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![Drinking Coffee: Wake up early. Drink coffee. Work
hard. Be ambitious. Keep your
priorities straight, your mind right
and your head up. Do well, live well
and dress really well. Do what you
love, love what you do. It is time to
start living."
Good morning 😃 Don't forget to smile... [ Tag Someone ] 📷 @gentlemensmagazine](https://pics.esmemes.com/wake-up-early-drink-coffee-work-hard-be-ambitious-keep-12824835.png)
![Drinking Coffee: Oh my gosh
I l II
@Dr Smashlove
Ooh Bruh she fancy. I call her Alexandra Victoria McFloofyfluff the 14th of Strasbourg u feel me? Alexa for short. Alexa only drink coffee if it's a single origin coffee bean. Alexa got that extremely expensive soap pumper in her shower and u showering there nervous AF like "I don't see a bar of soap, all I see is this fancy shit and I'm a soapy type of dude but I'm afraid imma waste it so I gotta be hella judicious with her L'Occitane soap pumper when I'm scrubbing my PP so I don't offend her by depleting half of this $25 bottle 😫." U feel me Bruh? Alexa got a record player. Like u step out the shower and she playing a rare jazz record and u trying not to look unimpressive because u mainly only listen to Gucci Mane and 21 Savage so u like "wow this is a nice vibe ... I like ... jazz ... music" and u praying to God like "please Allah don't let her test my Jazz knowledge ion know shit about it" an she just like "yeah this is Duke [Ellington - but she just call him Duke] at Côte d'Azur. This is a rare hi fi recording. I had to fly to Paris to find this in a record store there. Worth it." And u just like "I have clearly had sex with someone 78x cooler than me idk how I got in this situation but imma mainly shut up so I don't say anything uncool and then get deleted-blocked. Imma lay this pipe with sincerity and focus and hope my uncoolness remain hidden" 😂. Shout to u Alexa. U real fancy. I fucks with your aesthetic. Upgrade me. Have me wearing slim fit APC jeans, my body is ready (ayeeee not too slim tho - this dangalang gotta breathe ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂)](https://pics.esmemes.com/oh-my-gosh-i-l-ii-dr-smashlove-ooh-bruh-12552494.png)
