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Compiled: Escargoon deserves love, so I compiled 9 faces and poses of his, and put em all in a collage!
Compiled: Escargoon deserves love, so I compiled 9 faces and poses of his, and put em all in a collage!

Escargoon deserves love, so I compiled 9 faces and poses of his, and put em all in a collage!

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 List of countries by oil production
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 The Free Encyclopedia
 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 This is a list of countries by oil production, as compiled from the U.S. Energy Information Administrat
 Main page
 Contents
 best-estimate basis. Compared with shorter-term data, the full-year figures are less prone to distortion fr
 Featured content
 the table represent crude oil and lease condensate, the hydrocarbon liquids collected at or near the well
 Current events
 the increase in liquid volumes during oil refining ("refinery gain"), or liquids separated from natural gas in
 Random article
 Under this definition, total world oil production in 2019 averaged 80,622,000 barrels per day. Approximat
 Donate to Wikipedia
 Wikipedia store
 the fourteen current OPEC members, in the table below.
 The top three producers have in recent history been (alphabetically) Russia, Saudi Arabia, and the Unite
 Interaction
 different times in the past, but since 2014 all three have been producing near their peak rates of 9 to 11
 Help
 exporting countries, while Russia is not a member of OPEC. The monthly U.S. oil production reached 10
 production in U.S. history.31 In May of 2019, the country became a net oil and gas exporter, the first time
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WW3... Solved.

WW3... Solved.

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Bluray charts update: GoT on its way out after only 4 weeks. meanwhile Harry Potter's still hanging in there on its 388th (!!) week. that's almost 8 years lol (the final movie came out in 2011)

Bluray charts update: GoT on its way out after only 4 weeks. meanwhile Harry Potter's still hanging in there on its 388th (!!) week. that...

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Cat infatuated with the menorah of joints

Cat infatuated with the menorah of joints

Compiled: Weeb discovers freedom, 2015, colorized and compiled from source
Compiled: Weeb discovers freedom, 2015, colorized and compiled from source

Weeb discovers freedom, 2015, colorized and compiled from source

Compiled: So I saw this post at /r/ProgrammerHumor: I asked my pal what "bad code" was and he came up with this (i.redd.it) 2456 submitted 1 day ago by ajstorey456 178 comments share save hide give award report crosspost //Adds positive numbers public static int add (int numl, int num2) { int retval = 0; for (int i = 0; i < numl; i++) { retval++; for (int i = numl; i < num2; i++) { retval++; return retval; Obviously this code is a broken max function. What's important, the loops are totally stupid and can be replaced by single arithmetic operations. Can a compiler catch this and save a freshman student from burning the CPU? Let's check it! Firstly, I've prepared a C version of this code as a reference point. C compilers are known to apply very aggressive optimization techniques. int add(int num1, int num2) { int retval = 0; for(int i = 0; i < num1; i++) { retval++; } for (int i = num1; i < num2; i++) { retval++; return retval; Then I have compiled the program with gcc and clang. Here are the results: clang 0000000000000000 <add>: 0: 31 c9 хог есх,есх 85 ff of 49 cf 8d 04 31 test edi,edi 2: Cmovns ecx,edi lea 4: eax,[гсх+rsi*1] eax,edi edi,esi 7: 29 f8 sub a: 39 f7 of 4d c1 C: стр CMovge eax,ecx ret e: 11: c3 gcc 0000000000000000 <add>: 0: 85 ff edi,edi edx,esi eax,0x0 cmovg eax,edi edx,edi edx,eax edi,esi CMovl eax,edx test 89 f2 2: Mov b8 00 Θ0 00 00 4: Mov Of 4f c7 9: c: 29 fa sub 01 C2 add e: 39 f7 10: стр Of 4c c2 12: 15: c3 ret To those who don't know assembly: both compilers managed to optimize out the loops, so the function will run in constant time. Well... the original post was in Java, so what about it? l've prepared the following program: public static int add(int num1, int num2) { int retval = 0; for (int i = 0; i < num1; i++) { retval++; } for (int i = num1; i < num2; i++) { retval++; return retval; Of course Java doesn't compile into native code, but OpenJDK since version 7 allows to extract the assembly from JIT during runtime. The idea behind Java is like this: 1. Compile into bytecode in some dumb way. 2. Use either interpreter (for rarely used functions) or JIT (for frequently used functions) to optimize the code as much as possible. 3. Run. So all I need is the output of point 2. Analyzing the bytecode would be unfair (JIT is supposed to do lots of optimizations). So what did Java do? Well... # {method} {0x00007f52c853e420} # parmo: # рагм1: '(II)I' in 'ASDF' 'add = int = int (sp of caller) $0x18,%rsp %rbp,0x10(%rsp) rsi гdx [sp+0x20] Ox00007f52c89b3620: sub #3 Ox00007f52c89b3627: mov ;*synchronization entry ; - ASDF::add@-1 (line 3) Ox00007f52c89b362c: test %esi,%esi Ox00007f52c89b3666 Ox00007f52c89b362e: jle Ox00007f52c89b3630: mov $0x1,%eax %esi, %eax Ox00007f52c89b3635: cmp Ox00007f52c89b3637: jge Ox00007f52c89b3639: mov Ox00007f52c89b363b %esi, %eax ;*if_icmpge {reexecute=0 rethrow=0 return_oop=0} ; - ASDF::add@6 (line 4) Ox00007f52c89b363b: cmp Ox00007f52c89b363d: jge %edx,%esi Ox00007f52c89b3650 %esi,%r10d Ox00007f52c89b363f: mov Ox00007f52c89b3642: inc %г10d Ox00007f52c89b3645: cmp Ox00007f52c89b3648: jge %edx,%r10d Ox00007f52c89b3660 ;*if_icmpge {reexecute=0 rethrow=0 return_oop=0} ASDF::add@22 (line 7) %eax,%edx %esi,%edx Ox00007f52c89b364a: add ;*iinc {reexecute=0 rethrow=0_return_oop=0} ; - ASDF::add@25 (line 8) Ox00007f52c89b364c: sub Ox00007f52c89b364e: mov %edx,%eax ;*if_icmpge {reexecute=0 rethrow=0 return_oop=0} ; - ASDF::add@22 (line 7) Ox00007f52c89b3650: add $0x10,%rsp %rbp ох108(%г15),%г10 %eax, (%г10) Ox00007f52c89b3654: pop Ox00007f52c89b3655: mov Ox00007f52c89b365c: test {poll_return} Ox00007f52c89b365f: retq %eax,%edx %edx Ox00007f52c89b3660: mov Ox00007f52c89b3662: inc ;*iinc {reexecute=0 rethrow=0 return_oop=0} ; - ASDF::add@25 (line 8) Ox00007f52c89b3664: jmp Ox00007f52c89b3666: xor Ox00007f52c89b364e %eax,%eax Ox00007f52c89b363b Ox00007f52c89b3668: jmp Ox00007f52c89b366a: hlt Ox00007f52c89b366b: hlt Ox00007f52c89b366c: hlt Ox00007f52c89b366d: hlt Ox00007f52c89b366e: hlt At first sight it looks like lots of code, but after a minute of staring at the screen you might come to the conclusion that much like gcc and clang, javac optimized the function into an O(1) one by removing the loops, even though the code isn't as efficient as gcc's or clang's. So.. Assuming that we're using modern compilers, the presented function is a correct implementation of max(num1, num2, 0). Mondern compilers do wonders. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. Optimizations (long)
Compiled: So I saw this post at /r/ProgrammerHumor:
 I asked my pal what "bad code" was and he came up with this (i.redd.it)
 2456
 submitted 1 day ago by ajstorey456
 178 comments share save hide give award report crosspost
 //Adds positive numbers
 public static int add (int numl, int num2)
 {
 int retval = 0;
 for (int i = 0; i < numl; i++)
 {
 retval++;
 for (int i = numl; i < num2; i++)
 {
 retval++;
 return retval;
 Obviously this code is a broken max function. What's important, the
 loops are totally stupid and can be replaced by single arithmetic
 operations. Can a compiler catch this and save a freshman student
 from burning the CPU? Let's check it!
 Firstly, I've prepared a C version of this code as
 a reference point. C compilers are known to apply very aggressive
 optimization techniques.
 int add(int num1, int num2) {
 int retval = 0;
 for(int i = 0; i < num1; i++) {
 retval++;
 }
 for (int i = num1; i < num2; i++) {
 retval++;
 return retval;
 Then I have compiled the program with gcc and clang. Here are the
 results:
 clang
 0000000000000000 <add>:
 0:
 31 c9
 хог
 есх,есх
 85 ff
 of 49 cf
 8d 04 31
 test
 edi,edi
 2:
 Cmovns ecx,edi
 lea
 4:
 eax,[гсх+rsi*1]
 eax,edi
 edi,esi
 7:
 29 f8
 sub
 a:
 39 f7
 of 4d c1
 C:
 стр
 CMovge eax,ecx
 ret
 e:
 11:
 c3
 gcc
 0000000000000000 <add>:
 0:
 85 ff
 edi,edi
 edx,esi
 eax,0x0
 cmovg eax,edi
 edx,edi
 edx,eax
 edi,esi
 CMovl eax,edx
 test
 89 f2
 2:
 Mov
 b8 00 Θ0 00 00
 4:
 Mov
 Of 4f c7
 9:
 c:
 29 fa
 sub
 01 C2
 add
 e:
 39 f7
 10:
 стр
 Of 4c c2
 12:
 15:
 c3
 ret
 To those who don't know assembly: both compilers managed to
 optimize out the loops, so the function will run in constant time.
 Well... the original post was in Java, so what about it? l've prepared
 the following program:
 public static int add(int num1, int num2) {
 int retval = 0;
 for (int i = 0; i < num1; i++) {
 retval++;
 }
 for (int i = num1; i < num2; i++) {
 retval++;
 return retval;
 Of course Java doesn't compile into native code, but OpenJDK
 since version 7 allows to extract the assembly from JIT during
 runtime.
 The idea behind Java is like this:
 1. Compile into bytecode in some dumb way.
 2. Use either interpreter (for rarely used functions) or JIT (for
 frequently used functions) to optimize the code as much as
 possible.
 3. Run.
 So all I need is the output of point 2. Analyzing the bytecode
 would be unfair (JIT is supposed to do lots of optimizations).
 So what did Java do?
 Well...
 # {method} {0x00007f52c853e420}
 # parmo:
 # рагм1:
 '(II)I' in 'ASDF'
 'add
 = int
 = int
 (sp of caller)
 $0x18,%rsp
 %rbp,0x10(%rsp)
 rsi
 гdx
 [sp+0x20]
 Ox00007f52c89b3620: sub
 #3
 Ox00007f52c89b3627: mov
 ;*synchronization entry
 ; - ASDF::add@-1 (line 3)
 Ox00007f52c89b362c: test
 %esi,%esi
 Ox00007f52c89b3666
 Ox00007f52c89b362e: jle
 Ox00007f52c89b3630: mov
 $0x1,%eax
 %esi, %eax
 Ox00007f52c89b3635: cmp
 Ox00007f52c89b3637: jge
 Ox00007f52c89b3639: mov
 Ox00007f52c89b363b
 %esi, %eax
 ;*if_icmpge {reexecute=0 rethrow=0 return_oop=0}
 ; - ASDF::add@6 (line 4)
 Ox00007f52c89b363b: cmp
 Ox00007f52c89b363d: jge
 %edx,%esi
 Ox00007f52c89b3650
 %esi,%r10d
 Ox00007f52c89b363f: mov
 Ox00007f52c89b3642: inc
 %г10d
 Ox00007f52c89b3645: cmp
 Ox00007f52c89b3648: jge
 %edx,%r10d
 Ox00007f52c89b3660
 ;*if_icmpge {reexecute=0 rethrow=0 return_oop=0}
 ASDF::add@22 (line 7)
 %eax,%edx
 %esi,%edx
 Ox00007f52c89b364a: add
 ;*iinc {reexecute=0 rethrow=0_return_oop=0}
 ; - ASDF::add@25 (line 8)
 Ox00007f52c89b364c: sub
 Ox00007f52c89b364e: mov
 %edx,%eax
 ;*if_icmpge {reexecute=0 rethrow=0 return_oop=0}
 ; - ASDF::add@22 (line 7)
 Ox00007f52c89b3650: add
 $0x10,%rsp
 %rbp
 ох108(%г15),%г10
 %eax, (%г10)
 Ox00007f52c89b3654: pop
 Ox00007f52c89b3655: mov
 Ox00007f52c89b365c: test
 {poll_return}
 Ox00007f52c89b365f: retq
 %eax,%edx
 %edx
 Ox00007f52c89b3660: mov
 Ox00007f52c89b3662: inc
 ;*iinc {reexecute=0 rethrow=0 return_oop=0}
 ; - ASDF::add@25 (line 8)
 Ox00007f52c89b3664: jmp
 Ox00007f52c89b3666: xor
 Ox00007f52c89b364e
 %eax,%eax
 Ox00007f52c89b363b
 Ox00007f52c89b3668: jmp
 Ox00007f52c89b366a: hlt
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Compiled the best replies to the best tweet on twitter

Compiled the best replies to the best tweet on twitter

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Compiled: Pop-Tarts O @PopTartsUS 2d
 Ubisoft O @Ubisoft 2d
 KFC Gaming o @kfcgaming - 2d
 Replying to @netflix
 Hot Pockets O @hotpockets - 3d
 Duolingo O @duolingo - 2d
 Replying to @netflix
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 "Ubisoft"
 Are you a boy or a girl?
 Fill me up
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 These reminders don't seem to be working.
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 The Sims O @TheSims 2d
 Petco O @Petco 2d
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 @GoPro
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 WooHoo!
 We really need to do more video.
 We hope you enjoy these new toys!
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 I need a nut.
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 Kettle Brand Chips O @kettlebrand 2d
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 Double tap.
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 Do you want more meat?
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 White Claw Hard Seltzer O @Whit.
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 fitbit
 SurveyMonkey O surveyMonkey-2d
 Replying to netfix
 On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate
 the service you've just received?
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 "We'll help you know your body better"
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Took over 2 hours, but I compiled the best replies to quite possibly the best tweet ever created

Took over 2 hours, but I compiled the best replies to quite possibly the best tweet ever created

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I compiled a bunch of photos of me to send to a celebrity I adore, and I just realized the clippy things look like penises. 👀

I compiled a bunch of photos of me to send to a celebrity I adore, and I just realized the clippy things look like penises. 👀

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I have compiled a list of reasons people would miss me

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Compiled: "Stereotypical Nerds" were asked: "If given the choice, what body part would you use to strangle somebody to death? The results were compiled into a 3D pie-chart. The main website for survey gathering was Reddit, specifically the r/AskReddit sub. Each color on the pie chart represents a particular body part. All of the nerds were male and aged between 18-30. Arms: 3-11.5% Hands: 7.26.9% Thighs: 16 - 61.5% The sample size was 26 nerds. There is a meme about how nerds 'love to strangle people with their thighs' so I wondered to myself, 'how true is this? Let's study it and do some math!" so here I go; If there are 2 nerds per 30 students, then it's easy. There's about 80 million kids under age 18 in America. 80 million / 30 * 2 = 5,300,000 nerds. If we include adults, this could go up to 10,000,000 nerds in the United States (of course there are going to be adult stereotypical nerds, such as university professors, scientists, doctors, etc). But for simplicity's sake let's assume 5.000,000 (five million) nerds in the US are of the stereotypical kind. 5,000,000 is 1.5% of the US population. 1.5% of the population of Australia: 375,000 1.5% of the population of England: 990.000 1.5% of the population of New Zealand: [New Zealand is excluded due to low population size] 1.5% of the population of Canada: 563,850 Added up, this equals 6,928,850 nerds. Not bad! Now in England, between 2009/2010, there were 55 murders from strangulation. The US has a population size 5 times that of the UK, which equals an additional (roughly) 275 murders via strangulation, so we have 330 murders via strangulation happening in the US and UK yearly approximately. Canada would be an extra 25 murders via strangulation, so 355. Australia - 1/3rd the size of England, about 18 extra murders via strangulation, so 373 murders via strangulation in large, English speaking countries. I surveyed Reddit asking stereotypical looking nerds (guys, as most stereotypical nerds seem to be male) what body part they would strangle somebody with if they had to choke someone to death. 70% of nerds (50 answered) said they would use their legs or thighs. 70% of the amount of nerds in English speaking countries is 4,850,195 - so this amount of nerds would strangle someone using their thighs. Now 4,850,195 is [1.05%] of 457,600,000 which is the population of large English speaking countries added up. 1.05% of 373 equals 3.9165 strangulation cases from nerds who used their thighs happening in English speaking countries annually, which a new case happening on average every 3 months. 'Nerds' of the stereotypical kind are said to have properly come about in the 1950's, so if we assume the first 'nerd' was around in 1950, then since their conception, nerds have murdered approximately 280 people using their thighs between 1950-2020. It seems as though this phenomenon is under documented as I've only come across four cases of it happening in the news between 2008-2014. But not to worry! In 2019, there were 10 commercial plane crashes, meaning you're 150% (3x) more likely to die in a plane crash than a nerd's thighs! Stereotypical nerds have a tendency to strangle people using their thicc thighs, and according to statistics, strangle on average 4 people to death with their thighs EVERY YEAR. About 280 people have DIED in this exact manner since 1950
Compiled: "Stereotypical Nerds" were asked:
 "If given the choice, what body part would you use to strangle
 somebody to death?
 The results were compiled into a 3D pie-chart. The main website for
 survey gathering was Reddit, specifically the r/AskReddit sub.
 Each color on the pie chart represents a particular body part. All of
 the nerds were male and aged between 18-30.
 Arms: 3-11.5%
 Hands: 7.26.9%
 Thighs: 16 - 61.5%
 The sample size was 26 nerds.
 There is a meme about how nerds 'love to strangle people with their thighs' so I wondered to myself, 'how true is this? Let's study it and
 do some math!" so here I go;
 If there are 2 nerds per 30 students, then it's easy. There's about 80 million kids under age 18 in America. 80 million / 30 * 2 =
 5,300,000 nerds.
 If we include adults, this could go up to 10,000,000 nerds in the United States (of course there are going to be adult stereotypical nerds,
 such as university professors, scientists, doctors, etc).
 But for simplicity's sake let's assume 5.000,000 (five million) nerds in the US are of the stereotypical kind.
 5,000,000 is 1.5% of the US population.
 1.5% of the population of Australia:
 375,000
 1.5% of the population of England:
 990.000
 1.5% of the population of New Zealand:
 [New Zealand is excluded due to low population size]
 1.5% of the population of Canada:
 563,850
 Added up, this equals 6,928,850 nerds. Not bad!
 Now in England, between 2009/2010, there were 55 murders from strangulation. The US has a population size 5 times that of the UK,
 which equals an additional (roughly) 275 murders via strangulation, so we have 330 murders via strangulation happening in the US and
 UK yearly approximately. Canada would be an extra 25 murders via strangulation, so 355. Australia - 1/3rd the size of England, about
 18 extra murders via strangulation, so 373 murders via strangulation in large, English speaking countries.
 I surveyed Reddit asking stereotypical looking nerds (guys, as most stereotypical nerds seem to be male) what body part they would
 strangle somebody with if they had to choke someone to death. 70% of nerds (50 answered) said they would use their legs or thighs.
 70% of the amount of nerds in English speaking countries is 4,850,195 - so this amount of nerds would strangle someone using their
 thighs.
 Now 4,850,195 is [1.05%] of 457,600,000 which is the population of large English speaking countries added up.
 1.05% of 373 equals 3.9165 strangulation cases from nerds who used their thighs happening in English speaking countries
 annually, which a new case happening on average every 3 months. 'Nerds' of the stereotypical kind are said to have properly come
 about in the 1950's, so if we assume the first 'nerd' was around in 1950, then since their conception, nerds have murdered
 approximately 280 people using their thighs between 1950-2020.
 It seems as though this phenomenon is under documented as I've only come across four cases of it happening in the news between
 2008-2014.
 But not to worry! In 2019, there were 10 commercial plane crashes, meaning you're 150% (3x) more likely to die in a plane crash than a
 nerd's thighs!
Stereotypical nerds have a tendency to strangle people using their thicc thighs, and according to statistics, strangle on average 4 people to death with their thighs EVERY YEAR. About 280 people have DIED in this exact manner since 1950

Stereotypical nerds have a tendency to strangle people using their thicc thighs, and according to statistics, strangle on average 4 peopl...