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    discovery channel: BIDEN CORY2020
 BULLOCK
 BENNET
 2020
 PRESIDENT
 FOR AMERICA
 Delaney
 JULIAN
 PETE
 de Blasio
 2020
 20
 20
 FOR PRESIDENT 2020
 CASTRO-
 BlldeBlasio com
 KAMALA
 HARRISFOR
 THE PEOPLE
 TULSI
 .2020
 GILLIBRAND
 Gravel 2020
 2 O 2 O
 Amy WAYNE
 INSLEE
 HICKENLOOPER
 for AMERICA
 for AMERICA
 OUR MOMENT
 2020
 Seth
 BETO
 Bernie
 TIMRYAN
 MOULTON
 EFOR AMERICA
 2020
 WARREN
 Yang
 ERIC
 SWALWELL
 MARIANNE
the-brodie-set:


Bennet: Fly fishing gearBiden: Brake padsCory: Marvel StudiosBullock: I like a nice slab serif, but who are you? Fix your kerning and you have two different blues!Pete: Trendy jeansJulian: Should’ve made your accent redDe Blasio: Gross, try again without Power PointDelaney: Blank VHS tapes?Tulsi: Multiplayer space game for PlaystationGillibrand: Sex and the CityGravel: Is that the Discovery Channel font? Are you rocks?Harris: Unbreakable Kamala SchmidtHickenlooper: The studio that brought you MinionsInslee: Too pharmaceutical. Ask your Dr if Inslee is right for you.Amy: No one knows you, Amy. Stop acting like we’re on first name basis.Wayne: Talk to AmySeth: Feels gross to say and the arrow in your star points right, so that’s awkwardBeto: Actual Whataburger spicy ketchupTim Ryan: Please don’t copy Cory’s work. Eyes on your own paper.Bernie: ToothpasteSwalwell: Top GunWarren: Expensive spring water. That N makes my jaw hurt.Marianne: CosmeticsYang: Small airline


    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                discovery channel: BIDEN CORY2020
 BULLOCK
 BENNET
 2020
 PRESIDENT
 FOR AMERICA
 Delaney
 JULIAN
 PETE
 de Blasio
 2020
 20
 20
 FOR PRESIDENT 2020
 CASTRO-
 BlldeBlasio com
 KAMALA
 HARRISFOR
 THE PEOPLE
 TULSI
 .2020
 GILLIBRAND
 Gravel 2020
 2 O 2 O
 Amy WAYNE
 INSLEE
 HICKENLOOPER
 for AMERICA
 for AMERICA
 OUR MOMENT
 2020
 Seth
 BETO
 Bernie
 TIMRYAN
 MOULTON
 EFOR AMERICA
 2020
 WARREN
 Yang
 ERIC
 SWALWELL
 MARIANNE
the-brodie-set:


Bennet: Fly fishing gearBiden: Brake padsCory: Marvel StudiosBullock: I like a nice slab serif, but who are you? Fix your kerning and you have two different blues!Pete: Trendy jeansJulian: Should’ve made your accent redDe Blasio: Gross, try again without Power PointDelaney: Blank VHS tapes?Tulsi: Multiplayer space game for PlaystationGillibrand: Sex and the CityGravel: Is that the Discovery Channel font? Are you rocks?Harris: Unbreakable Kamala SchmidtHickenlooper: The studio that brought you MinionsInslee: Too pharmaceutical. Ask your Dr if Inslee is right for you.Amy: No one knows you, Amy. Stop acting like we’re on first name basis.Wayne: Talk to AmySeth: Feels gross to say and the arrow in your star points right, so that’s awkwardBeto: Actual Whataburger spicy ketchupTim Ryan: Please don’t copy Cory’s work. Eyes on your own paper.Bernie: ToothpasteSwalwell: Top GunWarren: Expensive spring water. That N makes my jaw hurt.Marianne: CosmeticsYang: Small airline


                
            

            
            
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    discovery channel: Picked up this little girl today. I never
 knew something so cute could have
 such horrendous farts
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/thecasquatch
Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🤤. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like “OMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t 🤗😂. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. 🎅🏼 Christmas in March. 🎄 U feel me? “Don’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big 👌 pip squeak cough ... “damn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE 😤” (c) Key and Peele 😂. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat 🍑💦 . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass 😍😂. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM 😂. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like “wha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice “DONNNNT STOPPPP 🐲👹👺” and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stínk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stínk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP 🤤😍😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                discovery channel: Picked up this little girl today. I never
 knew something so cute could have
 such horrendous farts
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/thecasquatch
Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🤤. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like “OMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t 🤗😂. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. 🎅🏼 Christmas in March. 🎄 U feel me? “Don’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big 👌 pip squeak cough ... “damn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE 😤” (c) Key and Peele 😂. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat 🍑💦 . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass 😍😂. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM 😂. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like “wha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice “DONNNNT STOPPPP 🐲👹👺” and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stínk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stínk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP 🤤😍😂
                
            

            
            
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    discovery channel: aethersea:
 teamstopfightingassholes
 feitanswife:
 stlin:
 ella-raene:
 systlin:
 beautifultoastdream:
 stlin:
 GUYS THEY FIGURED OUT THE ROMAN CONCRETE RECIPE
 THAT MAKES IT IMMUNE TO SEAWATER
 http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/mystery-of
 2000-year-old-roman-concrete-solved-by-scientists/ar
 BBDO5V
 I KNOW RIGHT?!???
 I can't help but feel this is one of those things where we had actual
 documents saying "it was done with this and this", and some old rich
 white guys looked at it and went "oh mirth, the ancients were so silly
 They probably wrote this basic stuff down and the actual builders had
 Secret Techniques we need to Discover
 For a long time, archeologists didn't know how greek women did their
 high-piled braids and hair. There was a word that translated to
 "needle" in the descriptions. They went, "seems like we'll never
 know." Then a hairdresser took a fucking needle (big needle) and did
 the fucking thing you do with needles, which is sew - and by sewing the
 braids into place, she replicated ancient styles.
 The Egyptians had diagrams of construction steps for their pyramids.
 Archeologists went "oooh, ancient primitive people, how they do
 this?" LITERALLY MYTHBUSTERS OR THE OLD DISCOVERY CHANNEL
 or someone went "what if we did the thing the pictures said they did"
 AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT. GUESS FUCKING WHAT
 Also that thing with native Americans saying squirrels taught therm
 how to get sap for maple syrup, and colonizers going "that's a myth
 swea
 Sincerely, if the scientists had to do actual analysis like spectroscopy or
 whatever, kudos, and no flame. But swear to god, if all these years,
 we've had the recipes and there was just this fuckin institutional bias
 against just TRYING THE THING THEY SAID WOULD WORK, HELLFIRE
 AND DEMENTIA
 In this case, it was more they had roman writings saying what went into it
 but figured there was some secret because when they followed roman
 recipes it never turned out quite right.
 Because the sources left by Romans always just said to mix with water
 Because, if you were a Roman??? Obviouslyyou knew that you used
 seawater for cement. Duh. That's so obvious that they never really
 bothered specifying that you use seawater to mix it, because it wasn't
 necessary, everyone knew that.
 But then the empire fell, other empires rose and fell, time passed, and by
 the time we were trying to reconstruct the formula the 'mix the dry
 ingredients with seawater' trick had been forgotten, until chemical
 analysis finally figured it out again.
 It's sort of like the land of Punt, a ally of Egypt that's mentioned all the
 time, but we don't actually know where it was located. Because it isn't
 written down anywhere. Why would they write it down? It's Punt.
 Everyone knew where Punt was back then. It'd be ridiculous to waste the
 ink and space to specify where it was, every child knows about Punt.
 3000 years later and we have no damned clue where it was, simply because
 at the time it was so blindingly obvious that it was never written down.
 So moral of storv is be specific
 I was thinking it was stupid that they didn't specify seawater but then I had the
 thought that we don't specify
 to use chicken eggs in baking because DUH so we
 write eggs
 2000 years in the future people are going to be making scrambled fish eggs and
 crying be the ancient recipes make no sense
I wonder what bits of todays common knowledge will be lost to time
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                discovery channel: aethersea:
 teamstopfightingassholes
 feitanswife:
 stlin:
 ella-raene:
 systlin:
 beautifultoastdream:
 stlin:
 GUYS THEY FIGURED OUT THE ROMAN CONCRETE RECIPE
 THAT MAKES IT IMMUNE TO SEAWATER
 http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/mystery-of
 2000-year-old-roman-concrete-solved-by-scientists/ar
 BBDO5V
 I KNOW RIGHT?!???
 I can't help but feel this is one of those things where we had actual
 documents saying "it was done with this and this", and some old rich
 white guys looked at it and went "oh mirth, the ancients were so silly
 They probably wrote this basic stuff down and the actual builders had
 Secret Techniques we need to Discover
 For a long time, archeologists didn't know how greek women did their
 high-piled braids and hair. There was a word that translated to
 "needle" in the descriptions. They went, "seems like we'll never
 know." Then a hairdresser took a fucking needle (big needle) and did
 the fucking thing you do with needles, which is sew - and by sewing the
 braids into place, she replicated ancient styles.
 The Egyptians had diagrams of construction steps for their pyramids.
 Archeologists went "oooh, ancient primitive people, how they do
 this?" LITERALLY MYTHBUSTERS OR THE OLD DISCOVERY CHANNEL
 or someone went "what if we did the thing the pictures said they did"
 AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT. GUESS FUCKING WHAT
 Also that thing with native Americans saying squirrels taught therm
 how to get sap for maple syrup, and colonizers going "that's a myth
 swea
 Sincerely, if the scientists had to do actual analysis like spectroscopy or
 whatever, kudos, and no flame. But swear to god, if all these years,
 we've had the recipes and there was just this fuckin institutional bias
 against just TRYING THE THING THEY SAID WOULD WORK, HELLFIRE
 AND DEMENTIA
 In this case, it was more they had roman writings saying what went into it
 but figured there was some secret because when they followed roman
 recipes it never turned out quite right.
 Because the sources left by Romans always just said to mix with water
 Because, if you were a Roman??? Obviouslyyou knew that you used
 seawater for cement. Duh. That's so obvious that they never really
 bothered specifying that you use seawater to mix it, because it wasn't
 necessary, everyone knew that.
 But then the empire fell, other empires rose and fell, time passed, and by
 the time we were trying to reconstruct the formula the 'mix the dry
 ingredients with seawater' trick had been forgotten, until chemical
 analysis finally figured it out again.
 It's sort of like the land of Punt, a ally of Egypt that's mentioned all the
 time, but we don't actually know where it was located. Because it isn't
 written down anywhere. Why would they write it down? It's Punt.
 Everyone knew where Punt was back then. It'd be ridiculous to waste the
 ink and space to specify where it was, every child knows about Punt.
 3000 years later and we have no damned clue where it was, simply because
 at the time it was so blindingly obvious that it was never written down.
 So moral of storv is be specific
 I was thinking it was stupid that they didn't specify seawater but then I had the
 thought that we don't specify
 to use chicken eggs in baking because DUH so we
 write eggs
 2000 years in the future people are going to be making scrambled fish eggs and
 crying be the ancient recipes make no sense
I wonder what bits of todays common knowledge will be lost to time
                
            

            
            
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    discovery channel: Jerking off to saved images
 with an ipod nano
 Jacking it to gifs on an ipod
 3g
 Masturbating to an extra
 curvy piece of driftwood
 f drifwood
 Stroking it to 120p video on
 an ipad
 Beating the meat watching
 pornhub on your wi
 Pounding the pickle orn
 your moms 60" in the living
 Taming the dragon while
 watching your cats re-enact
 the discovery channel
 Slapping the banana
 hamwhich while doing a
 headstand leaned against
 the wall to your neighbors
 apartment
 Grappling the gorilla while
 violently twitching your wrist
 causing a 7.7 magnitude
 earthquake that destroys
 half the city
 Relocating your wrist and
 shoving the other hand into
 your black hole during a
 commerical for a fidget
 spinner
 Pullin the pud while your
 parents have sex in the
 room below you and they
 know you can hear them but
 they keep going
 Cracking open a cold one
 with the boys and creating
 a dutch rudder circle that
 encompases the entire city
 of LA
 Tearing apart a freezing
 one with the boys and re-
 verting to the original form.
 Creating an eternal state of
 homeostasis that allows all
 conflict to seize, allowing all
 of humanity access to the
 higher power
 Cumming
 Being post load-blown and
 immediatly descending
 through all states of
 matter, quantom enta-
 glemnt tears a void in the
 4th dimension allowing
 you and the boys to conquer
 alongside the fuhrer
<p>slap slappitty slap via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2qWfLez">http://ift.tt/2qWfLez</a></p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                discovery channel: Jerking off to saved images
 with an ipod nano
 Jacking it to gifs on an ipod
 3g
 Masturbating to an extra
 curvy piece of driftwood
 f drifwood
 Stroking it to 120p video on
 an ipad
 Beating the meat watching
 pornhub on your wi
 Pounding the pickle orn
 your moms 60" in the living
 Taming the dragon while
 watching your cats re-enact
 the discovery channel
 Slapping the banana
 hamwhich while doing a
 headstand leaned against
 the wall to your neighbors
 apartment
 Grappling the gorilla while
 violently twitching your wrist
 causing a 7.7 magnitude
 earthquake that destroys
 half the city
 Relocating your wrist and
 shoving the other hand into
 your black hole during a
 commerical for a fidget
 spinner
 Pullin the pud while your
 parents have sex in the
 room below you and they
 know you can hear them but
 they keep going
 Cracking open a cold one
 with the boys and creating
 a dutch rudder circle that
 encompases the entire city
 of LA
 Tearing apart a freezing
 one with the boys and re-
 verting to the original form.
 Creating an eternal state of
 homeostasis that allows all
 conflict to seize, allowing all
 of humanity access to the
 higher power
 Cumming
 Being post load-blown and
 immediatly descending
 through all states of
 matter, quantom enta-
 glemnt tears a void in the
 4th dimension allowing
 you and the boys to conquer
 alongside the fuhrer
<p>slap slappitty slap via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2qWfLez">http://ift.tt/2qWfLez</a></p>
                
            

            
            
<p>slap slappitty slap via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2qWfLez">http://ift.tt/2qWfLez</a></p>

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    discovery channel: my teacher commended me for taking such
 good notes today but i was really just writing
 the lyrics to real slim shady solely out of
 memory.
 Unit N lesson a: nord nistory
 please. nave may up. repoat
 the real slim snady please stand l will the real sum snady please stand up we're gonna
 a
 nave a propem nere. Uall act like you've never seen before jaws all on tne floor live Pam ami
 Tommy lust burst in the door and started wnoping nerii
 ass worse than before they first Were alvorsed 'tnronm
 ner over furniture anl itis tne return ot tne- an natt
 way you're ne didn't just say nnar ne
 dia and Dr. Dre nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's
 dead, he's locked in
 my basement na feminist women
 ove Eminem chicka cnicka cnika
 slim snady m
 sick
 of him look at nim walking around grabbima has you
 Know What flipping the you know who yean put n
 so cute tnougn! yean I probably got a couple of screws
 up in my nedd loose, but no worse man nnat15 going
 on in your parent's bedroom' sometimes want to qc
 on TV and jusT let loose pur can't but it's cool tor
 Tom Green to nump a dead moose, mu pum is on your
 lips, my bum is on your lips and if I'm luck
 you miant
 ne deliver to little kids and expect them not to Enon nnat
 s clitorus is! ot course they gonna know wnat
 a woman
 intercourse is by the time they nit 4th grade they got
 the discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothna but
 mammals, well some cannibals Wno cut people open
 ive cantaloupes put if We can nump dead animals and
 ante loupes and thKre's a reason nny one man and
 another man can't elope, but it jou teel like l teel
 the cnol and it goes! l'm slim shady yean l'Yh the real
 snady all you Other Slim snady 5 50 Won't the real
 m snadu Please stand please stand up
Happy Chinese New Years!!!🐔🐔🐓🐓
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                discovery channel: my teacher commended me for taking such
 good notes today but i was really just writing
 the lyrics to real slim shady solely out of
 memory.
 Unit N lesson a: nord nistory
 please. nave may up. repoat
 the real slim snady please stand l will the real sum snady please stand up we're gonna
 a
 nave a propem nere. Uall act like you've never seen before jaws all on tne floor live Pam ami
 Tommy lust burst in the door and started wnoping nerii
 ass worse than before they first Were alvorsed 'tnronm
 ner over furniture anl itis tne return ot tne- an natt
 way you're ne didn't just say nnar ne
 dia and Dr. Dre nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's
 dead, he's locked in
 my basement na feminist women
 ove Eminem chicka cnicka cnika
 slim snady m
 sick
 of him look at nim walking around grabbima has you
 Know What flipping the you know who yean put n
 so cute tnougn! yean I probably got a couple of screws
 up in my nedd loose, but no worse man nnat15 going
 on in your parent's bedroom' sometimes want to qc
 on TV and jusT let loose pur can't but it's cool tor
 Tom Green to nump a dead moose, mu pum is on your
 lips, my bum is on your lips and if I'm luck
 you miant
 ne deliver to little kids and expect them not to Enon nnat
 s clitorus is! ot course they gonna know wnat
 a woman
 intercourse is by the time they nit 4th grade they got
 the discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothna but
 mammals, well some cannibals Wno cut people open
 ive cantaloupes put if We can nump dead animals and
 ante loupes and thKre's a reason nny one man and
 another man can't elope, but it jou teel like l teel
 the cnol and it goes! l'm slim shady yean l'Yh the real
 snady all you Other Slim snady 5 50 Won't the real
 m snadu Please stand please stand up
Happy Chinese New Years!!!🐔🐔🐓🐓
                
            

            
            
Happy Chinese New Years!!!🐔🐔🐓🐓