Punch Up
Punch Up

Punch Up

Choed
Choed

Choed

Peering
Peering

Peering

Conference
Conference

Conference

The First
The First

The First

Chorus
Chorus

Chorus

Degrasse
Degrasse

Degrasse

Mentiones
Mentiones

Mentiones

Owlturd
Owlturd

Owlturd

nooo
nooo

nooo

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God, Stephen, and Game: Python: What if everything was a dict?
 Java: What if everything was an object?
 JavaScript: What if everything was a dict *and an object?
 C: What if everything was a pointer?
 APL: What if everything was an array?
 Tcl: What if everything was a string?
 Prolog: What if everything was a term?
 LISP: What if everything was a pair?
 Scheme: What if everything was a function?
 Haskell: What if everything was a monad?
 Assembly: What if everything was a register?
 Coq: What if everything was a type/proposition?
 COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE?
 C#: What if everything was like Java, but different?
 Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched?
 Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END
 C++: What if we added everything to the language?
 C++11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff?
 Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist?
 Go: What if we tried designing Ca second time?
 Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language?
 Perl6: What if we took the joke too far?
 PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier?
 VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program?
 VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again?
 Forth: What if everything was a stack?
 ColorForth: What if the stack was green?
 PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi?
 XSLT: What if everything was an XML element?
 Make: What if everything
 m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted?
 Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM?
 was a dependency?
 Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM?
 Lua: What if game developers got tired of C++?
 Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything?
 Malbolge: What if there is no god?
When you’re trying to make a new language

When you’re trying to make a new language