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Compiled: School LibraryJournal @sljournal SLJ An Updated Look at Diversity in Children's Books ow.ly/nerj50uIXed DIVERSITY IN 8 CHILDREN'S BOOKS Percentage of books depicting characters from diverse backgrounds based on the 2018 publishing statistics compiled by the Cooperative Children's Book Center, School of Education, University of Wisconsin-Madison: ccbc.education.wisc.edu/books/pcstats.asp 50% 7% 1% 5% 10% 27% +a 558 0OKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOK American Asian Pacific Islander/Asian Pacific American Latinx African/ White Animals/Other Indians/ African The CCBC Inventory includes 3,134 books published in 2018. This grophic would not hove been possible without the statistics compiled by the CCBC, ond the review and feedbock we received from Edith Compbel, Molly Beth Griffin, K. T. Horning, Debble Reese, Ebony Ellzabeth Thomas, and Modeline Tyner, Many thanks First Nations American ustration by David Huyck, in consultation with Sarah Park Dohlen Released under a Creative Commons 8Y-SA licenses https//creativecommons.org/Bicenses/by-so/4.0/ 7:30 AM Jun 20, 2019 Hootsuite Inc. 1.3K Likes 821 Retweets It is gia, hello @missgiagiagia Animals had more representation than all Black, brown and indigenous people combined. Our children deserve better. Deserve MORE SLJ SchoolLibraryJournal @sljournal 19h An Updated Look at Diversity in Children's Books ow.ly/nerj50uIXed DIVERSITY IN CHILDREN'S BOOKSZU18 Percentage of books depicting characters from diverse backgrounds based on the 2018 publishing statistics compiled by the Cooperative Children's Book Center, School of Education, University of Wisconsin-Madison: ccbc.education.wisc.edu/books/pestats.asp 5% 7% 10% 27% 50% L558 BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS African White American Latinx Asian Pacific Animals/Other Indians/ Islander/Asian African 2:14 PM Jun 20, 2019 Twitt er for iPad 4.4K Likes 2.3K Retweets superunfriendlyreminder: That actually explains why we come after animals on the list of “ deaths that actually matter to white ppl”
Compiled: School LibraryJournal
 @sljournal
 SLJ
 An Updated Look at Diversity in
 Children's Books
 ow.ly/nerj50uIXed
 DIVERSITY IN 8
 CHILDREN'S BOOKS
 Percentage of books depicting characters from diverse backgrounds
 based on the 2018 publishing statistics compiled by the
 Cooperative Children's Book Center, School of Education,
 University of Wisconsin-Madison:
 ccbc.education.wisc.edu/books/pcstats.asp
 50%
 7%
 1%
 5%
 10%
 27%
 +a
 558
 0OKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOK
 American
 Asian Pacific
 Islander/Asian
 Pacific American
 Latinx
 African/
 White
 Animals/Other
 Indians/
 African
 The CCBC Inventory includes 3,134 books published in 2018. This grophic would not
 hove been possible without the statistics compiled by the CCBC, ond the review and
 feedbock we received from Edith Compbel, Molly Beth Griffin, K. T. Horning,
 Debble Reese, Ebony Ellzabeth Thomas, and Modeline Tyner, Many thanks
 First Nations
 American
 ustration by David Huyck, in consultation with Sarah Park Dohlen
 Released under a Creative Commons 8Y-SA licenses https//creativecommons.org/Bicenses/by-so/4.0/
 7:30 AM Jun 20, 2019 Hootsuite Inc.
 1.3K Likes
 821 Retweets

 It is gia, hello
 @missgiagiagia
 Animals had more representation than
 all Black, brown and indigenous
 people combined. Our children
 deserve better. Deserve MORE
 SLJ SchoolLibraryJournal @sljournal 19h
 An Updated Look at Diversity in Children's Books
 ow.ly/nerj50uIXed
 DIVERSITY IN
 CHILDREN'S BOOKSZU18
 Percentage of books depicting characters from diverse backgrounds
 based on the 2018 publishing statistics compiled by the
 Cooperative Children's Book Center, School of Education,
 University of Wisconsin-Madison:
 ccbc.education.wisc.edu/books/pestats.asp
 5%
 7%
 10%
 27%
 50%
 L558
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 African
 White
 American
 Latinx
 Asian Pacific
 Animals/Other
 Indians/
 Islander/Asian
 African
 2:14 PM Jun 20, 2019 Twitt er for iPad
 4.4K Likes
 2.3K Retweets
superunfriendlyreminder:

That actually explains why we come after animals on the list of “ deaths that actually matter to white ppl”

superunfriendlyreminder: That actually explains why we come after animals on the list of “ deaths that actually matter to white ppl”

Compiled: tumblr Year in Review Social Impact 2019 2019 fandom: Tumblr and Social Impact in 2019For 2019, our Social Impact team (@action​) compiled trends they saw across the platform. From #BlackExcellence365 to National Hispanic Heritage Month, there’s no doubt that Tumblr’s community is incredibly passionate about and dedicated to social issues. During Women’s History Month, we shared stories from Black women, trans people, women of color, and more from all industries in threads that continued throughout the year. The tag #postitforward was where many of you shared mental health stories, uplifting others in an honest and raw way. The community mobilized for climate change with the hashtag #FridaysForFuture, rose to honor new communities during our first ever #APAHM campaign, and celebrated all things LGBTQ+ year-round with #tumblr pride!When we looked at all of the data, we weren’t surprised at which issues are the most important to you, the Tumblr community. You all engaged in these conversations and put action into your words. Whether you created art, wrote, edited GIFs, or posted selfies as part of your activism, you showed up. While this list is ranked by engagement volume, there is no value judgment as to the importance of any one issue over the other.Mental healthBlack cultureFeminismPride monthEqualityIntersectional feminismClimate changeCapitalism Racism Blackout Stay passionate, Tumblr. Keep making actual change in this world, through all of the 2020s. 
Compiled: tumblr Year in Review
 Social Impact
 2019
 2019
fandom:

Tumblr and Social Impact in 2019For 2019, our Social Impact team (@action​) compiled trends they saw across the platform. From #BlackExcellence365 to National Hispanic Heritage Month, there’s no doubt that Tumblr’s community is incredibly passionate about and dedicated to social issues. During Women’s History Month, we shared stories from Black women, trans people, women of color, and more from all industries in threads that continued throughout the year. The tag #postitforward was where many of you shared mental health stories, uplifting others in an honest and raw way. The community mobilized for climate change with the hashtag #FridaysForFuture, rose to honor new communities during our first ever #APAHM campaign, and celebrated all things LGBTQ+ year-round with #tumblr pride!When we looked at all of the data, we weren’t surprised at which issues are the most important to you, the Tumblr community. You all engaged in these conversations and put action into your words. Whether you created art, wrote, edited GIFs, or posted selfies as part of your activism, you showed up. While this list is ranked by engagement volume, there is no value judgment as to the importance of any one issue over the other.Mental healthBlack cultureFeminismPride monthEqualityIntersectional feminismClimate changeCapitalism Racism Blackout Stay passionate, Tumblr. Keep making actual change in this world, through all of the 2020s. 

fandom: Tumblr and Social Impact in 2019For 2019, our Social Impact team (@action​) compiled trends they saw across the platform. From #...

Compiled: School LibraryJournal @sljournal SLJ An Updated Look at Diversity in Children's Books ow.ly/nerj50uIXed DIVERSITY IN 8 CHILDREN'S BOOKS Percentage of books depicting characters from diverse backgrounds based on the 2018 publishing statistics compiled by the Cooperative Children's Book Center, School of Education, University of Wisconsin-Madison: ccbc.education.wisc.edu/books/pcstats.asp 50% 7% 1% 5% 10% 27% +a 558 0OKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOK American Asian Pacific Islander/Asian Pacific American Latinx African/ White Animals/Other Indians/ African The CCBC Inventory includes 3,134 books published in 2018. This grophic would not hove been possible without the statistics compiled by the CCBC, ond the review and feedbock we received from Edith Compbel, Molly Beth Griffin, K. T. Horning, Debble Reese, Ebony Ellzabeth Thomas, and Modeline Tyner, Many thanks First Nations American ustration by David Huyck, in consultation with Sarah Park Dohlen Released under a Creative Commons 8Y-SA licenses https//creativecommons.org/Bicenses/by-so/4.0/ 7:30 AM Jun 20, 2019 Hootsuite Inc. 1.3K Likes 821 Retweets It is gia, hello @missgiagiagia Animals had more representation than all Black, brown and indigenous people combined. Our children deserve better. Deserve MORE SLJ SchoolLibraryJournal @sljournal 19h An Updated Look at Diversity in Children's Books ow.ly/nerj50uIXed DIVERSITY IN CHILDREN'S BOOKSZU18 Percentage of books depicting characters from diverse backgrounds based on the 2018 publishing statistics compiled by the Cooperative Children's Book Center, School of Education, University of Wisconsin-Madison: ccbc.education.wisc.edu/books/pestats.asp 5% 7% 10% 27% 50% L558 BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS African White American Latinx Asian Pacific Animals/Other Indians/ Islander/Asian African 2:14 PM Jun 20, 2019 Twitt er for iPad 4.4K Likes 2.3K Retweets superunfriendlyreminder: That actually explains why we come after animals on the list of “ deaths that actually matter to white ppl”
Compiled: School LibraryJournal
 @sljournal
 SLJ
 An Updated Look at Diversity in
 Children's Books
 ow.ly/nerj50uIXed
 DIVERSITY IN 8
 CHILDREN'S BOOKS
 Percentage of books depicting characters from diverse backgrounds
 based on the 2018 publishing statistics compiled by the
 Cooperative Children's Book Center, School of Education,
 University of Wisconsin-Madison:
 ccbc.education.wisc.edu/books/pcstats.asp
 50%
 7%
 1%
 5%
 10%
 27%
 +a
 558
 0OKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOK
 American
 Asian Pacific
 Islander/Asian
 Pacific American
 Latinx
 African/
 White
 Animals/Other
 Indians/
 African
 The CCBC Inventory includes 3,134 books published in 2018. This grophic would not
 hove been possible without the statistics compiled by the CCBC, ond the review and
 feedbock we received from Edith Compbel, Molly Beth Griffin, K. T. Horning,
 Debble Reese, Ebony Ellzabeth Thomas, and Modeline Tyner, Many thanks
 First Nations
 American
 ustration by David Huyck, in consultation with Sarah Park Dohlen
 Released under a Creative Commons 8Y-SA licenses https//creativecommons.org/Bicenses/by-so/4.0/
 7:30 AM Jun 20, 2019 Hootsuite Inc.
 1.3K Likes
 821 Retweets

 It is gia, hello
 @missgiagiagia
 Animals had more representation than
 all Black, brown and indigenous
 people combined. Our children
 deserve better. Deserve MORE
 SLJ SchoolLibraryJournal @sljournal 19h
 An Updated Look at Diversity in Children's Books
 ow.ly/nerj50uIXed
 DIVERSITY IN
 CHILDREN'S BOOKSZU18
 Percentage of books depicting characters from diverse backgrounds
 based on the 2018 publishing statistics compiled by the
 Cooperative Children's Book Center, School of Education,
 University of Wisconsin-Madison:
 ccbc.education.wisc.edu/books/pestats.asp
 5%
 7%
 10%
 27%
 50%
 L558
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 BOOKS
 African
 White
 American
 Latinx
 Asian Pacific
 Animals/Other
 Indians/
 Islander/Asian
 African
 2:14 PM Jun 20, 2019 Twitt er for iPad
 4.4K Likes
 2.3K Retweets
superunfriendlyreminder:


That actually explains why we come after animals on the list of “ deaths that actually matter to white ppl”

superunfriendlyreminder: That actually explains why we come after animals on the list of “ deaths that actually matter to white ppl”

Compiled: krista (030) y@cherryblushed i used to read 3-4 full sized novels in middle school. now i see anything longer than a paragraph and bounce. i'll miss u brain cells, can't believe u peaked at age 12 15/9/18, 1:04 pm 68 Retweets 238 Likes takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights: dewdrop156: memecage: It do be like that. I was having a surprisingly good conversation with my sister recently and I was talking about how one of the reasons I don’t read as much as I used to is because I don’t have the same resources I did when I was a 4th grader. When I was a kid, I could sit and read all I wanted, all I had to to was exist and go where people took me. I didn’t have to feed myself or pay bills or keep track of things, which of course now I have to deal with all of those things so I can’t read as much and tend to read pretty easy to read books. My sister brought up the really good point that, of course I want to read easy books, I’m a young adult, in a very tumultuous phase of life, constantly being thrown new information, my brain doesnt want a classical novel, my brain wants something readable and immersive. tl;dr don’t feel bad for not reading as much as you used to, it’s okay. Read what you can when you can and don’t stress about the rest But nowadays, there are so many more resources for reading that you can gain access to. Even though you’re busy and stressed out my life, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t continue to strive to read whenever possible. I’ve compiled this basic list of super accessible ways to read in the modern age.1. LibbyLibby is a library app, and it free to use. If you have a library card (which you can either pick up at a branch or online, depending on where you live), you put in your information, and you have access to your library’s ebooks and audiobooks. Generally, you can check ebooks out for two to three weeks, and it gives you the option to renew (if someone isn’t waiting in line for that book) or return early. It’s super user- friendly. If you want to scam the system a little bit, a lot of libraries give you 30 to 60 days after making a card online to come in and actually get a physical card and show your ID. If you are looking for a specific book that your library may not have, make library cards at other locations with fake addresses and check out their supply. I personally have about eight library cards, so I always can find what I’m looking for unless it’s super rare. 2. KindleWhile you can buy the actual Amazon e-reader, you can also just use the free app. There are a bunch of ebooks you can read for free, or for a low price. If you have Kindle Unlimited ($10/month), you can borrow up to ten KU books at a time for as long as you want. A lot of authors have KU books, so it’s a good way to go. 3. NookBarnes and Noble’s Nook is similar to the Kindle—comes in a physical e-reader, but is also usable as a free app. I will say I find that their selection generally costs more than Amazon’s selection, but it’s an option if you prefer to stay away from Amazon products. One thing they do sometime around the end of the year is send you out a refund check for all the books that you purchased through them that were at a higher market price then they would’ve been elsewhere. I’ve gotten like three of these, so I figure it’s a regular thing. 4. AudibleFor people who are sight-impaired or have difficulty sitting down and reading a book, audiobooks are SO the way to go. When you sign up, you can receive up to two free audiobooks, and whatever plan you decide to go with gives you two free audiobooks a month (from a specific selection) in addition to your credits! If you have Kindle ebooks, there is sometimes an option to purchase the accompanying Audible audiobook for a super discounted rate. If you don’t like an audiobook, you can call in to return it at any time. I have something like forty or fifty audiobooks from them, and I’ve exchanged another twenty. These options are all in addition to physical books from your local library, and discount bookstores. The nice thing about ebooks is that generally they have the option to highlight and bookmark pages, change the font size and type, and even change the color of the page if you prefer.I always thought audiobooks were for old people until a few years ago when I was commuting about three hours a day for work. I wasn’t reading nearly as much, and as an avid reader, that distressed me greatly.Finally, I looked into audiobooks and it was a huge life changer. Instead of wasting three hours a day in traffic, I was reading for three hours a day that I would’ve otherwise not been able to. Not only does it make a trip go faster, but it makes it much more enjoyable.And even if you don’t want it for the commute or for the gym, audiobooks are a really good option for people who have vision problems. I have migraines when I stare at screens too much, so I pop on an audiobook and just crochet or do the dishes. I have a friend who has very bad eyesight, and he has not been able to read in something close to a year. I set him up with a library card and a Libby account, and all of a sudden, he was able to catch up on all the books he had been wanting to read!I’m just saying, I promote reading because no matter what you read, you’re learning something. Even though life is stressful and crazy and distracting, there are still ways you can find to sit down and curl up with a good book. “My brother has his sword, I have my books. And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.” -Tyrion Lannister
Compiled: krista (030)
 y@cherryblushed
 i used to read 3-4 full sized
 novels in middle school. now i see
 anything longer than a paragraph
 and bounce. i'll miss u brain cells,
 can't believe u peaked at age 12
 15/9/18, 1:04 pm
 68 Retweets 238 Likes
takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights:

dewdrop156:
memecage:
It do be like that.

I was having a surprisingly good conversation with my sister recently and I was talking about how one of the reasons I don’t read as much as I used to is because I don’t have the same resources I did when I was a 4th grader. When I was a kid, I could sit and read all I wanted, all I had to to was exist and go where people took me. I didn’t have to feed myself or pay bills or keep track of things, which of course now I have to deal with all of those things so I can’t read as much and tend to read pretty easy to read books. My sister brought up the really good point that, of course I want to read easy books, I’m a young adult, in a very tumultuous phase of life, constantly being thrown new information, my brain doesnt want a classical novel, my brain wants something readable and immersive. 
tl;dr don’t feel bad for not reading as much as you used to, it’s okay. Read what you can when you can and don’t stress about the rest


But nowadays, there are so many more resources for reading that you can gain access to. Even though you’re busy and stressed out my life, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t continue to strive to read whenever possible. I’ve compiled this basic list of super accessible ways to read in the modern age.1. LibbyLibby is a library app, and it free to use. If you have a library card (which you can either pick up at a branch or online, depending on where you live), you put in your information, and you have access to your library’s ebooks and audiobooks. Generally, you can check ebooks out for two to three weeks, and it gives you the option to renew (if someone isn’t waiting in line for that book) or return early. It’s super user- friendly. If you want to scam the system a little bit, a lot of libraries give you 30 to 60 days after making a card online to come in and actually get a physical card and show your ID. If you are looking for a specific book that your library may not have, make library cards at other locations with fake addresses and check out their supply. I personally have about eight library cards, so I always can find what I’m looking for unless it’s super rare. 2. KindleWhile you can buy the actual Amazon e-reader, you can also just use the free app. There are a bunch of ebooks you can read for free, or for a low price. If you have Kindle Unlimited ($10/month), you can borrow up to ten KU books at a time for as long as you want. A lot of authors have KU books, so it’s a good way to go. 3. NookBarnes and Noble’s Nook is similar to the Kindle—comes in a physical e-reader, but is also usable as a free app. I will say I find that their selection generally costs more than Amazon’s selection, but it’s an option if you prefer to stay away from Amazon products. One thing they do sometime around the end of the year is send you out a refund check for all the books that you purchased through them that were at a higher market price then they would’ve been elsewhere. I’ve gotten like three of these, so I figure it’s a regular thing. 4. AudibleFor people who are sight-impaired or have difficulty sitting down and reading a book, audiobooks are SO the way to go. When you sign up, you can receive up to two free audiobooks, and whatever plan you decide to go with gives you two free audiobooks a month (from a specific selection) in addition to your credits! If you have Kindle ebooks, there is sometimes an option to purchase the accompanying Audible audiobook for a super discounted rate. If you don’t like an audiobook, you can call in to return it at any time. I have something like forty or fifty audiobooks from them, and I’ve exchanged another twenty. These options are all in addition to physical books from your local library, and discount bookstores. The nice thing about ebooks is that generally they have the option to highlight and bookmark pages, change the font size and type, and even change the color of the page if you prefer.I always thought audiobooks were for old people until a few years ago when I was commuting about three hours a day for work. I wasn’t reading nearly as much, and as an avid reader, that distressed me greatly.Finally, I looked into audiobooks and it was a huge life changer. Instead of wasting three hours a day in traffic, I was reading for three hours a day that I would’ve otherwise not been able to. Not only does it make a trip go faster, but it makes it much more enjoyable.And even if you don’t want it for the commute or for the gym, audiobooks are a really good option for people who have vision problems. I have migraines when I stare at screens too much, so I pop on an audiobook and just crochet or do the dishes. I have a friend who has very bad eyesight, and he has not been able to read in something close to a year. I set him up with a library card and a Libby account, and all of a sudden, he was able to catch up on all the books he had been wanting to read!I’m just saying, I promote reading because no matter what you read, you’re learning something. Even though life is stressful and crazy and distracting, there are still ways you can find to sit down and curl up with a good book.

“My brother has his sword, I have my books. And a mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.” -Tyrion Lannister

takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights: dewdrop156: memecage: It do be like that. I was having a surprisingly good conversation with my siste...

Compiled: 212,213 E easterelf E the-angelcondom D IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE, BURY THE VICTIM 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH A DEAD DOG BODY-SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE princess-azula grapefruitshampoo imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane tephnos sirisles dixiesaurer aaronwarner-anderson mongezeas gokudera sarahdesdemona ninth-level-of-awesome I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals. Also, if you're burying a full body. make sure you bury them vertically Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that's suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It's easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don't have to tell your neighbors, "Oh, I'm night gardening!" Also, if a dog happens across it, it's more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband. Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They're a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well. You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA. ...I didn't come up with these ideas, just what I've gleaned from reading on the internet. I used to joke about Tumbir teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge thanks tumblr Remember when you're at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious. If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won't get suspicious. This way you don't have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN IAFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF IAM DONE Don't forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they're easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up. I am not a serial killer, honest. I am seriously concerned for all of you please don't judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT'S FOR PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK I'M PRETTY SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON BURYING BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT SUFFICES TO BE COMPILED AS A HANDBOOK How to murder sucessfullyomg-humor.tumblr.com
Compiled: 212,213 E
 easterelf E the-angelcondom D
 IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE, BURY THE VICTIM
 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH A DEAD DOG
 BODY-SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD
 DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
 princess-azula
 grapefruitshampoo
 imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane
 tephnos
 sirisles
 dixiesaurer
 aaronwarner-anderson
 mongezeas
 gokudera
 sarahdesdemona
 ninth-level-of-awesome
 I love how Tumblr teaches
 us how to be perfect
 criminals.
 Also, if you're burying a full body.
 make sure you bury them
 vertically Satellites orbiting
 earth look for holes that are
 approx. 6ft long because that's
 suspicious. Ideally though, drain
 your body of fluids in a tub ((mix
 fluids with bleach and let them
 soak before draining and take
 precautions to keep your house
 from smelling like death from
 your sink and whatnot. Draining
 the body also keeps decomp at
 bay a bit and makes it easier to
 portion)) and cut it to bits. It's
 easier to bury a head than a
 whole body, and takes less time
 so you don't have to tell your
 neighbors, "Oh, I'm night
 gardening!"
 Also, if a dog happens across it,
 it's more likely it will devour a
 single body part than all of your
 ex-husband.
 Another method is to put it into a
 septic tank. They're a plethora of
 bacteria, and the smell of waste
 covers the smell of
 decomposition very well.
 You should also destroy all teeth,
 massacre the face and burn
 fingerprints/remove finger tips to
 keep from identifying by anything
 other than DNA.
 ...I didn't come up with these
 ideas, just what I've gleaned
 from reading on the internet.
 I used to joke about Tumbir teaching
 us how to get away with murder, but
 fuck, man
 the thing is when i see this i want to go kill
 a man just because i have the knowledge
 thanks tumblr
 Remember when you're at the crime scene to wipe
 down all surfaces and then take the victims hands
 and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run
 the hands along table tops. A room with zero
 fingerprints is very suspicious.
 If you live near the ocean you can drain the body
 and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it
 all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily
 by pretending to chum the water for fish and
 sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before
 dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty
 of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a
 while so anyone who happens to see you won't get
 suspicious. This way you don't have any body parts
 lying around waiting to be dug up and identified.
 Plus you might catch a marlin or something
 PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN
 IAFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF IAM DONE
 Don't forget that the chances of being caught are greatly
 reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to
 you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know
 in some fashion, so they're easily caught. Serial killers kill at
 random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.
 I am not a serial killer, honest.
 I am seriously concerned for all of you
 please don't judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT'S FOR
 PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK
 I'M PRETTY SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON
 BURYING BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT SUFFICES TO BE COMPILED
 AS A HANDBOOK
How to murder sucessfullyomg-humor.tumblr.com

How to murder sucessfullyomg-humor.tumblr.com

Compiled: screenr.com – record movies of your desktop and send them straight to YouTube. iconfinder.com – the best place to find icons of all sizes. midomi.com – when you need to find the name of a song. shelterpups.com - you can send them a picture of your dog and they'll send you a stuffed animal that looks just like it. justinguitar.com - learn to play the guitar for free. Wolframalpha.com - an answer engine that can solve nearly any mathematic equation nickreboot.com - you can continuously stream 90's cartoons for free! Pizzacodes.com - provides you with promo codes for discounts at mosts restaurants Cornel1801.com/disney/movies.html watch every single old Disney movie for FREE Ultrafacts.tumblr.com www.10minutemail.com - For those times you need a throwaway email address The email address will enable you to get confirmation then self destruct in 10 minutes www.writewords.org.uk/word_count.asp - Great for finding all the words and phrases you overuse in your writing. www.agoodmovietowatch.com - Do you spend all your Netflix time trying to figure out which movie to watch? Problem solved! www.vidtomp3.com - converts videos to mp3. www.printwhatyoulike.com - print web pages without the clutter. www.cliffsnotes.com - Valuable resources like study guides and test prep for standard books and subjects. ultrafacts.tumblr.com- awesome facts & life hacks Ultrafacts.tumblr.com www.livemocha.com - A free online language learning website. www.vocaroo.com – Record your voice with a click. www.retailmenot.com - Save tons of money with this site, it provides lots of coupons at no cost. www.allrecipes.com - Website full of FREE tasty recipes. www.documentaryheaven.com - A website that lets you watch thousands of documentaries for free. www.essaytyper.com - Writes a free essay for you if you provide a topic. (USE WITH CAUTION) Ultrafacts.tumblr.com www.snesfun.com - you can play almost every single old Nintendo game www.blahtherapy.com - you can vent your problems and secrets to a total stranger. ex.fm - See what's trending. Discover new music. Share with friends. www.omfgdogs.com www.startcooking.com - For those beginning their cooking journey www.howtoplaypiano.ca - Learn piano for FREE www.stolencamerafinder.com - Use Photo EXIF to find your stolen camera Ultrafacts.tumblr.com www.KhanAcademy.org - Over 1200 videos lessons covering everything from basic arithmetic and algebra to differential equations, physics, chemistry, biology and finance. Lot's of educational material to help you learn new skills. www.Home Tips.com - Tons of articles and resources providing expert help for do-it-yourself home repairs and improvements. www.shityoucanafford.com - you can buy cool gifts and gadgets for almost no money www.rainymood.com is a website that makes it sound like it's raining outside. It's amazing if you need to concentrate on studying www.online-image-editor.com - Edit images/gifs online. www.sparknotes.com - A basic study guide for upcoming tests on that book, or if you don't get what the chapter is about you can go on SparkNotes and it will tell in simpler form. www.playr.org/search/pokemon - play every pokemon game online. www.classicgamesarcade.com - play many arcade games such as pac man and much more online for free! Ultrafacts.tumblr.com teaseon: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog! The whole compiled list of useful links. More is to come! Follow today! Here’s more! lovelycharts.com – create flowcharts, network diagrams, sitemaps, etc.e.ggtimer.com – a simple online timer for your daily needs.coralcdn.org – if a site is down due to heavy traffic, try accessing it through coral CDN.random.org – pick random numbers, flip coins, and more.google.com/webfonts – a good collection of open source fonts.homestyler.com – design from scratch or re-model your home in 3d.join.me – share you screen with anyone over the web.wetransfer.com – for sharing really big files online.hundredzeros.com – the site lets you download free Kindle books.polishmywriting.com – check your writing for spelling or grammatical errors.marker.to – easily highlight the important parts of a web page for sharing.whichdateworks.com – planning an event? find a date that works for all.everytimezone.com – a less confusing view of the world time zones.gtmetrix.com – the perfect tool for measuring your site performance online.noteflight.com – print music sheets, write your own music online (review).imo.im – chat with your buddies on Skype, Facebook, Google Talk, etc. from one place.translate.google.com – translate web pages, PDFs and Office documents.kleki.com – create paintings and sketches with a wide variety of brushes.similarsites.com – discover new sites that are similar to what you like already.wordle.net – quick summarize long pieces of text with tag clouds.bubbl.us – create mind-maps, brainstorm ideas in the browser.kuler.adobe.com – get color ideas, also extract colors from photographs.ge.tt – qiuckly send a file to someone, they can even preview it before downloading.tinychat.com – setup a private chat room in micro-seconds.privnote.com – create text notes that will self-destruct after being read.draw.io – create diagrams and flowcharts in the browser, export your drawings to Google Drive and Dropbox.downforeveryoneorjustme.com – find if your favorite website is offline or not?urbandictionary.com – find definitions of slangs and informal words.scribblemaps.com – create custom Google Maps easily.formspring.me – you can ask or answer personal questions here.sumopaint.com – an excellent layer-based online image editor.snopes.com – find if that email offer you received is real or just another scam.typingweb.com – master touch-typing with these practice sessions.mailvu.com – send video emails to anyone using your web cam.timerime.com – create timelines with audio, video and images.stupeflix.com – make a movie out of your images, audio and video clips.safeweb.norton.com – check the trust level of any website. For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!
Compiled: screenr.com – record movies of your
 desktop and send them straight to
 YouTube.
 iconfinder.com – the best place to find
 icons of all sizes.
 midomi.com – when you need to find
 the name of a song.
 shelterpups.com - you can send them a
 picture of your dog and they'll send you
 a stuffed animal that looks just like it.
 justinguitar.com - learn to play the
 guitar for free.
 Wolframalpha.com - an answer engine
 that can solve nearly any mathematic
 equation
 nickreboot.com - you can continuously
 stream 90's cartoons for free!
 Pizzacodes.com - provides you with
 promo codes for discounts at mosts
 restaurants
 Cornel1801.com/disney/movies.html
 watch every single old Disney movie
 for FREE
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

 www.10minutemail.com - For those times you need
 a throwaway email address The email address will
 enable you to get confirmation then self destruct in
 10 minutes
 www.writewords.org.uk/word_count.asp - Great for
 finding all the words and phrases you overuse in
 your writing.
 www.agoodmovietowatch.com - Do you spend all
 your Netflix time trying to figure out which movie to
 watch? Problem solved!
 www.vidtomp3.com - converts videos to mp3.
 www.printwhatyoulike.com - print web pages
 without the clutter.
 www.cliffsnotes.com - Valuable resources like study
 guides and test prep for standard books and
 subjects.
 ultrafacts.tumblr.com- awesome facts & life hacks
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

 www.livemocha.com - A free online language
 learning website.
 www.vocaroo.com – Record your voice with a
 click.
 www.retailmenot.com - Save tons of money with
 this site, it provides lots of coupons at no cost.
 www.allrecipes.com - Website full of FREE tasty
 recipes.
 www.documentaryheaven.com - A website that
 lets you watch thousands of documentaries for
 free.
 www.essaytyper.com - Writes a free essay for
 you if you provide a topic. (USE WITH CAUTION)
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

 www.snesfun.com - you can play almost every
 single old Nintendo game
 www.blahtherapy.com - you can vent your
 problems and secrets to a total stranger.
 ex.fm - See what's trending. Discover new music.
 Share with friends.
 www.omfgdogs.com
 www.startcooking.com - For those beginning their
 cooking journey
 www.howtoplaypiano.ca - Learn piano for FREE
 www.stolencamerafinder.com - Use Photo EXIF to
 find your stolen camera
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

 www.KhanAcademy.org - Over 1200 videos lessons
 covering everything from basic arithmetic and algebra to
 differential equations, physics, chemistry, biology and
 finance. Lot's of educational material to help you learn
 new skills.
 www.Home Tips.com - Tons of articles and resources
 providing expert help for do-it-yourself home repairs and
 improvements.
 www.shityoucanafford.com - you can buy cool gifts and
 gadgets for almost no money
 www.rainymood.com is a website that makes it sound
 like it's raining outside. It's amazing if you need to
 concentrate on studying
 www.online-image-editor.com - Edit images/gifs online.
 www.sparknotes.com - A basic study guide for upcoming
 tests on that book, or if you don't get what the chapter is
 about you can go on SparkNotes and it will tell in simpler
 form.
 www.playr.org/search/pokemon - play every pokemon
 game online.
 www.classicgamesarcade.com - play many arcade
 games such as pac man and much more online for free!
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
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For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!
The whole compiled list of useful links. More is to come! Follow today!


Here’s more!
lovelycharts.com – create flowcharts, network diagrams, sitemaps, etc.e.ggtimer.com – a simple online timer for your daily needs.coralcdn.org – if a site is down due to heavy traffic, try accessing it through coral CDN.random.org – pick random numbers, flip coins, and more.google.com/webfonts – a good collection of open source fonts.homestyler.com – design from scratch or re-model your home in 3d.join.me – share you screen with anyone over the web.wetransfer.com – for sharing really big files online.hundredzeros.com – the site lets you download free Kindle books.polishmywriting.com – check your writing for spelling or grammatical errors.marker.to – easily highlight the important parts of a web page for sharing.whichdateworks.com – planning an event? find a date that works for all.everytimezone.com – a less confusing view of the world time zones.gtmetrix.com – the perfect tool for measuring your site performance online.noteflight.com – print music sheets, write your own music online (review).imo.im – chat with your buddies on Skype, Facebook, Google Talk, etc. from one place.translate.google.com – translate web pages, PDFs and Office documents.kleki.com – create paintings and sketches with a wide variety of brushes.similarsites.com – discover new sites that are similar to what you like already.wordle.net – quick summarize long pieces of text with tag clouds.bubbl.us – create mind-maps, brainstorm ideas in the browser.kuler.adobe.com – get color ideas, also extract colors from photographs.ge.tt – qiuckly send a file to someone, they can even preview it before downloading.tinychat.com – setup a private chat room in micro-seconds.privnote.com – create text notes that will self-destruct after being read.draw.io – create diagrams and flowcharts in the browser, export your drawings to Google Drive and Dropbox.downforeveryoneorjustme.com – find if your favorite website is offline or not?urbandictionary.com – find definitions of slangs and informal words.scribblemaps.com – create custom Google Maps easily.formspring.me – you can ask or answer personal questions here.sumopaint.com – an excellent layer-based online image editor.snopes.com – find if that email offer you received is real or just another scam.typingweb.com – master touch-typing with these practice sessions.mailvu.com – send video emails to anyone using your web cam.timerime.com – create timelines with audio, video and images.stupeflix.com – make a movie out of your images, audio and video clips.safeweb.norton.com – check the trust level of any website.
For more posts like this, follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

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Compiled: MAD'S HOLIDAY FILM MASTERFOST lsaaclahey: In honour of the approaching holiday, I’ve compiled a list of some iconic and well-loved winter films. These are the films that I grew up with and have come to enjoy with each passing Christmas. Each film has a link to a download, which as of 11 November 2013, should work. However, if you wish only to watch the film, rather than download it, all of these films can be found at tubeplus.me for streaming. Happy holidays, and enjoy the films! The Classics: A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) A Christmas Carol (1984) A Christmas Carol (1999) Christmas in Connecticut (1945) It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) Miracle on 34th Street (1994) Scrooged (1988) White Christmas (1954) Animated Films Arthur Christmas (2011) Frosty the Snowman (1969) How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966) Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983) The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) The Polar Express (2004) Rise of the Guardians (2012) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town (1970) The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974) Comedy: Bad Santa (2003) Christmas With the Kranks (2004) Elf (2003) Home Alone (1990) Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Jack Frost (1998) Jingle All the Way (1996) Last Holiday (2006) National Lampoon’s Winter Holiday (1989) The Santa Clause (1994) The Santa Clause 2 (2002) This Christmas (2007) Romance: A Boyfriend for Christmas (2004) Christmas Cupid (2010) The Family Stone (2005) The Holiday (2006) Holiday in Handcuffs (2007) Home For the Holidays (1995) Love Actually (2003) Santa Baby (2006) While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Compiled: MAD'S HOLIDAY
 FILM MASTERFOST
lsaaclahey:

In honour of the approaching holiday, I’ve compiled a list of some iconic and well-loved winter films. These are the films that I grew up with and have come to enjoy with each passing Christmas. Each film has a link to a download, which as of 11 November 2013, should work. However, if you wish only to watch the film, rather than download it, all of these films can be found at tubeplus.me for streaming.
Happy holidays, and enjoy the films!
The Classics:
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
A Christmas Carol (1984)
A Christmas Carol (1999)
Christmas in Connecticut (1945)
It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)
Miracle on 34th Street (1994)
Scrooged (1988)
White Christmas (1954)
Animated Films
Arthur Christmas (2011)
Frosty the Snowman (1969)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
The Polar Express (2004)
Rise of the Guardians (2012)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town (1970)
The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974)
Comedy:
Bad Santa (2003)
Christmas With the Kranks (2004)
Elf (2003)
Home Alone (1990)
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Jack Frost (1998)
Jingle All the Way (1996)
Last Holiday (2006)
National Lampoon’s Winter Holiday (1989)
The Santa Clause (1994)
The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
This Christmas (2007)
Romance:
A Boyfriend for Christmas (2004)
Christmas Cupid (2010)
The Family Stone (2005)
The Holiday (2006)
Holiday in Handcuffs (2007)
Home For the Holidays (1995)
Love Actually (2003)
Santa Baby (2006)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)

lsaaclahey: In honour of the approaching holiday, I’ve compiled a list of some iconic and well-loved winter films. These are the films t...