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chain reaction: Always test properly before you deploy to production. Leaving testing to users may cause unwanted chain reaction.

Always test properly before you deploy to production. Leaving testing to users may cause unwanted chain reaction.

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chain reaction: Debate Emerges After Native American Woman Tells Black Woman to 'Keep Hands Off Our Culture' ) 2405 。 Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter G Like 46K Tweet Cheyanne's PSA referencing rapper Omerettà The Great (right) spurred a chain reaction of comments online. (@N3VChey/@omeretta4l) Michael Huck Harrison Destroyer at Self-Employed Once again, the real native Americans were black peopie from Africa... They migrated to that piece of the land while the land masses were still connected (Pangea & Gondwanaland. The other so called native Americans crossed the Barrien Strait into the America's during the "lce Age" and black folks were waiting on them.. The shit is so deep and that's why people hate our guts! We are the original people of this earth... It's the same thing in Europe, Asia, Antartica and Australia. This is FACTS and the caucasians scientists know the TRUTH! Like-Reply-山608 . Aug 9, 2017 6:26pm Carol Brown Dallas, Texas Another intelligent brother! Like-Reply- 97 . Aug 9, 2017 7:09pm La'Donna Williams Peace to that Like Reply 43 23 hrs black-girl-against-feminism: mistah-oso: inked-up-nomad: nunyabizni: ihavenotyetfiguredoutanything: presidentialpostings: officialfist: nunyabizni: WE WUZ NATUV AMERIKKKANS Wait so they’re arguing that they can use things from that culture because life originated somewhere near Africa and spread out? Surely then that negates the entire idea of cultural appropriation. Surely then white people can’t “culturally appropriate” any culture since we are all one culture by this logic? I’m so confused. No logic here, we’re doing unadulteratedly stupid reasons why “it’s ok when we do it” now. As usual, large amounts of hypocrisy replaced their self awareness. @siryouarebeingmocked@black-girl-against-feminismhave you seen this fresh shit? 
chain reaction: Debate Emerges After Native American
 Woman Tells Black Woman to 'Keep Hands
 Off Our Culture'
 ) 2405
 。
 Share on Facebook
 Tweet on Twitter
 G
 Like 46K
 Tweet
 Cheyanne's PSA referencing rapper Omerettà The Great (right) spurred a chain reaction of comments
 online. (@N3VChey/@omeretta4l)
 Michael Huck Harrison Destroyer at Self-Employed
 Once again, the real native Americans were black peopie from Africa... They migrated to that piece
 of the land while the land masses were still connected (Pangea & Gondwanaland. The other so
 called native Americans crossed the Barrien Strait into the America's during the "lce Age" and
 black folks were waiting on them.. The shit is so deep and that's why people hate our guts! We
 are the original people of this earth... It's the same thing in Europe, Asia, Antartica and Australia.
 This is FACTS and the caucasians scientists know the TRUTH!
 Like-Reply-山608 . Aug 9, 2017 6:26pm
 Carol Brown Dallas, Texas
 Another intelligent brother!
 Like-Reply- 97 . Aug 9, 2017 7:09pm
 La'Donna Williams
 Peace to that
 Like Reply 43 23 hrs
black-girl-against-feminism:

mistah-oso:
inked-up-nomad:

nunyabizni:


ihavenotyetfiguredoutanything:

presidentialpostings:


officialfist:


nunyabizni:

WE

WUZ


NATUV AMERIKKKANS


Wait so they’re arguing that they can use things from that culture because life originated somewhere near Africa and spread out?
Surely then that negates the entire idea of cultural appropriation. Surely then white people can’t “culturally appropriate” any culture since we are all one culture by this logic? I’m so confused.

No logic here, we’re doing unadulteratedly stupid reasons why “it’s ok when we do it” now.


As usual, large amounts of hypocrisy replaced their self awareness.

@siryouarebeingmocked@black-girl-against-feminismhave you seen this fresh shit? 

black-girl-against-feminism: mistah-oso: inked-up-nomad: nunyabizni: ihavenotyetfiguredoutanything: presidentialpostings: official...

chain reaction: CCTN In 1989 a series of revolutions in nearby Eastern Bloc countries caused a chain reaction in East Germany that ultimately resulted in the demise of the Berlin Wall (9th November, 1989)
chain reaction: CCTN
In 1989 a series of revolutions in nearby Eastern Bloc countries caused a chain reaction in East Germany that ultimately resulted in the demise of the Berlin Wall (9th November, 1989)

In 1989 a series of revolutions in nearby Eastern Bloc countries caused a chain reaction in East Germany that ultimately resulted in the...

chain reaction: THIS KENYAN ENTREPRENEUR UPCYCLES OLD CLOTHES INTO UNIQUELY EYE CATCHING AND FUNCTIONAL BAGS 7thsoulia5 Mohamed Awale makes backpacks, bags and accessories from up-cycled materials and locally sourced African fabrics. BACKPACKS BY SUAVE KENYA LIMITED ARE STYLISH AND UNIQUE AS THEY NEVER USE A FABRIC TWICE Suave Designs is the brainchild of Stylish young indie-entrepreneur Mohamed Awale. After working in various corporate jobs after university, Mohamed decided to stop working for the man and start working for himself. He rented a small workshop in the notorious River Road area of Downtown Nairobi and hired three craftspeople and starting making prototypes. Suave Designs has now found a successful niche in creating colourful backpacks, satchels and laptop sleeves made from recycled fabrics. "ALL THE BAGS THAT WE MAKE ARE DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE IN THEIR OWN WAY.” The passion for buying locally made products is growing at a fast pace in Kenya, and these days, importers of designer handbags — both genuine and imitations — are getting a run for their money from local designers. One of them is a young man who has developed a popular bag brand, which thrives on the idea of upcycling. CGTN's Maria Galang went along to Suave Kenya’s workshop earlier this year to see what makes these bags so special. The following is from her report: In 2013 Muhammad Awale said goodbye to his 9-to-5 job at an oil company to focus on what he really loved: creating bags. The 28-year-old invested all his savings into Suave Kenya, a brand which makes one-of-a-kind up cycled bags. “When I started off it was just out of passion and I really didn’t know what I was getting myself into, and a few months down the line you start getting those startup problems…capital and access to markets and all that. We just selling bags to friends who would appreciate them. It was a slower chain reaction whereby someone would buy based on seeing the bag with someone else.” Almost 4 years later the brand has taken off and it's especially popular among hip young Kenyans and stylish professionals. “So the basis of our brand is have unique products that is because of our up-cycled fabrics. So you have up-cycled clothes, jeans, jackets, shirts and turning them into bags 17thsoulja BlackIG17th
chain reaction: THIS KENYAN ENTREPRENEUR UPCYCLES
 OLD CLOTHES INTO UNIQUELY EYE
 CATCHING AND FUNCTIONAL BAGS
 7thsoulia5
Mohamed Awale makes backpacks, bags and accessories from up-cycled materials and locally sourced African fabrics. BACKPACKS BY SUAVE KENYA LIMITED ARE STYLISH AND UNIQUE AS THEY NEVER USE A FABRIC TWICE Suave Designs is the brainchild of Stylish young indie-entrepreneur Mohamed Awale. After working in various corporate jobs after university, Mohamed decided to stop working for the man and start working for himself. He rented a small workshop in the notorious River Road area of Downtown Nairobi and hired three craftspeople and starting making prototypes. Suave Designs has now found a successful niche in creating colourful backpacks, satchels and laptop sleeves made from recycled fabrics. "ALL THE BAGS THAT WE MAKE ARE DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE IN THEIR OWN WAY.” The passion for buying locally made products is growing at a fast pace in Kenya, and these days, importers of designer handbags — both genuine and imitations — are getting a run for their money from local designers. One of them is a young man who has developed a popular bag brand, which thrives on the idea of upcycling. CGTN's Maria Galang went along to Suave Kenya’s workshop earlier this year to see what makes these bags so special. The following is from her report: In 2013 Muhammad Awale said goodbye to his 9-to-5 job at an oil company to focus on what he really loved: creating bags. The 28-year-old invested all his savings into Suave Kenya, a brand which makes one-of-a-kind up cycled bags. “When I started off it was just out of passion and I really didn’t know what I was getting myself into, and a few months down the line you start getting those startup problems…capital and access to markets and all that. We just selling bags to friends who would appreciate them. It was a slower chain reaction whereby someone would buy based on seeing the bag with someone else.” Almost 4 years later the brand has taken off and it's especially popular among hip young Kenyans and stylish professionals. “So the basis of our brand is have unique products that is because of our up-cycled fabrics. So you have up-cycled clothes, jeans, jackets, shirts and turning them into bags 17thsoulja BlackIG17th

Mohamed Awale makes backpacks, bags and accessories from up-cycled materials and locally sourced African fabrics. BACKPACKS BY SUAVE KENY...

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chain reaction: THE HUMAN ODYSSEY YGGDRASIL: THE WORLD TREE i Designed by Simon E. Davies Mani, God of The Moon Sol, Goddess of The Sun Dvalin Vedrfolnir and the Great Eagle Hati Sköll . Wolf Ratatosk Wolf The Squirrel Dain Odin, King Duneyr The Aesir Gods of Civilisation Valhalla Hall of the Njöror King of the Vanir ASGARD the Elves Elvish People Heimdall Watchman of the Gods Bifröst the Rainbow Bridge The Vanir: Fertility Gods ALFHEIM VANAHEIM Formation Of the stars Mortal Realm Court of Justice Níõhöggr, Ice Dragon MIDGARD The Eternal Flame Spring of Hvergelmir Midgard Ocean Surtur, King of the Fire Giants NIFELHEIM children of the mist MUSPELHEIM Jörmungandr The Midgard Serpent Realm of Fire Giants Well of Realm of Frost Giants The Norns Swans Of Urd Giants Homeland Nidavelli Land of Dwarves JOTUNHEIM Svartalfheim Realm of Lost Souls Eljudnir, Hall of the Dead HELHEIM Well of Mimir Hel, Goddess Of the Dead hedendom: Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Void, known as Ginnungagap. Out of this nothingness sprang Yggdrasil, a huge Ash tree. Its newly emerging branches held two primordial worlds; Niflheim, a world of ice frost, and Muspellheim, a realm of molten fire. When a spring erupted from Nifelheim (known as Hvergelmir), it created a river which crossed the void into Muspellheim. Here, the hot air scorched the freezing river creating a new world, known as Jotunheim, land of the giants. From this bloodline of primordial beings came Odin, Vili and Ve, who despised the father of giants who ruled his people with malice and brutality. When the chance came, the brothers slew the frost giant, and from his body they created Midgard, a world of mortals. Surrounding this realm they placed a great ocean which nourished the roots of the great tree. Yggdrasil grew ever higher, forming a new realm called Asgard, which is located on the highest branch of the world tree. This was where Odin, king of the Aesir would take his people to settle a new civilisation. It was said this race of gods brought culture and technology to the world of mortals via a great causeway called Bifrost.Bifrost was a burning rainbow bridge, connecting Midgard (the world of mortals) with Asgard. This colourful overpass emerged from Himinbjörg, a mountain hall guarded over by the ever-vigilant Heimdall. This watchmen of the gods kept an eye on the mortals below, making sure no giants breached their homeland.As Yggdrasil continued to grow, a new land emerged on one of its branches called Vanaheim. It was a land full of luscious forests and wild meadows. From this primal wilderness emerged a race of gods known as the Vanir. This tribal people lived near the coast, ruled by Njörðr, a seafaring god who loved wealth and magic, a trait common among his people. A great tension broke out between the Vanir and the Aesir resulting in a long winded war. It eventually ended in a stalemate, so many of the gods sent their families as hostages to the opposing tribe to help bring them closer together. Njörðr’s son, Freyr, was placed in charge of Alfheim, homeland of the Elves. This class of god-like beings were said to be “more beautiful than the sun.”These elves were also linked to another realm far below the Earth. Legend says a tribe from Alfheim were exiled from their homeland many eons ago, and eventually sought refuge with the dwarves of the underworld. These subterranean beings had build their homes around the roots of Yggdrasil, carving a network of labyrinths, mines and forges for their empire. They called it Niðavellir, and the elves, who skin eventually became black as night, called it Svartalfar.  All the beings of Yggdrasil, mortals, gods, dwarves and elves would eventually die, and their souls were destined for several realms. If the Aesir died valiantly in battle, they would find rest in Valhalla, for all others, Helheim was their inevitable destination. This dark and gloomy abode resided at the tip of Yggdrasil’s deepest root. This afterlife was ruled over by Loki’s daughter Hel, a strange being who was half black and half flesh-coloured, characterised by a gloomy, downcast appearance. There are a number of sacred creatures which live within Yggdrasil. this includes the monstrous wyrm Níðhöggr who gnaws at the roots of Nifelheim, weakening the great tree of Yggdrasil. This frost dragon was also known for eating the corpses of the Nifelheim when found guilty of murder, adultery and oath-breaking.Atop the highest branches of the world tree is perched a great eagle and his hawk companion Vedrfolnir, who sits between his eyes. The two stare deep into the Norse cosmos, perhaps representing insight and awareness. Ratatosk is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree to carry messages between the unnamed eagle and Níðhöggr the wyrm. This mischievous critter is said to stir trouble between the all knowing eagle and the world hungry dragon.Among the branches of the Great Ash tree live four stags known as Dáinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr and Duraþrór. These ravenous beasts eat the branches of the World Tree, perhaps representing the four seasons. When they eat too much, winter ensues, when they are full, the leaves grow thick and lush in the midst of summer.Perhaps the most important guardians of Yggdrasil are the three Norns (witches) who lives at the well Urd (below Midgard). Their names are Urd “past”, Verdani “present” and Skuld “future”. These three hags are the goddesses of fate, who spend most their time spinning the threads of life, deciding the fate of every human, animal and god. Every day the Norns will also carry water from Urd’s well, and pour it over Yggdrasil. The water from the well is of vital importance to keep the tree green and healthy. It is the Norns who foretold Ragnarok, the twilight of the Gods and the fall of Yggdrasil. It is said that Ragnarok will begin when the wolf, Fenrir, son of Loki, breaks free of his imprisonment. This will lead to a chain reaction of events including the Midgard snake Jormungandr rising from the sea and a wolf (known as Skoll) devouring the sun, and his brother Hati, eating the moon, plunging the earth into darkness. The stars will vanish from the sky. Everything will come to a head in a huge battle that draws in all the races of the nine worlds. It will conclude with Surter, king of the fire giants, setting fire to the great Yggdrasil. The nine worlds will burn, and friends and foes alike will perish, culminating with the earth sinking deep into the abyss of the sea.
chain reaction: THE HUMAN
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 Mani, God of
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 Sol, Goddess
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 Ice Dragon
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 Midgard Ocean
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Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey
In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Void, known as Ginnungagap. Out of this nothingness sprang Yggdrasil, a huge Ash tree. Its newly emerging branches held two primordial worlds; Niflheim, a world of ice  frost, and Muspellheim, a realm of molten fire. When a spring erupted from Nifelheim (known as Hvergelmir), it created a river which crossed the void into Muspellheim. Here, the hot air scorched the freezing river creating a new world, known as Jotunheim, land of the giants. From this bloodline of primordial beings came Odin, Vili and Ve, who despised the father of giants who ruled his people with malice and brutality. When the chance came, the brothers slew the frost giant, and from his body they created Midgard, a world of mortals. Surrounding this realm they placed a great ocean which nourished the roots of the great tree. Yggdrasil grew ever higher, forming a new realm called Asgard, which is located on the highest branch of the world tree. This was where Odin, king of the Aesir would take his people to settle a new civilisation. It was said this race of gods brought culture and technology to the world of mortals via a great causeway called Bifrost.Bifrost was a burning rainbow bridge, connecting Midgard (the world of mortals) with Asgard. This colourful overpass emerged from Himinbjörg, a mountain hall guarded over by the ever-vigilant Heimdall. This watchmen of the gods kept an eye on the mortals below, making sure no giants breached their homeland.As Yggdrasil continued to grow, a new land emerged on one of its branches called Vanaheim. It was a land full of luscious forests and wild meadows. From this primal wilderness emerged a race of gods known as the Vanir. This tribal people lived near the coast, ruled by Njörðr, a seafaring god who loved wealth and magic, a trait common among his people. A great tension broke out between the Vanir and the Aesir resulting in a long winded war. It eventually ended in a stalemate, so many of the gods sent their families as hostages to the opposing tribe to help bring them closer together. Njörðr’s son, Freyr, was placed in charge of Alfheim, homeland of the Elves. This class of god-like beings were said to be “more beautiful than the sun.”These elves were also linked to another realm far below the Earth. Legend says a tribe from Alfheim were exiled from their homeland many eons ago, and eventually sought refuge with the dwarves of the underworld. These subterranean beings had build their homes around the roots of Yggdrasil, carving a network of labyrinths, mines and forges for their empire. They called it Niðavellir, and the elves, who skin eventually became black as night, called it Svartalfar.  All the beings of Yggdrasil, mortals, gods, dwarves and elves would eventually die, and their souls were destined for several realms. If the Aesir died valiantly in battle, they would find rest in Valhalla, for all others, Helheim was their inevitable destination. This dark and gloomy abode resided at the tip of Yggdrasil’s deepest root. This afterlife was ruled over by Loki’s daughter Hel, a strange being who was half black and half flesh-coloured, characterised by a gloomy, downcast appearance. There are a number of sacred creatures which live within Yggdrasil. this includes the monstrous wyrm Níðhöggr who gnaws at the roots of Nifelheim, weakening the great tree of Yggdrasil. This frost dragon was also known for eating the corpses of the Nifelheim when found guilty of murder, adultery and oath-breaking.Atop the highest branches of the world tree is perched a great eagle and his hawk companion Vedrfolnir, who sits between his eyes. The two stare deep into the Norse cosmos, perhaps representing insight and awareness. Ratatosk is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree to carry messages between the unnamed eagle and Níðhöggr the wyrm. This mischievous critter is said to stir trouble between the all knowing eagle and the world hungry dragon.Among the branches of the Great Ash tree live four stags known as Dáinn, Dvalinn, Duneyrr and Duraþrór. These ravenous beasts eat the branches of the World Tree, perhaps representing the four seasons. When they eat too much, winter ensues, when they are full, the leaves grow thick and lush in the midst of summer.Perhaps the most important guardians of Yggdrasil are the three Norns (witches) who lives at the well Urd (below Midgard). Their names are Urd “past”, Verdani “present” and Skuld “future”. These three hags are the goddesses of fate, who spend most their time spinning the threads of life, deciding the fate of every human, animal and god. Every day the Norns will also carry water from Urd’s well, and pour it over Yggdrasil. The water from the well is of vital importance to keep the tree green and healthy. It is the Norns who foretold Ragnarok, the twilight of the Gods and the fall of Yggdrasil. It is said that Ragnarok will begin when the wolf, Fenrir, son of Loki, breaks free of his imprisonment. This will lead to a chain reaction of events including the Midgard snake Jormungandr rising from the sea and a wolf (known as Skoll) devouring the sun, and his brother Hati, eating the moon, plunging the earth into darkness. The stars will vanish from the sky. Everything will come to a head in a huge battle that draws in all the races of the nine worlds. It will conclude with Surter, king of the fire giants, setting fire to the great Yggdrasil. The nine worlds will burn, and friends and foes alike will perish, culminating with the earth sinking deep into the abyss of the sea.

hedendom: Yggdrasil, the World TreeBy Simon E. Davies of Human Odyssey In the beginning of the Norse cosmos, there existed an eternal Vo...

chain reaction: 824:11:45/1347:36:22 Antz but every time they say ant it gets replaced by the Bee Movie but every time they say bee it's replaced by the Nutshack Theme but every time they say nutshack it's replaced with the entire Marmaduke movie AntzVEVOo Subscribe 18 7 views Add to Share More thelordofhats: koininaritai: if this is real the video is 56 days long. I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let’s start at the bottom: According to Wikipedia, Marmaduke is 87 minutes long. Which seems kind of short for a feature movie, but whatever, that’s merciful. For ease of math, let’s just round that to ninety minutes–an hour and a half. For the sake of Science, I listened to the Nutshack theme (dear god it’s worse than I remember). I was able to count 19 instances of “Nutshack” for certain, and I’m sure there’s at least one, possibly more, that I missed because you have a point where the characters are saying Nutshack at the same time the chorus is saying Nutshack, though I’m not going back to confirm because I am not that much of a masochist. So that means that a single instance of ‘Bee’ in Bee movie takes… 30 hours to resolve (the length of the Nutshack theme is negligible here compared to the rounding we’re already doing). That’s a day and a quarter of this hell. So, we can fit one instance of Bee Movie in our timeslot if they say ‘Bee’ a total of… 44.8 times throughout. I counted. They say ‘Bee’ or ‘Bees’ (not counting Bee included in part of a word like Beekeeper, or in a compound pun) a total of 149 times. That’s right. With only Bee Movie you’re going to be here for 186 days, and 7 hours (extra hour for the parts of Bee Movie that aren’t them saying ‘Bee’). But then there’ Antz is, notably, more restrained than Bee Movie (also harder to CTRL+F through, because it’s actually the full script that’s posted, with scene descriptions). They only say ‘ant’ 50 times. But every single time they it, it starts a 186 day-long chain reaction. You are going to be watching this for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF MARMADUKE,  because that’s almost all that you’ll be watching. You might be able to follow the plot of Bee Movie, if you keep notes. But the snippets of Antz you get are going to be separated by periods of half a year. Sometimes they’ll say ‘ant’ twice in a sentence, and there goes your entire year. And that’s if you watch non-stop. It gets even worse if you factor in any kind of time to eat and sleep. At least you’ll know Marmaduke backwards and forwards. At least, assuming you aren’t a gibbering wreck after a year of this, which you certainly are going to be.
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 Antz but every time they say ant it gets replaced by the Bee Movie but
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 every time they say nutshack it's replaced with the entire Marmaduke
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koininaritai:
if this is real the video is 56 days long.
I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let’s start at the bottom:
According to Wikipedia, Marmaduke is 87 minutes long. Which seems kind of short for a feature movie, but whatever, that’s merciful. For ease of math, let’s just round that to ninety minutes–an hour and a half.
For the sake of Science, I listened to the Nutshack theme (dear god it’s worse than I remember). I was able to count 19 instances of “Nutshack” for certain, and I’m sure there’s at least one, possibly more, that I missed because you have a point where the characters are saying Nutshack at the same time the chorus is saying Nutshack, though I’m not going back to confirm because I am not that much of a masochist. So that means that a single instance of ‘Bee’ in Bee movie takes… 30 hours to resolve (the length of the Nutshack theme is negligible here compared to the rounding we’re already doing). That’s a day and a quarter of this hell. So, we can fit one instance of Bee Movie in our timeslot if they say ‘Bee’ a total of… 44.8 times throughout.
I counted.
They say ‘Bee’ or ‘Bees’ (not counting Bee included in part of a word like Beekeeper, or in a compound pun) a total of 149 times. That’s right. With only Bee Movie you’re going to be here for 186 days, and 7 hours (extra hour for the parts of Bee Movie that aren’t them saying ‘Bee’). But then there’
Antz is, notably, more restrained than Bee Movie (also harder to CTRL+F through, because it’s actually the full script that’s posted, with scene descriptions). They only say ‘ant’ 50 times. But every single time they it, it starts a 186 day-long chain reaction.
You are going to be watching this for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF MARMADUKE,  because that’s almost all that you’ll be watching. You might be able to follow the plot of Bee Movie, if you keep notes. But the snippets of Antz you get are going to be separated by periods of half a year. Sometimes they’ll say ‘ant’ twice in a sentence, and there goes your entire year. And that’s if you watch non-stop. It gets even worse if you factor in any kind of time to eat and sleep.
At least you’ll know Marmaduke backwards and forwards. At least, assuming you aren’t a gibbering wreck after a year of this, which you certainly are going to be.

thelordofhats: koininaritai: if this is real the video is 56 days long. I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let...

chain reaction: DAVID ALEXANDER A NEW YORK COP STAKES HIS LIFE AGAINST GLOBAL TERRORISTS CHAIN REACTION <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meme-mage.tumblr.com/post/139811643693">meme-mage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chain-Reaction-David-Alexander-ebook/dp/B0036DE3BA"> Chain Reaction</a></h2> <p><i>Kindle Edition by <a href="http://www.amazon.com/David-Alexander/e/B001JP48ZS/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1">David Alexander</a></i> </p> <p> The unthinkable has happened – again. A terrorist strike on a major New York City landmark leaves behind an aftermath of death and destruction. Caught at ground zero is NYPD detective Jack Keller who barely escapes with his life. His longtime friend and former partner is not as lucky. Keller vows to bring the terrorist mastermind behind the strike to justice. He tracks him down in a global manhunt. Yet unknown to Keller time is running out. <br/><br/>His quarry is gearing up for the boldest terrorist attack in history. Iran has given terrorists a theater nuclear missile in a bid to out-do the death toll on 911. If successful the doomsday plan will unleash a nuclear nightmare on millions of victims and set the stage for worse to come. In the end everything hinges on a hard-as-nails New York police detective who stakes his life in a global chase after the terrorist chieftain he’s determined to bring to justice no matter what or who he has to sacrifice in order to do it. <br/></p> <p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chain-Reaction-David-Alexander-ebook/dp/B0036DE3BA">http://www.amazon.com/Chain-Reaction-David-Alexander-ebook/dp/B0036DE3BA</a><br/></p> </blockquote>
chain reaction: DAVID ALEXANDER
 A NEW YORK COP
 STAKES HIS LIFE
 AGAINST GLOBAL
 TERRORISTS
 CHAIN REACTION
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<h2><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chain-Reaction-David-Alexander-ebook/dp/B0036DE3BA">

Chain Reaction</a></h2>
<p><i>Kindle Edition by <a href="http://www.amazon.com/David-Alexander/e/B001JP48ZS/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1">David Alexander</a></i> </p>
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The unthinkable has happened – again. A terrorist strike on a major New York City landmark leaves behind an aftermath of death and destruction. Caught at ground zero is NYPD detective Jack Keller who barely escapes with his life. His longtime friend and former partner is not as lucky. Keller vows to bring the terrorist mastermind behind the strike to justice. He tracks him down in a global manhunt. Yet unknown to Keller time is running out. <br/><br/>His quarry is gearing up for the boldest terrorist attack in history. Iran has given terrorists a theater nuclear missile in a bid to out-do the death toll on 911. If successful the doomsday plan will unleash a nuclear nightmare on millions of victims and set the stage for worse to come. In the end everything hinges on a hard-as-nails New York police detective who stakes his life in a global chase after the terrorist chieftain he’s determined to bring to justice no matter what or who he has to sacrifice in order to do it. 

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chain reaction: jackafz: diamond-dogsick: jackafz: earthenwares: typewriterdaily: bruises-bedtimestories: niadil: Koko, a female gorilla that can communicate using sign language has a message for mankind. This is unbelievable why doesn’t this have more notes what the actual fuck holy actual fuck if she decided to say this herself w/out direction then like??? oh my GOD This is so important Omg you freaks watch the PBS documentary on her!!!! It’s unreal and she’s my hero OMG I’m already stanning for her. The queen of pop!! this made me cry. we have ruined the world, and it is our responsibility to protect the earth that gave us life, that gives us food, shelter, that inspires awe and wonder. We have to protect the species who did nothing to deserve a world where their deaths seem imminent. This planet is all we have. There is nothing else to do and nowhere else we can go. Sure some of us can go to mars but there are almost 7 billion people on earth. Also, it is immoral to escape this planet and leave it behind because we killed everything that lived in it. we HAVE to start putting environmentalism at the TOP of our list. Rich countries must help poor countries. We must do it for ourselves but also for the countless species that did nothing to deserve this. If you know anything about biology/ecology, in a sense, we are all in this together. We are all related genetically since we  all came from a common ancestor. We are interconnected genetically, but also for survival.. it is a complex chain that often depends on antecedent parts within that “chain/web/tree”. For example, without bees, certain birds, certain animals, we will have no food, flowers, fruits, etc. We are all in this together because we depend on each other. Humans have a little leeway since we have technology and science to help us “beat” this chain reaction, but there will be a point where a decrease in plant and animal biodiversity will kill us off too- no matter how hard we try to survive without our animal and plant brethren. We owe it to ourselves (and our future generations) but also to them. 
chain reaction: jackafz:

diamond-dogsick:

jackafz:

earthenwares:

typewriterdaily:

bruises-bedtimestories:

niadil:

Koko, a female gorilla that can communicate using sign language has a message for mankind.

This is unbelievable why doesn’t this have more notes what the actual fuck

holy actual fuck

if she decided to say this herself w/out direction then like??? oh my GOD

This is so important

Omg you freaks watch the PBS documentary on her!!!! It’s unreal and she’s my hero

OMG I’m already stanning for her. The queen of pop!!


this made me cry. we have ruined the world, and it is our responsibility to protect the earth that gave us life, that gives us food, shelter, that inspires awe and wonder. We have to protect the species who did nothing to deserve a world where their deaths seem imminent. This planet is all we have. There is nothing else to do and nowhere else we can go. Sure some of us can go to mars but there are almost 7 billion people on earth. Also, it is immoral to escape this planet and leave it behind because we killed everything that lived in it. we HAVE to start putting environmentalism at the TOP of our list. Rich countries must help poor countries. We must do it for ourselves but also for the countless species that did nothing to deserve this. If you know anything about biology/ecology, in a sense, we are all in this together. We are all related genetically since we  all came from a common ancestor. We are interconnected genetically, but also for survival.. it is a complex chain that often depends on antecedent parts within that “chain/web/tree”. For example, without bees, certain birds, certain animals, we will have no food, flowers, fruits, etc. We are all in this together because we depend on each other. Humans have a little leeway since we have technology and science to help us “beat” this chain reaction, but there will be a point where a decrease in plant and animal biodiversity will kill us off too- no matter how hard we try to survive without our animal and plant brethren. We owe it to ourselves (and our future generations) but also to them. 

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chain reaction: Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 03:28:59 No. 89067 ees 9081 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play Skeleton Star >Novice necromancer submits a spell to the DM >DM "It's poorly written but whatever. You can use it As is the na of a fucking weirdo the necromancer goes off by himself to perform his degeneracy >A successful summoning >Roll to control it >The skeleton sorcerer summoned an additional skeleton sorcerer minion >Nervouslaughter.jpg by everyone at the table Roll to banish another fail each of ske ummon another sorcerer, 1 per skeleton sorcerer on Sorce >Necromancer "oh god, this is getting bad m gonna need some help an inn across the way necromancer runs for help. DM runs the calculations n the time it took for him to get the party from the inn the skeletons have reproduced There are now over 16000 skeletons and they e continuing to multiply exponentia oh god >"Tha...That's too many skeletons guys, we need a high level NPC! DM, how many more skeletons can be created?" >DM- According to the spell submitted by Drenokan, the s no limit FUCK! >The party bails from the town. The screams of the townsfolk can be heard in the distance as the skeletons continue to multiply. Everyone smacks Drenokan in the back of the head as they go >As they run a tower of skeletons emerges from the horizon as the dawn breaks Party arrives at a port town as a wave of skeletons builds in the forest behind them, Skeletons now tumbling over one another summoning more skeletons as they fall as skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summon yet more skeletons we'll take a boat and just head off to another continent, problem solved guys et's get out of here DM's narration is perfect As the boat departs skeletons are just beginning to tumble onto the docks. The panicked screams of the townsfolk generate an eerie melody as a precession of percussion drifts through the air. An untold number of bones clattering together herald the end of Swiftwater, the small port town at the western edge of the continent of Edhyak. Edhyak, known for it's bustling cities and vibrant merchant commerce was thus buried beneath a mountain of bones n the coming hours millions die in this bonocolpylse, their bones merely acting as a foundation for yet more bones to follow >Mackleroy, merchant character in the party is livd. He's real big into world building and he'd spent a month with the DM developing this place and it basically became a barren bone wasteland a matter of 6 or 7 turns Mackleroy "Okay, can we restart already? This is getting stupid" DM "No, Not until we finish the story. Boat is filled with weeping people lamenting their forsaken homes. Mackleroy is considering tossing Drenokan overboard. Other party members a actually trying to critically think things through "How can we stem this tide of undead?" "ma yhaps we can draw them into the void captain of ship calls out "Gods alive! Protect us! Thar be skeletons head n our wa >DM narrates further "In the distance wave of skeletons roll across the horizon cutting the sea in twain. The rattle of their bones has become a deafening roar. The ship breaks out into a panic. People a screaming, crying, jumping overboard; complete pandemonium. The boat gets swept up in this skeleton tide. Skeletons appear from thin air tumbling onto the boat as they do >The party is fighting off skeletons on the boat a sea of skeletons The wave of skeletons gradually continues to overtake the boat and soon the boat itself is adrift in this sea of skeletons. Party takes turns fighting off the skeletons. Frantically making saving rolls that never hit 20 for some kind of divine intervention. At one point our sorcerer tries to reason them "PLEASE, STAHP NO MORE! nothing >DM ervenes "There a countless skeletons now. Even if you could cut down one mi on with a single swing you'd never be able to overtake their ability to reproduce. This continues for a while longer and then...they reach a critical mass. The weight of the skeletons becomes so great that the combined mass crushes the innermost portions of the planet. The gene on of gravity from the skeletons' ever ncreasing mass sucks them into a void of density instantly killing anyone left on the planet who wasn't already dead... or a skeleton. This starts chain reaction with fuels the creation of a new star A s born of death. The cries of many are lost to a burning blaze in the aether. Some say you can still hear the rattling of bones echoing around this star Tongue in cheek. This short campaign is affectionately referred to in our group as "Mr Bone's wild ride Are you ready for Mr. Bones' Wild Ride?
chain reaction: Anonymous 04/11/15 (Sat) 03:28:59 No. 89067 ees 9081
 YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play
 Skeleton Star
 >Novice necromancer submits a spell to the DM
 >DM "It's poorly written but whatever. You can use it
 As is the na
 of a fucking weirdo the necromancer goes off by himself to perform his degeneracy
 >A successful summoning
 >Roll to control it
 >The skeleton sorcerer summoned an additional skeleton sorcerer minion
 >Nervouslaughter.jpg by everyone at the table
 Roll to banish
 another fail
 each of ske
 ummon another sorcerer, 1 per skeleton sorcerer
 on Sorce
 >Necromancer "oh god, this is getting bad
 m gonna need some help
 an inn across the way
 necromancer runs for help.
 DM runs the calculations
 n the time it took for him to get the party from the inn the skeletons have reproduced
 There are now over 16000 skeletons and they
 e continuing to multiply exponentia
 oh god
 >"Tha...That's too many skeletons guys, we need a high level NPC!
 DM, how many more
 skeletons can be created?"
 >DM- According to the spell submitted by Drenokan, the
 s no limit
 FUCK!
 >The party bails from the town. The screams of the townsfolk can be heard in the distance as the skeletons continue to multiply. Everyone smacks Drenokan in the back of the head as they go
 >As they run a tower of skeletons emerges from the horizon as the dawn breaks
 Party arrives at a port town as a wave of skeletons builds in the forest behind them, Skeletons now tumbling over one another summoning more skeletons as they fall as skeletons summoning skeletons
 summoning skeletons summoning skeletons summon yet more skeletons
 we'll take a boat and just head off to another continent, problem solved guys
 et's get out of here
 DM's narration is perfect
 As the boat departs skeletons are just beginning to tumble onto the docks. The panicked screams
 of the townsfolk generate an eerie melody as a precession of percussion drifts through the air. An untold
 number of bones clattering together herald the end of Swiftwater, the small port town at the western edge of the continent of Edhyak. Edhyak, known for it's bustling cities and vibrant merchant commerce
 was thus buried beneath a mountain of bones
 n the coming hours millions die in this bonocolpylse, their bones merely acting as a foundation for yet more bones to follow
 >Mackleroy,
 merchant character in the party is livd. He's real big into world building and he'd spent a month with the DM developing this place and it basically became a barren bone wasteland
 a matter
 of 6 or 7 turns
 Mackleroy "Okay, can we restart already? This
 is getting stupid"
 DM "No, Not until we finish the story.
 Boat is filled with weeping people lamenting their forsaken homes. Mackleroy is considering tossing Drenokan overboard. Other party members a
 actually trying to critically think things through "How
 can we stem this tide of undead?" "ma
 yhaps we can draw them into the void
 captain of ship calls out "Gods alive! Protect us! Thar be skeletons head n our wa
 >DM narrates further "In the distance
 wave of skeletons roll across the horizon cutting the sea in twain. The rattle of their bones has become a deafening roar. The ship breaks out into a panic. People a
 screaming, crying, jumping overboard; complete pandemonium. The boat
 gets swept up in this skeleton tide. Skeletons appear from thin air tumbling onto the boat as they do
 >The party is fighting off skeletons on the boat
 a sea of skeletons
 The wave of skeletons gradually continues to overtake the boat and soon the boat itself is adrift in this sea of skeletons. Party takes turns fighting off the skeletons. Frantically making saving rolls that
 never hit 20 for some kind of divine intervention. At one point our sorcerer tries to reason them "PLEASE, STAHP NO MORE!
 nothing
 >DM
 ervenes "There a
 countless skeletons now. Even if you could cut down one mi
 on with a single swing you'd never be able to overtake their ability to reproduce. This continues for a while longer and
 then...they reach a critical mass. The weight of the skeletons becomes so great that the
 combined mass crushes the innermost portions of the planet. The gene
 on of gravity from the skeletons' ever
 ncreasing mass sucks them into a void of density instantly killing anyone left on the planet who wasn't already dead... or a skeleton. This starts
 chain reaction with fuels the creation of a new star A s
 born of death. The cries of many are lost to a burning blaze in the aether. Some say you can still hear the rattling of bones echoing around this star
 Tongue in cheek. This short campaign is affectionately referred to
 in our group as "Mr Bone's wild ride
Are you ready for Mr. Bones' Wild Ride?

Are you ready for Mr. Bones' Wild Ride?