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Anaconda, Christmas, and Dancing: Maryann Sunday 10:33 PM Ok so I can do a sonnet or a Dr Seuss poem or some custom format and then l'd need a topic Sunday 10:49 PM Ooh a dr Seuss poem about E. coli Monday 12:40 AM From peaks above Whovillea telescope peered behind which a face of green ugliness He watched the Whos dancing and singing at play... The Grinch had to put that to end right Their Christmas was soon, and so was his chance He watched as they foolishly laughed and they pranced Their party would end, and that was no lie, for Grinch had a weapon: escherichia While Yooks and Zooks bickered on how to make toast a dog undetected walked up to the roast He dropped in a drop of a liquid so foul, and then scampered off with a wolfious The arguing quests never even saw Max.. nor did they see his small snowy paww tracks. They cut at the roast and they took it by and with every bite, they did seal their own The rumble of talking soon fell back replaced with the rumble of tummies Horton heard Whos as they called out in a crampingous chorus of colons on drain. The Cat in the Hat with an urgency knew that he had to go both Thing One and Two. As Conrad stood choosing among the he buckled to knees and succumbed to the A chocolate fountain ran just to his right, but now there were more chocolate fountains this night. With rears pointed up, it would all and coat all the berries and fruit to deep Sally's small fish was submerged in pure dark his water in bowl looking more like tree He knew what he felt and he swore that he his colon would drain all 100 percent Oh, I shit this, Sam-1-Am, I seemed to shit green eggs and ham l think I shit this in a box and think I shit this on a fox. I must have shit this in my chair I must have shit this everywhere!" The Grinch from his scope watched with joy in his eyes but something in gut grew to six times its size For he'd hardly noticed that Max had and something else too, as Grinch's now He dropped to his knees knowing Maxwell, you fool... or this strain was too s His gut went a seizing; he let out a He caught a small whiff. "That's a mean one, Mr. Grinch He'd made ending Christmas his only but since he was naughty he lay lumps of coal. Reflecting in shit he then surely should knew if he shit on others he'd surely shit too. In papers in Thneedville it made the front page, Brown Christmas in Whoville Does And that Christmas grudge? Grinch swore he would quit. Max the dog knew Grinch was still full of shit. Monday 7:33 AM Lmao wow I've never been so simultaneously impressed and regretful Monday 8:42 AM The last woman I hooked up with sald it left her unimpressed and regretful so we could keep the downward spiral Monday 11:32 AM Haha you're really selling yourself Tuesday 107 PM Yeah I figured if I wrote diarrhea Dr Seuss fanfiction and then insulted my own sexual prowess it'd probably lead to Did it work Today 114 PM I'm.. not sure Type a message...
Anaconda, Christmas, and Dancing: Maryann
 Sunday 10:33 PM
 Ok so I can do a sonnet or a Dr Seuss
 poem or some custom format and then
 l'd need a topic
 Sunday 10:49 PM
 Ooh a dr Seuss poem about E. coli
 Monday 12:40 AM
 From peaks above Whovillea
 telescope peered
 behind which a face of green ugliness
 He watched the Whos dancing and
 singing at play...
 The Grinch had to put that to end right
 Their Christmas was soon, and so was
 his chance
 He watched as they foolishly laughed
 and they pranced
 Their party would end, and that was no
 lie,
 for Grinch had a weapon: escherichia
 While Yooks and Zooks bickered on
 how to make toast
 a dog undetected walked up to the
 roast
 He dropped in a drop of a liquid so foul,
 and then scampered off with a wolfious
 The arguing quests never even saw
 Max..
 nor did they see his small snowy paww
 tracks.
 They cut at the roast and they took it by
 and with every bite, they did seal their
 own
 The rumble of talking soon fell back
 replaced with the rumble of tummies
 Horton heard Whos as they called out
 in
 a crampingous chorus of colons on
 drain.
 The Cat in the Hat with an urgency
 knew
 that he had to go both Thing One and
 Two.
 As Conrad stood choosing among the
 he buckled to knees and succumbed to
 the
 A chocolate fountain ran just to his
 right,
 but now there were more chocolate
 fountains this night.
 With rears pointed up, it would all
 and coat all the berries and fruit to deep
 Sally's small fish was submerged in
 pure dark
 his water in bowl looking more like tree
 He knew what he felt and he swore that
 he
 his colon would drain all 100 percent
 Oh, I shit this, Sam-1-Am,
 I seemed to shit green eggs and ham
 l think I shit this in a box
 and think I shit this on a fox.
 I must have shit this in my chair
 I must have shit this everywhere!"
 The Grinch from his scope watched
 with joy in his eyes
 but something in gut grew to six times
 its size
 For he'd hardly noticed that Max had
 and something else too, as Grinch's
 now
 He dropped to his knees knowing
 Maxwell, you fool... or this strain was
 too s
 His gut went a seizing; he let out a
 He caught a small whiff. "That's a mean
 one, Mr. Grinch
 He'd made ending Christmas his only
 but since he was naughty he lay lumps
 of coal.
 Reflecting in shit he then surely should
 knew
 if he shit on others he'd surely shit too.
 In papers in Thneedville it made the
 front page,
 Brown Christmas in Whoville Does
 And that Christmas grudge? Grinch
 swore he would quit.
 Max the dog knew Grinch was still full
 of shit.
 Monday 7:33 AM
 Lmao wow I've never been so
 simultaneously impressed and
 regretful
 Monday 8:42 AM
 The last woman I hooked up with sald
 it left her unimpressed and regretful
 so we could keep the downward spiral
 Monday 11:32 AM
 Haha you're really selling yourself
 Tuesday 107 PM
 Yeah I figured if I wrote diarrhea Dr
 Seuss fanfiction and then insulted my
 own sexual prowess it'd probably lead
 to
 Did it work
 Today 114 PM
 I'm.. not sure
 Type a message...
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Anaconda, Christmas, and College: Over 100 pages of content on this website was copied from this website
 Mahler
 Symphony No. 3
 WORKS
 ad-Concen or
 et les sortileges, 133] until (35
 Trombone: Mahler: Symphony No. 3. Mvt. I (3 Excerpts)
 Excerpt 1Lexcerpt1
 Excerpt 2
 Lexcerps 2
 Excerpt 3
 Lexcerpt 3
 Three Pieces for Orchestra, (2 Excerpts)
 Pines of Rome (2 Excerpts)
 A community for
 Hungarian March, [4] until 3m after [5]
 Roman Carnival (2 Excerpts)
 Symphonie Fantastique, 13 Excerpts)
 Russian Easter Overture, (2 Excerpts)
 Movement I: 2 measures after [13] to [171
 oin Us
 Tunes
 Gazza Ladra (3 Excerpts
 William Tell Overture. IC] to [D]
 Plerre Boule
 L'Arlésienne Suite No. 2 IM] to IP
 14
 Recordings for international Uers
 Polovetsian Dances (5 Excerpts)
 Symphany No. 3, Mvt.I Ql to [S
 Mavemenet2 measure f
 to 17
 Maytn The Creation
 Symphony 1, Mvc. IVIC
 Symphony 2, Mvs. IV [o]
 Symphany No 9 "Great Mvt. I (2 Excerpts)
 Tragic Overture, (2 Excerpts)
 Symphany 3, Mivt. IV (mm 1-23)
 Also Sprach Zarachustra (3 Excerpts)
 RECENT POSTS
 Whatsin our Talent Sc
 17 Weder
 PSP 43
 New Products:
 ells Us Hou
 The Creation Symphony. No. 26
 2 measures after
 Take care of Fourse
 (Bat
 Mathis der Maler, (4 Excerpts
 Forza del Destino (4 Excerpts)
 Overture to Nabucco (mm 1
 Conol [PSP
 Movement 2measures after13]to[1η
 Symphony.6 Excerpes)
 RELATED
 POSTS
 Zurüekhaltend
 RECENT POSTS
 Die Walkure, Ride of the Velkyries (2
 No related posts
 What's in Your Talent Stack
 PATREON
 Find a creator
 Create On Patreon
 Explore Creators
 is creating Podcasts
 BECOME A PATRON
 Follow
 Tutti Solo
 Who We Are:
 TIERS
 was created by four friends:
 We're classical
 ch other prepare for
 AhhhHHhhhhhaaahhhhhhHHHH I feel like I'm
 ta
 than 2 notes in a row?? Leave a comment if
 you know which early Christmas piece this is
 from.
 musicians who used to meet on Skype to hel
 Pledge $1 or more per month
 d getting feedback.
 ould we please
 more
 per month
 After playing some Mozart or Strauss, we would talk for a while and
 realized there are so many important aspects to being a successful
 Adagio Level
 Wohoo! You are officially a
 + FOLLOW 山SHARE
 ou
 or
 were
 ron
 there.
 ame (individual
 pany, with html link if
 desired) on our website list of
 Donors.
 How the grinch stole excerpts?
 you got it!
 Our conversations revea
 hat there
 a need for deeper
 onversations about what life i
 ng c
 You also get exclusive access to
 our full conversations-there's
 encourage eac
 the soundtrack
 so, we started recording thes
 e conversati
 We're sort of like "The View" for classical music...
 make it to the final cut.
 GOALS
 sleepy classical radio
 Why We Need Your He
 Creating these podcasts takes a lot of time and energy. The four of u
 $50 of $500 per month
 en
 Pledge $2 or more per mont
 We can Sound AWESOME!
 R 10, 2016
 wesome
 With your support we can continue to make the show AWESOME
 Andante Sostenuto Level
 hough. When we reac
 goal, we can each get
 r commen
 hilanthropist in town!
 nce
 ike-minded musici
 tists that have
 equa
 prepare you for the real-world. But lets' get real here, we're basically
 on
 on
 ng other starving artists here-we
 outro of every episode. (Plu
 "creating resources"
Professional musicians intentionally plagiarized a college student's research, monetized the stolen content, and laughed about it when they were called out

Professional musicians intentionally plagiarized a college student's research, monetized the stolen content, and laughed about it when they ...

Children, Christmas, and Clothes: Wait! I can explain... The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset! 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!' And the husband replied 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened. Fine, go ahead, she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!! And so the husband began 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity o her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was thin, poorly dressed and very dirty. She told me tha she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night -the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of hole s, so threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I went and found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas the one that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at that expensive shoe boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same. The husband took a quick breath and continued- she was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
Children, Christmas, and Clothes: Wait! I can explain...
 The wife came home early and found her husband in
 their bedroom making love to a very attractive
 young woman and was somewhat upset!
 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare
 you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of
 your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!'
 And the husband replied 'Hang on just a minute
 love, so at least I can tell you what happened.
 Fine, go ahead, she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last
 words you'll ever say to me!!
 And so the husband began
 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
 this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked
 so down and out and defenceless that I took pity o
 her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was
 thin, poorly dressed and very dirty. She told me tha
 she hadn't eaten for three days!
 So, in my compassion, I brought her home and
 warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night
 -the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid
 you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them
 in moments.
 Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a
 shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her
 clothes were dirty and full of hole s, so threw them
 away.
 Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer
 jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't
 use because you say they are too tight. I also gave
 her the underwear that was your anniversary
 present, which you don't use because I don't have
 good taste. I went and found the sexy blouse my
 sister gave you for Christmas the one that you don't
 wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those
 boots you bought at that expensive shoe boutique
 and don't use because someone at work has a pair
 the same.
 The husband took a quick breath and continued-
 she was so grateful for my understanding and help
 and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
 with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please, do you have
 anything else that your wife doesn't use?