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Candy, Idiot, and May: When you get kidnapped but the kidnapper gives you the promised candy I may be an idiot.but I'm not stupid.

Candy, Idiot, and May: When you get kidnapped but the kidnapper
gives you the promised candy
I may be an idiot.but I'm not stupid.

Candy, Idiot, and May: When you get kidnapped but the kidnapper
gives you the promised candy
I may be an idiot.but I'm not stupid.

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Queen, and Him: Kay @KaylarWill Talways spoil my men. In the checkout out lines I let him pick out not one but two pieces of candy Queen of Southfield @JENNontheR... · 14h You spoiling him sis! A sweet thing to do

Candy, Queen, and Him: Kay
@KaylarWill
Talways spoil my men. In the checkout
out lines I let him pick out not one but
two pieces of candy
Queen of Southfield @JENNontheR... · 14h
You spoiling him sis!
A sweet thing to do

Candy, Queen, and Him: Kay
@KaylarWill
Talways spoil my men. In the checkout
out lines I let him pick out not one but
two pieces of candy
Queen of Southfield @JENNontheR... · 14h
You spoiling him sis!
A sweet thing to do

A sweet thing to do

Candy, MeIRL, and Dee: Is Isn't Was Wasn't DEE Candy meirl

Candy, MeIRL, and Dee: Is
Isn't
Was
Wasn't
DEE
Candy
meirl

Candy, MeIRL, and Dee: Is
Isn't
Was
Wasn't
DEE
Candy
meirl

meirl

Candy, Movies, and Thought: Cara Weinberger @caraweinberger i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it's illegal to talk to me

Candy, Movies, and Thought: Cara Weinberger
@caraweinberger
i thought i liked seeing movies but
turns out i like eating candy in a
dark room where it's illegal to talk
to me

Candy, Movies, and Thought: Cara Weinberger
@caraweinberger
i thought i liked seeing movies but
turns out i like eating candy in a
dark room where it's illegal to talk
to me

Bitch, Candy, and Life: I love your succinct anecdotes about what could be What? Your outrageous depictions of life Haha WORDS I'm too high for these words. Talk to me like l'm 5. You want some candy you little bitch?? I am choking. iMessage Vocabulary Lesson.

Bitch, Candy, and Life: I love your succinct anecdotes
about what could be
What?
Your outrageous depictions of
life
Haha
WORDS
I'm too high for these words.
Talk to me like l'm 5.
You want some candy you little
bitch??
I am choking.
iMessage
Vocabulary Lesson.

Bitch, Candy, and Life: I love your succinct anecdotes
about what could be
What?
Your outrageous depictions of
life
Haha
WORDS
I'm too high for these words.
Talk to me like l'm 5.
You want some candy you little
bitch??
I am choking.
iMessage
Vocabulary Lesson.

Vocabulary Lesson.

Candy, Fucking, and Shit: Matt Herzog @Ziggit_E candy canes are great because they have every trait of a perfect candy - breaks before you touch it - is as inconveniently shaped for human mouths as physically possible - sticks to fucking everything - impales the living shit out of tongues - religious overtones - mint 12/4/17, 11:28 AM meirl

Candy, Fucking, and Shit: Matt Herzog
@Ziggit_E
candy canes are great because they
have every trait of a perfect candy
- breaks before you touch it
- is as inconveniently shaped for
human mouths as physically
possible
- sticks to fucking everything
- impales the living shit out of
tongues
- religious overtones
- mint
12/4/17, 11:28 AM
meirl

Candy, Fucking, and Shit: Matt Herzog
@Ziggit_E
candy canes are great because they
have every trait of a perfect candy
- breaks before you touch it
- is as inconveniently shaped for
human mouths as physically
possible
- sticks to fucking everything
- impales the living shit out of
tongues
- religious overtones
- mint
12/4/17, 11:28 AM
meirl

meirl

Candy, This, and Count: Is Isn't Was Wasn't PE3 Candy Does this count?

Candy, This, and Count: Is
Isn't
Was
Wasn't
PE3
Candy
Does this count?

Candy, This, and Count: Is
Isn't
Was
Wasn't
PE3
Candy
Does this count?

Does this count?

Candy, History, and Com: GREAT MOMENTS IN CANDY HISTORY LET'S GO WITH "C". B SKETCHBOOKSILLINESS.COM Great moments in candy history

Candy, History, and Com: GREAT MOMENTS IN CANDY HISTORY
LET'S GO
WITH "C".
B
SKETCHBOOKSILLINESS.COM
Great moments in candy history

Candy, History, and Com: GREAT MOMENTS IN CANDY HISTORY
LET'S GO
WITH "C".
B
SKETCHBOOKSILLINESS.COM
Great moments in candy history

Great moments in candy history

Candy, Movies, and Thought: Cara Weinbo i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it's illegal to talk to me meirl

Candy, Movies, and Thought: Cara Weinbo
i thought i liked seeing movies but
turns out i like eating candy in a
dark room where it's illegal to talk
to me
meirl

Candy, Movies, and Thought: Cara Weinbo
i thought i liked seeing movies but
turns out i like eating candy in a
dark room where it's illegal to talk
to me
meirl

meirl

Candy, Yeah, and Flight: Erik Hane @erikhane Just watched a flight attendant open a Twix and say, quietly to herself, "Candy for Mandy." Hell yeah Mandy. Treat yourself Me irl

Candy, Yeah, and Flight: Erik Hane
@erikhane
Just watched a flight attendant
open a Twix and say, quietly to
herself, "Candy for Mandy." Hell
yeah Mandy. Treat yourself
Me irl

Candy, Yeah, and Flight: Erik Hane
@erikhane
Just watched a flight attendant
open a Twix and say, quietly to
herself, "Candy for Mandy." Hell
yeah Mandy. Treat yourself
Me irl

Me irl

Candy, Math, and Test: Math Test T.C. IH 1.Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29. What does he have now? A23RF 23RE C123RF Oh oh oh I know!

$Candy, Math, and Test: Math Test T.C. IH 1.Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29. What does he have now? A23RF 23RE C123RF Oh oh oh I know!$

$Candy, Math, and Test: Math Test T.C. IH 1.Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29. What does he have now? A23RF 23RE C123RF Oh oh oh I know!$

Oh oh oh I know!

Candy, Too Much, and Paper: When you throw the candy in the trashcan and put the paper in your mouth I’ve done this too much

Candy, Too Much, and Paper: When you throw the candy in
the trashcan and put the paper
in your mouth
I’ve done this too much

Candy, Too Much, and Paper: When you throw the candy in
the trashcan and put the paper
in your mouth
I’ve done this too much

I’ve done this too much

Candy, Dancing, and Death: Innocent child: *chokes to death on candy* Oompa Loompas: So anyway, I started dancing *Dances in slavery*

Candy, Dancing, and Death: Innocent child: *chokes to death on
candy*
Oompa Loompas:
So anyway, I started dancing
*Dances in slavery*

Candy, Dancing, and Death: Innocent child: *chokes to death on
candy*
Oompa Loompas:
So anyway, I started dancing
*Dances in slavery*

*Dances in slavery*

Candy, Children, and Life: Felix Gonzalez-Torres American, born Cuba, 1947-1996 "Untitled" (Portrait of Ross in L.A.) I99I Candies, individually wrapped in multicolored cellophane This installation is an allegorical portrait of the artist's partner, Ross Laycock, who died of an AIDS-related illness in 1991. The 175 pounds of candy can be seen to corespord to Laycock's ideal body weight: Adault vistiors are invited to take a piece of candy; the diminishing pile parallels Laycock's weight loss prior to his death. The museum can choose to replenish the pile, metaphorically ensuring Laycock perpetual life, or to let the pile disappear over time. Warning: Choking Hazard! Not recommended for children. Promised gift of Donna and Howard Stone, 1.1999 924 magenmagenmagen: king-nefertiti: hedwigisforever: this is so heartbreaking One of my favorite installations The work of Felix Gonzalez-Torres is some of the most pointed and intimate about gay male love and experience during the years of/following the AIDS crisis. It still haunts me when I think about it.

Candy, Children, and Life: Felix Gonzalez-Torres
American, born Cuba, 1947-1996
"Untitled" (Portrait of Ross in
L.A.)
I99I
Candies, individually wrapped in multicolored
cellophane
This installation is an allegorical portrait of the artist's
partner, Ross Laycock, who died of an AIDS-related illness
in 1991. The 175 pounds of candy can be seen to corespord
to Laycock's ideal body weight: Adault vistiors are invited
to take a piece of candy; the diminishing pile parallels
Laycock's weight loss prior to his death. The museum
can choose to replenish the pile, metaphorically ensuring
Laycock perpetual life, or to let the pile disappear over time.
Warning: Choking Hazard!
Not recommended for children.
Promised gift of Donna and Howard Stone, 1.1999
924
magenmagenmagen:
king-nefertiti:

hedwigisforever:

this is so heartbreaking

One of my favorite installations

The work of Felix Gonzalez-Torres is some of the most pointed and intimate about gay male love and experience during the years of/following the AIDS crisis. It still haunts me when I think about it.

Candy, Children, and Life: Felix Gonzalez-Torres
American, born Cuba, 1947-1996
"Untitled" (Portrait of Ross in
L.A.)
I99I
Candies, individually wrapped in multicolored
cellophane
This installation is an allegorical portrait of the artist's
partner, Ross Laycock, who died of an AIDS-related illness
in 1991. The 175 pounds of candy can be seen to corespord
to Laycock's ideal body weight: Adault vistiors are invited
to take a piece of candy; the diminishing pile parallels
Laycock's weight loss prior to his death. The museum
can choose to replenish the pile, metaphorically ensuring
Laycock perpetual life, or to let the pile disappear over time.
Warning: Choking Hazard!
Not recommended for children.
Promised gift of Donna and Howard Stone, 1.1999
924
magenmagenmagen:
king-nefertiti:

hedwigisforever:

this is so heartbreaking

One of my favorite installations

The work of Felix Gonzalez-Torres is some of the most pointed and intimate about gay male love and experience during the years of/following the AIDS crisis. It still haunts me when I think about it.

magenmagenmagen: king-nefertiti: hedwigisforever: this is so heartbreaking One of my favorite installations The work of Felix Gonzalez-...

Candy, Face, and Whats: "-What's that in your hands? -It's my candy -No, that's OUR candy." That face though

Candy, Face, and Whats: "-What's that in your hands?
-It's my candy
-No, that's OUR candy."
That face though

Candy, Face, and Whats: "-What's that in your hands?
-It's my candy
-No, that's OUR candy."
That face though

That face though

Candy, Vegan, and Hearts: l HOPE THEY LIKE MY NEW PARTNER JUDGING I'M GLAD NO ONE MINDS THAT JUDGING I'M VEGAN JUDGING e Temny Suy! candy hearts [OC]

Candy, Vegan, and Hearts: l HOPE
THEY LIKE
MY NEW
PARTNER
JUDGING
I'M GLAD
NO ONE
MINDS THAT
JUDGING
I'M VEGAN
JUDGING
e Temny Suy!
candy hearts [OC]

Candy, Vegan, and Hearts: l HOPE
THEY LIKE
MY NEW
PARTNER
JUDGING
I'M GLAD
NO ONE
MINDS THAT
JUDGING
I'M VEGAN
JUDGING
e Temny Suy!
candy hearts [OC]

candy hearts [OC]

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies @stevevsninjas cotton farmer: finally, some rain cotton candy farmer: *running toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies
@stevevsninjas
cotton farmer: finally, some rain
cotton candy farmer: *running
toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies
@stevevsninjas
cotton farmer: finally, some rain
cotton candy farmer: *running
toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies @stevevsninjas cotton farmer: finally, some rain cotton candy farmer: *running toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies
@stevevsninjas
cotton farmer: finally, some rain
cotton candy farmer: *running
toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies
@stevevsninjas
cotton farmer: finally, some rain
cotton candy farmer: *running
toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole Shane ley DEAR: YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER OFinishing what you've started Smiling once in a while Cleaning up after yourself Lightening up Keeping it down Asking for help pext time Respecting other people's stuff OLearning how to park your car Listening to others Reassessing your priorities Improving your hygiene Getting a life Positive thinking Trying meditation LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU: ate all the candy AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO: Actually confront you Retaliate Sulk Call the cops Write another note the apfice ANONYMOUS SINCERELY KISSES AND HUGS! CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

Candy, Life, and Tumblr: Passive-Aggressive Nole
Shane
ley
DEAR:
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
OFinishing what
you've started
Smiling once in
a while
Cleaning up after
yourself
Lightening up
Keeping it down
Asking for help
pext time
Respecting other
people's stuff
OLearning how to
park your car
Listening to
others
Reassessing your
priorities
Improving your
hygiene
Getting a life
Positive thinking
Trying meditation
LATELY I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU:
ate all the candy
AND I WOULD HATE IT IF SOMEONE HAD TO:
Actually confront you
Retaliate
Sulk
Call the cops
Write another note
the apfice
ANONYMOUS
SINCERELY
KISSES AND HUGS!
CEKNOCKSTUFECOM O 2011 KNOCK KNOCK LLC
awesomage:

Passive Aggressive Notes

awesomage: Passive Aggressive Notes

America, Beautiful, and Beer: The term "litterbug" was popularized by Keep America Beautiful, which was created by "beer, beer cans, bottles, soft drinks, candy, cigarettes" manufacturers to shift public debate away from radical legislation to control the amount of waste these companies were (and stll are) putting out. Don't forget... every litter bit hurts KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL Ultrafacts.tumblr.com ultrafacts: Source: [x] Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

America, Beautiful, and Beer: The term "litterbug" was popularized by
Keep America Beautiful, which was created
by "beer, beer cans, bottles, soft drinks,
candy, cigarettes" manufacturers to shift
public debate away from radical legislation to
control the amount of waste these
companies were (and stll are) putting out.
Don't forget...
every litter bit hurts
KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL
Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
ultrafacts:
Source: [x]
Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

America, Beautiful, and Beer: The term "litterbug" was popularized by
Keep America Beautiful, which was created
by "beer, beer cans, bottles, soft drinks,
candy, cigarettes" manufacturers to shift
public debate away from radical legislation to
control the amount of waste these
companies were (and stll are) putting out.
Don't forget...
every litter bit hurts
KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL
Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
ultrafacts:
Source: [x]
Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

ultrafacts: Source: [x] Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

Candy, God, and Restaurant: afabbaeddel lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own zerofarad "God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own." We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

Candy, God, and Restaurant: afabbaeddel
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl
in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and
shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge
you but his sins outnumber your own
zerofarad
"God may judge you but his sins outnumber
your own." We really need to start collecting
and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

Candy, God, and Restaurant: afabbaeddel
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl
in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and
shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge
you but his sins outnumber your own
zerofarad
"God may judge you but his sins outnumber
your own." We really need to start collecting
and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

Candy, God, and Restaurant: afabbaeddel lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own zerofarad "God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own." We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

Candy, God, and Restaurant: afabbaeddel
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl
in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and
shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge
you but his sins outnumber your own
zerofarad
"God may judge you but his sins outnumber
your own." We really need to start collecting
and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

Candy, God, and Restaurant: afabbaeddel
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl
in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and
shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge
you but his sins outnumber your own
zerofarad
"God may judge you but his sins outnumber
your own." We really need to start collecting
and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies @stevevsninjas cotton farmer: finally, some rain cotton candy farmer: *running toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies
@stevevsninjas
cotton farmer: finally, some rain
cotton candy farmer: *running
toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies
@stevevsninjas
cotton farmer: finally, some rain
cotton candy farmer: *running
toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies @stevevsninjas cotton farmer: finally, some rain cotton candy farmer: *running toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies
@stevevsninjas
cotton farmer: finally, some rain
cotton candy farmer: *running
toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, Shit, and Zombies: Steve vs Zombies
@stevevsninjas
cotton farmer: finally, some rain
cotton candy farmer: *running
toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

Candy, How To, and How: How to make sure nobody steals your candy. 216 MIxed egetab Missa Clever. Veggies need wedgies

Candy, How To, and How: How to make sure nobody steals your candy.
216
MIxed
egetab
Missa
Clever. Veggies need wedgies

Candy, How To, and How: How to make sure nobody steals your candy.
216
MIxed
egetab
Missa
Clever. Veggies need wedgies

Clever. Veggies need wedgies

Candy, College, and Cute: "I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater-but what was in front of our open door-was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said "Please knock." So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our "costumes" and tell us we were "such cute trick or treaters!" One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave UŚ candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house."

Candy, College, and Cute: "I grew up in a college town,
and one Halloween our
doorbell rang and we
opened the door expecting
to see trickortreater-but
what was in front of our
open door-was another
door! Like, a full-on wooden
door, that had a sign that
said "Please knock." So we
did, and the door swung
open to reveal a bunch of
college dudes dressed as
really old grandmothers,
curlers in their hair, etc, who
proceeded to coo over our
"costumes" and tell us we
were "such cute trick or
treaters!" One even pinched
my cheek. Then THEY gave
UŚ candy, closed their door,
picked it up and walked to
the next house."

Candy, College, and Cute: "I grew up in a college town,
and one Halloween our
doorbell rang and we
opened the door expecting
to see trickortreater-but
what was in front of our
open door-was another
door! Like, a full-on wooden
door, that had a sign that
said "Please knock." So we
did, and the door swung
open to reveal a bunch of
college dudes dressed as
really old grandmothers,
curlers in their hair, etc, who
proceeded to coo over our
"costumes" and tell us we
were "such cute trick or
treaters!" One even pinched
my cheek. Then THEY gave
UŚ candy, closed their door,
picked it up and walked to
the next house."

Candy, Fucking, and Groovy: ky groovy @GrooverKyler No one came and got candy from rosco @memezar mya @adoneham i'm on my fucking way u stay right there rosco Rosco

Candy, Fucking, and Groovy: ky groovy
@GrooverKyler
No one came and got candy from
rosco
@memezar
mya
@adoneham
i'm on my fucking way u stay right
there rosco
Rosco

Candy, Fucking, and Groovy: ky groovy
@GrooverKyler
No one came and got candy from
rosco
@memezar
mya
@adoneham
i'm on my fucking way u stay right
there rosco
Rosco

Rosco

Candy, Dank, and Halloween: #ABCNEWS #Halloween #Candy /VirtualNK Trick-or-treater notices house is out of candy and leaves some of his own instead 3,469,670 views + Share Download 82K 1.3K Save Everyone liked that 240 Carefully, he’s a hero by VirtualNK MORE MEMES

Candy, Dank, and Halloween: #ABCNEWS #Halloween #Candy
/VirtualNK
Trick-or-treater notices house is
out of candy and leaves some of
his own instead
3,469,670 views
+
Share
Download
82K
1.3K
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240
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Candy, Dank, and Halloween: #ABCNEWS #Halloween #Candy
/VirtualNK
Trick-or-treater notices house is
out of candy and leaves some of
his own instead
3,469,670 views
+
Share
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1.3K
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Candy, Candy Crush, and Crush: candy crush @djcoochnbooch what i love about my friends is that 70 years ago we all would have been lobotomized 7:10 PM Oct 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 27.5K Likes 7.2K Retweets

Candy, Candy Crush, and Crush: candy crush
@djcoochnbooch
what i love about my friends is that 70 years ago we all
would have been lobotomized
7:10 PM Oct 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
27.5K Likes
7.2K Retweets

Candy, Candy Crush, and Crush: candy crush
@djcoochnbooch
what i love about my friends is that 70 years ago we all
would have been lobotomized
7:10 PM Oct 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
27.5K Likes
7.2K Retweets

Abc, Candy, and News: GAMBRILLS MARYLAND 0:27 "Oh no! Trick-or-treater notices house is out of abc NEWS candy and leaves some of his own inste... ABC News 3.3M views 6 days ago Everyone liked that What a thoughtful kid

Abc, Candy, and News: GAMBRILLS
MARYLAND
0:27
"Oh no!
Trick-or-treater notices house is out of
abc
NEWS
candy and leaves some of his own inste...
ABC News 3.3M views 6 days ago
Everyone liked that
What a thoughtful kid

Abc, Candy, and News: GAMBRILLS
MARYLAND
0:27
"Oh no!
Trick-or-treater notices house is out of
abc
NEWS
candy and leaves some of his own inste...
ABC News 3.3M views 6 days ago
Everyone liked that
What a thoughtful kid

What a thoughtful kid

Candy, Collage, and Imgur: RECENTLY MOVED TO COLLAGE TOWN, BUY CANDY TO PASS OUT TO ALL THE KIDS FOR THE FIRST TIME. NOT A SINGLE TRICK OR TREATER CAME BY TONIGHT. made on imgur First time getting to pass out candy

Candy, Collage, and Imgur: RECENTLY MOVED TO COLLAGE
TOWN, BUY CANDY TO PASS OUT TO
ALL THE KIDS FOR THE FIRST TIME.
NOT A SINGLE TRICK OR
TREATER CAME BY TONIGHT.
made on imgur
First time getting to pass out candy

Candy, Collage, and Imgur: RECENTLY MOVED TO COLLAGE
TOWN, BUY CANDY TO PASS OUT TO
ALL THE KIDS FOR THE FIRST TIME.
NOT A SINGLE TRICK OR
TREATER CAME BY TONIGHT.
made on imgur
First time getting to pass out candy

First time getting to pass out candy

Candy, Who, and Host: Protector Host Littles who want candy

Candy, Who, and Host: Protector
Host
Littles who
want candy

Candy, Who, and Host: Protector
Host
Littles who
want candy

Candy, Parents, and Ww2: Parents please check your children's holloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide an entire wW2 German Regiment in my child's candy bar. Nooo

Candy, Parents, and Ww2: Parents please check your children's holloween
candy carefully. Someone tried to hide an entire
wW2 German Regiment in my child's candy bar.
Nooo

Candy, Parents, and Ww2: Parents please check your children's holloween
candy carefully. Someone tried to hide an entire
wW2 German Regiment in my child's candy bar.
Nooo

Nooo

Candy, Help, and Jokes: NO SON! Those aren't candy! +H HELP! My son ate my pills! MEAEN What kind Homeopathic of medicine was it? Jokes on you!

Candy, Help, and Jokes: NO SON!
Those
aren't
candy!
+H
HELP!
My son
ate my
pills!
MEAEN
What kind Homeopathic
of medicine
was it?
Jokes on you!

Candy, Help, and Jokes: NO SON!
Those
aren't
candy!
+H
HELP!
My son
ate my
pills!
MEAEN
What kind Homeopathic
of medicine
was it?
Jokes on you!

Jokes on you!

Candy, Help, and Jokes: NO SON! Those aren't candy! +H HELP! My son ate my pills! MEAEN What kind Homeopathic of medicine was it? Jokes on you!

Candy, Help, and Jokes: NO SON!
Those
aren't
candy!
+H
HELP!
My son
ate my
pills!
MEAEN
What kind Homeopathic
of medicine
was it?
Jokes on you!

Candy, Help, and Jokes: NO SON!
Those
aren't
candy!
+H
HELP!
My son
ate my
pills!
MEAEN
What kind Homeopathic
of medicine
was it?
Jokes on you!

Jokes on you!

Candy, Shrek, and Target: yo who the fuck gave my son an onion? Kitfat heroursi CYDER AL FLAVOURS NATURELLES CANDY OATED MILK HOCOLT CHOCOLAT AU LAIT ENROE DE CO HATE ISAR ILK INGREDENTS COCOA BUTTER COCOA MASS youlovetoseeit:oh shrek you silly billy

Candy, Shrek, and Target: yo who the fuck gave my son an onion?
Kitfat
heroursi
CYDER
AL FLAVOURS
NATURELLES
CANDY OATED MILK HOCOLT
CHOCOLAT AU LAIT ENROE DE CO
HATE ISAR ILK INGREDENTS COCOA BUTTER COCOA MASS
youlovetoseeit:oh shrek you silly billy

Candy, Shrek, and Target: yo who the fuck gave my son an onion?
Kitfat
heroursi
CYDER
AL FLAVOURS
NATURELLES
CANDY OATED MILK HOCOLT
CHOCOLAT AU LAIT ENROE DE CO
HATE ISAR ILK INGREDENTS COCOA BUTTER COCOA MASS
youlovetoseeit:oh shrek you silly billy

youlovetoseeit:oh shrek you silly billy

Candy, Children, and Fire: Kids shouldn't have to carry blue candy buckets on Halloween to indicate autism. Kids don't have to wear some kind of indicator in order to get free candy. If a kid doesn't say "Trick-or-treat" so fucking what? Here's an idea, don't be a ginormous twat-waffle who expects children to perform for you to get a 2- inch candy bar. It's free candy day. If you wanna make children jump through hoops for you, just shut your damn lights off because you are trash. Everybody gets free candy. No costume? Free candy. No talking? Free candy. Too old? Free candy. Parents that look exhausted from walking 16 miles for $20 worth of candy? Free candy for them too! This world is a total fucking dumpster fire and the idea that a kid on the spectrum has to hold a special plastic pumpkin to be treated like a kid on Halloween is garbage. Just give everyone the free candy and shut the fuck up. awesomacious: this is the whole truth and nothing but the truth

Candy, Children, and Fire: Kids shouldn't have to carry blue candy
buckets on Halloween to indicate autism. Kids
don't have to wear some kind of indicator in
order to get free candy. If a kid doesn't say
"Trick-or-treat" so fucking what? Here's an
idea, don't be a ginormous twat-waffle who
expects children to perform for you to get a 2-
inch candy bar. It's free candy day. If you
wanna make children jump through hoops for
you, just shut your damn lights off because you
are trash. Everybody gets free candy. No
costume? Free candy. No talking? Free candy.
Too old? Free candy. Parents that look
exhausted from walking 16 miles for $20 worth
of candy? Free candy for them too! This world
is a total fucking dumpster fire and the idea
that a kid on the spectrum has to hold a special
plastic pumpkin to be treated like a kid on
Halloween is garbage. Just give everyone the
free candy and shut the fuck up.
awesomacious:

this is the whole truth and nothing but the truth

Candy, Children, and Fire: Kids shouldn't have to carry blue candy
buckets on Halloween to indicate autism. Kids
don't have to wear some kind of indicator in
order to get free candy. If a kid doesn't say
"Trick-or-treat" so fucking what? Here's an
idea, don't be a ginormous twat-waffle who
expects children to perform for you to get a 2-
inch candy bar. It's free candy day. If you
wanna make children jump through hoops for
you, just shut your damn lights off because you
are trash. Everybody gets free candy. No
costume? Free candy. No talking? Free candy.
Too old? Free candy. Parents that look
exhausted from walking 16 miles for $20 worth
of candy? Free candy for them too! This world
is a total fucking dumpster fire and the idea
that a kid on the spectrum has to hold a special
plastic pumpkin to be treated like a kid on
Halloween is garbage. Just give everyone the
free candy and shut the fuck up.
awesomacious:

this is the whole truth and nothing but the truth

awesomacious: this is the whole truth and nothing but the truth

Candy, Tumblr, and Blog: awesomacious: Kid find empty candy bowl and put some of his candy in it

Candy, Tumblr, and Blog: awesomacious:

Kid find empty candy bowl and put some of his candy in it

Candy, Tumblr, and Blog: awesomacious:

Kid find empty candy bowl and put some of his candy in it

awesomacious: Kid find empty candy bowl and put some of his candy in it

Bad, Candy, and Dad: millennial dad @partofaplan "hey, I would like to buy a candy bar with my membership card." "sure thing. that will be $345." "WTF?! $345?!!!!" "well, without the card it's $5,450 11 dollars." "oh...that's not bad I guess." that's the American healthcare system We need the Swiss system

Bad, Candy, and Dad: millennial dad
@partofaplan
"hey, I would like to buy a candy bar
with my membership card."
"sure thing. that will be $345."
"WTF?! $345?!!!!"
"well, without the card it's $5,450
11
dollars."
"oh...that's not bad I guess."
that's the American healthcare
system
We need the Swiss system

Bad, Candy, and Dad: millennial dad
@partofaplan
"hey, I would like to buy a candy bar
with my membership card."
"sure thing. that will be $345."
"WTF?! $345?!!!!"
"well, without the card it's $5,450
11
dollars."
"oh...that's not bad I guess."
that's the American healthcare
system
We need the Swiss system

We need the Swiss system

Candy, Parents, and MeIRL: Parents please check your children's holloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide an entire wW2 German Regiment in my child's candy bar. meirl

Candy, Parents, and MeIRL: Parents please check your children's holloween
candy carefully. Someone tried to hide an entire
wW2 German Regiment in my child's candy bar.
meirl

Candy, Parents, and MeIRL: Parents please check your children's holloween
candy carefully. Someone tried to hide an entire
wW2 German Regiment in my child's candy bar.
meirl

meirl

Candy, Zombies, and Wonder: When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy imgflip.com Wait a second…

Candy, Zombies, and Wonder: When you've killed
5 zombies and stabbed
vampire with a stake when
you start to wonder why
they were carrying bags of candy
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Candy, Zombies, and Wonder: When you've killed
5 zombies and stabbed
vampire with a stake when
you start to wonder why
they were carrying bags of candy
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Candy, Dank, and Memes: When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy imgflip.com Wait a second… by JustAnAveragePerson_ MORE MEMES

Candy, Dank, and Memes: When you've killed
5 zombies and stabbed
vampire with a stake when
you start to wonder why
they were carrying bags of candy
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Candy, Dank, and Memes: When you've killed
5 zombies and stabbed
vampire with a stake when
you start to wonder why
they were carrying bags of candy
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