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chit: number-four: becausewedefinetheworld: sirro85-blog: oneshoeshort: abbessolute: feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it @oneshoeshort IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222 aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT: (these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.) Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977 (Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee) Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401 Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099 Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel) AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE: 1-800-222-1222
chit: number-four:

becausewedefinetheworld:

sirro85-blog:

oneshoeshort:

abbessolute:


feytaline-loves:

motherfrigginpsas:
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND.  YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCKCALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love! For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

@oneshoeshort


IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT. 


Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital. 

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222



aight so i googled these so PLEASE correct me if im wrong BUT:
(these were the only ones i could find, most likely because of the international number listed above and below, but I felt necessary to add them all.)
Åland Islands: Poison Control Center (09) 471 977
(Australia-wide) 131126 wch.sa.gov.au
CARPIN CARibbean Poison Information Network Jamaica and the wider Caribbean: Telephone: 1-888-POISONS, 1-888-764-7667 (toll fee)
Cyprus: Drugs/Narcotics/Poison Emergency Tel: 1401
Malaysia, Philippines, & other aurrounding locations: PRN(Pusat Racun Negara) Poisoning and Emergency: 1-800-88-8099 & 04-6570099
Trinidad & Tobago: Poison Hotline 800-2PIC(2742) (Tel)
AAPCC (American Association of Poison Control Centers) AND FOR INTERNATIONAL USE AS WELL. INTERPRETATION FOR 161 LANGUAGES ARE AVAILABLE:
1-800-222-1222

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chit: arcticfoxbear Humans Are Weird So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones?" going around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky place, the axis tits, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? what if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et, electrid storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just there. counting seconds between riashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it" For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa crazy-pages Alen: "Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is? Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we prefer the 0 to 30 range AlienI'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing? Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bt nippy Other human Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least. Human: Heh Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, hair way to bolling?" Human: Eugh Yes it sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god helip you it you Yeah everybody knows someone like that touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes Aen We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy val tashoth Youre telling me that you have. settiements On islands with active volcanism? well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction What, the moften rock? Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The best one is Yelowstone, though All these hot springs and geysers from the YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES? Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them. Sounds like the "Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster the-grand author And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chit? Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures? well, actually what? ..what?" we sent no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent.. HUMANS. to a place one hundred degrees below treezing? y-yeah and they didnt. die? Well the first few did PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE32212121 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went Towns buried under lava, peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more kißed by falling ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again wel Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN? In our defence it hasn't actually done it since What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile about those Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we budd them better 159.505 notes Humans are wierd
chit: arcticfoxbear
 Humans Are Weird
 So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones?" going
 around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky
 place, the axis tits, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for
 goodness sakes. What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to
 survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean
 climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?
 what if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans
 are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out
 competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et, electrid
 storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just there. counting
 seconds between riashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving
 To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction
 megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it" For a
 ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa
 crazy-pages
 Alen: "Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is?
 Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we
 prefer the 0 to 30 range
 AlienI'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing?
 Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those
 temperatures it can be a bt nippy
 Other human Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear
 anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least.
 Human: Heh
 Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, hair way to bolling?"
 Human: Eugh Yes it sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god helip you it you
 Yeah everybody knows someone like that
 touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes
 Aen
 We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy
 val tashoth
 Youre telling me that you have. settiements On islands with active
 volcanism?
 well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives
 Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction
 What, the moften rock?
 Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The
 best one is Yelowstone, though All these hot springs and geysers from the
 YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES?
 Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them.
 Sounds like the "Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster
 the-grand author
 And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one
 hundred with wind chit?
 Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about
 Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such
 temperatures?
 well, actually
 what?
 ..what?"
 we sent
 no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent.. HUMANS. to a place one
 hundred degrees below treezing?
 y-yeah
 and they didnt. die?
 Well the first few did
 PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE
 PEOPLE32212121
 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to
 human settlements
 Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went Towns buried under lava,
 peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more kißed by falling
 ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again
 wel
 Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban
 conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN?
 In our defence it hasn't actually done it since
 What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile
 about those
 Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we budd them
 better
 159.505 notes
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Humans are wierd

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latoyaforever:
GET READY WITH ME featuring Winnie Harlow

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latoyaforever: GET READY WITH ME featuring Winnie Harlow watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTnCS91HgcE

chit: CHIT CHAT GRWM ITIH WINNIE HARLOW latoyaforever: GET READY WITH ME featuring Winnie Harlow watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTnCS91HgcE
chit: CHIT CHAT
 GRWM
 ITIH
 WINNIE
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latoyaforever:
GET READY WITH ME featuring Winnie Harlow

watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTnCS91HgcE

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chit: terrycrews terrycrews Quick sketch for my pilot episode of COLOR ME TERRY-- a talk show where I have honest, insightful convos with the best athletes, artists. entertainers and entrepreneurs in the world and I SKETCH THEM WHILE WE TALK! So much fun! My first guest: the incredible ANDY SAMBERG (Swipe right to see the progression) <p><a href="http://givemeyourtired.tumblr.com/post/168383050201/libertarirynn-nexahs-zohbugg-gershwinn" class="tumblr_blog">givemeyourtired</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/168382471514/nexahs-zohbugg-gershwinn-so-cool-that" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nexahs.tumblr.com/post/168354834331/zohbugg-gershwinn-so-cool-that-terry-is" class="tumblr_blog">nexahs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://zohbugg.tumblr.com/post/164864704700/gershwinn-so-cool-that-terry-is-talented-af-we" class="tumblr_blog">zohbugg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gershwinn.tumblr.com/post/164829007348/so-cool-that-terry-is-talented-af" class="tumblr_blog">gershwinn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>So cool! That Terry is talented af!</p></blockquote> <p>we don’t deserve him</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="170" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="gif-weenus:c5gFI15Vj4-F-rx68VaLfA:ZDzKZu2AOb27o" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5b25ad6738502bb2581d88497db6b52/tumblr_objkl1VIhL1rdutw3o1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5b25ad6738502bb2581d88497db6b52/tumblr_inline_p8uru9yhgt1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="170" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5b25ad6738502bb2581d88497db6b52/tumblr_objkl1VIhL1rdutw3o1_400.gif"/></figure><p>Another thing the straights™ have copied from drag </p> </blockquote> <p>Hey quick question can you shut up forever?</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m lost what this has to do with drag, and I’m asking this as an LGBT person who has done some drag like been to the club and all in drag, not just some Halloween schtick.<br/><br/>Talking to someone while doing their makeup, or hair, or sketching them, is not a new concept, and it’s not something drag queens invented. If you don’t think Renaissance painters and their subjects chit-chatted while they were posing for a portrait, then girl, you don’t know anything. How can you sit for a portrait which takes hours or days or weeks and not share a peep during the session?</p></blockquote> <p>No you see the Gays™ invented talking to people and sketching them they totally invented it anyone who tells you otherwise is just an oppressive Straight™.</p><p>Literally at no point did Terry Crews say he was the first person on earth to talk to people while drawing them so keep your salty Meryl Streep GIFs to yourself and let people enjoy things without being ridiculous potato all the time.</p>
chit: terrycrews

 terrycrews Quick sketch for my pilot
 episode of COLOR ME TERRY-- a talk show
 where I have honest, insightful convos with
 the best athletes, artists. entertainers and
 entrepreneurs in the world and I SKETCH
 THEM WHILE WE TALK! So much fun! My
 first guest: the incredible ANDY SAMBERG
 (Swipe right to see the progression)
<p><a href="http://givemeyourtired.tumblr.com/post/168383050201/libertarirynn-nexahs-zohbugg-gershwinn" class="tumblr_blog">givemeyourtired</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/168382471514/nexahs-zohbugg-gershwinn-so-cool-that" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://nexahs.tumblr.com/post/168354834331/zohbugg-gershwinn-so-cool-that-terry-is" class="tumblr_blog">nexahs</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://zohbugg.tumblr.com/post/164864704700/gershwinn-so-cool-that-terry-is-talented-af-we" class="tumblr_blog">zohbugg</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://gershwinn.tumblr.com/post/164829007348/so-cool-that-terry-is-talented-af" class="tumblr_blog">gershwinn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>So cool! That Terry is talented af!</p></blockquote>
<p>we don’t deserve him</p>
</blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="170" data-orig-width="400" data-tumblr-attribution="gif-weenus:c5gFI15Vj4-F-rx68VaLfA:ZDzKZu2AOb27o" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5b25ad6738502bb2581d88497db6b52/tumblr_objkl1VIhL1rdutw3o1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5b25ad6738502bb2581d88497db6b52/tumblr_inline_p8uru9yhgt1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="170" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5b25ad6738502bb2581d88497db6b52/tumblr_objkl1VIhL1rdutw3o1_400.gif"/></figure><p>Another thing the straights™ have copied from drag </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Hey quick question can you shut up forever?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’m lost what this has to do with drag, and I’m asking this as an LGBT person who has done some drag like been to the club and all in drag, not just some Halloween schtick.<br/><br/>Talking to someone while doing their makeup, or hair, or sketching them, is not a new concept, and it’s not something drag queens invented. If you don’t think Renaissance painters and their subjects chit-chatted while they were posing for a portrait, then girl, you don’t know anything. How can you sit for a portrait which takes hours or days or weeks and not share a peep during the session?</p></blockquote>

<p>No you see the Gays™ invented talking to people and sketching them they totally invented it anyone who tells you otherwise is just an oppressive Straight™.</p><p>Literally at no point did Terry Crews say he was the first person on earth to talk to people while drawing them so keep your salty Meryl Streep GIFs to yourself and let people enjoy things without being ridiculous potato all the time.</p>

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chit: Why tock-tick does not sound right to your ears ver wondered why we say gin-material-purpose noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound tick-tock, not tock tick, or ding-dong, not dong. ding; King Kong, not Kong King? Turns out it is one of the unwritten rules of English that na- tive speakers know without knowing like a maniac" The rule, explains a BBC article, is: "If there are three words then the order has to go I, A, O. If there are two words then the first is I and the sec- ond is either A or O. Mish mash, chit-chat, dilly-dally shilly-shally tip top, hip-hop, lip-flop, tic tac, sing song, ding dong, King Kong, ping pong That explains why we say "little green men" not "green little men," but "Big Bad Wolf" sounds like a gross violation of the "opinion (bad)-size (big) noun (wolf" order It won't, though, if you recall the first rule about the I-A-O order That rule seems inviolable: "All four of a horse's feet make exactly the same sound. But we always, always say clip-clop, nev There's another unwrittern rule at work in the name Little Red Riding Hood, says the article. er clop-clip." g. This rule even has a techni- cal name, if you care to know it-the rule of ablaut reduplica- tion-but then life is simpler knowing that we know the rule Adjectives in English abso O lutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-ori without knowing it. PLAY IT BY EAR: If a word sequence sounds wrong, it is probably wrong For more: BBC nordic-at-heart: Today on “rules of English language I didn’t realise were a thing until someone pointed it out”
chit: Why tock-tick does not
 sound right to your ears
 ver wondered why we say
 gin-material-purpose noun. So
 you can have a lovely little
 old rectangular green
 French silver whittling
 knife. But if you mess
 with that word order in
 the slightest you'll sound
 tick-tock, not tock tick,
 or ding-dong, not dong.
 ding; King Kong, not
 Kong King? Turns out it
 is one of the unwritten
 rules of English that na-
 tive speakers know
 without knowing
 like a maniac"
 The rule, explains a
 BBC article, is: "If there
 are three words then the
 order has to go I, A, O. If
 there are two words then
 the first is I and the sec-
 ond is either A or O. Mish
 mash, chit-chat, dilly-dally
 shilly-shally tip top, hip-hop,
 lip-flop, tic tac, sing song, ding
 dong, King Kong, ping pong
 That explains why we
 say "little green men" not
 "green little men," but
 "Big Bad Wolf" sounds like
 a gross violation of the
 "opinion (bad)-size (big)
 noun (wolf" order It won't,
 though, if you recall the first
 rule about the I-A-O order
 That rule seems inviolable:
 "All four of a horse's feet make
 exactly the same sound. But we
 always, always say clip-clop, nev
 There's another unwrittern
 rule at work in the name Little
 Red Riding Hood, says the article.
 er clop-clip."
 g. This rule even has a techni-
 cal name, if you care to know
 it-the rule of ablaut reduplica-
 tion-but then life is simpler
 knowing that we know the rule
 Adjectives in English abso
 O
 lutely have to be in this order:
 opinion-size-age-shape-colour-ori
 without knowing it.
 PLAY IT BY EAR: If a word sequence
 sounds wrong, it is probably wrong
 For more: BBC
nordic-at-heart:
Today on “rules of English language I didn’t realise were a thing until someone pointed it out”

nordic-at-heart: Today on “rules of English language I didn’t realise were a thing until someone pointed it out”

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