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    Bitch, Children, and Chuck Norris: "R-r-r-r-r-roger Taylor!"
 Freddie Mercury on Roger Taylor
 "Drummer, dentist, and tailor. Roger Taylor does it all"
 ~ Oscar Wilde on Roger Taylor
 "I have more hair than him.
 Brian May on Roger Taylor
 "The hottest man ever!"
 Every woman on earth

 Roger Meddows Taylor (born 26 July 1949), known as
 Roger Taylor, is the hottest guy ever. He is hotter than you.
 He is hotter than your son. He is hotter than the sun. When he
 was born the whole hospital went up in flames as his hotness
 was just starting to begin. In his teens, the good-old fashioned
 lover boy developed a routine that flabbergasted even priapic
 heroes such as Bob Pant and Lemmie of Motorhead: he introduced
 himself as Roger Taylor to one groupie and as Roger Meddows to the
 next before his re-entrance as Roger Meddows-Taylor, the double-
 barrelled playboy to the hapless third. His mother was a contortionist
 in the Barnum & Bailey Circus and his father was out of work due to
 his incontrollable addiction to potatoes. Roger became a man very quickly. He was hot and enjoyed inflicting
 temporary amnesia on his schoolmates by pummeling them in their heads with rugby balls. He would then jog
 back into the locker room, put on a mesh muscle shirt and cut school to pump iron.
 Roger Taylor as a young woman
 For those without comedic tastes,
 the so-called experts at Wikipedia
 have an article about Roger
 Meddows Taylor.

 Roger Taylor is cooler than you.
 Over 11,000 people have reported deafness caused by hearing Roger Taylor's falsetto.
 . He played most of his shows asleep.
 Much to Freddie's amusement, he tried to dye his hair before a show, only to turn it a striking shade of
 green...or was it purple?
 . Roger Taylor is friends with Eric Cartman
 . Roger would probably go shag somebody, mainly himself!
 Even though he's a drummer, he likes music, and can even sing!
 Roger Taylor can defeat Chuck Norris.
 His cell phone carrier is Sprint, which is why Sprint occasionally has poor service; his voice destroys
 reception.
 Roger Taylor stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
 Roger Taylor has his own line of alarm clocks and burglar alarms in Italy. Consequently, more people report to
 work on time and the crime rate has gone down. There is also an increase in deaf businessmen and robbers
 with ringing in the ears.
 Roger Taylor lost the Game.
 Roger has five children (that he knows of) that are all in fact clones of various aspects of him e.g his eldest
 son sounds exactly like him, his second son looks exactly like him and is a drummer.
 There is a small lake in Wichita named after Roger Taylor.
 Roger's vagina is also known as Australia because of it's largeness in size.
 Roger Taylor and Meg Ryan were separated at birth.
 Roger was known for cooking up a piece of bacon so scrumptious and big, Freddie kept it for himself and
 christened it his bitch
 Roger's penis is the size of Rhode Island due to its tiny stature.
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                Bitch, Children, and Chuck Norris: "R-r-r-r-r-roger Taylor!"
 Freddie Mercury on Roger Taylor
 "Drummer, dentist, and tailor. Roger Taylor does it all"
 ~ Oscar Wilde on Roger Taylor
 "I have more hair than him.
 Brian May on Roger Taylor
 "The hottest man ever!"
 Every woman on earth

 Roger Meddows Taylor (born 26 July 1949), known as
 Roger Taylor, is the hottest guy ever. He is hotter than you.
 He is hotter than your son. He is hotter than the sun. When he
 was born the whole hospital went up in flames as his hotness
 was just starting to begin. In his teens, the good-old fashioned
 lover boy developed a routine that flabbergasted even priapic
 heroes such as Bob Pant and Lemmie of Motorhead: he introduced
 himself as Roger Taylor to one groupie and as Roger Meddows to the
 next before his re-entrance as Roger Meddows-Taylor, the double-
 barrelled playboy to the hapless third. His mother was a contortionist
 in the Barnum & Bailey Circus and his father was out of work due to
 his incontrollable addiction to potatoes. Roger became a man very quickly. He was hot and enjoyed inflicting
 temporary amnesia on his schoolmates by pummeling them in their heads with rugby balls. He would then jog
 back into the locker room, put on a mesh muscle shirt and cut school to pump iron.
 Roger Taylor as a young woman
 For those without comedic tastes,
 the so-called experts at Wikipedia
 have an article about Roger
 Meddows Taylor.

 Roger Taylor is cooler than you.
 Over 11,000 people have reported deafness caused by hearing Roger Taylor's falsetto.
 . He played most of his shows asleep.
 Much to Freddie's amusement, he tried to dye his hair before a show, only to turn it a striking shade of
 green...or was it purple?
 . Roger Taylor is friends with Eric Cartman
 . Roger would probably go shag somebody, mainly himself!
 Even though he's a drummer, he likes music, and can even sing!
 Roger Taylor can defeat Chuck Norris.
 His cell phone carrier is Sprint, which is why Sprint occasionally has poor service; his voice destroys
 reception.
 Roger Taylor stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
 Roger Taylor has his own line of alarm clocks and burglar alarms in Italy. Consequently, more people report to
 work on time and the crime rate has gone down. There is also an increase in deaf businessmen and robbers
 with ringing in the ears.
 Roger Taylor lost the Game.
 Roger has five children (that he knows of) that are all in fact clones of various aspects of him e.g his eldest
 son sounds exactly like him, his second son looks exactly like him and is a drummer.
 There is a small lake in Wichita named after Roger Taylor.
 Roger's vagina is also known as Australia because of it's largeness in size.
 Roger Taylor and Meg Ryan were separated at birth.
 Roger was known for cooking up a piece of bacon so scrumptious and big, Freddie kept it for himself and
 christened it his bitch
 Roger's penis is the size of Rhode Island due to its tiny stature.
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    Head, Tumblr, and Blog: scifiseries:

First time noticing Cartman in the Head Museum
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    Head, Tumblr, and Blog: scifiseries:

First time noticing Cartman in the Head Museum
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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First time noticing Cartman in the Head Museum