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dojo: AngryMan @AngryManTV Had a really proud dad moment today Dropped my oldest off at school at 7:30. Helped her carry her project board to the classroom. She was like You coming back at 8:30 for my presentation?" Told her I couldn't cuz I had a 9am meeting in the office 20:10 18 Mar 19 Twitter for Android 5,479 Retweets 15.1K Likes AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h Gave her a hug & kiss, then prayed with her but knew she was disappointed. Drove back home & got dressed for work. Was driving to the Metro when I detoured to her school Grabbed my work phone & sent an email telling them l'd be in after 10 97 tl 184 1,384 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h As hard as I worked with her on that project and rehearsing that presentation, I had to be there. I needed to support my baby girl. Work could wait. O12 t 182 1,956 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h I hit her teacher with a Class Dojo (parents know... LOL) message letting her know I was coming."Please don't let her present without me there" I said. I got to the school at like 8:45, signed in & ran down the hall AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h I walked in the classroom as another young man was doing his presentation. My daughter was sitting there at her desk listening. She saw me and lit up. The glow damn near brought tears to my eyes. A big bright smile came to her face. Her teacher also saw me and smiled 96 tl 270 3,320 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h A few more kids did there presentations and then my daughter was up. Man, listen. She killed it!! Everything we had practiced and then some. She was articulate, spoke clearly and loudly. She answered all questions from other students with ease 2 th 188 2,667 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h When she finished and sat back down,I walked over to her desk, gave her a quick kiss on the forehead & told her "Amazing job!!". 93 t 132 1,535 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h Another one of my partners was there supporting his son. That dude had just got off work after working a 12 hours overnight shift, but was there to see his lil' man. I stayed and watched his son's presentation. AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h Afterwards we left and just talked about the sacrifices we make as fathers and how often we're overlooked. I appreciate the brothas in my circle. Great fathers who care 96 t 270 2,991 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h I left the school and got to work at like 10:45 I ain't care what nobody had to say. Nothing else mattered. An overwhelming feeling of pride has been with me all day. I look forward to getting home to give her another big hug and listen to her tell her story 9115 355 5,602 The single most wholesome thread ever
dojo: AngryMan
 @AngryManTV
 Had a really proud dad moment today
 Dropped my oldest off at school at
 7:30. Helped her carry her project
 board to the classroom. She was
 like You coming back at 8:30 for my
 presentation?" Told her I couldn't cuz I
 had a 9am meeting in the office
 20:10 18 Mar 19 Twitter for Android
 5,479 Retweets 15.1K Likes
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 Gave her a hug & kiss, then prayed with her
 but knew she was disappointed. Drove back
 home & got dressed for work. Was driving to
 the Metro when I detoured to her school
 Grabbed my work phone & sent an email
 telling them l'd be in after 10
 97 tl 184 1,384
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 As hard as I worked with her on that project
 and rehearsing that presentation, I had to be
 there. I needed to support my baby girl. Work
 could wait.
 O12 t 182 1,956
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 I hit her teacher with a Class Dojo (parents
 know... LOL) message letting her know I was
 coming."Please don't let her present without
 me there" I said. I got to the school at like
 8:45, signed in & ran down the hall
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 I walked in the classroom as another young
 man was doing his presentation. My daughter
 was sitting there at her desk listening. She
 saw me and lit up. The glow damn near
 brought tears to my eyes. A big bright smile
 came to her face. Her teacher also saw me
 and smiled
 96 tl 270 3,320
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 A few more kids did there presentations and
 then my daughter was up. Man, listen. She
 killed it!! Everything we had practiced and
 then some. She was articulate, spoke clearly
 and loudly. She answered all questions from
 other students with ease
 2 th 188 2,667
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 When she finished and sat back down,I
 walked over to her desk, gave her a quick kiss
 on the forehead & told her "Amazing job!!".
 93 t 132 1,535
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 Another one of my partners was there
 supporting his son. That dude had just got off
 work after working a 12 hours overnight shift,
 but was there to see his lil' man. I stayed and
 watched his son's presentation.
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 Afterwards we left and just talked about the
 sacrifices we make as fathers and how often
 we're overlooked. I appreciate the brothas in
 my circle. Great fathers who care
 96 t 270 2,991
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 I left the school and got to work at like 10:45
 I ain't care what nobody had to say. Nothing
 else mattered. An overwhelming feeling of
 pride has been with me all day. I look forward
 to getting home to give her another big hug
 and listen to her tell her story
 9115
 355 5,602
The single most wholesome thread ever

The single most wholesome thread ever

dojo: AngryMan @AngryManTV Had a really proud dad moment today. Dropped my oldest off at school at 7:30. Helped her carry her project board to the classroom. She was like "You coming back at 8:30 for my presentation?" Told her I couldn't cuz had a 9am meeting in the office. 4:10 PM 3/18/19 Twitter for Android 16.1K Retweets 46K Likes AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h Replying to @AngryManTV Gave her a hug & kiss, then prayed with her, but knew she was disappointed. Drove back home & got dressed for work. Was driving to the Metro when I detoured to her school. Grabbed my work phone & sent an email telling them I'd be in after 10. 16 4,026 t1450 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h As hard as I worked with her on that project and rehearsing that presentation, I had to be there. I needed to support my baby girl. Work could wait. 16 t3491 5,557 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h I hit her teacher with a Class Dojo (parents know... LOL) message letting her know I was coming. "Please don't let her present without me there" I said. I got to the school at like 8:45, signed in & ran down the hall. 3,894 10 t385 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h I walked in the classroom as another young man was doing his presentation. My daughter was sitting there at her desk listening. She saw me and lit up. The glow damn near brought tears to my eyes. A big bright smile came to her face. Her teacher also saw me and smiled. 14 8,838 t1727 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h A few more kids did there presentations and then my daughter was up. Man, listen. She killed it!! Everything we had practiced and then some. She was articulate, spoke clearly and loudly. She answered all questions from other students with ease 93 7010 t507 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h When she finished and sat back down, I walked over to her desk, gave her a quick kiss on the forehead & told her "Amazing job!!" 94 t.370 4,236 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h Another one of my partners was there supporting his son. That dude had just got off work after working a 12 hours overnight shift, but was there to see his lil' man. I stayed and watched his son's presentation. 93 t.520 7,009 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h Afterwards we left and just talked about the sacrifices we make as fathers and how often we're overlooked. I appreciate the brothas in my circle. Great fathers who care. 15 t1738 8,086 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h I left the school and got to work at like 10:45. I ain't care what nobody had to say. Nothing else mattered. An overwhelming feeling of pride has been with me all day. I look forward to getting home to give her another big hug and listen to her tell her story. 217 t1947 16K This is what being a real father is all about! Dads don’t sometimes get recognized so this warmed my heart
dojo: AngryMan
 @AngryManTV
 Had a really proud dad moment today.
 Dropped my oldest off at school at
 7:30. Helped her carry her project
 board to the classroom. She was like
 "You coming back at 8:30 for my
 presentation?" Told her I couldn't cuz
 had a 9am meeting in the office.
 4:10 PM 3/18/19 Twitter for Android
 16.1K Retweets 46K Likes
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 Replying to @AngryManTV
 Gave her a hug & kiss, then prayed with
 her, but knew she was disappointed.
 Drove back home & got dressed for
 work. Was driving to the Metro when I
 detoured to her school. Grabbed my
 work phone & sent an email telling them
 I'd be in after 10.
 16
 4,026
 t1450
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 As hard as I worked with her on that
 project and rehearsing that presentation,
 I had to be there. I needed to support my
 baby girl. Work could wait.
 16
 t3491
 5,557
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 I hit her teacher with a Class Dojo
 (parents know... LOL) message letting
 her know I was coming. "Please don't let
 her present without me there" I said. I
 got to the school at like 8:45, signed in &
 ran down the hall.
 3,894
 10
 t385
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 I walked in the classroom as another
 young man was doing his presentation.
 My daughter was sitting there at her
 desk listening. She saw me and lit up.
 The glow damn near brought tears to my
 eyes. A big bright smile came to her face.
 Her teacher also saw me and smiled.
 14
 8,838
 t1727
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 A few more kids did there presentations
 and then my daughter was up. Man,
 listen. She killed it!! Everything we had
 practiced and then some. She was
 articulate, spoke clearly and loudly. She
 answered all questions from other
 students with ease
 93
 7010
 t507
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 When she finished and sat back down, I
 walked over to her desk, gave her a quick
 kiss on the forehead & told her "Amazing
 job!!"
 94
 t.370
 4,236
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 Another one of my partners was there
 supporting his son. That dude had just
 got off work after working a 12 hours
 overnight shift, but was there to see his
 lil' man. I stayed and watched his son's
 presentation.
 93
 t.520
 7,009
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 Afterwards we left and just talked about
 the sacrifices we make as fathers and
 how often we're overlooked. I appreciate
 the brothas in my circle. Great fathers
 who care.
 15
 t1738
 8,086
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 I left the school and got to work at like
 10:45. I ain't care what nobody had to
 say. Nothing else mattered. An
 overwhelming feeling of pride has been
 with me all day. I look forward to getting
 home to give her another big hug and
 listen to her tell her story.
 217
 t1947
 16K
This is what being a real father is all about! Dads don’t sometimes get recognized so this warmed my heart

This is what being a real father is all about! Dads don’t sometimes get recognized so this warmed my heart

dojo: AngryMarn @AngryManTV Had a really proud dad moment today Dropped my oldest off at school at 7:30. Helped her carry her project board to the classroom. She was like You coming back at 8.3O for my presentation?" Told her l couldn't cuz l had a 9am meeting in the office 4:10 PM 3/18/19 Twitter for Android 16.1K Retweets 46K Likes AngryMan @AngryManTV. 23h Replying to @AngryManTV Gave her a hug & kiss, then prayed with her, but knew she was disappointed Drove back home & got dressed for work. Was driving to the Metro when I detoured to her school. Grabbed my work phone & sent an email telling them I'd be in after 10. 16 450 4,026 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h As hard as I worked with her on that project and rehearsing that presentation I had to be there. I needed to support my baby girl. Work could wait. 916 t49 5,557 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h I hit her teacher with a Class Dojo (parents know.. LOL) message letting her know I was coming. "Please don't let her present without me there" I said. I got to the school at like 8:45, signed in & ran down the hall t2385 3,894 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h I walked in the classroom as another young man was doing his presentation. My daughter was sitting there at her desk listening. She saw me and lit up The glow damn near brought tears to my eyes. A big bright smile came to her face Her teacher also saw me and smiled 14 t727 8,838 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h A few more kids did there presentations and then my daughter was up. Man, listen. She killed it!! Everything we had practiced and then some. She was articulate, spoke clearly and loudly. She answered all questions from other students with ease 93 507 7010 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h When she finished and sat back down, I walked over to her desk, gave her a quick kiss on the forehead & told her "Amazing job!!" t370 4,236 4 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h Another one of my partners was there supporting his son. That dude had just got off work after working a 12 hours overnight shift, but was there to see his lil man. I stayed and watched his son's presentation. 520 7009 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h Afterwards we left and just talked about the sacrifices we make as fathers and how often we're overlooked. I appreciate the brothas in my circle. Great fathers who care 15 738 8,086 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h I left the school and got to work at like 10:45. I ain't care what nobody had to say. Nothing else mattered. An overwhelming feeling of pride has been with me all day. I look forward to getting home to give her another big hug and listen to her tell her story This is what being a real father is all about! Dads don’t sometimes get recognized so this warmed my heart by WVUGuy29 MORE MEMES
dojo: AngryMarn
 @AngryManTV
 Had a really proud dad moment today
 Dropped my oldest off at school at
 7:30. Helped her carry her project
 board to the classroom. She was like
 You coming back at 8.3O for my
 presentation?" Told her l couldn't cuz l
 had a 9am meeting in the office
 4:10 PM 3/18/19 Twitter for Android
 16.1K Retweets 46K Likes
 AngryMan @AngryManTV. 23h
 Replying to @AngryManTV
 Gave her a hug & kiss, then prayed with
 her, but knew she was disappointed
 Drove back home & got dressed for
 work. Was driving to the Metro when I
 detoured to her school. Grabbed my
 work phone & sent an email telling them
 I'd be in after 10.
 16
 450
 4,026
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 As hard as I worked with her on that
 project and rehearsing that presentation
 I had to be there. I needed to support my
 baby girl. Work could wait.
 916 t49 5,557
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 I hit her teacher with a Class Dojo
 (parents know.. LOL) message letting
 her know I was coming. "Please don't let
 her present without me there" I said. I
 got to the school at like 8:45, signed in &
 ran down the hall
 t2385
 3,894
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 I walked in the classroom as another
 young man was doing his presentation.
 My daughter was sitting there at her
 desk listening. She saw me and lit up
 The glow damn near brought tears to my
 eyes. A big bright smile came to her face
 Her teacher also saw me and smiled
 14 t727 8,838
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 A few more kids did there presentations
 and then my daughter was up. Man,
 listen. She killed it!! Everything we had
 practiced and then some. She was
 articulate, spoke clearly and loudly. She
 answered all questions from other
 students with ease
 93 507 7010
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 When she finished and sat back down, I
 walked over to her desk, gave her a quick
 kiss on the forehead & told her "Amazing
 job!!"
 t370
 4,236
 4
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 Another one of my partners was there
 supporting his son. That dude had just
 got off work after working a 12 hours
 overnight shift, but was there to see his
 lil man. I stayed and watched his son's
 presentation.
 520 7009
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 Afterwards we left and just talked about
 the sacrifices we make as fathers and
 how often we're overlooked. I appreciate
 the brothas in my circle. Great fathers
 who care
 15 738 8,086
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 23h
 I left the school and got to work at like
 10:45. I ain't care what nobody had to
 say. Nothing else mattered. An
 overwhelming feeling of pride has been
 with me all day. I look forward to getting
 home to give her another big hug and
 listen to her tell her story
This is what being a real father is all about! Dads don’t sometimes get recognized so this warmed my heart by WVUGuy29
MORE MEMES

This is what being a real father is all about! Dads don’t sometimes get recognized so this warmed my heart by WVUGuy29 MORE MEMES

dojo: AngryMan @AngryManTV Had a really proud dad moment today Dropped my oldest off at school at 7:30. Helped her carry her project board to the classroom. She was like You coming back at 8:30 for my presentation?" Told her I couldn't cuz I had a 9am meeting in the office 20:10 18 Mar 19 Twitter for Android 5,479 Retweets 15.1K Likes AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h Gave her a hug & kiss, then prayed with her but knew she was disappointed. Drove back home & got dressed for work. Was driving to the Metro when I detoured to her school Grabbed my work phone & sent an email telling them l'd be in after 10 97 tl 184 1,384 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h As hard as I worked with her on that project and rehearsing that presentation, I had to be there. I needed to support my baby girl. Work could wait. O12 t 182 1,956 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h I hit her teacher with a Class Dojo (parents know... LOL) message letting her know I was coming."Please don't let her present without me there" I said. I got to the school at like 8:45, signed in & ran down the hall AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h I walked in the classroom as another young man was doing his presentation. My daughter was sitting there at her desk listening. She saw me and lit up. The glow damn near brought tears to my eyes. A big bright smile came to her face. Her teacher also saw me and smiled 96 tl 270 3,320 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h A few more kids did there presentations and then my daughter was up. Man, listen. She killed it!! Everything we had practiced and then some. She was articulate, spoke clearly and loudly. She answered all questions from other students with ease 2 th 188 2,667 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h When she finished and sat back down,I walked over to her desk, gave her a quick kiss on the forehead & told her "Amazing job!!". 93 t 132 1,535 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h Another one of my partners was there supporting his son. That dude had just got off work after working a 12 hours overnight shift, but was there to see his lil' man. I stayed and watched his son's presentation. AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h Afterwards we left and just talked about the sacrifices we make as fathers and how often we're overlooked. I appreciate the brothas in my circle. Great fathers who care 96 t 270 2,991 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h I left the school and got to work at like 10:45 I ain't care what nobody had to say. Nothing else mattered. An overwhelming feeling of pride has been with me all day. I look forward to getting home to give her another big hug and listen to her tell her story 9115 355 5,602 The single most wholesome thread ever
dojo: AngryMan
 @AngryManTV
 Had a really proud dad moment today
 Dropped my oldest off at school at
 7:30. Helped her carry her project
 board to the classroom. She was
 like You coming back at 8:30 for my
 presentation?" Told her I couldn't cuz I
 had a 9am meeting in the office
 20:10 18 Mar 19 Twitter for Android
 5,479 Retweets 15.1K Likes
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 Gave her a hug & kiss, then prayed with her
 but knew she was disappointed. Drove back
 home & got dressed for work. Was driving to
 the Metro when I detoured to her school
 Grabbed my work phone & sent an email
 telling them l'd be in after 10
 97 tl 184 1,384
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 As hard as I worked with her on that project
 and rehearsing that presentation, I had to be
 there. I needed to support my baby girl. Work
 could wait.
 O12 t 182 1,956
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 I hit her teacher with a Class Dojo (parents
 know... LOL) message letting her know I was
 coming."Please don't let her present without
 me there" I said. I got to the school at like
 8:45, signed in & ran down the hall
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 I walked in the classroom as another young
 man was doing his presentation. My daughter
 was sitting there at her desk listening. She
 saw me and lit up. The glow damn near
 brought tears to my eyes. A big bright smile
 came to her face. Her teacher also saw me
 and smiled
 96 tl 270 3,320
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 A few more kids did there presentations and
 then my daughter was up. Man, listen. She
 killed it!! Everything we had practiced and
 then some. She was articulate, spoke clearly
 and loudly. She answered all questions from
 other students with ease
 2 th 188 2,667
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 When she finished and sat back down,I
 walked over to her desk, gave her a quick kiss
 on the forehead & told her "Amazing job!!".
 93 t 132 1,535
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 Another one of my partners was there
 supporting his son. That dude had just got off
 work after working a 12 hours overnight shift,
 but was there to see his lil' man. I stayed and
 watched his son's presentation.
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 Afterwards we left and just talked about the
 sacrifices we make as fathers and how often
 we're overlooked. I appreciate the brothas in
 my circle. Great fathers who care
 96 t 270 2,991
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 I left the school and got to work at like 10:45
 I ain't care what nobody had to say. Nothing
 else mattered. An overwhelming feeling of
 pride has been with me all day. I look forward
 to getting home to give her another big hug
 and listen to her tell her story
 9115
 355 5,602
The single most wholesome thread ever

The single most wholesome thread ever

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dojo: Jlas
 @kmakhald
 :Joel" fals all aojb fawgay
 JLely caloll dojo lawgai
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 a
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dojo: I started going to the dojo when I was in sixth grade. It was a very masculine environment; there weren't a lot of other girls there but the male senseis who ran the place were great guys and t genuinely loved having female students because we were such a rarity Now back in sixth grade I was tinier even than what I am now and now I'm only 5'2. Then I was probably even under 5'0. I mean I was a squirt of a kid. But I loved to fight; I loved to be in the ring,I loved the adrenaline rush and I loved having punches hurled at me. It was fun for me. Our dojo did full-contact sparring, which was pretty brutal. These were the only rules: e you must wear a mouth guard and gloves e no hits below the belt That's pretty much it. Anyway every Thursday was Fight Night, where all we did was spar each other. And on my First Night Sensei Diven-who has since passed, bless his soul-paired me up with this really cocky and assholish brown belt to show me the ropes a little. This brown belt kid was bigger than me by a lot; he must have been at least six feet and twice my weight. But man was I excited to get into the ring! I had a fight boiling in my blood Now, Sensei Diven was not a stupid man and he hated high- ranking kids that showed a bad attitude. This kid had a bad attitude. So he must have seen the evil gleam in my eye from a mile away and decided it was time for a little improvisation. Anyway, Sensei yelled, "Start!" and I leapt into fight stance and the other kid didn't even put his hands up. He was laughing at me sneering, the whole nine yards. "I'll give you a free one." he joked and he slapped his side. "You barely weigh 100 pounds and you're a girl. So go ahead, little girl. Hit me." And I hit him. I cocked my leg up as high as it would go and roundhouse kicked him right in the ribs with all of my might and all of the contempt I felt for his stupid cocky face which was covered in ugly-ass freckles and his nasty- ass braces. And I heard a crack Like a real snap! sound. And the kid has a look of surprise on his face like it was nobody's business, and then he goes right to the floor like a sack of potatoes Now, Sensei Diven leisurely strolls over from the group of black belts who are laughing their asses off at me, the tiny little white belt, sending my Goliath to the floor. I mean they're laughing so hard they look like they're about to pee themselves. They think it's a game. And in his great booming voice he hollers Brown Belt! Why are you on the floor? Do you not see this white belt has been assigned to fight you And meanwhile he is just crying. I broke one of his ribs And Sensei Diven just squats down next to this poor kid and whispers, "Don't you know that women are made of pain? IAM SCREAMING 25,284 notes What little girls are made ofomg-humor.tumblr.com
dojo: I started going to the dojo when I
 was in sixth grade. It was a very
 masculine environment; there
 weren't a lot of other girls there
 but the male senseis who ran the
 place were great guys and t
 genuinely loved having female
 students because we were such a
 rarity
 Now back in sixth grade I was
 tinier even than what I am now
 and now I'm only 5'2. Then I was
 probably even under 5'0. I mean I
 was a squirt of a kid. But I loved to
 fight; I loved to be in the ring,I
 loved the adrenaline rush and I
 loved having punches hurled at
 me. It was fun for me. Our dojo
 did full-contact sparring, which
 was pretty brutal. These were the
 only rules:
 e you must wear a mouth guard
 and gloves
 e no hits below the belt
 That's pretty much it.
 Anyway every Thursday was Fight
 Night, where all we did was spar
 each other. And on my First Night
 Sensei Diven-who has since
 passed, bless his soul-paired me
 up with this really cocky and
 assholish brown belt to show me
 the ropes a little. This brown belt
 kid was bigger than me by a lot;
 he must have been at least six feet
 and twice my weight. But man
 was I excited to get into the ring! I
 had a fight boiling in my blood
 Now, Sensei Diven was not a
 stupid man and he hated high-
 ranking kids that showed a bad
 attitude. This kid had a bad
 attitude. So he must have seen
 the evil gleam in my eye from a
 mile away and decided it was time
 for a little improvisation.
 Anyway, Sensei yelled, "Start!"
 and I leapt into fight stance and
 the other kid didn't even put his
 hands up. He was laughing at me
 sneering, the whole nine yards.
 "I'll give you a free one." he joked
 and he slapped his side. "You
 barely weigh 100 pounds and
 you're a girl. So go ahead, little
 girl. Hit me."
 And I hit him. I cocked my leg up
 as high as it would go and
 roundhouse kicked him right in the
 ribs with all of my might and all of
 the contempt I felt for his stupid
 cocky face which was covered in
 ugly-ass freckles and his nasty-
 ass braces. And I heard a crack
 Like a real snap! sound. And the
 kid has a look of surprise on his
 face like it was nobody's business,
 and then he goes right to the floor
 like a sack of potatoes
 Now, Sensei Diven leisurely strolls
 over from the group of black belts
 who are laughing their asses off at
 me, the tiny little white belt,
 sending my Goliath to the floor. I
 mean they're laughing so hard
 they look like they're about to pee
 themselves. They think it's a
 game. And in his great booming
 voice he hollers
 Brown Belt! Why are you on the
 floor? Do you not see this white
 belt has been assigned to fight
 you
 And meanwhile he is just crying. I
 broke one of his ribs
 And Sensei Diven just squats
 down next to this poor kid and
 whispers, "Don't you know that
 women are made of pain?
 IAM SCREAMING
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dojo: textuailyarouseg: I started going to the dojo when I was in sixth grade. It was a very masculine environment; there weren't a lot of other girls there but the male senseis who ran the place were great guys and they genuinely loved having female students because we were such a rarity Now back in sixth grade I was tinier even than what I am now, and now I'm only 5'2. Then I was probably even under 5'0. I mean was a squirt of a kid. But I loved to fight; I loved to be in the ring, I loved the adrenaline rush and I loved having punches hurled at me. It was fun for me. Our dojo did full-contact sparring, which was pretty brutal. These were the only rules: mouth guard you must wear and gloves no hits below the belt That's pretty much it. Anyway every Thursday was Fight Night, where all we did was spar each other. And on my First Night Sensei Diven-who has since passed, bless his soul-paired me up with this really cocky and assholish brown belt to show me the ropes a little. This brown belt kid was bigger than me by a lot; he must have been at least six feet and twice my weight. But man was I excited to get into the ring! had a fight boiling in my blood. Now, Sensei Diven was not a stupid man and he hated high- ranking kids that showed a bad attitude. This kid had a bad attitude. So he must have seen the evil gleam in my eye from a mile away and decided it was time for a little improvisation. Anyway, Sensei yelled, "Start!" and I leapt into fight stance and the other kid didn't even put his hands up. He was laughing at me sneering, the whole nine yards. "I'll give you a free one." he joked, and he slapped his side. "You barely weigh 100 pounds and you're a girl. So go ahead, little girl. Hit me." And I hit him. I cocked my leg up as high as it would go and roundhouse kicked him right in the ribs with all of my might and all of the contempt I felt for his stupid cocky face which was covered in ugly-ass freckles and his nasty- ass braces. And I heard a crack. Like a real snap! sound. And the kid has a look of surprise on his face like it was nobody's business and then he goes right to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Now, Sensei Diven leisurely strolls over from the group of black belts who are laughing their asses off at me, the tiny little white belt, sending my Goliath to the floor. I mean they're laughing so hard they look like they're about to pee themselves. They think it's a game. And in his great booming voice he hollers: "Brown Belt! Why are you on the floor? Do you not see this white belt has been assigned to fight you?" And meanwhile he is just crying. broke one of his ribs. And Sensei Diven just squats down next to this poor kid and whispers, "Don't you know that women are made of pain?" I AM SCREAMING. 25,284 notes What little girls are made ofadvice-animal.tumblr.com
dojo: textuailyarouseg:
 I started going to the dojo when I
 was in sixth grade. It was a very
 masculine environment; there
 weren't a lot of other girls there
 but the male senseis who ran the
 place were great guys and they
 genuinely loved having female
 students because we were such a
 rarity
 Now back in sixth grade I was
 tinier even than what I am now,
 and now I'm only 5'2. Then I was
 probably even under 5'0. I mean
 was a squirt of a kid. But I loved to
 fight; I loved to be in the ring, I
 loved the adrenaline rush and I
 loved having punches hurled at
 me. It was fun for me. Our dojo
 did full-contact sparring, which
 was pretty brutal. These were the
 only rules:
 mouth guard
 you must wear
 and gloves
 no hits below the belt
 That's pretty much it.
 Anyway every Thursday was Fight
 Night, where all we did was spar
 each other. And on my First Night
 Sensei Diven-who has since
 passed, bless his soul-paired me
 up with this really cocky and
 assholish brown belt to show me
 the ropes a little. This brown belt
 kid was bigger than me by a lot;
 he must have been at least six feet
 and twice my weight. But man
 was I excited to get into the ring!
 had a fight boiling in my blood.
 Now, Sensei Diven was not a
 stupid man and he hated high-
 ranking kids that showed a bad
 attitude. This kid had a bad
 attitude. So he must have seen
 the evil gleam in my eye from a
 mile away and decided it was time
 for a little improvisation.
 Anyway, Sensei yelled, "Start!"
 and I leapt into fight stance and
 the other kid didn't even put his
 hands up. He was laughing at me
 sneering, the whole nine yards.
 "I'll give you a free one." he joked,
 and he slapped his side. "You
 barely weigh 100 pounds and
 you're a girl. So go ahead, little
 girl. Hit me."
 And I hit him. I cocked my leg up
 as high as it would go and
 roundhouse kicked him right in the
 ribs with all of my might and all of
 the contempt I felt for his stupid
 cocky face which was covered in
 ugly-ass freckles and his nasty-
 ass braces. And I heard a crack.
 Like a real snap! sound. And the
 kid has a look of surprise on his
 face like it was nobody's business
 and then he goes right to the floor
 like a sack of potatoes.
 Now, Sensei Diven leisurely strolls
 over from the group of black belts
 who are laughing their asses off at
 me, the tiny little white belt,
 sending my Goliath to the floor. I
 mean they're laughing so hard
 they look like they're about to pee
 themselves. They think it's a
 game. And in his great booming
 voice he hollers:
 "Brown Belt! Why are you on the
 floor? Do you not see this white
 belt has been assigned to fight
 you?"
 And meanwhile he is just crying.
 broke one of his ribs.
 And Sensei Diven just squats
 down next to this poor kid and
 whispers, "Don't you know that
 women are made of pain?"
 I AM SCREAMING.
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dojo: 3 months ago AIMAA 1 point Could you go into a little detail about your training in BJJ? Have you found that it contrasts a lot with taekwondo, or are some things that carry over? What kind of sparring do you do? Do you feel your training has given you the skills to defend yourself in a typical Fistreet altercation? Are there any aspects of your training that you felt were particularly worthwhile? Were there any that you wish you didn't have to do? permalink source save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments 3 months ago 1 point I later found out that my experience was very similar to what Bruce Lee went through when he met face to face with grappling. I couldn't believe how quickly I was beaten by someone with a black belt in Jujitsu. I trained in Aiki-Jujitsu Daitu Ryu. Pretty interesting stuff with joint manipulation and pressure points. All of which is illegal in UFC and other cage fighting. But it didn't used to be that way. When the UFC first started my friends and I would attend the matches and even participate ourselves. We wore full uniforms and I won a few matches with "aikido" moves that have since been deemed illegal I used to be deathly afraid to get into fights no More over I was afraid of getting mad. When you train for so many years to strike the throat quickly or the eye you wonder what your reaction will be in a fight. I'm in my 40's now so I don't think much on it. In Aikido you have already lost a fight if you are forced to defend or fight. In early ATA Taekwondo the sparring was super intense. We didn't do "point sparring". We went all out. If you didn't go home with bruises you weren't doing it right. It was always easy to tell who took the earlier classes in the day or the night before. From what I have seen it's just not that way anymore The best training I had was at a tradiitonal Aikido school. By traditional I mean in a real Japanese dojo. Whether it was 10 degrees outside or 110 degrees, it didn't matter. We trained in full uniform, hakama and all. There I learned staff fighting and katana fighting. The ebb and flow of Aikido changed the way I think about martial arts. Also, we sparred traditionally, so it was always the instructor Daniel Linden, pointing to two or more people and then telling them to kumite and it was rough. During my training an average month resulted in a broken nose, broken ribs, broken fingers torn ligaments, scraps, scratches, bumps, lumps and of course, bruises. It was by far my favorite training. I only left it because I moved out of state The meditative aspects of Aikido probably affected me the most. I still use the techniques daily to relax, deal with stress, etc. With simple meditation we were taught to instantly bring down the heart rate, breathing and just to relax. I wish more people knew about that permalink source saved-RES parent report give gold reply AIMAA. 1 point 3 months ago In early ATA Taekwondo the sparring was super intense. We didn't do "point sparring". We went all out If you didn't go home with bruises you weren't doing it right. It was ways easy to tell who took the earlier cl asses in the day or the night before. From what I have seen it's just not that way anymore That's a real shame. Modern taekwondo really lacks that combativeness. Just out of interest, did you advance beyond white belt in BJJ, or was there a reason that you favoured Daito Ryu over it? permalink source save saved-RES parent report give gold reply S] 0 points 3 months ago In the Gracie system I have a brown or purple belt. Honestly, I forget which. I was taking three different art forms at that time. Taekwondo lacks combativeness because of risk of suing. Also, parents get super pissed when little Tommy comes home with a black eye. Daito Ryu was just the first form of grappling I learned. It comes from the earliest organized form of martial arts in the world in Japan. I was created, as all of Japanese martial arts as we know it today, by a Japanese physician who wanted to know more about the human body. He dissected a lot of dead people to learn about pressure points, joint manipulation, etc. Unlike any other martial art, in Daito Ryu, every move ends in a kill move. Much of that was thrown out by the people that first created and made jujitsu popular. The things I could show modern grapplers. They'd shit themsevles. But, it's all illegal in tournaments. Pretty cool stuff though. Many of the moves result in an end move that mean a simultaneous broken hand, broken arm, broken collarbone, etc. It's theorized that multiple fractuers would send the person into instant shock, thus either incapacitating them or instantly killing them Either way, each and every move meant immediate incapacitation either way. It's really an incredible a form but very very risky and violent. permalink source save saved-RES parent report give gold reply 4 C-1 Larfox a 2 points 2 days ago Who did you receive your brown belt in BJJ from, and what year was this? permalink source save saved-RES parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply S] 1 point 2 days ago Chad Chilcutt who, at the time, was teaching out of Wimbleton Fitness out in Bartlett. This was around 1995 I think. permalink source save saved-RES parent report give gold reply 2 points 5 days ago He wasn't even a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu jitsu at that time. In fact, he received his black belt in 2011. Here's the problem. You claim to be a "purple belt or brown belt, I forget which" in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Unless you provide real evidence on who belted you, I have to believe everything you are saying is not the truth. Oh, and I'm getting in contact with Chad Chilcutt. permalink source save save-RES parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 1 point 4 days ago (last edited 4 days ago) Go ahead. I've got no reason to lie. Maybe he, like many others, wore a higher belt than he actually had in BBJ. I usually wore my ATA black belt. Most of the guys he taught at that time were cops that worked at a prison in town. If you know anything about Wimbleton, it wasn't a school. .just some place you can come to work out, play ball, train, run, etc. When you talk to Chad, tell him the ATA guy with blonde hair who used to train with a big guy named David, the two guys who would go down to the local UFC fights in Birmingham, said hi. In all honesty you sound like someone who is just trying to start trouble. "Oh, and I'm getting in contact with Chad Chilcutt." That just sounds childish and pathetic. How old are you? Don't you have a life? Its a shame because i had hoped to get in contact with people who had been active in martial arts in Memphis/Bartlett at that time. Idiots like you are probably the reason why Reddit sucks. EDIT: Tell Chad I was the guy who had his left leg's ACL broken in training there. That's the reason why I left. Also tell him I found him through my chiro who was teaching Aki Jujitsu Daito Ryu. permalink source save save-RES parent report give gold reply 4 C-1 Larfox a 2 points 4 days ago Idiots like me? Ok. You're the one lying about your belt in BJJ. If you're lying about that, what else are you lying about? The people that make Reddit suck are the ones that have to pretend to be someone they aren't, just to get some self worth. When the UFC first started my friends and I would attend the matches and even participate ourselves. We wore full uniforms and I won a few matches with "aikido" moves that have nce been deemed illega What are you talking about here? You participated in the UFC? Elaborate. Do I have a life? Sure I do. But I'm fine spending a little bit outting a straight up liar. permalink source save save-RES parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply Conversation started Saturday 5/16, 8:51am Hey Chad, I tried to contact you via twitter, but I don't know if you saw it. I'd like to ask you about confirmation on a person you trained with who claims to be a brown belt under you in "Gracie Jiu Jitsu" in 1995. He doesn't give his name, but his description alleges that you would know who he was From the awards listed on your website, you seem to have been a blue belt in the early 2000's, so I just don't see his story matching up. I'd appreciate your thoughts on this, as l'd like to out any person who claims to be a rank in BJJ he is not. Thanks Matt ve got no reason to he. Mayte he, Ike many others, wo e actually had in BB). usually wore my ATA black belt N e guys he taught at that time were cops that worked at a know anything about Wimbleton, it wasn't a school...Ju an come to work out, play bal, train, run, etc. alk to Chad, tel him the ATA guy with blonde har who uy named David, the two guys who would go down to mingham, said hi. ty you sound lke someone who is Just trying to start tr ting in contact with Chad Chkutt. That just sounds chi Chad Chilcutt 517, 2:68pm Man. m still trying to figure it out 517, 3:26pm The only thing I can think of is this guy went to your gym n 95 and trained once. After years, he just formed the lie that he was brown belt under you, then used that plus whatever other fake belts he has to humble brag to whomever about his martial arts background 6:39am Can you confirm that you did not award any purple or brown belts in BJJ to anyone in the mid 90's, so that l can respond to this individual's claims? Chad Chilcutt 10:48am I did not 1:10pm Thanks Seen 1:17pm Guy does AMA, claims to be ranked in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, I contacted instructor.
dojo: 3 months ago
 AIMAA
 1 point
 Could you go into a little detail about your training in BJJ? Have you found that it contrasts a lot with taekwondo, or
 are some things that carry over?
 What kind of sparring do you do? Do you feel your training has given you the skills to defend yourself in a typical
 Fistreet altercation?
 Are there any aspects of your training that you felt were particularly worthwhile? Were there any that you wish you
 didn't have to do?
 permalink source
 save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments
 3 months ago
 1 point
 I later found out that my experience was very similar to what Bruce Lee went through when he met face to face with
 grappling. I couldn't believe how quickly I was beaten by someone with a black belt in Jujitsu. I trained in Aiki-Jujitsu
 Daitu Ryu. Pretty interesting stuff with joint manipulation and pressure points. All of which is illegal in UFC and other
 cage fighting. But it didn't used to be that way. When the UFC first started my friends and I would attend the matches
 and even participate ourselves. We wore full uniforms and I won a few matches with "aikido" moves that have since
 been deemed illegal
 I used to be deathly afraid to get into fights no
 More over I was afraid of getting mad. When you train for so many
 years to strike the throat quickly or the eye you wonder what your reaction will be in a fight. I'm in my 40's now so I
 don't think much on it. In Aikido you have already lost a fight if you are forced to defend or fight.
 In early ATA Taekwondo the sparring was super intense. We didn't do "point sparring". We went all out. If you didn't
 go home with bruises you weren't doing it right. It was always easy to tell who took the earlier classes in the day or
 the night before. From what I have seen it's just not that way anymore
 The best training I had was at a tradiitonal Aikido school. By traditional I mean in a real Japanese dojo. Whether it was
 10 degrees outside or 110 degrees, it didn't matter. We trained in full uniform, hakama and all. There I learned staff
 fighting and katana fighting. The ebb and flow of Aikido changed the way I think about martial arts. Also, we sparred
 traditionally, so it was always the instructor Daniel Linden, pointing to two or more people and then telling them to
 kumite and it was rough. During my training an average month resulted in a broken nose, broken ribs, broken fingers
 torn ligaments, scraps, scratches, bumps, lumps and of course, bruises. It was by far my favorite training. I only left it
 because I moved out of state
 The meditative aspects of Aikido probably affected me the most. I still use the techniques daily to relax, deal with
 stress, etc. With simple meditation we were taught to instantly bring down the heart rate, breathing and just to relax.
 I wish more people knew about that
 permalink source
 saved-RES parent report give gold reply

 AIMAA.
 1 point 3 months ago
 In early ATA Taekwondo the sparring was super intense. We didn't do "point sparring". We went all out
 If you didn't go home with bruises you weren't doing it right. It was
 ways easy to tell who took the
 earlier cl
 asses in the day or the night before. From what I have seen it's just not that way anymore
 That's a real shame. Modern taekwondo really lacks that combativeness.
 Just out of interest, did you advance beyond white belt in BJJ, or was there a reason that you favoured
 Daito Ryu over it?
 permalink source
 save saved-RES parent report give gold reply
 S] 0 points
 3 months ago
 In the Gracie system I have a brown or purple belt. Honestly, I forget which. I was taking three
 different art forms at that time. Taekwondo lacks combativeness because of risk of suing. Also,
 parents get super pissed when little Tommy comes home with a black eye.
 Daito Ryu was just the first form of grappling I learned. It comes from the earliest organized form of
 martial arts in the world in Japan. I
 was created, as all of Japanese martial arts
 as we know it today,
 by a Japanese physician who wanted to know more about the human body. He dissected a lot of dead
 people to learn about pressure points, joint manipulation, etc. Unlike any other martial art, in Daito
 Ryu, every move ends in a kill move. Much of that was thrown out by the people that first created and
 made jujitsu popular. The things I could show modern grapplers. They'd shit themsevles. But, it's all
 illegal in tournaments. Pretty cool stuff though. Many of the moves result in an end move that mean a
 simultaneous broken hand, broken arm, broken collarbone, etc. It's theorized that multiple fractuers
 would send the person into instant shock, thus either incapacitating them or instantly killing them
 Either way, each and every move meant immediate incapacitation either way. It's really an incredible a
 form but very very risky and violent.
 permalink source save saved-RES parent report give gold reply
 4 C-1 Larfox a
 2 points 2 days ago
 Who did you receive your brown belt in BJJ from, and what year was this?
 permalink source
 save saved-RES parent edit disable inbox replies delete
 reply
 S] 1 point
 2 days ago
 Chad Chilcutt who, at the time, was teaching out of Wimbleton Fitness out in Bartlett. This
 was around 1995 I think.
 permalink source save saved-RES parent report give gold reply

 2 points
 5 days ago
 He wasn't even a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu jitsu at that time. In fact, he received his black belt in 2011.
 Here's the problem.
 You claim to be a "purple belt or brown belt, I forget which" in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
 Unless you provide real evidence on who belted you, I have to believe everything you are saying is not the
 truth.
 Oh, and I'm getting in contact with Chad Chilcutt.
 permalink source
 save save-RES parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 1 point
 4 days ago
 (last edited 4 days ago)
 Go ahead. I've got no reason to lie. Maybe he, like many others, wore a higher belt than he actually
 had in BBJ. I usually wore my ATA black belt.
 Most of the guys he taught at that time were cops that worked at a prison in town. If you know
 anything about Wimbleton, it wasn't a school. .just some place you can come to work out, play ball,
 train, run, etc.
 When you talk to Chad, tell him the ATA guy with blonde hair who used to train with a big guy
 named David, the two guys who would go down to the local UFC fights in Birmingham, said hi.
 In all honesty you sound like someone who is just trying to start trouble. "Oh, and I'm getting in
 contact with Chad Chilcutt." That just sounds childish and pathetic. How old are you? Don't you
 have a life? Its a shame because i had hoped to get in contact with people who had been active in
 martial arts in Memphis/Bartlett at that time. Idiots like you are probably the reason why Reddit
 sucks.
 EDIT: Tell Chad I was the guy who had his left leg's ACL broken in training there. That's the reason
 why I left. Also tell him I found him through my chiro who was teaching Aki Jujitsu Daito Ryu.
 permalink source
 save save-RES parent report give gold reply
 4 C-1 Larfox a
 2 points
 4 days ago
 Idiots like me? Ok. You're the one lying about your belt in BJJ. If you're lying about that, what
 else are you lying about?
 The people that make Reddit suck are the ones that have to pretend to be someone they
 aren't, just to get some self worth.
 When the UFC first started my friends and I would attend the matches and even participate
 ourselves. We wore full uniforms and I won a few matches with "aikido" moves that have
 nce been deemed illega
 What are you talking about here? You participated in the UFC? Elaborate.
 Do I have a life? Sure I do. But I'm fine spending a little bit outting a straight up liar.
 permalink source
 save save-RES parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply

 Conversation started Saturday
 5/16, 8:51am
 Hey Chad, I tried to contact you via twitter, but I don't know if you
 saw it. I'd like to ask you about confirmation on a person you
 trained with who claims to be a brown belt under you in "Gracie
 Jiu Jitsu" in 1995.
 He doesn't give his name, but his description alleges that you
 would know who he was
 From the awards listed on your website, you seem to have been
 a blue belt in the early 2000's, so I just don't see his story
 matching up.
 I'd appreciate your thoughts on this, as l'd like to out any person
 who claims to be a rank in BJJ he is not.
 Thanks
 Matt
 ve got no reason to he. Mayte he, Ike many others, wo
 e actually had in BB). usually wore my ATA black belt
 N e guys he taught at that time were cops that worked at a
 know anything about Wimbleton, it wasn't a school...Ju
 an come to work out, play bal, train, run, etc.
 alk to Chad, tel him the ATA guy with blonde har who
 uy named David, the two guys who would go down to
 mingham, said hi.
 ty you sound lke someone who is Just trying to start tr
 ting in contact with Chad Chkutt. That just sounds chi
 Chad Chilcutt
 517, 2:68pm
 Man. m still trying to figure it out
 517, 3:26pm
 The only thing I can think of is this guy went to your gym n 95
 and trained once. After years, he just formed the lie that he was
 brown belt under you, then used that plus whatever other fake
 belts he has to humble brag to whomever about his martial arts
 background
 6:39am
 Can you confirm that you did not award any purple or brown belts
 in BJJ to anyone in the mid 90's, so that l can respond to this
 individual's claims?
 Chad Chilcutt
 10:48am
 I did not
 1:10pm
 Thanks
 Seen 1:17pm
Guy does AMA, claims to be ranked in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, I contacted instructor.

Guy does AMA, claims to be ranked in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, I contacted instructor.