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Candy: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

Candy: inquisitorhotpants:

burntcopper:

futureevilscientist:

optimysticals:

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konec0:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

Candy: inquisitorhotpants:

burntcopper:

futureevilscientist:

optimysticals:

uovoc:

konec0:

sleepyferret:

shitfacedanon:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

This just keeps getting better

I fucking love history.

ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok
so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire.
The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked.
On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap
When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro”
and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes
wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing.
and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave.
Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.
and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked.

Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river.
Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.
Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows.
Zhuge Liang is legend.

I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History.

If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff.
Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this:
Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang

I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes.

Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

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Candy: Was so excited for dinner tonight, turned out the wife made all of this from cake and candy.

Candy: Was so excited for dinner tonight, turned out the wife made all of this from cake and candy.

Candy: Was so excited for dinner tonight, turned out the wife made all of this from cake and candy.

Was so excited for dinner tonight, turned out the wife made all of this from cake and candy.

Candy: Was so excited for dinner tonight, turned out the wife made all of this from cake and candy.

Candy: Was so excited for dinner tonight, turned out the wife made all of this from cake and candy.

Candy: Was so excited for dinner tonight, turned out the wife made all of this from cake and candy.

Was so excited for dinner tonight, turned out the wife made all of this from cake and candy.

Candy: No pirates 300 years ago were nice guys who gave kids candy

Candy: No pirates 300 years ago were nice guys who gave kids candy

Candy: No pirates 300 years ago were nice guys who gave kids candy

No pirates 300 years ago were nice guys who gave kids candy

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Candy: Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

Candy: Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

Candy: Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

Candy: Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

Candy: Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

Candy: Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

Someone abandoned their slimfast in the candy aisle.

Candy: bronamicode: the-chubby-nerd: superattacku: Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all! LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED give him anything he wants

Candy: bronamicode:

the-chubby-nerd:

superattacku:

Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!

LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED

give him anything he wants

Candy: bronamicode:

the-chubby-nerd:

superattacku:

Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!

LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED

give him anything he wants

bronamicode: the-chubby-nerd: superattacku: Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water...

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Candy: randomslasher: seek-strength: geekinallitsglory: sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart: judgingitsilently: krazieleylines: typicalpony: How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat. There is no downside to this at all This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great. Bless u ^ humanity still exists. Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping highschool students who are struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books Bless this post and you kind hearted people. AND it says “AT LEAST” one week a month so you don’t have to stop at just one week, you could do this literally every day. And it doesn’t say it has to be the same child the whole week so you could easily pick one child each day, ‘cause let’s face it you could probably take care of most everything in that one day and spread your child-helping ability even further.

Candy: randomslasher:

seek-strength:
geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

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krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists.

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping highschool students who are struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

Bless this post and you kind hearted people.

AND it says “AT LEAST” one week a month so you don’t have to stop at just one week, you could do this literally every day. And it doesn’t say it has to be the same child the whole week so you could easily pick one child each day, ‘cause let’s face it you could probably take care of most everything in that one day and spread your child-helping ability even further.

Candy: randomslasher:

seek-strength:
geekinallitsglory:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

Bless u ^ humanity still exists.

Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping highschool students who are struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books

Bless this post and you kind hearted people.

AND it says “AT LEAST” one week a month so you don’t have to stop at just one week, you could do this literally every day. And it doesn’t say it has to be the same child the whole week so you could easily pick one child each day, ‘cause let’s face it you could probably take care of most everything in that one day and spread your child-helping ability even further.

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Candy: But It Was Cotton Candy Flavor

Candy: But It Was Cotton Candy Flavor

Candy: But It Was Cotton Candy Flavor

But It Was Cotton Candy Flavor

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Candy: Let’s Go to Candy Mountain

Candy: Let’s Go to Candy Mountain

Let’s Go to Candy Mountain

Candy: Let’s Go to Candy Mountain by godtamer MORE MEMES

Candy: Let’s Go to Candy Mountain by godtamer
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Candy: Candy Guessing

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Candy: It’s just candy bro

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Candy: duettaeann:Cotton candy winter sky

Candy: duettaeann:Cotton candy winter sky

Candy: duettaeann:Cotton candy winter sky

duettaeann:Cotton candy winter sky

Candy: Bout to get me some candy

Candy: Bout to get me some candy

Bout to get me some candy

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

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Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: candy crush @djcoochnbooch what i love about my friends is that 70 years ago we all would have been lobotomized 7:10 PM Oct 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 27.5K Likes 7.2K Retweets kovujr: Same energy

Candy: candy crush
@djcoochnbooch
what i love about my friends is that 70 years ago we all
would have been lobotomized
7:10 PM Oct 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
27.5K Likes
7.2K Retweets
kovujr:
Same energy

Candy: candy crush
@djcoochnbooch
what i love about my friends is that 70 years ago we all
would have been lobotomized
7:10 PM Oct 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
27.5K Likes
7.2K Retweets
kovujr:
Same energy

kovujr: Same energy

Candy: Sexxy Vexxy @BigFlexxVexx Candy corn gets all this slander every year. Meanwhile trash ass circus peanuts go by every year with no smoke.

Candy: Sexxy Vexxy
@BigFlexxVexx
Candy corn gets all this slander every
year. Meanwhile trash ass circus
peanuts go by every year with no
smoke.

Candy: Sexxy Vexxy
@BigFlexxVexx
Candy corn gets all this slander every
year. Meanwhile trash ass circus
peanuts go by every year with no
smoke.

Candy: O 1 26% 4 AT&T ? 10:24 AM Tweet Paul Kilgour X liked Amadeus Almighty @AlmightyAmadeus My son declared that this is his last trick-or-treat Halloween. I've been living vicariously through him because l'd wasn't allowed to celebrate growing up. Well, we're going out with a bang. He's got 3 different costumes and we're getting triple the candy a 7:30 PM · 10/23/19 · Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 127 Likes Tweet your reply

Candy: O 1 26% 4
AT&T ?
10:24 AM
Tweet
Paul Kilgour X liked
Amadeus Almighty
@AlmightyAmadeus
My son declared that this is his last
trick-or-treat Halloween. I've been
living vicariously through him
because l'd wasn't allowed to
celebrate growing up. Well, we're
going out with a bang. He's got 3
different costumes and we're getting
triple the candy a
7:30 PM · 10/23/19 · Twitter for iPhone
6 Retweets 127 Likes
Tweet your reply

Candy: O 1 26% 4
AT&T ?
10:24 AM
Tweet
Paul Kilgour X liked
Amadeus Almighty
@AlmightyAmadeus
My son declared that this is his last
trick-or-treat Halloween. I've been
living vicariously through him
because l'd wasn't allowed to
celebrate growing up. Well, we're
going out with a bang. He's got 3
different costumes and we're getting
triple the candy a
7:30 PM · 10/23/19 · Twitter for iPhone
6 Retweets 127 Likes
Tweet your reply

Candy: MESSAGES Dad Why the fuck you crying so damn loud Racoon Gets Sad when His Cotton Candy Dissolves in Water Its enough to make a grown man cry

Candy: MESSAGES
Dad
Why the fuck you crying so damn loud
Racoon Gets Sad when His Cotton
Candy Dissolves in Water
Its enough to make a grown man cry

Candy: MESSAGES
Dad
Why the fuck you crying so damn loud
Racoon Gets Sad when His Cotton
Candy Dissolves in Water
Its enough to make a grown man cry

Its enough to make a grown man cry

Candy: Dad: Son, you should stop playing that darn game so much! My mom on level 5000 in Candy Crush: Hope this hasn’t been done before

Candy: Dad: Son, you should stop playing
that darn game so much!
My mom on level 5000 in Candy
Crush:
Hope this hasn’t been done before

Candy: Dad: Son, you should stop playing
that darn game so much!
My mom on level 5000 in Candy
Crush:
Hope this hasn’t been done before

Hope this hasn’t been done before

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: FOX FOX 29 29 @FOX29philly Officials: Trick or treaters beware marijuana candy, edibles fox29.com/ news/local-new.. DANK MEMFOLOGE ghoul dad julia @okayjulia absolutely no one on the planet will give away their edibles, for free, to your children. please grow up

Candy: FOX FOX 29
29 @FOX29philly
Officials: Trick or treaters beware
marijuana candy, edibles fox29.com/
news/local-new..
DANK
MEMFOLOGE
ghoul dad julia
@okayjulia
absolutely no one on the planet will
give away their edibles, for free, to
your children. please grow up

Candy: FOX FOX 29
29 @FOX29philly
Officials: Trick or treaters beware
marijuana candy, edibles fox29.com/
news/local-new..
DANK
MEMFOLOGE
ghoul dad julia
@okayjulia
absolutely no one on the planet will
give away their edibles, for free, to
your children. please grow up

Candy: Are u here from r/tinder That was a dad joke i see. I am creepy and not funny Look at you giving out love react like a paedophile giving out candy I'm more of a r/wellthatsucks in the streets and a r/nosleep in the sheets. You know what I tell people who don't like pedophiles? Grow up. Woof. Woof. I already like you Slap my butt like my uncle and i am all urs Oh, not a priest person I see. No. Priests give me yeast infection. But how else would you pray for your daily bread? Sent Type a message... GIF Forgive me father

Candy: Are u here from r/tinder
That was a dad joke i see. I am creepy and
not funny
Look at you giving out love react like a
paedophile giving out candy
I'm more of a r/wellthatsucks in the streets
and a r/nosleep in the sheets.
You know what I tell people who don't like
pedophiles?
Grow up.
Woof. Woof.
I already like you
Slap my butt like my uncle and i am all urs
Oh, not a priest person I see.
No. Priests give me yeast infection.
But how else would you pray for your daily
bread?
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
Forgive me father

Candy: Are u here from r/tinder
That was a dad joke i see. I am creepy and
not funny
Look at you giving out love react like a
paedophile giving out candy
I'm more of a r/wellthatsucks in the streets
and a r/nosleep in the sheets.
You know what I tell people who don't like
pedophiles?
Grow up.
Woof. Woof.
I already like you
Slap my butt like my uncle and i am all urs
Oh, not a priest person I see.
No. Priests give me yeast infection.
But how else would you pray for your daily
bread?
Sent
Type a message...
GIF
Forgive me father

Forgive me father

Candy: MADE WITH STACAULIFLOWER TAMA GLUTEN SPAGHETTI My grandma thought candy(the yearly stocking tradition) had gluten in it so I got gluten free soy sauce, a duster, and cauliflower pasta in my stocking. LOVE HER SO MUCH

Candy: MADE WITH
STACAULIFLOWER
TAMA
GLUTEN
SPAGHETTI
My grandma thought candy(the yearly stocking tradition) had gluten in it so I got gluten free soy sauce, a duster, and cauliflower pasta in my stocking. LOVE HER SO MUCH

Candy: MADE WITH
STACAULIFLOWER
TAMA
GLUTEN
SPAGHETTI
My grandma thought candy(the yearly stocking tradition) had gluten in it so I got gluten free soy sauce, a duster, and cauliflower pasta in my stocking. LOVE HER SO MUCH

My grandma thought candy(the yearly stocking tradition) had gluten in it so I got gluten free soy sauce, a duster, and cauliflower pasta...

Candy: Tremember when I was a kid I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6 packs of starburst and a cold drink. nowadays they got cameras everywhere odidas JAZBIO They had ús in the first half, not gonna lie NEW stonks

Candy: Tremember when I was a kid I could go
to the store with $1 and come home
with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6
packs of starburst and a cold drink.
nowadays they got cameras
everywhere
odidas
JAZBIO
They had ús in the first half, not gonna lie
NEW
stonks

Candy: Tremember when I was a kid I could go
to the store with $1 and come home
with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6
packs of starburst and a cold drink.
nowadays they got cameras
everywhere
odidas
JAZBIO
They had ús in the first half, not gonna lie
NEW
stonks

stonks

Candy: Menu Icons Hamburger Oreos Kebab Candy box Hot Dog Cheeseburger Veggie Burger Chocolate Fries Strawberry Stairs Cake •III 00 More menu icons!

Candy: Menu Icons
Hamburger
Oreos
Kebab
Candy box
Hot Dog
Cheeseburger
Veggie Burger
Chocolate
Fries
Strawberry
Stairs
Cake
•III
00
More menu icons!

Candy: Menu Icons
Hamburger
Oreos
Kebab
Candy box
Hot Dog
Cheeseburger
Veggie Burger
Chocolate
Fries
Strawberry
Stairs
Cake
•III
00
More menu icons!

More menu icons!

Candy: candy hearts [OC]

Candy: candy hearts [OC]

candy hearts [OC]

Candy: When you get kidnapped but the kidnapper gives you the promised candy I may be an idiot.but I'm not stupid.

Candy: When you get kidnapped but the kidnapper
gives you the promised candy
I may be an idiot.but I'm not stupid.

Candy: When you get kidnapped but the kidnapper
gives you the promised candy
I may be an idiot.but I'm not stupid.

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy: Kay @KaylarWill Talways spoil my men. In the checkout out lines I let him pick out not one but two pieces of candy Queen of Southfield @JENNontheR... · 14h You spoiling him sis! A sweet thing to do

Candy: Kay
@KaylarWill
Talways spoil my men. In the checkout
out lines I let him pick out not one but
two pieces of candy
Queen of Southfield @JENNontheR... · 14h
You spoiling him sis!
A sweet thing to do

Candy: Kay
@KaylarWill
Talways spoil my men. In the checkout
out lines I let him pick out not one but
two pieces of candy
Queen of Southfield @JENNontheR... · 14h
You spoiling him sis!
A sweet thing to do

A sweet thing to do

Candy: Is Isn't Was Wasn't DEE Candy meirl

Candy: Is
Isn't
Was
Wasn't
DEE
Candy
meirl

Candy: Is
Isn't
Was
Wasn't
DEE
Candy
meirl

meirl

Candy: Cara Weinberger @caraweinberger i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it's illegal to talk to me

Candy: Cara Weinberger
@caraweinberger
i thought i liked seeing movies but
turns out i like eating candy in a
dark room where it's illegal to talk
to me

Candy: Cara Weinberger
@caraweinberger
i thought i liked seeing movies but
turns out i like eating candy in a
dark room where it's illegal to talk
to me

Candy: I love your succinct anecdotes about what could be What? Your outrageous depictions of life Haha WORDS I'm too high for these words. Talk to me like l'm 5. You want some candy you little bitch?? I am choking. iMessage Vocabulary Lesson.

Candy: I love your succinct anecdotes
about what could be
What?
Your outrageous depictions of
life
Haha
WORDS
I'm too high for these words.
Talk to me like l'm 5.
You want some candy you little
bitch??
I am choking.
iMessage
Vocabulary Lesson.

Candy: I love your succinct anecdotes
about what could be
What?
Your outrageous depictions of
life
Haha
WORDS
I'm too high for these words.
Talk to me like l'm 5.
You want some candy you little
bitch??
I am choking.
iMessage
Vocabulary Lesson.

Vocabulary Lesson.

Candy: Matt Herzog @Ziggit_E candy canes are great because they have every trait of a perfect candy - breaks before you touch it - is as inconveniently shaped for human mouths as physically possible - sticks to fucking everything - impales the living shit out of tongues - religious overtones - mint 12/4/17, 11:28 AM meirl

Candy: Matt Herzog
@Ziggit_E
candy canes are great because they
have every trait of a perfect candy
- breaks before you touch it
- is as inconveniently shaped for
human mouths as physically
possible
- sticks to fucking everything
- impales the living shit out of
tongues
- religious overtones
- mint
12/4/17, 11:28 AM
meirl

Candy: Matt Herzog
@Ziggit_E
candy canes are great because they
have every trait of a perfect candy
- breaks before you touch it
- is as inconveniently shaped for
human mouths as physically
possible
- sticks to fucking everything
- impales the living shit out of
tongues
- religious overtones
- mint
12/4/17, 11:28 AM
meirl

meirl