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Woke up to Leonard freaking out jumping
on me trying to lick my face at 5 am
(which he never does), before I realized
the fire alarm was going off, and there was
smoke in the hallway of my apartment
complex. We evacuated and everyone is
safe.
13/10 VERY GOOD BOY. @dog_rates
Doggo saves human
Doggo saves human
Life, Los Angeles, and Meaning: everyone needs a friend!
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Life, Love, and Kids: "I've been forced to explain homosexuality
to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because their
uncle is gay. This incredibly difficult and
traumatic experience went as follows:
Child: Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere
with Pete?
Me: Because they're in love, just like
Mummy and Daddy are.
Child: Oh. Can I have a biscuit?
We're all scarred for life. Scarred, I tell you!"
Modern day society everyone š
Modern day society everyone š
Funny, Group Chat, and Chat: When you say hi in the group chat
and everyone starts roasting you
for no reason
Tag your group chat! š Song: āSwitch Lanesā by @AsaiahZiv
Tag your group chat! š Song: āSwitch Lanesā by @AsaiahZiv
Aww, Cats, and Saw: r/aww
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Staying at an AirBnB and I woke up
to their kitten this morning licking my
face. Instant 5 star review
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1h
Hi everyone! We are the ones with the air bnb! For
those mentioning allergies, it is mentioned when
you view our house about the cats (we have 3) so if
you are allergic or don't like cats for some reason,
you don't have to book with us! We also make sure
to mention to anyone who stays here before hand
that we have cats just incase they missed it in the
listing! :) you also have the option of letting us
know if you're okay with having the cats out or we
will kindly put them away in our room for your stay!
Also for those wondering how we trust our guests,
we live in the home as well! When you book with
us, you have to have verification so if something
happens, air bnb covers our backs! But we trusts
our guests:) I'm so glad you enjoyed your stay u/
Tan-zania! And we know Oliver is looking forward
to your stay here again!
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I'm glad you guys saw this! Thanks for the great
stay, everything was awesome. (First booked
person too)
awesomacious:
Wholesome AirBnB and guest
awesomacious: Wholesome AirBnB and guest
Drinking, Pregnant, and Puppies: Garfield creator Jim Davis says a 1990 comic strip has been
widely misunderstood, and that it does not show Garfield's
owner, Jon Arbuckle, drinking a cup of dog semen.
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Have yall seen this Garfield where Jon drinks
dog semen? What a great comic
HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE, JON."
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CONGRATOLATIONS, U ARE GOING TO GIVE BIRTH TO
MR. ARBUCKLE
A FINE, HEALTHY LITTER OF
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PUPPIES!
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Thank you to the marn
who gave me 20p in the car
park at West Middlesex Hospital
last Tuesday morning when I found
myself short for parking. Thanks to you
I was able to see my father alive for the
last time. He died that afternoon.
Farah, London
awesomacious:
Always be kind to everyone that you meet.
awesomacious: Always be kind to everyone that you meet.
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u/mrbignaughtyboy S 2.9h
Everyone is sad that after 15
years Opportunity has died
without finding life on Mars
When in reality there may be
billions of teenie tiny Martians
celebrating that they finally
killed the marauding invader
after 15 years.
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Autofrotic 9h
Considering how it was supposed to only
last for 90 days, maybe they used their
technology to prolong Opportunity's life
and are mourning with us
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This theory on Opportunityās death :ā(
This theory on Opportunityās death :ā(
Life, Fuck, and Raccoon: t sarah schauer
@SJSchauer
Coworker: we'd like to introduce you
to the new hires with some
icebreakers! Where was everyone
born?
Me, immediately: in a dumpster.my
mom is a raccoon. I only hissed for the
first 5 years of my life. I can't read.
Coworker, mouthing: shut the fuck up
Dump of some things that made me laugh
Dump of some things that made me laugh
Chicago, Family, and News: This guy put his divorce on his resume
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Secretary, June 2008 August 2011
*Typed documents such as correspondence, drafts, memos, and emails, and prepared 3 reports
weekly for management
Opened, sorted, and distributed incoming messages and correspondence
Purchased and maintained office supply inventories, and being careful to adhere to budgeting
practices
to whom and when they could speak with specific individuals
Recorded, tanscribed and distributed minut
in
NATALIE'S EX-HUSBAND, Boston, MA
April 2005-Present
Managed considerable emotional stress during legal negotiations.
Negotiated, Sorted, and distributed furniture and appliances from our old house to her new
home.
Invented new scheduling technique between our family members to break the news, in which I
brought everyone together at once and just kept it real.
Developed new breathing techniques to prevent public breakdowns.
Learned a valuable lesson.
DUCATION
RIVER BROOK UNIVERSITY, Chicago, IL
Bachelor of Arts in
@drgrayfang is by FAR the most savage page on IG š„
@drgrayfang is by FAR the most savage page on IG š„
Beautiful, Creepy, and Game of Thrones: Bran
Tell Sansa Littlefinger got father killed.
Tell Sansa that on is a Targaryen.
Tell Sansa the white walkers are closer than everyone
thinks.
Tell Sansa she 1ooked beautiful the night she was
horrifically raped. <Smile.>
game-of-thrones-fans:
Branās just next level creepy at this point
game-of-thrones-fans: Branās just next level creepy at this point
Game of Thrones, Tumblr, and Blog: Oberyn, before his fight with the Mountain: Today is not the day I die
Everyone watching the show for the second time:
game-of-thrones-fans:
I mean, thereās dying, and then thereās DYING.
game-of-thrones-fans: I mean, thereās dying, and then thereās DYING.
