I can’t come into work today
Take your sick days
Because corporation is family
This is 100% true
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I might be coming down with something.
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When you pull an all nighter the day before something is due and the teacher ends up calling in sick.
Calling In Sick
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Calling in sick today to spend some time with the one I love
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put two hedonists in a room n they're probably calling in sick tomorrow
*me shoving French fries down my throat* i'm physically incapacitated, Susan, I can't come in @mybestiesays
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The hours are long, the pay sucks and there's no sick days. Why do I love this job so much?
No sick days and the pay sucks, too.
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Finna call in sick, ain't tryna die (Tag friends)
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