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Baby Pope
Baby Pope

Baby Pope

Worry About Yourself
Worry About Yourself

Worry About Yourself

Disapproval
Disapproval

Disapproval

That
That

That

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Anses
Anses

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Because Reasons
Because Reasons

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stillness
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can: We can’t handle that
can: We can’t handle that

We can’t handle that

can: NOOO! you can’t talk to an inanimate toy; haha coworker go quack
can: NOOO! you can’t talk to an inanimate toy; haha coworker go quack

NOOO! you can’t talk to an inanimate toy; haha coworker go quack

can: The air is so clean now, you can see Sydney from New York.
can: The air is so clean now, you can see Sydney from New York.

The air is so clean now, you can see Sydney from New York.

can: Can’t be more proud
can: Can’t be more proud

Can’t be more proud

can: justcatposts: only one can win  (via: @hula_hulahoop)
can: justcatposts:
only one can win 
(via: @hula_hulahoop)

justcatposts: only one can win  (via: @hula_hulahoop)

can: Can we get a refund on 2020 please? We don't want it anymore. #Memes #Dank #2020 #Entertainment
can: Can we get a refund on 2020 please? We don't want it anymore. #Memes #Dank #2020 #Entertainment

Can we get a refund on 2020 please? We don't want it anymore. #Memes #Dank #2020 #Entertainment

can: It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government
can: It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government

It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government

can: homopower: Mission control: you can come down and return to earth at any time. International Space Station: Naw, we good.
can: homopower:

Mission control: you can come down and return to earth at any time.
International Space Station: Naw, we good.

homopower: Mission control: you can come down and return to earth at any time. International Space Station: Naw, we good.

can: It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government
can: It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government

It’s so they can take the focus away from the failure of the government

can: I can feel the K R A B O N A N C E in my soul
can: I can feel the K R A B O N A N C E in my soul

I can feel the K R A B O N A N C E in my soul

can: When you can’t focus on you’re safety because you’re too busy already focusing on your safety by Suprovation MORE MEMES
can: When you can’t focus on you’re safety because you’re too busy already focusing on your safety by Suprovation
MORE MEMES

When you can’t focus on you’re safety because you’re too busy already focusing on your safety by Suprovation MORE MEMES

can: The only place where 13 year olds and 19 year olds can get along
can: The only place where 13 year olds and 19 year olds can get along

The only place where 13 year olds and 19 year olds can get along

can: The only place where 13 year olds and 19 year olds can get along by KWAKUDATSU MORE MEMES
can: The only place where 13 year olds and 19 year olds can get along by KWAKUDATSU
MORE MEMES

The only place where 13 year olds and 19 year olds can get along by KWAKUDATSU MORE MEMES

can: I can relate, what about you?
can: I can relate, what about you?

I can relate, what about you?

can: Please help I can’t see aaaaaa
can: Please help I can’t see aaaaaa

Please help I can’t see aaaaaa

can: And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself…
can: And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself…

And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself…

can: Finally something I can get behind..
can: Finally something I can get behind..

Finally something I can get behind..

can: My dinner can be anytime from 6pm to 10pm
can: My dinner can be anytime from 6pm to 10pm

My dinner can be anytime from 6pm to 10pm

can: We can all relate
can: We can all relate

We can all relate

can: Australia has complete border closures, this is WA’s premiers response to a young girl asking if the Easter Bunny can still travel.
can: Australia has complete border closures, this is WA’s premiers response to a young girl asking if the Easter Bunny can still travel.

Australia has complete border closures, this is WA’s premiers response to a young girl asking if the Easter Bunny can still travel.

can: Can’t sleep tight
can: Can’t sleep tight

Can’t sleep tight

can: What man can thank to that
can: What man can thank to that

What man can thank to that

can: hiphopmemes: really can’t rap nut now you can try
can: hiphopmemes:

really can’t rap nut now you can try

hiphopmemes: really can’t rap nut now you can try

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Get 50% OFF almost any adult item & FREE US/CAN Shipping by using offer code POSITIVE at AdamAndEve.com.  18+ Only.

Get 50% OFF almost any adult item & FREE US/CAN Shipping by using offer code POSITIVE at AdamAndEve.com.  18+ Only.

can: assdare: I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t because of copyright
can: assdare:
I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t because of copyright

assdare: I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t beca...

can: At this point anything can happen in 2020
can: At this point anything can happen in 2020

At this point anything can happen in 2020

can: Reality can be whatever we want
can: Reality can be whatever we want

Reality can be whatever we want

can: frenchie-sottises: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.   On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.  A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died. Fuck anyone who does this.
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Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


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keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

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can: You can upvote this only today
can: You can upvote this only today

You can upvote this only today

can: Landlord: “Yeah, you can paint.”
can: Landlord: “Yeah, you can paint.”

Landlord: “Yeah, you can paint.”

can: erubescelin: kagami can and will steal ur girl
can: erubescelin:

kagami can and will steal ur girl

erubescelin: kagami can and will steal ur girl

can: 1.4 million tutorials can‘t be wrong
can: 1.4 million tutorials can‘t be wrong

1.4 million tutorials can‘t be wrong

can: What’s the point of having all this love if you can share it?
can: What’s the point of having all this love if you can share it?

What’s the point of having all this love if you can share it?

can: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges
can: ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure falters slowly towards my truck, trembling gingerly on arthritic limbs in the icy winter air.His grey muzzle and sorrowful eyes tell a sad tale of many years of hunger, pain and despair. A faint and sorrowful whimper emits from his throat as he gazes beseechingly at my bountiful box of biscuits, hoping against hope that I might ease his pangs of hunger and grant him one more night of survival by sharing a small morsel of sustenance with him.My heartstrings taut with compassion, I dig deep into my biscuit box and gently place 4 biscuits into his quivering jowls, praying with all my might that I have arrived in time to prevent his imminent starvation.And then…the magic happens.Like Popeye eating his can of spinach, an incredible transformation suddenly takes place. He is cured! The pain in his limbs is gone! His eyes sparkle! In less than a second, strength and vigor have returned to his formerly weak and malnourished body! In one bound he leaps from the steps of the truck and proceeds to to zoomies all about the yard like a puppy 12 years his junior, his speed turning him into a veritable blur, before running into the house thru his dog door. Through the living room window I see him leap up onto his spot on the couch next to the woodstove, a veritable blizzard of biscuit crumbs flying all over the lap of his human as he chomps happily away at the bounty of goodness that I have bestowed upon him. With tears of joy in my eyes I proceed to drive away, feeling a solemn pride in the knowledge that my generosity has saved this once-suffering dog from what was most certainly an imminent death from starvation. And to those of you who claim that I have merely been bamboozled and bewitched out of biscuits by a canine con artist, I say this; I am a trained professional with years of experience. Do I REALLY look like a guy who could get manipulated out of treats by a mere dog?By Scott Hodges

ups-dogs:On a dark and lonely night in the hills outside of Newberg, Oregon…a forlorn, feeble, famished, freezing, four-legged figure fal...

can: We can get through it for sure!
can: We can get through it for sure!

We can get through it for sure!

can: I can speed run Luigi’s Mansion
can: I can speed run Luigi’s Mansion

I can speed run Luigi’s Mansion

can: We can’t keep giving them ideas
can: We can’t keep giving them ideas

We can’t keep giving them ideas

can: Who else can relate?
can: Who else can relate?

Who else can relate?

can: Can’t wait to go out and hear them shits sizzle again
can: Can’t wait to go out and hear them shits sizzle again

Can’t wait to go out and hear them shits sizzle again

can: I can’t stop laughing at this 😂
can: I can’t stop laughing at this 😂

I can’t stop laughing at this 😂