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Amazon, Andrew Bogut, and Bailey Jay: old man bangers @FindusPancake My mum was teaching first holy communion class, and a kid asked her "How many communions do you have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus?" 24/3/18, 8:48 am 10K Retweets 35.1K Likes danbensen: exxos-von-steamboldt: ralfmaximus: moogloogle: ralfmaximus: tobaeus: ralfmaximus: nyxetoile: antibutch: thats a valid question A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years. 1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000 But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well? The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood. Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml). So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times. Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33. How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. Osnap what an excellent question. Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter. 4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds. Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change. @danbensen Full Metal Eucharist “Full Metal Eucharist” I’m absolutely screaming 😂😂😂
Amazon, Andrew Bogut, and Bailey Jay: old man bangers
 @FindusPancake
 My mum was teaching first holy
 communion class, and a kid asked her
 "How many communions do you have
 to do before you've eaten a whole
 Jesus?"
 24/3/18, 8:48 am
 10K Retweets 35.1K Likes
danbensen:

exxos-von-steamboldt:

ralfmaximus:
moogloogle:

ralfmaximus:


tobaeus:


ralfmaximus:

nyxetoile:


antibutch:
thats a valid question
A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years.


1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000

But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well?


The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood.
Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml).
So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times.
Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33.


How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. 

Osnap what an excellent question.
Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter.
4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds.
Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change.

@danbensen

Full Metal Eucharist

“Full Metal Eucharist” I’m absolutely screaming 😂😂😂

danbensen: exxos-von-steamboldt: ralfmaximus: moogloogle: ralfmaximus: tobaeus: ralfmaximus: nyxetoile: antibutch: thats a valid q...

Ass, Bad, and Chill: I miss the " Hold em off just until Goku gets here" Squad These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle situations they are capable of handling zero type of smoke. Boy Goku couldn’t catch that quick nappy in the medical machine before the earth get blown to pieces. Piccolo deserves way more credit. He the step father who gets no credit. Chi chi should have been throwing that ass back in the name of planet namek for raising Gohan. They pulling up to a gun fight with a pack of yugioh cards. Let’s start with Yamaha and how he should have been swallowed. This the type of homie you don’t feel bad for because instead of him training in the hyperbolic time chamber he on pornhub and playing Krillin just ain’t drink enough milk. He what Calilou could have been if he hit puberty. Krillin the type of nigga to eat the food you drop on the ground. This boy been dead more times then Butters from South Park V. Nigga tien was prob the most disspointment if all. He Capping hard as fuck with all them muscles just to get knocked out with a Ki blast. I’ll poke that nigga in his third eye if he come to close to me. And don’t even start me on Chiaotzu. Boy was a full blown domestic terrorist. He always tryna blow him self yo like chill Iil nigga. He wanted to be cell jr so bad.
Ass, Bad, and Chill: I miss the " Hold em off just until
 Goku gets here" Squad
These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle situations they are capable of handling zero type of smoke. Boy Goku couldn’t catch that quick nappy in the medical machine before the earth get blown to pieces. Piccolo deserves way more credit. He the step father who gets no credit. Chi chi should have been throwing that ass back in the name of planet namek for raising Gohan. They pulling up to a gun fight with a pack of yugioh cards. Let’s start with Yamaha and how he should have been swallowed. This the type of homie you don’t feel bad for because instead of him training in the hyperbolic time chamber he on pornhub and playing Krillin just ain’t drink enough milk. He what Calilou could have been if he hit puberty. Krillin the type of nigga to eat the food you drop on the ground. This boy been dead more times then Butters from South Park V. Nigga tien was prob the most disspointment if all. He Capping hard as fuck with all them muscles just to get knocked out with a Ki blast. I’ll poke that nigga in his third eye if he come to close to me. And don’t even start me on Chiaotzu. Boy was a full blown domestic terrorist. He always tryna blow him self yo like chill Iil nigga. He wanted to be cell jr so bad.

These were just the most disappointing set of homies you could ask for. Don’t get me wrong THIER loyalty is unmatched but in real battle sit...