Should John Kerry be prosecuted?
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Deadpool would get under Thanos' skin.
The feeling when you start falling off a sofa but you can't bother to do anything about it.
I'm a massage therapist - this is the type of person that talks to me on a daily basis.
uhm never thought about this??
Why the hell arent u following my quotes account @kalesaladquotes yet???
I’m not sure if I’m getting old if I’m just lazy but honestly... just the getting ready process to go out makes me so tired at this point th...
If I had this set of teeth I wouldn't even bother talking, I'd just smile till I die https://t.co/q1XcgGL1x8
Neville Longbottom forgot to wear his robes 😂😭 https://t.co/fggKRemECs
If I had this set of teeth I wouldn't even bother talking, I'd just smile till I die https://t.co/rqIvNSBMZB
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No one wants to play with you. Follow @9gagnomnom - cr: @pechkeks - misfortune
My face burns
Even 3 is a lot. Just need that one person to bother all day with insane random thoughts
He’s called the hormone monster and his name is Maurice... you uncultured swine.
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Honestly if you don’t expect this kind of stuff out of me then don’t bother marrying me
Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY N...
LEARN TO FUCKING SAY HELLO JON
This funny af I don’t even play fortnite (idk who made this lemme know you know)
Frigid conditions didn't seem to bother this bald eagle who floated down the Mississippi River on ice.
🤣Damn the producers didn’t bother to edit out the cat part
Please don't get tired of me. https://t.co/5BUmgX6tKV
Why even bother when you know the chicken strips are perfection?
Wouldn’t be able to drive. Would have to keep booping 👃😍😂
I'm really into astronomy @dabmoms
I bet he drinks water! Doesn't he know that's where fish live! • Follow @savagememesss for more posts daily
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Tag that friend that is a Caprisun. I, myself, am a Aquarium. What zodiac sign are you?
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
Happy new year to all Scorpions! 🎉
@donny.drama is the best account if you’re not following😂
@god is an awesome god
Why would you even bother wasting time on those peasants 🙄😪
🤣Tag a friend