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buddy: ups-dogs: My buddy Hank!Vero Beach FL
buddy: ups-dogs:

My buddy Hank!Vero Beach FL

ups-dogs: My buddy Hank!Vero Beach FL

buddy: Thank you buddy!
buddy: Thank you buddy!

Thank you buddy!

buddy: Just take a rest, buddy.
buddy: Just take a rest, buddy.

Just take a rest, buddy.

buddy: U not flat buddy
buddy: U not flat buddy

U not flat buddy

buddy: omg-humor: Me too buddy. Me too.
buddy: omg-humor:

Me too buddy. Me too.

omg-humor: Me too buddy. Me too.

buddy: ups-dogs:My pup Suki is 1 ½ years old rescue pup. Redondo Beach, CAShe knows the sound and recognises the UPS doggy treat delivery truck and her human buddy Brendan.
buddy: ups-dogs:My pup Suki is 1 ½ years old rescue pup. Redondo Beach, CAShe knows the sound and recognises the UPS doggy treat delivery truck and her human buddy Brendan.

ups-dogs:My pup Suki is 1 ½ years old rescue pup. Redondo Beach, CAShe knows the sound and recognises the UPS doggy treat delivery truck...

buddy: Listen buddy
buddy: Listen buddy

Listen buddy

buddy: The perfect shopping buddy 🛒😍
buddy: The perfect shopping buddy 🛒😍

The perfect shopping buddy 🛒😍

buddy: Me too buddy. Me too.
buddy: Me too buddy. Me too.

Me too buddy. Me too.

buddy: walk into my buddy’s house and this is the first thing I see
buddy: walk into my buddy’s house and this is the first thing I see

walk into my buddy’s house and this is the first thing I see

buddy: ups-dogs:My pup Suki is 1 ½ years old rescue pup. Redondo Beach, CAShe knows the sound and recognises the UPS doggy treat delivery truck and her human buddy Brendan.
buddy: ups-dogs:My pup Suki is 1 ½ years old rescue pup. Redondo Beach, CAShe knows the sound and recognises the UPS doggy treat delivery truck and her human buddy Brendan.

ups-dogs:My pup Suki is 1 ½ years old rescue pup. Redondo Beach, CAShe knows the sound and recognises the UPS doggy treat delivery truck...

buddy: A big thanks for you buddy
buddy: A big thanks for you buddy

A big thanks for you buddy

buddy: Goddamnit Bubble Buddy
buddy: Goddamnit Bubble Buddy

Goddamnit Bubble Buddy

buddy: yourgoat: wahoorat: just me and an old buddy :] i thought this was an oil painting
buddy: yourgoat:
wahoorat:
just me and an old buddy :]
i thought this was an oil painting

yourgoat: wahoorat: just me and an old buddy :] i thought this was an oil painting

buddy: sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm: dean-and-his-pie: fororchestra: musicalmelody: Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”  Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.  To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha. On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious. I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair… Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair. The lengths we go for music. Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek. One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.” And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is: [stifled giggling] [reeeeeeally deep breath] [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE] The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture. In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.” FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part. This is the best band post  Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until, that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose. Julius IdontgivaFucik More like Julius Fuckit Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share
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justamerplwithabox:

vivelafat:

prokopetz:

officialdeadparrot:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

Julius IdontgivaFucik

More like Julius Fuckit


Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

sushinfood: justamerplwithabox: vivelafat: prokopetz: officialdeadparrot: grellholmes: elsajeni: gunslingerannie: justtkeepcalmm:...

buddy: yourgoat: wahoorat: just me and an old buddy :] i thought this was an oil painting
buddy: yourgoat:
wahoorat:
just me and an old buddy :]
i thought this was an oil painting

yourgoat: wahoorat: just me and an old buddy :] i thought this was an oil painting

buddy: buddy found this, worthy of his super like I believe.
buddy: buddy found this, worthy of his super like I believe.

buddy found this, worthy of his super like I believe.

buddy: If a door can be what it wants so can you buddy, just hold on.
buddy: If a door can be what it wants so can you buddy, just hold on.

If a door can be what it wants so can you buddy, just hold on.

buddy: Good work Buddy!!
buddy: Good work Buddy!!

Good work Buddy!!

buddy: awesomacious: Keep it up buddy
buddy: awesomacious:

Keep it up buddy

awesomacious: Keep it up buddy

buddy: Keep it up buddy
buddy: Keep it up buddy

Keep it up buddy

buddy: travel-buddy: sheepdog-and-fakegoldenretriever: Couldn’t have said it better myself Bernese will have one brain cell
buddy: travel-buddy:

sheepdog-and-fakegoldenretriever:

Couldn’t have said it better myself


Bernese will have one brain cell

travel-buddy: sheepdog-and-fakegoldenretriever: Couldn’t have said it better myself Bernese will have one brain cell

buddy: lily-orchard: ginger-s-n-a-p:This is the start of a buddy comedy Reverse Titanic
buddy: lily-orchard:

ginger-s-n-a-p:This is the start of a buddy comedy
Reverse Titanic

lily-orchard: ginger-s-n-a-p:This is the start of a buddy comedy Reverse Titanic

buddy: awesomacious: Don’t say anything about your body that you wouldn’t say about your buddy’s body.
buddy: awesomacious:

Don’t say anything about your body that you wouldn’t say about your buddy’s body.

awesomacious: Don’t say anything about your body that you wouldn’t say about your buddy’s body.

buddy: awesomacious: Don’t say anything about your body that you wouldn’t say about your buddy’s body.
buddy: awesomacious:

Don’t say anything about your body that you wouldn’t say about your buddy’s body.

awesomacious: Don’t say anything about your body that you wouldn’t say about your buddy’s body.

buddy: EALORA VOL FREE 10 ALC/VOL CUTEN FREE My bar buddy Bill is a Vietnam Vet and gives zero fucks. He has mini traffic cones he puts on the bar if someone sits next to him he doesn’t want to talk to.
buddy: EALORA
 VOL
 FREE
 10
 ALC/VOL
 CUTEN
 FREE
My bar buddy Bill is a Vietnam Vet and gives zero fucks. He has mini traffic cones he puts on the bar if someone sits next to him he doesn’t want to talk to.

My bar buddy Bill is a Vietnam Vet and gives zero fucks. He has mini traffic cones he puts on the bar if someone sits next to him he does...

buddy: EALORA VOL FREE 10 ALC/VOL CUTEN FREE My bar buddy Bill is a Vietnam Vet and gives zero fucks. He has mini traffic cones he puts on the bar if someone sits next to him he doesn’t want to talk to.
buddy: EALORA
 VOL
 FREE
 10
 ALC/VOL
 CUTEN
 FREE
My bar buddy Bill is a Vietnam Vet and gives zero fucks. He has mini traffic cones he puts on the bar if someone sits next to him he doesn’t want to talk to.

My bar buddy Bill is a Vietnam Vet and gives zero fucks. He has mini traffic cones he puts on the bar if someone sits next to him he does...

buddy: 4) -' 04) French ▼ English" coup de feu gunshot English 04) French coup de fou Blowjob French ▼ 4) English ▼ coup de foudre love at first sight FEnglish 04) French coup de foutre Cum shot Did you mean coup de foudre? feniczoroark: candygarnet: shamwowxl: wine-dark-sea: ilyasaurus: randomfandomteacher: indigopersei: broitsablog: wildeisms: @indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..? my friend,if only you knew It’s a very dangerous language to learn Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word. #now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny. “is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:  truly the language of love Hell language @randomnightlord No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily
buddy: 4)
 -'
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 English"
 coup de feu
 gunshot

 English
 04)
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 coup de fou
 Blowjob

 French ▼
 4)
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 coup de foudre
 love at first sight

 FEnglish
 04)
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 coup de foutre
 Cum shot
 Did you mean coup de foudre?
feniczoroark:

candygarnet:
shamwowxl:

wine-dark-sea:

ilyasaurus:

randomfandomteacher:

indigopersei:

broitsablog:

wildeisms:


@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend,if only you knew


It’s a very dangerous language to learn


Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way. 
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

truly the language of love



Hell language @randomnightlord 


No wonders I always got a 6 in French.I stay with German happily

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