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    Bizarre: bscully:

sneepysnape:

roseverdict:


3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat:
The look on her face when she realizes 
Transcript: A college-age woman with a microphone is interviewing a man on the street, likely a fellow student. Over the audio of them speaking, some background music is playing of the ā€œsomething funny is about to happen, but for now things are calmā€ variety.
Woman: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus, here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises, and we can put urinals in the womenā€™s restroom for them?
Man: Sounds fantastic.
Woman: Oh, is it?
Man: Yeah.
Woman: Okay, what about-? Letā€™s take it one step closer, y'know, more for inclusivity here on campus, about free tampons and pads in the menā€™s restroom for men who have periods?
Man: Sounds great.
Woman: Okayyy. You donā€™t see anything wrong with those statements?
Man: No.
Woman: What men do you know with periods?
Man, overlapping slightly with Woman: -the general use ones, like at Willy Tā€™s(?), I use ā€˜em pretty often- (transcriber couldnā€™t quite catch everything, sorry!)
At this point the video freezes on a still of the woman, whoā€™s in the middle of realizing she was trying to get transphobic answers out of a trans man the whole time, and is thoroughly gobsmacked. Flabbergasted, even. The background music picks up and could very well be a video game boss theme for a classical-music-themed boss. I donā€™t know the song, sadly. According to the notes, the song is Kiraā€™s theme from JoJoā€™s Bizarre Adventure. End transcript.



Itā€™s not Willy T, I think itā€™s Building D! Either way, thanks for the transcript



Tbh separated stalls, urinals, female hygiene products, baby-changing rooms and also bidets should be standard in all restrooms
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: bscully:

sneepysnape:

roseverdict:


3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat:
The look on her face when she realizes 
Transcript: A college-age woman with a microphone is interviewing a man on the street, likely a fellow student. Over the audio of them speaking, some background music is playing of the ā€œsomething funny is about to happen, but for now things are calmā€ variety.
Woman: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus, here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises, and we can put urinals in the womenā€™s restroom for them?
Man: Sounds fantastic.
Woman: Oh, is it?
Man: Yeah.
Woman: Okay, what about-? Letā€™s take it one step closer, y'know, more for inclusivity here on campus, about free tampons and pads in the menā€™s restroom for men who have periods?
Man: Sounds great.
Woman: Okayyy. You donā€™t see anything wrong with those statements?
Man: No.
Woman: What men do you know with periods?
Man, overlapping slightly with Woman: -the general use ones, like at Willy Tā€™s(?), I use ā€˜em pretty often- (transcriber couldnā€™t quite catch everything, sorry!)
At this point the video freezes on a still of the woman, whoā€™s in the middle of realizing she was trying to get transphobic answers out of a trans man the whole time, and is thoroughly gobsmacked. Flabbergasted, even. The background music picks up and could very well be a video game boss theme for a classical-music-themed boss. I donā€™t know the song, sadly. According to the notes, the song is Kiraā€™s theme from JoJoā€™s Bizarre Adventure. End transcript.



Itā€™s not Willy T, I think itā€™s Building D! Either way, thanks for the transcript



Tbh separated stalls, urinals, female hygiene products, baby-changing rooms and also bidets should be standard in all restrooms
                
                

                
            

            
            
bscully:

sneepysnape:

roseverdict:


3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat:
The look on her face when she realizes 
Transcript: A college-age woman w...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: breezeinmonochromenight:

JoJoā€™s Bizarre Adventure, but Star Platinum sounds like an angry Pikachu 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: breezeinmonochromenight:

JoJoā€™s Bizarre Adventure, but Star Platinum sounds like an angry Pikachu 
                
                

                
            

            
            
breezeinmonochromenight:

JoJoā€™s Bizarre Adventure, but Star Platinum sounds like an angry Pikachu 

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: eyezehuhh:

Jojoā€™s Bizarre Adventure
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: eyezehuhh:

Jojoā€™s Bizarre Adventure
                
            

            
            
eyezehuhh:

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    Bizarre: pinkstarfighter:

natureisthegreatestartist:
What in the world is this? Itā€™s witchesā€™ butter (Tremella mesenterica), a fungus that thrives in rainy forests. Bizarre and beautiful, yes? 



    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: pinkstarfighter:

natureisthegreatestartist:
What in the world is this? Itā€™s witchesā€™ butter (Tremella mesenterica), a fungus that thrives in rainy forests. Bizarre and beautiful, yes? 



                
            

            
            
pinkstarfighter:

natureisthegreatestartist:
What in the world is this? Itā€™s witchesā€™ butter (Tremella mesenterica), a fungus that thrive...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: themightyyubnub-blog:

I should probably be kept away from photoshop.

Also, guess who started Jojoā€™s bizarre adventure
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: themightyyubnub-blog:

I should probably be kept away from photoshop.

Also, guess who started Jojoā€™s bizarre adventure
                
            

            
            
themightyyubnub-blog:

I should probably be kept away from photoshop.

Also, guess who started Jojoā€™s bizarre adventure

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: Invest in JoJoā€™s Bizarre Adventure templates via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/3axNeST
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: Invest in JoJoā€™s Bizarre Adventure templates via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/3axNeST
                
            

            
            
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    Bizarre: yourfavehasnicetitties:

Kars from Jojoā€™s Bizarre Adventure has nice titties!for anonymous
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: yourfavehasnicetitties:

Kars from Jojoā€™s Bizarre Adventure has nice titties!for anonymous
                
            

            
            
yourfavehasnicetitties:

Kars from Jojoā€™s Bizarre Adventure has nice titties!for anonymous

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: dmg-thawhale:

k-eke:Chilling
Hey, @randomnightlordI think I found your cat



    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: dmg-thawhale:

k-eke:Chilling
Hey, @randomnightlordI think I found your cat



                
                

                
            

            
            
dmg-thawhale:

k-eke:Chilling
Hey, @randomnightlordI think I found your cat




            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: Cat's Diary
 Dog's Diary
 Day 983 of My Captivity
 Dog food! My favorite thing!
 A car ride! My favorite
 8:00 am
 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre littie dangling
 objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other
 inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
 Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,
 I nevertheiess must eat something in order to keep up my
 strength.
 9:30 am
 thing!
 A walk in the park! My
 9:40 am
 favorite thing!
 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My
 favorite thing!
 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite
 thing!
 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My
 favorite thing!
 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail My favorite
 thing!
 The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In
 an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
 Today i decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
 their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts,
 since this clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they
 merely made condescending comments about what a "good litle
 hunter" I am. Bastards!
 There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.
 I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the
 event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I
 overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
 "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
 my advantage.
 Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
 of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
 I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
 I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
 snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
 released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
 obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe
 him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that
 he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective
 custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe... for now.
 Dinner! My favorite thing!
 5:00 pm
 7:00 pm - Got to play balll My favorite
 thing!
 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the
 people! My favorite thing!
 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My
 favorite thing!
mini phone dump
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: Cat's Diary
 Dog's Diary
 Day 983 of My Captivity
 Dog food! My favorite thing!
 A car ride! My favorite
 8:00 am
 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre littie dangling
 objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other
 inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
 Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,
 I nevertheiess must eat something in order to keep up my
 strength.
 9:30 am
 thing!
 A walk in the park! My
 9:40 am
 favorite thing!
 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My
 favorite thing!
 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite
 thing!
 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My
 favorite thing!
 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail My favorite
 thing!
 The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In
 an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
 Today i decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
 their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts,
 since this clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they
 merely made condescending comments about what a "good litle
 hunter" I am. Bastards!
 There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.
 I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the
 event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I
 overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
 "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
 my advantage.
 Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one
 of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.
 I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
 I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
 snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
 released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
 obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe
 him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that
 he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective
 custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe... for now.
 Dinner! My favorite thing!
 5:00 pm
 7:00 pm - Got to play balll My favorite
 thing!
 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the
 people! My favorite thing!
 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My
 favorite thing!
mini phone dump
                
            

            
            
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    Bizarre: Am I the Asshole?
 Follow
 @AITA_reddit
 AITA for putting my penis in peanut
 leaving it in the
 butter and
 kitchen?
 bit.ly/2OAODPN
 my roommates tells me yesterday 'oh by the
 me of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly
 ed reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately
 about the whole deal. He's furious and says
 ck would you put it back in the kitchen". I femi
 mouse situation and our policy not to have ot
 e's labelled foods. This is the first time all year
 pody has had my labelled food and informed
 he fact. He said it was just some peanut butte
 ead, it's not like he was taking full chicken bre
 me.
 AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter
 and leaving it in the kitchen?
 u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h
 I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am
 the asshole in this situation that has divided our house
 into two groups.
 I (20M) am a college student living with four other guys
 my age. It's our second year living together, and last year
 we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs,
 so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat
 things with your name on it' policy.
 use is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's
 g over into other aspects of our living situatio
 o get over this pronto so l am asking... AITA?
 We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it w
 h'my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboa
 My girlfriend and T like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom,
 and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter
 and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly
 bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that
 since we have a mouse problem I did not want to leave
 the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it
 and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a
 hune PeanutButterDilemma label on it so it was clear
 4:23 AM - 30 Nov 2019
 1,799 Retweets 15,151 Likes

 r/AmltheAsshole
 AITA for putting
 and leaving it in the kitchen?
 Ī‘Ī™Ī¤Ī‘
 my penis in peanut butter
 u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h
 I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am
 the asshole in this situation that has divided our house
 into two groups.
 | (20M) am a college student living with four other guys
 my age. It's our second year living together, and last year
 we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs,
 so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat
 things with your name on it" policy.
 My girlfriend and I like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom,
 and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter
 and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly
 bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that
 since we have a mouse problem l did not want to leave
 the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it
 and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a
 huge "PeanutButterDilemma" label on it, so it was clear
 that it belonged to me.

 One of my roommates tells me yesterday "oh by the way, I
 had some of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly
 shocked reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately I come
 clean about the whole deal. He's furious and says "why
 the fuck would you put it back in the kitchen". I remind him
 of the mouse situation and our policy not to have other
 people's labelled foods. This is the first time all year that
 somebody has had my labelled food and informed me
 after the fact. He said it was just some peanut butter on
 his bread, it's not like he was taking full chicken breasts
 from me.
 My house is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's
 spilling over into other aspects of our living situation. We
 need to get over this pronto so l am asking.. AITA?
 INFO: We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it was
 kept in "my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboard

 Laura Shortridge-Scott jingles ...
 Follow
 @DiscordianKitty
 Never thought I'd say this but I'm on
 peanut butter penis guy's
 side here
 Am I the Asshole? @AITA_reddit
 gtisteche
 AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter and leaving it
 in the kitchen? bit.ly/20AO D PN
 dny la
 wj
 s g ul
 Show this thread
 il
 n
 f deedeag
 9:06 AM - 30 Nov 2019
 36,496 Retweets 170,135 Likes
finalfortuna:

gahdamnpunk:This was a ride āš°ļøāš°ļø
THIS is why you donā€™t eat other peopleā€™s food
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: Am I the Asshole?
 Follow
 @AITA_reddit
 AITA for putting my penis in peanut
 leaving it in the
 butter and
 kitchen?
 bit.ly/2OAODPN
 my roommates tells me yesterday 'oh by the
 me of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly
 ed reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately
 about the whole deal. He's furious and says
 ck would you put it back in the kitchen". I femi
 mouse situation and our policy not to have ot
 e's labelled foods. This is the first time all year
 pody has had my labelled food and informed
 he fact. He said it was just some peanut butte
 ead, it's not like he was taking full chicken bre
 me.
 AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter
 and leaving it in the kitchen?
 u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h
 I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am
 the asshole in this situation that has divided our house
 into two groups.
 I (20M) am a college student living with four other guys
 my age. It's our second year living together, and last year
 we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs,
 so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat
 things with your name on it' policy.
 use is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's
 g over into other aspects of our living situatio
 o get over this pronto so l am asking... AITA?
 We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it w
 h'my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboa
 My girlfriend and T like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom,
 and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter
 and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly
 bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that
 since we have a mouse problem I did not want to leave
 the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it
 and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a
 hune PeanutButterDilemma label on it so it was clear
 4:23 AM - 30 Nov 2019
 1,799 Retweets 15,151 Likes

 r/AmltheAsshole
 AITA for putting
 and leaving it in the kitchen?
 Ī‘Ī™Ī¤Ī‘
 my penis in peanut butter
 u/PeanutButterDilemma 15h
 I'm looking for some assistance determining whether I am
 the asshole in this situation that has divided our house
 into two groups.
 | (20M) am a college student living with four other guys
 my age. It's our second year living together, and last year
 we had an issue with people eating food that isn't theirs,
 so now we have a strict "label your stuff and only eat
 things with your name on it" policy.
 My girlfriend and I like to get a bit frisky in the bedroom,
 and a few nights ago I dipped my penis in peanut butter
 and she licked it off. Yes, I understand that it is slightly
 bizarre, but that's how we roll. The controversy is that
 since we have a mouse problem l did not want to leave
 the peanut butter in my bedroom, so afterwards I closed it
 and returned it to my kitchen cupboard. Note that it had a
 huge "PeanutButterDilemma" label on it, so it was clear
 that it belonged to me.

 One of my roommates tells me yesterday "oh by the way, I
 had some of your peanut butter". He sees my visibly
 shocked reaction and asks what's up, so ultimately I come
 clean about the whole deal. He's furious and says "why
 the fuck would you put it back in the kitchen". I remind him
 of the mouse situation and our policy not to have other
 people's labelled foods. This is the first time all year that
 somebody has had my labelled food and informed me
 after the fact. He said it was just some peanut butter on
 his bread, it's not like he was taking full chicken breasts
 from me.
 My house is split 3:2 on who is in the wrong, and it's
 spilling over into other aspects of our living situation. We
 need to get over this pronto so l am asking.. AITA?
 INFO: We have sort of divvied up cupboards, so it was
 kept in "my" space. It wasn't in a communal cupboard

 Laura Shortridge-Scott jingles ...
 Follow
 @DiscordianKitty
 Never thought I'd say this but I'm on
 peanut butter penis guy's
 side here
 Am I the Asshole? @AITA_reddit
 gtisteche
 AITA for putting my penis in peanut butter and leaving it
 in the kitchen? bit.ly/20AO D PN
 dny la
 wj
 s g ul
 Show this thread
 il
 n
 f deedeag
 9:06 AM - 30 Nov 2019
 36,496 Retweets 170,135 Likes
finalfortuna:

gahdamnpunk:This was a ride āš°ļøāš°ļø
THIS is why you donā€™t eat other peopleā€™s food
                
            

            
            
finalfortuna:

gahdamnpunk:This was a ride āš°ļøāš°ļø
THIS is why you donā€™t eat other peopleā€™s food

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: tumblr Year in Review
 Anime & Manga
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019ā€™s Top Anime & Manga

Beautiful pork cutlet bowl! Yuri!!! on Ice dropped down 15 slots, while the second season of Mob Psycho 100 skyrocketed up 28 slots this year. It still wasnā€™t No. 1, though.

Boku no Hero Academia 
Mob Psycho 100Ā +28 
JoJoā€™s Bizarre AdventureĀ +15 
Fruits Basket 
19 Days 
One PieceĀ āˆ’2 
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba 
Mo Dao Zu Shi 
Attack on TitanĀ +15 
Sailor MoonĀ āˆ’2 
Fairy TailĀ +3 
Dororo 
Bungou Stray DogsĀ +3 
Banana FishĀ āˆ’8 
The Promised Neverland 
Haikyuu!!Ā āˆ’4 
Yuri!!! on IceĀ āˆ’15 
Fullmetal AlchemistĀ āˆ’5 
HetaliaĀ āˆ’2 
Killing StalkingĀ āˆ’15 
KuroshitsujiĀ +2 
Boruto: Naruto Next GenerationsĀ āˆ’7 
AggretsukoĀ āˆ’12 
Hunter x HunterĀ +15 
One Punch Man 
Sarazanmai 
Inuyasha 
Given 
Noragami 
Houseki no Kuni 
Akatsuki no Yona 
BleachĀ āˆ’4 
Osomatsu-sanĀ  
Diabolik Lovers 
Black Clover 
Yu-Gi-OhĀ āˆ’10 
Tokyo GhoulĀ āˆ’28 
Zombieland Saga 
GintamaĀ āˆ’19 
Death Note 
Neon Genesis Evangelion 
Carole & Tuesday 
Soul Eater 
DigimonĀ āˆ’20 
PokƩmon Sun and Moon 
Nanatsu no Taizai 
Little Witch AcademiaĀ āˆ’26 
Kakegurui 
Berserk
Golden KamuyThe number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles werenā€™t on the list last year.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: tumblr Year in Review
 Anime & Manga
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019ā€™s Top Anime & Manga

Beautiful pork cutlet bowl! Yuri!!! on Ice dropped down 15 slots, while the second season of Mob Psycho 100 skyrocketed up 28 slots this year. It still wasnā€™t No. 1, though.

Boku no Hero Academia 
Mob Psycho 100Ā +28 
JoJoā€™s Bizarre AdventureĀ +15 
Fruits Basket 
19 Days 
One PieceĀ āˆ’2 
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba 
Mo Dao Zu Shi 
Attack on TitanĀ +15 
Sailor MoonĀ āˆ’2 
Fairy TailĀ +3 
Dororo 
Bungou Stray DogsĀ +3 
Banana FishĀ āˆ’8 
The Promised Neverland 
Haikyuu!!Ā āˆ’4 
Yuri!!! on IceĀ āˆ’15 
Fullmetal AlchemistĀ āˆ’5 
HetaliaĀ āˆ’2 
Killing StalkingĀ āˆ’15 
KuroshitsujiĀ +2 
Boruto: Naruto Next GenerationsĀ āˆ’7 
AggretsukoĀ āˆ’12 
Hunter x HunterĀ +15 
One Punch Man 
Sarazanmai 
Inuyasha 
Given 
Noragami 
Houseki no Kuni 
Akatsuki no Yona 
BleachĀ āˆ’4 
Osomatsu-sanĀ  
Diabolik Lovers 
Black Clover 
Yu-Gi-OhĀ āˆ’10 
Tokyo GhoulĀ āˆ’28 
Zombieland Saga 
GintamaĀ āˆ’19 
Death Note 
Neon Genesis Evangelion 
Carole & Tuesday 
Soul Eater 
DigimonĀ āˆ’20 
PokƩmon Sun and Moon 
Nanatsu no Taizai 
Little Witch AcademiaĀ āˆ’26 
Kakegurui 
Berserk
Golden KamuyThe number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles werenā€™t on the list last year.
                
                

                
            

            
            
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    Bizarre: halleregina
 Okay now that I've finally quit Denny's let me tell you guys about the bizarre
 fucking otherworld it is
 The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate.
 Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I've never
 heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version
 of Let it Go.
 Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the
 repairman said he couldn't find anything wrong with it.
 People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking
 lot multiple times a week.
 It's open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until
 there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree
 knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could
 weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even
 happening.
 Regular customers included:
 A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate
 pieces of literature on the subject
 A little person named Kevin who told me "sometimes I call myself a
 dwarf when I'm feeling whimsical"
 An actual group of Neo-Nazis
 An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
 o
 Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they
 were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
 A Scottish landscaper who told us we "couldn't prove he doesn't
 know Simon Pegg"
 I have more these are just off the top of my head
 halleregina
 I can't believe I forgot
 two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel
 is bisexual or not
 I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he
 said "No, I'm not a socialist"
 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: halleregina
 Okay now that I've finally quit Denny's let me tell you guys about the bizarre
 fucking otherworld it is
 The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate.
 Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I've never
 heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version
 of Let it Go.
 Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the
 repairman said he couldn't find anything wrong with it.
 People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking
 lot multiple times a week.
 It's open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until
 there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree
 knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could
 weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even
 happening.
 Regular customers included:
 A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate
 pieces of literature on the subject
 A little person named Kevin who told me "sometimes I call myself a
 dwarf when I'm feeling whimsical"
 An actual group of Neo-Nazis
 An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
 o
 Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they
 were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
 A Scottish landscaper who told us we "couldn't prove he doesn't
 know Simon Pegg"
 I have more these are just off the top of my head
 halleregina
 I can't believe I forgot
 two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel
 is bisexual or not
 I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he
 said "No, I'm not a socialist"
 
                
            

            
            
 

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: Trump wondered why Mount
 |Vernon isn't named after
 |George Washington. Here's
 why.

 By Gillian Brockell
 April 10 at 9:37 AM
 President Trump was not impressed with a tour of the first
 commander in chiefs home last year, Politico reported
 Wednesday, describing his visit to Mount Vernon with French
 President Emmanuel Macron and their wives as "truly bizarre."
 "If he was smart, he would've put his name on it," Trump
 reportedly said. "You've got to put your name on stuff or no one
 remembers you."
 On the subject of whether anyone remembers George
 Washington, The Washington Post, which is based in the capital
 city of Washington (not Washington state) near George
 Washington University, would refer readers to the fact that
 Washington has come in first or second in nearly every "best
 presidents" poll conducted, including the most recent one, in
 2018, by Siena College Research Institute. Trump, in case you're
 wondering, came in 42nd out of 45 commanders in chief.
marloweseyeball:

squided:

amanda-fior:

randomslasher:

bethanyactually:
*googlesĀ ā€˜how to nominate reporter for Peabody Awardā€™*Ā x
I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph


I want to know who the 3 presidents are that are ranked lower than Trump


1.  Nixon (asshole)
2.  Reagan (super asshole)
3.  Zachary Taylor (died after one and a half years of presidency like a bitch)


Trump is ranked lower than William Henry Harrison, who died after just 31 days in office. He ranked lower than a man whose presidential legacy is that his inauguration speech was so damn long he gave himself pneumonia because of it andā€¦died.
I mean, damn.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: Trump wondered why Mount
 |Vernon isn't named after
 |George Washington. Here's
 why.

 By Gillian Brockell
 April 10 at 9:37 AM
 President Trump was not impressed with a tour of the first
 commander in chiefs home last year, Politico reported
 Wednesday, describing his visit to Mount Vernon with French
 President Emmanuel Macron and their wives as "truly bizarre."
 "If he was smart, he would've put his name on it," Trump
 reportedly said. "You've got to put your name on stuff or no one
 remembers you."
 On the subject of whether anyone remembers George
 Washington, The Washington Post, which is based in the capital
 city of Washington (not Washington state) near George
 Washington University, would refer readers to the fact that
 Washington has come in first or second in nearly every "best
 presidents" poll conducted, including the most recent one, in
 2018, by Siena College Research Institute. Trump, in case you're
 wondering, came in 42nd out of 45 commanders in chief.
marloweseyeball:

squided:

amanda-fior:

randomslasher:

bethanyactually:
*googlesĀ ā€˜how to nominate reporter for Peabody Awardā€™*Ā x
I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph


I want to know who the 3 presidents are that are ranked lower than Trump


1.  Nixon (asshole)
2.  Reagan (super asshole)
3.  Zachary Taylor (died after one and a half years of presidency like a bitch)


Trump is ranked lower than William Henry Harrison, who died after just 31 days in office. He ranked lower than a man whose presidential legacy is that his inauguration speech was so damn long he gave himself pneumonia because of it andā€¦died.
I mean, damn.

                
            

            
            
marloweseyeball:

squided:

amanda-fior:

randomslasher:

bethanyactually:
*googlesĀ ā€˜how to nominate reporter for Peabody Awardā€™*Ā x
I lit...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: galexion:

missanthrory:

deathcomes4u:

frommetrunui:

frommetrunui:

scaliefox:

post-office-box-847:

scaliefox:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

This is a serious issue though.
Ferrai has this bullshit agreement that if you buy one of their cars new off the lot, you have to sign a contract saying you basically donā€™t own the car and have to uphold their brand standards with it.
Itā€™s sets a startling example of not owning something despite buying it and the court needs to use this as a chance to strike it down as unethical.

This shit again? And I thought it was bad enough with ford and john deer telling farmers they didnā€™t own the tractors they bought from themā€¦.

Yeah, they have this really unethical clause in the purchase contract you canā€™t modify the car or do anything with it that theyā€™d considerĀ ā€œunbecoming of the brandā€, which is why they were able file this suit.
It seems kind of bizarre at first until you realize how horrifying that is in the age of ā€œdo you own what you buy?ā€ being a huge a debate (especially in tech).

This is pretty much Ferrariā€™s philosophy from the start, they are extremely prideful of their cars like if they were made from Godā€™s hands or something.

They are very snobby, infact the owner of Ferrari doesnā€™t like the people who buy their cars since because they are bought for ā€œstatusā€.

They also never test their cars on public tracks in comparison with other racing cars like when they wanted to test out the Porche 918 Spyder vs The McLaren P1 vs LaFerrari. Take a guess who bailed out on the performance test.

Just an update

Lambo are the perfect people to jump in on this because they make insane cars and they are never above clowning them up because Lambo are all about THE DRAMA ā„¢

Itā€™s worth noting that Ferruccio Lamborghini, the founder of the company originally only made tractors. His company became successful and at some point he bought a Ferrari, but had a complaint with the car. He ended up taking this complaint to Enzo Ferrari, himself, who told the man he did not take advice from a mere tractor maker. Four months later the first Lamborghini sports was birthed out of pure spite. Iā€™d like to this somewhere heā€™s enjoying this immensely.Ā 


FUCKING P U R R A R I
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: galexion:

missanthrory:

deathcomes4u:

frommetrunui:

frommetrunui:

scaliefox:

post-office-box-847:

scaliefox:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

This is a serious issue though.
Ferrai has this bullshit agreement that if you buy one of their cars new off the lot, you have to sign a contract saying you basically donā€™t own the car and have to uphold their brand standards with it.
Itā€™s sets a startling example of not owning something despite buying it and the court needs to use this as a chance to strike it down as unethical.

This shit again? And I thought it was bad enough with ford and john deer telling farmers they didnā€™t own the tractors they bought from themā€¦.

Yeah, they have this really unethical clause in the purchase contract you canā€™t modify the car or do anything with it that theyā€™d considerĀ ā€œunbecoming of the brandā€, which is why they were able file this suit.
It seems kind of bizarre at first until you realize how horrifying that is in the age of ā€œdo you own what you buy?ā€ being a huge a debate (especially in tech).

This is pretty much Ferrariā€™s philosophy from the start, they are extremely prideful of their cars like if they were made from Godā€™s hands or something.

They are very snobby, infact the owner of Ferrari doesnā€™t like the people who buy their cars since because they are bought for ā€œstatusā€.

They also never test their cars on public tracks in comparison with other racing cars like when they wanted to test out the Porche 918 Spyder vs The McLaren P1 vs LaFerrari. Take a guess who bailed out on the performance test.

Just an update

Lambo are the perfect people to jump in on this because they make insane cars and they are never above clowning them up because Lambo are all about THE DRAMA ā„¢

Itā€™s worth noting that Ferruccio Lamborghini, the founder of the company originally only made tractors. His company became successful and at some point he bought a Ferrari, but had a complaint with the car. He ended up taking this complaint to Enzo Ferrari, himself, who told the man he did not take advice from a mere tractor maker. Four months later the first Lamborghini sports was birthed out of pure spite. Iā€™d like to this somewhere heā€™s enjoying this immensely.Ā 


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galexion:

missanthrory:

deathcomes4u:

frommetrunui:

frommetrunui:

scaliefox:

post-office-box-847:

scaliefox:

diarrheaworldstarhip...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: space-pics:

This gorgeous, bizarre and truly otherwordly montage from Cassini of the Saturn system. Credit: Fabio di Donato (EPILEPSY WARNING!!!)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: space-pics:

This gorgeous, bizarre and truly otherwordly montage from Cassini of the Saturn system. Credit: Fabio di Donato (EPILEPSY WARNING!!!)
                
            

            
            
space-pics:

This gorgeous, bizarre and truly otherwordly montage from Cassini of the Saturn system. Credit: Fabio di Donato (EPILEPSY WA...

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: 14 signes que vous faites
 rƩellement partie de la famille
 de votre meilleur(e) ami(e):
 1- Sonner ou cogner Ć  leur porte est
 totalement bizarre pour vous. Vous
 faites simplement entrer comme si
 c'Ć©tait chez vous.
 2- Au repas, y'a toujours une assiette
 sur la table juste pour vous.
 3- Vous avez toujours du linge de
 rechange dans leur maison pour les fois
 oĆ¹ vous couchez lĆ -bas... ce qui arrive
 TRES souvent.
 4- II vous est dƩjƠ arrivƩ de vous
 retrouver seul Ć  chiller chez eux...
 quand personne n'Ć©tait Ć  la maison.
 be
 5- Parfois vous ĆŖtes mĆŖme pognĆ©s pour
 les aider Ć  faire les tĆ¢ches...
 6- Vous ĆŖtes toujours la premiĆØre
 personne invitƩe Ơ leurs party et
 rƩunions de famille.
 7- Vous aimez mieux ĆŖtre chez votre
 meilleur(e) ami(e) que de rester Ć  la
 maison, mĆŖme si vous n'avez rien
 de spƩcial Ơ faire lƠ.
 8- 1ls vous ont vu dans votre PIRE
 Ć©tat EVER. Mais personne ne vous
 a jamais jugƩ.
 9- Parfois vous participez mĆŖme Ć 
 leurs chicanes de famille et aux
 nƩgociations.
 10- Vous demandez toujours leur avis
 quand vous avez un nouveau partenaire
 amoureux.
 11- Tous les membres de leur famille
 ƩloignƩe connaissent votre prƩnom.
 12- Ils ont toujours ƩtƩ lƠ pour vous...
 dans les pires moments.
 13- Vous pourriez dƩcider d'amƩnager
 chez eux Ć  tout moment...
 14- Car c'est complĆØtement Ć©vident
 qu'ils sont votre deuxiĆØme famille :)
 via QuƩbec meme
 VIA QCME.ME
14 signes que vous faites partie de la famille de votre meilleur(e) ami(e)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: 14 signes que vous faites
 rƩellement partie de la famille
 de votre meilleur(e) ami(e):
 1- Sonner ou cogner Ć  leur porte est
 totalement bizarre pour vous. Vous
 faites simplement entrer comme si
 c'Ć©tait chez vous.
 2- Au repas, y'a toujours une assiette
 sur la table juste pour vous.
 3- Vous avez toujours du linge de
 rechange dans leur maison pour les fois
 oĆ¹ vous couchez lĆ -bas... ce qui arrive
 TRES souvent.
 4- II vous est dƩjƠ arrivƩ de vous
 retrouver seul Ć  chiller chez eux...
 quand personne n'Ć©tait Ć  la maison.
 be
 5- Parfois vous ĆŖtes mĆŖme pognĆ©s pour
 les aider Ć  faire les tĆ¢ches...
 6- Vous ĆŖtes toujours la premiĆØre
 personne invitƩe Ơ leurs party et
 rƩunions de famille.
 7- Vous aimez mieux ĆŖtre chez votre
 meilleur(e) ami(e) que de rester Ć  la
 maison, mĆŖme si vous n'avez rien
 de spƩcial Ơ faire lƠ.
 8- 1ls vous ont vu dans votre PIRE
 Ć©tat EVER. Mais personne ne vous
 a jamais jugƩ.
 9- Parfois vous participez mĆŖme Ć 
 leurs chicanes de famille et aux
 nƩgociations.
 10- Vous demandez toujours leur avis
 quand vous avez un nouveau partenaire
 amoureux.
 11- Tous les membres de leur famille
 ƩloignƩe connaissent votre prƩnom.
 12- Ils ont toujours ƩtƩ lƠ pour vous...
 dans les pires moments.
 13- Vous pourriez dƩcider d'amƩnager
 chez eux Ć  tout moment...
 14- Car c'est complĆØtement Ć©vident
 qu'ils sont votre deuxiĆØme famille :)
 via QuƩbec meme
 VIA QCME.ME
14 signes que vous faites partie de la famille de votre meilleur(e) ami(e)
                
            

            
            
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    Bizarre: Me [25F] with my boyfriend [25M] of seven months. He has VERY bizarre opinions
 and I want help understanding him, and getting him to understand how others see
 him Relationships
 submitted 7 hours ago by throwaway47273747483
 have been with my boyfriend, Henry, for around 7 months now, and he's an amazing guy etc.
 I really see this developing into a long and very serious relationship. There are no big
 problems or red flags.
 One thing that gets me though, are his political opinions. They are esoteric, somewhat
 incomprehensible, and frankly, bizarre. He is an ardent monarchist (we are in the UK) but not
 in the typical use of the word (ie liking the Queen being an impartial head of state), he literally
 believes in the divine right of kings and that it is the only natural form of government. He
 claims to recognise no monarch since James ll, and apparently the real legitimate successor
 is some guy called Francis who I've never heard of, who is also supposedly the rightful king of
 France and Greece. He never votes, saying he has no desire to assist his monarch in their
 choice of servants (which is technically how the UK government works, the Queen "chooses"
 whoever wins the election). He expressed disgust at Prince Harry's recent engagement, I
 pressed him as to why (I was slightly worried it was racist in nature) and he said both Meghan
 Markle and Kate Middleton are commoners who have no business marrying royalty, then made
 some remark about the Royal Family being a "ghastly bunch of arriviste Germans anyway, so I
 suppose it doesn't matter". It's just strange. It's like his worldview is so odd and so far removed
 from anything I can even begin to understand. I can name the current major Royals and a few
 of the more important historical ones, whereas he is an absolute expert.
 He will passionately debate anyone who wants to, though again it just makes him look strange.
 Friends at dinner will be discussing normal, contemporary political issues, and he will interject
 and go on some tangent about how this all relates to "King John's submission to Papal
 authority in 1213". He does seem to genuinely believe this stuff, but it gives an odd impression
 to those around us. No one can really reply beecause they don't know what he's talking about
 so he definitely gets the feeling he's winning these debates (he's far too well-mannered to be
 rude about it, but it's certainly an unspoken truth in his view)
tikkunolamorgtfo:
TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVERā„¢ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: Me [25F] with my boyfriend [25M] of seven months. He has VERY bizarre opinions
 and I want help understanding him, and getting him to understand how others see
 him Relationships
 submitted 7 hours ago by throwaway47273747483
 have been with my boyfriend, Henry, for around 7 months now, and he's an amazing guy etc.
 I really see this developing into a long and very serious relationship. There are no big
 problems or red flags.
 One thing that gets me though, are his political opinions. They are esoteric, somewhat
 incomprehensible, and frankly, bizarre. He is an ardent monarchist (we are in the UK) but not
 in the typical use of the word (ie liking the Queen being an impartial head of state), he literally
 believes in the divine right of kings and that it is the only natural form of government. He
 claims to recognise no monarch since James ll, and apparently the real legitimate successor
 is some guy called Francis who I've never heard of, who is also supposedly the rightful king of
 France and Greece. He never votes, saying he has no desire to assist his monarch in their
 choice of servants (which is technically how the UK government works, the Queen "chooses"
 whoever wins the election). He expressed disgust at Prince Harry's recent engagement, I
 pressed him as to why (I was slightly worried it was racist in nature) and he said both Meghan
 Markle and Kate Middleton are commoners who have no business marrying royalty, then made
 some remark about the Royal Family being a "ghastly bunch of arriviste Germans anyway, so I
 suppose it doesn't matter". It's just strange. It's like his worldview is so odd and so far removed
 from anything I can even begin to understand. I can name the current major Royals and a few
 of the more important historical ones, whereas he is an absolute expert.
 He will passionately debate anyone who wants to, though again it just makes him look strange.
 Friends at dinner will be discussing normal, contemporary political issues, and he will interject
 and go on some tangent about how this all relates to "King John's submission to Papal
 authority in 1213". He does seem to genuinely believe this stuff, but it gives an odd impression
 to those around us. No one can really reply beecause they don't know what he's talking about
 so he definitely gets the feeling he's winning these debates (he's far too well-mannered to be
 rude about it, but it's certainly an unspoken truth in his view)
tikkunolamorgtfo:
TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVERā„¢ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.
                
            

            
            
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TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVERā„¢ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: coastward
 answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre
 conversation
 coastward
 scam caller: hello, how are you today?
 me: great!
 scam caller: good. I'm calling because your IP
 address has been compromised. I'll just need you to
 get in front of your computer so we can get your
 account fixed up
 me: okay! there is one thing I'm wondering, though
 scam caller: what?
 me: you really couldn't think of a better lie?
 scam caller:
 me: like, my "IP address has been compromised."
 How, exactly, does an IP address become
 "compromised"?
 scam caller:
 me: I was just wondering, is all
 scam caller: why did you answer?
 me:
 me: what?
 scam caller: if you knew this wasn't a legitimate call,
 then why did you answer?
 me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your
 expense
 scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to
 me.
 me: well, you're currently not accomplishing your
 goal
 scam caller: my goal?
 me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother.
 You're not accomplishing that. Il'd call that an
 expense
 scam caller: well, can I scam you?
 me:
 me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
 scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
 me, baffled: sure, you can try
 scam caller: you need to get in front of your
 computer
 me: yeah, that's still a problem. I'm eating tater tots
 right now andI really don't feel like getting up
 scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning,
 then
 me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely
 won't.
 scam caller: You answered today.
 me: .touchƩ?
 scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good
 day.
 neko-ritsu
 Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K
 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bizarre: coastward
 answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre
 conversation
 coastward
 scam caller: hello, how are you today?
 me: great!
 scam caller: good. I'm calling because your IP
 address has been compromised. I'll just need you to
 get in front of your computer so we can get your
 account fixed up
 me: okay! there is one thing I'm wondering, though
 scam caller: what?
 me: you really couldn't think of a better lie?
 scam caller:
 me: like, my "IP address has been compromised."
 How, exactly, does an IP address become
 "compromised"?
 scam caller:
 me: I was just wondering, is all
 scam caller: why did you answer?
 me:
 me: what?
 scam caller: if you knew this wasn't a legitimate call,
 then why did you answer?
 me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your
 expense
 scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to
 me.
 me: well, you're currently not accomplishing your
 goal
 scam caller: my goal?
 me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother.
 You're not accomplishing that. Il'd call that an
 expense
 scam caller: well, can I scam you?
 me:
 me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?
 scam caller: yes. can I scam you?
 me, baffled: sure, you can try
 scam caller: you need to get in front of your
 computer
 me: yeah, that's still a problem. I'm eating tater tots
 right now andI really don't feel like getting up
 scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning,
 then
 me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely
 won't.
 scam caller: You answered today.
 me: .touchƩ?
 scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good
 day.
 neko-ritsu
 Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K
 
                
            

            
            
 

            
            
        

    



            

        

        
        

            

                






            

        

        
        

            

                







    Bizarre: er
 er
 KINDER SURPRISE
 2OG KINGER SURPRISE T-1
 1.17
 KS GIRLS
 20G KINDER SURPRISE GIRL
 1.17
bizarre-transmission:

findingfeather:
wetwareproblem:


thoughts-of-an-x-factor:


ohgressfuriosa:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:
wow I didnā€™t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl whoā€™s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says ā€œOne of those!ā€. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says ā€œOne of those!ā€. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like ā€œYOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG ITā€™S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALLā€. The little boy looked at his mom and said ā€œBut I want the same as ______ (whatever the sisterā€™s name was)ā€. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. ā€œHe can have the white egg.ā€
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys donā€™t cry.
And this is why we shouldnā€™t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I donā€™t know at what point they decided to make ā€˜girlā€™sā€™ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sonsā€™ masculinity. Iā€™ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. Theyā€™re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, ā€œOh, well since itā€™s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, heā€™s aĀ boy, you know.ā€
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her sonā€™s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choiceā€”The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, ā€œOh no no, we canā€™t have that. Letā€™s do another one.ā€ Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didnā€™t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, ā€œOh, itā€™s just that heā€™s a boy, you know? We canā€™t have a girl superhero on his cake.ā€
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, ā€œItā€™s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really donā€™t want him to end upā€¦ well, you know.ā€
This shit has got to stop.Ā When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, youā€™re limiting them and youā€™re teaching them that girls or ā€œgirly thingsā€ are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that youā€™re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ā€˜you knowā€™ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I donā€™t think she thought that one through too wellā€¦

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and ā€œboy toysā€. I asked if heā€™d do the same if he had a son and he said ā€œOf course Iā€™d buy my son sports equipmentā€. I clarified ā€œNo, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girlsā€.Ā He turned around and didnā€™t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, donā€™t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the ā€œmothers police masculinity moreā€ phenomenon comes back to ā€œwhen a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mamaā€™s boy and blame her for it.ā€


A lot of it. It doesnā€™t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above thereā€™s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly wonā€™t do ā€œgirl stuffā€ bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
Itā€™s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is ā€œIā€™m not raising a mamaā€™s boy Iā€™m raising a MAN!ā€ And itā€™s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and weā€™ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever heā€™s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and thatā€™s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said ā€œprincessā€ on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be ā€œyou knowā€, then good for him, heā€™ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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wow I didnā€™t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.
I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.
So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl whoā€™s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says ā€œOne of those!ā€. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says ā€œOne of those!ā€. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like ā€œYOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG ITā€™S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALLā€. The little boy looked at his mom and said ā€œBut I want the same as ______ (whatever the sisterā€™s name was)ā€. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. ā€œHe can have the white egg.ā€
I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys donā€™t cry.
And this is why we shouldnā€™t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I donā€™t know at what point they decided to make ā€˜girlā€™sā€™ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sonsā€™ masculinity. Iā€™ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.
I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. Theyā€™re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, ā€œOh, well since itā€™s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, heā€™s aĀ boy, you know.ā€
Confetti.
The fucking confetti.
It barely covered 5% of the image.
Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her sonā€™s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choiceā€”The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, ā€œOh no no, we canā€™t have that. Letā€™s do another one.ā€ Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didnā€™t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, ā€œOh, itā€™s just that heā€™s a boy, you know? We canā€™t have a girl superhero on his cake.ā€
I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, ā€œItā€™s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really donā€™t want him to end upā€¦ well, you know.ā€
This shit has got to stop.Ā When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, youā€™re limiting them and youā€™re teaching them that girls or ā€œgirly thingsā€ are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that youā€™re teaching the same thing to your kids.

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ā€˜you knowā€™ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I donā€™t think she thought that one through too wellā€¦

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and ā€œboy toysā€. I asked if heā€™d do the same if he had a son and he said ā€œOf course Iā€™d buy my son sports equipmentā€. I clarified ā€œNo, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girlsā€.Ā He turned around and didnā€™t answer.
Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society


Fuck everything.

My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, donā€™t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.


I wonder how much of the ā€œmothers police masculinity moreā€ phenomenon comes back to ā€œwhen a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mamaā€™s boy and blame her for it.ā€


A lot of it. It doesnā€™t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above thereā€™s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. 
Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly wonā€™t do ā€œgirl stuffā€ bc the other boys will make fun of him. 
Itā€™s really sad either way. 
But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is ā€œIā€™m not raising a mamaā€™s boy Iā€™m raising a MAN!ā€ And itā€™s gross. 


My nephew is 4 and weā€™ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever heā€™s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and thatā€™s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said ā€œprincessā€ on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be ā€œyou knowā€, then good for him, heā€™ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.
                
            

            
            
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