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Collection Of Best: berlynn-wohl
 why is every sentence in this collection of "best
 american erotica" the worst thing i've ever read
 want him to ram his tongue so deep and hard into my mouth
 my cervix opens up before it, and he is tonguing my labia from
 top side but instead he pulls away... He seems to be weeping.
 maphrodite. He often has his prick out and is stroking it with
 flthy hands. Everyone passes by, pretending not to notice. Since
 I can't stop myself from glancing over. His tool is uncut,
 the size of my forearm, he could spawn dynasties, propagate
 buge,
 thousands. When I look over at his terrible, fleshy baton, I
 xcited. A warm, liquid lava bubbles between my legs. I wonder if
 I also can't stand my pink nail polish. It's called Baby. I got it at
 the Vietnamese place, Crazy Lady Nails, but it's fuckin' frosty and I
 hate fuckin' frosty. I also hate when I get the ugly old lady mani-
 curist. It's bad enough to pay someone to work their hands through
 the vile parts of your feet. At least if she's young you can pretend
 she's your Asian bi-curious girlfriend
 I used to be able to come. I figured out how when I was eight
 een, in the bathtub, under running water, and that was that. Then
 I went out with Adam somebody Jew in college for like, ever, and
 we lived in the patchouli-and-lentil-scented hippie co-op and made
 on his futon every day, right after Food Science 134. But he
 abig believer in feminism and all soft in the middle, so I never
 ly got turned on when we'd do it. He did have a nice rag wool
 little on the brass tray and felt the thick steadfast dilderstat
 esman
 issuing official pleasure-briefings down her legs and up to the warm
 unforgotten Fijis of her nipples. It was so fucking hard-so hard teo
 on using her real name. She wants the world to know that her cooze
 is so drippy and fidgety that she needs it filled at all times, and is
 hoping this article will bring her more fucktees.
 Patty is also known in the filthy underground sex world she in-
 habits as "Clamps." That's right, this selfish libertine can leap
 through the air with a single bound and clamp her raw-action
 y (like that in-utero monster in Aliens) on any unsuspecting
 She's proud that her cunty juices are acidic, burning sex scars
 face.
 on those she claims as helpless victims of her grifty lust.
 if anyone needs me, i'll be on AO3
 aprillikesthings
 I feel pretty good about even my weird fan fiction stories right now
 beejohnlocked
 canoncannon
 Hey Best American Erotica, hit me up. I'm not great but surely I at
 least beat out Acid Cunt Monster over there
 Source: berlynn-wohl
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