in the imaginary fandom-wide Theory Face-off Scorecard. This revelation will inspire fan artists to guess what a non-fusion Garnet, non-fusion Malachite, non-fusion Sardonyx, non- fusion Sugilite, non-fusion Smoky Quartz, etc. would look SOURCE /r/stevenuniverse/comments/71ic8x/ep_10_of_the_steven universe podcast_rebecca_and/dnawv2l/ milky-red: loycos: pearlssardonyx: lizzy-mun: pearlssardonyx: Well this is huge. Imagine a non fusion Malachite or Sugilite or honestly all of them. So does that mean that you could also get gems like an amethyst as fusion? Intesting! I really don’t know Does that mean certain gems can fuse to make a Diamond? Cause that would be weird. If that’s the case, then it’s no wonder why cross-gem fusion is taboo on homeworld
face off: Rebecca Sugar confirms long-standing theory
 on podcast: gems we only know as fusions, like
 Garnet, have single-gem equivalents
 u/inasnowboundland
 Bam
 From the podcast:"Is it possible to have a Garnet not be a
 fusion?" "Absolutely, but they would look differently than the
 fusion."
 According to AlexB9598W, Rebecca Sugar just confirmed
 there are non-fusion versions of Garnet, presumably on
 Homeworld. That is, instead of being made of a
 combination of gems, this type of Garnet seems to come
 out of the kindergarten existing as a single-gem from the
 start
 Kapow!!! I think we can expect the same to be true for all
 other gems we only know as fusions.
 Thanks Rebecca Sugar for finally confirming this theor
 awarding those who supported the theory .5 points in the
 imaginary fandom-wide Theory Face-off Scorecard. This
 revelation will inspire fan artists to guess what a non-fusion
 Garnet, non-fusion Malachite, non-fusion Sardonyx, non-
 fusion Sugilite, non-fusion Smoky Quartz, etc. would look
 SOURCE
 /r/stevenuniverse/comments/71ic8x/ep_10_of_the_steven
 universe podcast_rebecca_and/dnawv2l/
milky-red:
loycos:

pearlssardonyx:


lizzy-mun:


pearlssardonyx:
Well this is huge. Imagine a non fusion Malachite or Sugilite or honestly all of them.
So does that mean that you could also get gems like an amethyst as fusion?


Intesting! I really don’t know 


Does that mean certain gems can fuse to make a Diamond? Cause that would be weird.

If that’s the case, then it’s no wonder why cross-gem fusion is taboo on homeworld

milky-red: loycos: pearlssardonyx: lizzy-mun: pearlssardonyx: Well this is huge. Imagine a non fusion Malachite or Sugilite or hones...