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Conspiracies: Let’s the conspiracies begin by lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe MORE MEMES
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Conspiracies: Oppression & Conspiracies via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2VpYXgC
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Conspiracies: The Turkey Story So it's 2001, and my family drives from fu California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for into a nursing home and it's their last holiday in that house. So its a bit bittersweet but ultimately a good thing. Since it's their last holiday there, the family pulls out all the stops when it comes to dinner, all the Russian desserts come out, as does the Lethal Bacon Mashed Potatoes and the horrible candied yams with the mini marshmallows dish because not all expressions of love are even if they are si In the spirit of going alout, Uncle Bobby smokes a Turkey Uncle Bobby started cooking as a boy foil-wrapped potatoes into a campfire and has been ad- dicted since, and now has a hand-made smokehouse in the backyard where he makes various cured meats and other delights. He seasons the turkey in the traditional manner, but he and grandpa have a shared passion for SO Game Hen seasoned that way, for them. Then Bobby has a Brilliant Idea. He realizes that he can stuff the turkey (once it has been smoked) with regular stuffing, and there is still plenty of room for him to put the game hen inside THAT, and stuff the game hen be- cuase why not? He confers with Mom, and she explains how to cut open the turkey so there's dramatic reveal as the stuffing and game hen come out. It's Genius. Except, of course, that my Aunt Sue is attending, Uncle Cliff s after her So the day of the dinner, tensions are running a bit high, between the marathon cooking, the kids al being trapped indoors due to aforementioned blizzards, and Uncle Cliff deciding that the best way to amuse himself is by hiding from the adults in the basement, getting drunk and rambling about how various ethic groups were destroying America. Being that I had close Muslim friends that were leaving the country becuase of 9/11, 1 was near tears from this nonsense and ready to n roughly five times my size. Sue, for some reason, keeps coming down and defending him, or telling us we're rotten children for 'attacking him, becuase she Must Stand By Her Man, even if her man is a hefty bag of dog feces with an ugly mustache My sister eventually boits upstairs to tattle and my grandfather limps down to the basement and brandishes his Hip Bone Cane, hands rock-steady in spite of the Parkinson's slowly taking over him. Firstly Cliff, It may not be my roof much longer but while you are under it you will be civil, or Ill beat your skull in. Also, dinner's ready, everyone go wash up. We go upstairs and sit down, and do the traditional "Name one thing you're thankful for as the bread gets passed around the table, and things calm down a bit. Bobby brings out the Turkey and everyone goes OOH becuase it's really pretty, them Mom carves it open so that the stuffing spills out dramatically along with the game hen and there's an appreciative gasp all around becuase it looks cool. Only Sue KEEPS gasping, in utter horror, before getting up and clasping her hands to her face ala Edvard Munch and shrieks OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANTI We all stare at Sue. We all look back at the fully-dressed-cooked-and-stuffed birds that in no way had any internal organs in them or ever gave live birth Then we all looked back at Sue, trying to figure out where to begin but since shed been trying to justify Cliffs behavior she was pretty much free-associating conspiracies and scandals now, and just kept going. IT WAS PREGNANT MY GOD WE'VE COMMITTED AN ABORTION WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, I'M SO SORRY JESUS She goes into full pearl-clutching gibbering horror at this point and falls back into her chair like it's a Victorian fainting couch only it's a shitty chair from the Eisenhower administration so it collapses and she slams into the floor, sobbing and kicking her feet like a toddler Everyone watched for a moment before my Mom sighs heavily and starts carving and serving the turkey while my grandmother mouths she's not coming back Cliff, reactions delayed by about six beers, finally notices his wife is on the floor and tries to pick her up, are assisted by Dad, who is saintly patient man and less immune to this jacknapery at that point. I am stuffing dinner rolls into my face to keep from laughing at this grand spectacle ICANT EAT IT, I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THIS BARBARISM Sue begins but Dad puts on his best Kindly Father voice (he was heavily involved with the catholic church and even considered becoming a priest before getting drafted but that's another story)and assures Sue that she need not eat, or even be in the room if she wants. She nods, placated by being the center of attention again, and Dad goes in for the kill. I wouldn't want you to go hungry. Can I make you some That would be lovely." Said Sue, joke flying over her ng 747. I recall watching my grandmot her nearly choke to death on the green beans over that, and everyone pointedly trying to avoid talking about anything poultry-related while Sue sat there and ate the most ironic scrambled eggs in the history of mankind. Shortly thereafter, Cliff threw up in the sink and they went home, and the party got underway properly, with Grandpa raising a toast to Mom and Uncle Bobby For t Turkey has been an staple since then. I'll see if I can hit Uncle Bobby up for instructions but if you decide to make it 1. you HAVE to shriek "OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANT when you carve it open, or it's not authentic and won't taste as good 2. Share the pictures with me, Very planned Parenthood
Conspiracies: The Turkey Story
 So it's 2001, and my family drives from fu
 California and like three blizzards to get to Ohio for
 into
 a nursing home and it's their last holiday in that house.
 So its a bit bittersweet but ultimately a good thing.
 Since it's their last holiday there, the family pulls out
 all the stops when it comes to dinner, all the Russian
 desserts come out, as does the Lethal Bacon Mashed
 Potatoes and the horrible candied yams with the mini
 marshmallows dish because not all expressions of love
 are
 even if they are si
 In the spirit of going
 alout, Uncle Bobby smokes a Turkey
 Uncle Bobby started cooking as a boy
 foil-wrapped potatoes into a campfire and has been ad-
 dicted since, and now has a hand-made smokehouse in
 the backyard where he makes various cured meats and
 other delights. He seasons the turkey in the traditional
 manner, but he and grandpa have a shared passion for
 SO
 Game Hen seasoned that way, for them.
 Then Bobby has a Brilliant Idea. He realizes that he can
 stuff the turkey (once it has been smoked) with regular
 stuffing, and there is still plenty of room for him to put
 the game hen inside THAT, and stuff the game hen be-
 cuase why not? He confers with Mom, and she explains
 how to cut open the turkey so there's dramatic reveal
 as the stuffing and game hen come out. It's Genius.
 Except, of course, that my Aunt Sue is attending, Uncle
 Cliff s
 after her
 So the day of the dinner, tensions are running a bit
 high, between the marathon cooking, the kids al being
 trapped indoors due to aforementioned blizzards,
 and Uncle Cliff deciding that the best way to amuse
 himself is by hiding from the adults in the basement,
 getting drunk and rambling about how various ethic
 groups were destroying America. Being that I had close
 Muslim friends that were leaving the country becuase of
 9/11, 1 was near tears from this nonsense and ready to
 n roughly five times my size.
 Sue, for some reason, keeps coming down and
 defending him, or telling us we're rotten children
 for 'attacking him, becuase she Must Stand By Her
 Man, even if her man is a hefty bag of dog feces with an
 ugly
 mustache
 My sister eventually boits upstairs to tattle and
 my grandfather limps down to the basement and
 brandishes his Hip Bone Cane, hands rock-steady in
 spite of the Parkinson's slowly taking over him.
 Firstly Cliff, It may not be my roof much longer but
 while you are under it you will be civil, or Ill beat your
 skull in. Also, dinner's ready, everyone go wash up.
 We go upstairs and sit down, and do the
 traditional "Name one thing you're thankful for as the
 bread gets passed around the table, and things calm
 down a bit. Bobby brings out the Turkey and everyone
 goes OOH becuase it's really pretty, them Mom carves
 it open so that the stuffing spills out dramatically along
 with the game hen and there's an appreciative gasp all
 around becuase it looks cool.
 Only Sue KEEPS gasping, in utter horror, before getting
 up and clasping her hands to her face ala Edvard
 Munch and shrieks
 OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANTI
 We all stare at Sue. We all look back at the
 fully-dressed-cooked-and-stuffed birds that in no way
 had any internal organs in them or ever gave live birth
 Then we all looked back at Sue, trying to figure out
 where to begin but since shed been trying to justify
 Cliffs behavior she was pretty much free-associating
 conspiracies and scandals now, and just kept going.
 IT WAS PREGNANT MY GOD WE'VE COMMITTED AN
 ABORTION WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR THIS, I'M
 SO SORRY JESUS She goes into full pearl-clutching
 gibbering horror at this point and falls back into her
 chair like it's a Victorian fainting couch only it's a
 shitty chair from the Eisenhower administration so it
 collapses and she slams into the floor, sobbing and
 kicking her feet like a toddler
 Everyone watched for a moment before my Mom sighs
 heavily and starts carving and serving the turkey while
 my grandmother mouths she's not coming back
 Cliff, reactions delayed by about six beers, finally
 notices his wife is on the floor and tries to pick her up,
 are assisted by Dad,
 who is saintly patient man and less immune to this
 jacknapery at that point. I am stuffing dinner rolls into
 my face to keep from laughing at this grand spectacle
 ICANT EAT IT, I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THIS
 BARBARISM Sue begins but Dad puts on his best
 Kindly Father voice (he was heavily involved with the
 catholic church and even considered becoming a priest
 before getting drafted but that's another story)and
 assures Sue that she need not eat, or even be in the
 room if she wants. She nods, placated by being the
 center of attention again, and Dad goes in for the kill.
 I wouldn't want you to go hungry. Can I make you
 some
 That would be lovely." Said Sue, joke flying over her
 ng 747. I recall watching my grandmot
 her nearly choke to death on the green beans over that,
 and everyone pointedly trying to avoid talking about
 anything poultry-related while Sue sat there and ate the
 most ironic scrambled eggs in the history of mankind.
 Shortly thereafter, Cliff threw up in the sink and they
 went home, and the party got underway properly, with
 Grandpa raising a toast to Mom and Uncle Bobby For
 t Turkey has been an
 staple since then. I'll see if I can hit Uncle Bobby up for
 instructions but if you decide to make it 1. you HAVE
 to shriek "OH MY GOD IT WAS PREGNANT when you
 carve it open, or it's not authentic and won't taste as
 good 2. Share the pictures with me,
Very planned Parenthood

Very planned Parenthood

Conspiracies: isa @isabelchequer Follow yea okay i was bullied too but he shot me so like whats ur poinft Bradenton Herald@bradentonherald School shooter was volatile, ostracized and 'bullied a lot,' classmates and friends say ift.tt/2sAqpw3 12:33 PM-18 Feb 2018 systlin: wolfnanaki: tami-taylors-hair: These Florida kids are not fucking around.  The kids’ response to the shooting has been something truly incredible. Normally, it’s always been very young children and it’s only their parents that can speak about it. The narrative gets controlled, the conspiracy theorists talk about how it’s all an act, so much bullshit. But these are kids who are active on social media, incredibly close to voting age, and they’re demanding their voices are heard. Every single thing that downplays, dismisses or conspiracies the shooting has been subverted by their efforts, and they’re not letting adults who’ve never lived what they lived through control the narrative. “It was a conspiracy!” “No, we have video evidence of it happening.” “Shouldn’t you be calling 911 instead of making videos?” “We called 911 so many times they told us to stop.” “But he was a troubled child!” “We were ALL troubled, that’s no excuse.” And it just goes on like this. Honestly, I’m so proud of my fellow Floridians. I said to my husband the other day that “This one feels different”, referring to this precisely.  The whole energy around it feels different. These kids are not having this bullshit, and while they should not have to stand their ground and fight this battle, goddamn it they are going to. If the adults won’t, then goddamn it these kids will draw a fucking line and say ‘no, no more, this is bullshit’.  I don’t know what it means, or how it will play out long term. But there’s a sense around this whole tragedy that this one is different, and I hope, maybe, that means some actual change will come. 
Conspiracies: isa
 @isabelchequer
 Follow
 yea okay i was bullied too but he shot me so
 like whats ur poinft
 Bradenton Herald@bradentonherald
 School shooter was volatile, ostracized and 'bullied a lot,' classmates and friends say
 ift.tt/2sAqpw3
 12:33 PM-18 Feb 2018
systlin:

wolfnanaki:

tami-taylors-hair:
These Florida kids are not fucking around. 
The kids’ response to the shooting has been something truly incredible.
Normally, it’s always been very young children and it’s only their parents that can speak about it. The narrative gets controlled, the conspiracy theorists talk about how it’s all an act, so much bullshit.
But these are kids who are active on social media, incredibly close to voting age, and they’re demanding their voices are heard. Every single thing that downplays, dismisses or conspiracies the shooting has been subverted by their efforts, and they’re not letting adults who’ve never lived what they lived through control the narrative.
“It was a conspiracy!” “No, we have video evidence of it happening.” “Shouldn’t you be calling 911 instead of making videos?” “We called 911 so many times they told us to stop.” “But he was a troubled child!” “We were ALL troubled, that’s no excuse.” And it just goes on like this.

Honestly, I’m so proud of my fellow Floridians.



I said to my husband the other day that “This one feels different”, referring to this precisely. 
The whole energy around it feels different. These kids are not having this bullshit, and while they should not have to stand their ground and fight this battle, goddamn it they are going to. If the adults won’t, then goddamn it these kids will draw a fucking line and say ‘no, no more, this is bullshit’. 
I don’t know what it means, or how it will play out long term. But there’s a sense around this whole tragedy that this one is different, and I hope, maybe, that means some actual change will come. 

systlin: wolfnanaki: tami-taylors-hair: These Florida kids are not fucking around.  The kids’ response to the shooting has been somethi...

Conspiracies: isa @isabelchequer Follow yea okay i was bullied too but he shot me so like whats ur poinft Bradenton Herald@bradentonherald School shooter was volatile, ostracized and 'bullied a lot,' classmates and friends say ift.tt/2sAqpw3 12:33 PM-18 Feb 2018 systlin: wolfnanaki: tami-taylors-hair: These Florida kids are not fucking around.  The kids’ response to the shooting has been something truly incredible. Normally, it’s always been very young children and it’s only their parents that can speak about it. The narrative gets controlled, the conspiracy theorists talk about how it’s all an act, so much bullshit. But these are kids who are active on social media, incredibly close to voting age, and they’re demanding their voices are heard. Every single thing that downplays, dismisses or conspiracies the shooting has been subverted by their efforts, and they’re not letting adults who’ve never lived what they lived through control the narrative. “It was a conspiracy!” “No, we have video evidence of it happening.” “Shouldn’t you be calling 911 instead of making videos?” “We called 911 so many times they told us to stop.” “But he was a troubled child!” “We were ALL troubled, that’s no excuse.” And it just goes on like this. Honestly, I’m so proud of my fellow Floridians. I said to my husband the other day that “This one feels different”, referring to this precisely.  The whole energy around it feels different. These kids are not having this bullshit, and while they should not have to stand their ground and fight this battle, goddamn it they are going to. If the adults won’t, then goddamn it these kids will draw a fucking line and say ‘no, no more, this is bullshit’.  I don’t know what it means, or how it will play out long term. But there’s a sense around this whole tragedy that this one is different, and I hope, maybe, that means some actual change will come.  I was bullied relentlessly in middle school and I was only able to avoid it by going to a small, artistic high school. That bullying left me with qualities about myself that I wish I did not have, but will probably never be fixed. But I would never wish harm against those who bullied me. I would never wish them dead and most who have been bullied feel the same way. So stop grasping for straws here and just admit that guns do not belong in some (most) people’s hands
Conspiracies: isa
 @isabelchequer
 Follow
 yea okay i was bullied too but he shot me so
 like whats ur poinft
 Bradenton Herald@bradentonherald
 School shooter was volatile, ostracized and 'bullied a lot,' classmates and friends say
 ift.tt/2sAqpw3
 12:33 PM-18 Feb 2018
systlin:
wolfnanaki:

tami-taylors-hair:
These Florida kids are not fucking around. 
The kids’ response to the shooting has been something truly incredible.
Normally, it’s always been very young children and it’s only their parents that can speak about it. The narrative gets controlled, the conspiracy theorists talk about how it’s all an act, so much bullshit.
But these are kids who are active on social media, incredibly close to voting age, and they’re demanding their voices are heard. Every single thing that downplays, dismisses or conspiracies the shooting has been subverted by their efforts, and they’re not letting adults who’ve never lived what they lived through control the narrative.
“It was a conspiracy!” “No, we have video evidence of it happening.” “Shouldn’t you be calling 911 instead of making videos?” “We called 911 so many times they told us to stop.” “But he was a troubled child!” “We were ALL troubled, that’s no excuse.” And it just goes on like this.

Honestly, I’m so proud of my fellow Floridians.



I said to my husband the other day that “This one feels different”, referring to this precisely. 
The whole energy around it feels different. These kids are not having this bullshit, and while they should not have to stand their ground and fight this battle, goddamn it they are going to. If the adults won’t, then goddamn it these kids will draw a fucking line and say ‘no, no more, this is bullshit’. 
I don’t know what it means, or how it will play out long term. But there’s a sense around this whole tragedy that this one is different, and I hope, maybe, that means some actual change will come. 

I was bullied relentlessly in middle school and I was only able to avoid it by going to a small, artistic high school. That bullying left me with qualities about myself that I wish I did not have, but will probably never be fixed. But I would never wish harm against those who bullied me. I would never wish them dead and most who have been bullied feel the same way. So stop grasping for straws here and just admit that guns do not belong in some (most) people’s hands

systlin: wolfnanaki: tami-taylors-hair: These Florida kids are not fucking around.  The kids’ response to the shooting has been somethin...

Conspiracies: thebluegeisha:When my friend talks about DaVinci Code conspiracies.
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Conspiracies: thebluegeisha:When my friend talks about DaVinci Code conspiracies.

thebluegeisha:When my friend talks about DaVinci Code conspiracies.

Conspiracies: 12 hrs Now I hope all dumbies realize. RUSSIA DID NOT RIG THE 2016 Election!!! If ya don't believe me. Go listen to the Ex. FBl director.under oath. In front of Senate panel. (Even though, He's a damn liar. And a political hack!) Now. Carry on! EE P.s. Let's discuss policies. Not conspiracies!! Like -Comment ·Share 4 zombies have no ears for the truth, or any other opinion.regardless! Like Reply- 1-11 hrs id any of you actually watch it or are you just letting Brietbart tell you what to think? Like Reply 38 mins Edited No l spent two hours of my time watching comey lie a little and then destroy the liberal Tarrative with the truth. I bet you didn't watch it though. Like Reply 39 mins Wait so Comey is liar that tells the truth? Which is it? Like Reply - 36 mins He lied to the American people about Hillary's email probe. Lied to the President about telling him hes not apart of the investigation. Mislead the American Public. Only when confronted by Congress who have classified clearance did he tell the truth. And tell the American people.. the truth... Just like he told the President. That he wasn't being investigated Like Reply 26 mins i feel sorry for you. I wonder when your going to wake up and smell the roses.. Your just so far gone into madness its pathetic. So how about you do yourself a favor. Disappear like Hillary. Then you can come back blame the democrat party, the Russians, and the American people Like Reply 25 mins Edited So you believe people you think are liars - is that what you're saying? Like Reply 23 mins Edited he's proven to be a liar. You should know. I'm sure you and ur liberal buddies were calling him vile when he came out against Hillary. And changed ur tune when you thought he was investigating the President. Like Reply 13 mins So according to you: he's proven to be a liar but you believe him. Like Reply 12 mins he's proven to be a liar. Unti he had to provide facts This is even low for you. Dude get a new political party. Or ideology Like Reply 11 mins You win the gold medal in mental gymnastics. Congrats Like Reply 6 mins you could win a noble peace prize in ignorance. Like Reply 4 mins Write a reply.. memehumor: Go listen to him… even if he’s a liar and political hack!
Conspiracies: 12 hrs
 Now I hope all dumbies realize. RUSSIA DID NOT RIG THE 2016
 Election!!!
 If ya don't believe me. Go listen to the Ex. FBl director.under oath. In front
 of Senate panel.
 (Even though, He's a damn liar. And a political hack!)
 Now. Carry on! EE
 P.s. Let's discuss policies. Not conspiracies!!
 Like -Comment ·Share
 4
 zombies have no ears for the truth, or any other
 opinion.regardless!
 Like Reply- 1-11 hrs
 id any of you actually watch it or are you just letting
 Brietbart tell you what to think?
 Like Reply 38 mins Edited
 No
 l spent two hours of my time watching comey
 lie a little and then destroy the liberal Tarrative with the truth. I bet you
 didn't watch it though.
 Like Reply 39 mins
 Wait so Comey is liar that tells the truth?
 Which is it?
 Like Reply - 36 mins
 He lied to the American people
 about Hillary's email probe. Lied to the President about telling him hes
 not apart of the investigation. Mislead the American Public. Only when
 confronted by Congress who have classified clearance did he tell the
 truth. And tell the American people.. the truth... Just like he told the
 President. That he wasn't being investigated
 Like Reply 26 mins
 i feel sorry for you. I wonder
 when your going to wake up and smell the roses.. Your just so far
 gone into madness its pathetic. So how about you do yourself a favor.
 Disappear like Hillary. Then you can come back blame the democrat
 party, the Russians, and the American people
 Like Reply 25 mins Edited
 So you believe people you think are liars - is
 that what you're saying?
 Like Reply 23 mins Edited
 he's proven to be a liar. You
 should know. I'm sure you and ur liberal buddies were calling him vile
 when he came out against Hillary. And changed ur tune when you
 thought he was investigating the President.
 Like Reply 13 mins
 So according to you: he's proven to be a liar
 but you believe him.
 Like Reply 12 mins
 he's proven to be a liar. Unti
 he had to provide facts
 This is even low for you.
 Dude get a new political party. Or ideology
 Like Reply 11 mins
 You win the gold medal in mental
 gymnastics. Congrats
 Like Reply 6 mins
 you could win a noble peace
 prize in ignorance.
 Like Reply 4 mins
 Write a reply..
memehumor:

Go listen to him… even if he’s a liar and political hack!

memehumor: Go listen to him… even if he’s a liar and political hack!