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Beautiful, Fucking, and Girls: Vox @voxdotcom Vox Superheroes don't wear ponytails and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes <p><a href="https://witchin-bitchin-twopointoh.tumblr.com/post/173782852579/frequentsleepermiles-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">witchin-bitchin-twopointoh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://frequentsleepermiles.tumblr.com/post/173778403051/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">frequentsleepermiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote> <p>For people who care about sexism so much, they sure do focus a lot on physical traits. </p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch">https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch</a></p> <p>Here’s the linked article. Didn’t really seem all that unreasonable to me, perhaps stretching a bit but it does make a few reasonable critiques. The bits about hair length in comic book girls being tied to their relationship with traditional femininity and the was an interesting point. </p> <p>You’ll notice that nowhere in the actual article does it call the movies or the characters themselves sexist or “problematic.” The headline was obviously clickbait to get attention, however, so… congrats, you gave the article the attention it wanted. </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a7f90178b45b2d73562e6788c1b1532/tumblr_inline_p8jiwpge3J1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"/></figure><p>I can and did read the entire article but thanks for your brilliant input. </p><p>The headline is whiny bullshit, the article is also full of whiny bullshit that blows things way out of proportion, ignores males that have the same issue (male heroes are expected to be ripped as much as female heroes are expected to be beautiful. Fighting While Hot™️ is a unisex requirement), and complains about long hair being “unrealistic“ in a universe with fucking laser beams and thunder gods and talking trees.</p>
Beautiful, Fucking, and Girls: Vox
 @voxdotcom
 Vox
 Superheroes don't wear ponytails
 and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked
 Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes
<p><a href="https://witchin-bitchin-twopointoh.tumblr.com/post/173782852579/frequentsleepermiles-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">witchin-bitchin-twopointoh</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://frequentsleepermiles.tumblr.com/post/173778403051/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">frequentsleepermiles</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote>

<p>For people who care about sexism so much, they sure do focus a lot on physical traits. </p>
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<p><a href="https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch">https://www.racked.com/2018/4/25/17275020/avengers-infinity-war-hair-mantis-black-widow-gamora-scarlet-witch</a></p>
<p>Here’s the linked article. Didn’t really seem all that unreasonable to me, perhaps stretching a bit but it does make a few reasonable critiques. The bits about hair length in comic book girls being tied to their relationship with traditional femininity and the was an interesting point. </p>
<p>You’ll notice that nowhere in the actual article does it call the movies or the characters themselves sexist or “problematic.”  The headline was obviously clickbait to get attention, however, so… congrats, you gave the article the attention it wanted. </p>
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<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a7f90178b45b2d73562e6788c1b1532/tumblr_inline_p8jiwpge3J1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="124" data-orig-width="750"/></figure><p>I can and did read the entire article but thanks for your brilliant input. </p><p>The headline is whiny bullshit, the article is also full of whiny bullshit that blows things way out of proportion, ignores males that have the same issue (male heroes are expected to be ripped as much as female heroes are expected to be beautiful. Fighting While Hot™️ is a unisex requirement), and complains about long hair being “unrealistic“ in a universe with fucking laser beams and thunder gods and talking trees.</p>

<p><a href="https://witchin-bitchin-twopointoh.tumblr.com/post/173782852579/frequentsleepermiles-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">wi...

America, Hello, and Movies: Vox @voxdotcom Vox Superheroes don't wear ponytails and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes <p><a href="http://cliff-snowpeak.tumblr.com/post/173777147515/libertarirynn-jurakan-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">cliff-snowpeak</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173775013139/jurakan-libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://jurakan.tumblr.com/post/173774569784/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-wait" class="tumblr_blog">jurakan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote> <p>wait what</p> </blockquote> <p>From the article:</p> <h2>“Even today, the physical attributes and feminine beauty of superheroines are exaggerated to make them look like, well, frankly, porn stars at worst, and sexy female athletes at best”</h2> <p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>HOLY SHIT, REALLY???</p> <p>You mean to tell me that comic book movies have characters with EXAGGERATED ATTRACTIVENESS??!?!? Y’all really out here big mad because Black Widow didn’t fight Thanos with a messy bun?</p> <p>Also, porn stars? Yeah</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc3e61fc7f2c6a5151b0d1be0e432c92/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5X7K11rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e21407b4c5f9c05456b26f33f12ca8d/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5dudc1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/06a24969b89f4bda455894d3a33b73e1/tumblr_inline_p8j3l54g0L1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"/></figure><p>Just look at these absolute thots.</p> <p>And are you really gonna pretend the physical attributes of male heroes aren’t equally exaggerated?</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e50650fe8c64cc45a0a49b1c154c9727/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxQfVj1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa6dd8eed0c9092897f7c5845e746eeb/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxV7gU1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b4e28dfa3b90c6d993205431523a58f/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyB2DV1rw09tq_1280.png" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b892f91a86637ffd795f53e80755ed/tumblr_inline_p8j3qySjMW1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6328a5326438869b475cffd0bc37a347/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyKZhi1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"/></figure><p>Y’know, ‘cause every guy at Walmart has abs like Captain America.</p> </blockquote> <p>On top of all that, Wasp is sporting a ponytail in the trailers for Antman and the Wasp. We just gonna ignore that?</p></blockquote> <p>Of course they will. Just like they ignore the fact that Thor and Loki have long hair. If it doesn’t fit the narrative, it’s out.</p>
America, Hello, and Movies: Vox
 @voxdotcom
 Vox
 Superheroes don't wear ponytails
 and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked
 Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes
<p><a href="http://cliff-snowpeak.tumblr.com/post/173777147515/libertarirynn-jurakan-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">cliff-snowpeak</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173775013139/jurakan-libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://jurakan.tumblr.com/post/173774569784/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-wait" class="tumblr_blog">jurakan</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote>
<p>wait what</p>
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<p>From the article:</p>
<h2>“Even today, the physical attributes and feminine beauty of superheroines are exaggerated to make them look like, well, frankly, porn stars at worst, and sexy female athletes at best”</h2>
<p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>HOLY SHIT, REALLY???</p>
<p>You mean to tell me that comic book movies have characters with EXAGGERATED ATTRACTIVENESS??!?!? Y’all really out here big mad because Black Widow didn’t fight Thanos with a messy bun?</p>
<p>Also, porn stars? Yeah</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc3e61fc7f2c6a5151b0d1be0e432c92/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5X7K11rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e21407b4c5f9c05456b26f33f12ca8d/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5dudc1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/06a24969b89f4bda455894d3a33b73e1/tumblr_inline_p8j3l54g0L1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"/></figure><p>Just look at these absolute thots.</p>
<p>And are you really gonna pretend the physical attributes of male heroes aren’t equally exaggerated?</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e50650fe8c64cc45a0a49b1c154c9727/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxQfVj1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa6dd8eed0c9092897f7c5845e746eeb/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxV7gU1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b4e28dfa3b90c6d993205431523a58f/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyB2DV1rw09tq_1280.png" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b892f91a86637ffd795f53e80755ed/tumblr_inline_p8j3qySjMW1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6328a5326438869b475cffd0bc37a347/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyKZhi1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"/></figure><p>Y’know, ‘cause every guy at Walmart has abs like Captain America.</p>
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<p>On top of all that, Wasp is sporting a ponytail in the trailers for Antman and the Wasp. We just gonna ignore that?</p></blockquote>

<p>Of course they will. Just like they ignore the fact that Thor and Loki have long hair. If it doesn’t fit the narrative, it’s out.</p>

<p><a href="http://cliff-snowpeak.tumblr.com/post/173777147515/libertarirynn-jurakan-libertarirynn-hello" class="tumblr_blog">cliff-snowpeak...

America, Hello, and Movies: Vox @voxdotcom Vox Superheroes don't wear ponytails and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes <p><a href="http://jurakan.tumblr.com/post/173774569784/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-wait" class="tumblr_blog">jurakan</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote> <p>wait what</p> </blockquote><p>From the article:</p><h2>“Even today, the physical attributes and feminine beauty of superheroines are exaggerated to make them look like, well, frankly, porn stars at worst, and sexy female athletes at best”</h2><p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>HOLY SHIT, REALLY???</p><p>You mean to tell me that comic book movies have characters with EXAGGERATED ATTRACTIVENESS??!?!? Y’all really out here big mad because Black Widow didn’t fight Thanos with a messy bun?</p><p>Also, porn stars? Yeah</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc3e61fc7f2c6a5151b0d1be0e432c92/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5X7K11rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e21407b4c5f9c05456b26f33f12ca8d/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5dudc1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/06a24969b89f4bda455894d3a33b73e1/tumblr_inline_p8j3l54g0L1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"/></figure><p>Just look at these absolute thots.</p><p>And are you really gonna pretend the physical attributes of male heroes aren’t equally exaggerated?</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e50650fe8c64cc45a0a49b1c154c9727/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxQfVj1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa6dd8eed0c9092897f7c5845e746eeb/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxV7gU1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b4e28dfa3b90c6d993205431523a58f/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyB2DV1rw09tq_1280.png" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b892f91a86637ffd795f53e80755ed/tumblr_inline_p8j3qySjMW1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6328a5326438869b475cffd0bc37a347/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyKZhi1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"/></figure><p>Y’know, ‘cause every guy at Walmart has abs like Captain America.</p>
America, Hello, and Movies: Vox
 @voxdotcom
 Vox
 Superheroes don't wear ponytails
 and yes, it's sexist. Via @Racked
 Superheroes Don't Wear Ponvtails, and Yes
<p><a href="http://jurakan.tumblr.com/post/173774569784/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-wait" class="tumblr_blog">jurakan</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173774527164/hello-darkness-my-old-friend" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Hello darkness my old friend</p></blockquote>
<p>wait what</p>
</blockquote><p>From the article:</p><h2>“Even today, the physical attributes and feminine beauty of superheroines are exaggerated to make them look like, well, frankly, porn stars at worst, and sexy female athletes at best”</h2><p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>HOLY SHIT, REALLY???</p><p>You mean to tell me that comic book movies have characters with EXAGGERATED ATTRACTIVENESS??!?!? Y’all really out here big mad because Black Widow didn’t fight Thanos with a messy bun?</p><p>Also, porn stars? Yeah</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc3e61fc7f2c6a5151b0d1be0e432c92/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5X7K11rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="675" data-orig-width="1200"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e21407b4c5f9c05456b26f33f12ca8d/tumblr_inline_p8j3l5dudc1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="450"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/06a24969b89f4bda455894d3a33b73e1/tumblr_inline_p8j3l54g0L1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="494"/></figure><p>Just look at these absolute thots.</p><p>And are you really gonna pretend the physical attributes of male heroes aren’t equally exaggerated?</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e50650fe8c64cc45a0a49b1c154c9727/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxQfVj1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="352" data-orig-width="616"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fa6dd8eed0c9092897f7c5845e746eeb/tumblr_inline_p8j3qxV7gU1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="853" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b4e28dfa3b90c6d993205431523a58f/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyB2DV1rw09tq_1280.png" data-orig-height="376" data-orig-width="628"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3b892f91a86637ffd795f53e80755ed/tumblr_inline_p8j3qySjMW1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6328a5326438869b475cffd0bc37a347/tumblr_inline_p8j3qyKZhi1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1065" data-orig-width="710"/></figure><p>Y’know, ‘cause every guy at Walmart has abs like Captain America.</p>

<p><a href="http://jurakan.tumblr.com/post/173774569784/libertarirynn-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-wait" class="tumblr_blog">jurakan</a>:</p...

America, Beard, and Cars: MARVEL STUCIDS @MCU TWEETS AVENGERS FOOTAGE DESCRIPTINON (PART 1) NFIN TY WA The Guardians of the Galaxy are flying around. "Put on your mean faces," Star-Lord says, because he expects something nast y. There has been crazy destruction, and then a body smashes up against their ship. "Get it away, Rocket says. They bring the body in and it's Thor. (Spoilers for Ragnarok, we guess?) Mantis wakes him up and Thor jumps up and exclaims "Wh ?" 91 o the hell are you guys Next we see the Guardians with Thor, flying to another planet, and when they arrive-again, If s jUsf massive desfruction again. They all know something is very wrong. Cut to Earth. Scarlet Witch is moving around some cars or something and a female voiceover says “Death follows him like a shadow." Loki emerges and presents the Tesseracf to someone who is taller than him Cut to Queens and the hairs on the arm of a young Peter Parker stand up on end. He turns around in fear and we see a ship flying toward a planet we assume is Earth. "We have one advantage," Tony Stark says. "He's coming to us." As the ship crashes, we see Mantis, Iron Man, Star-Lord, Doctor Strange, and a few others characters in total shock "Fun really isn't something one considers when balancing the universe, a voice says. Gamora furns around in fofal horror. @MCU_TWEETS MARVEL STUDIOS VENDERS ' INFINITY WAR FOOTAGE DESCRIPTINON (PART 2) "But this puts a smile on my face." Star-Lord: "Oh no." And out of a black hole emerges he purple madman, Thanos. A fight begins. Doctor Strange is putting down platforms and Star-Lord is jumping off them shooting his guns. Cut to Spider-Man, in his new suit revealed at the end of Homecoming, jumping through the air. A shot of Vision behind bars. A shot of a Wakandan army which includes Bucky. Captain America comes out of shadows with a full beard. Black Widow is shown with blonde hair. Iron Man has new very sleek armor. Someone is using the UlKbUusfer armor. JUST a huge monfage of shofs. Peter Parker is on the ground very hurt. "l'm sorry Tony," he says behind tears with lron Man holding his head. Thanos grabs Thor's head and squeezes. Then Thanos, in the heat of battle with the Infinity Gauntlet on his hand, uses the power of the two stones he has (the Purple and Blue stones) to grab a moon. Hee starts to drag it toward whatever planet eve ryone is standing on. The debris starts to fly and... cut to title card. (VIA GERMAIN LUSSIER AND 109.GIZMODO.COM) <p>⚠️Spoilers Ahead ⚠️</p> <p>In case you were wondering what the hell was going on with all the Infinity War stuff, well… here you have it. Now you get me? Yeah? Okay ! 😂🔝🔥</p>
America, Beard, and Cars: MARVEL STUCIDS
 @MCU TWEETS
 AVENGERS
 FOOTAGE DESCRIPTINON (PART 1)
 NFIN
 TY WA
 The Guardians of the Galaxy are flying around.
 "Put on your mean faces," Star-Lord says,
 because he expects something nast
 y. There
 has been crazy destruction, and then a body
 smashes up against their ship. "Get it away,
 Rocket says. They bring the body in and it's
 Thor. (Spoilers for Ragnarok, we guess?) Mantis
 wakes him up and Thor jumps up and exclaims
 "Wh ?"
 91
 o the hell are you guys
 Next we see the Guardians with Thor, flying to
 another planet, and when they arrive-again,
 If s jUsf massive desfruction again. They
 all know something is very wrong.
 Cut to Earth. Scarlet Witch is moving around
 some cars or something and a female voiceover
 says “Death follows him like a shadow." Loki
 emerges and presents the Tesseracf to someone
 who is taller than him
 Cut to Queens and the hairs on the arm of a
 young Peter Parker stand up on end. He turns
 around in fear and we see a ship flying toward a
 planet we assume is Earth. "We have one
 advantage," Tony Stark says. "He's
 coming to us." As the ship crashes, we see
 Mantis, Iron Man, Star-Lord, Doctor Strange,
 and a few others characters in total shock
 "Fun really isn't something one considers when
 balancing the universe, a voice says.
 Gamora furns around in fofal horror.

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 "But this puts a smile on my face." Star-Lord:
 "Oh no." And out of a black hole emerges
 he purple madman, Thanos.
 A fight begins. Doctor Strange is putting down
 platforms
 and Star-Lord is jumping off them
 shooting his guns. Cut to Spider-Man, in his
 new suit revealed at the end of Homecoming,
 jumping through the air. A shot of Vision
 behind bars. A shot of a Wakandan army
 which includes Bucky. Captain America comes
 out of shadows with a full beard. Black Widow
 is shown with blonde hair. Iron Man has new
 very sleek armor. Someone is using the
 UlKbUusfer armor. JUST a huge
 monfage of shofs.
 Peter Parker is on the ground very hurt. "l'm
 sorry Tony," he says behind tears with lron
 Man holding his head. Thanos grabs Thor's
 head and squeezes. Then Thanos, in the heat
 of battle with the Infinity Gauntlet on his hand,
 uses the power of the two stones he has (the
 Purple and Blue stones) to grab a moon. Hee
 starts to drag it toward whatever planet
 eve
 ryone is standing on. The debris
 starts to fly and... cut to title card.
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