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Bible: Bible Quote 365 Thank you Jesus🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Bible: Bible Quote 365 Thank you Jesus🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Bible Quote 365 Thank you Jesus🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Bible: lyrica-in-nerdvana: daysofstorm: pilgrim-soulinyou: jeremyyyallan: fagraklett: Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L. get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well.In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were  outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army.Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done.“But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!”Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China.So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness.  Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0 This is one of the best things I have ever read.
Bible: lyrica-in-nerdvana:
daysofstorm:

pilgrim-soulinyou:

jeremyyyallan:

fagraklett:

Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L.


get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you

NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well.In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were  outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army.Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done.“But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!”Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China.So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness. 

Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0


This is one of the best things I have ever read.

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Bible: He pointed out the Bible’s flaws at 5 years old!
Bible: He pointed out the Bible’s flaws at 5 years old!

He pointed out the Bible’s flaws at 5 years old!

Bible: Clever Twitter Thread Is A Mashup Of D&D And The Bible
Bible: Clever Twitter Thread Is A Mashup Of D&D And The Bible

Clever Twitter Thread Is A Mashup Of D&D And The Bible

Bible: On a post about whether or not the Bible should be taught in schools...
Bible: On a post about whether or not the Bible should be taught in schools...

On a post about whether or not the Bible should be taught in schools...

Bible: Religious nutter compares 40 days of quarantine to 40 days of events written in the bible
Bible: Religious nutter compares 40 days of quarantine to 40 days of events written in the bible

Religious nutter compares 40 days of quarantine to 40 days of events written in the bible

Bible: Well it was in the bible
Bible: Well it was in the bible

Well it was in the bible

Bible: Bible Lesson Time
Bible: Bible Lesson Time

Bible Lesson Time

Bible: The Silmarillion is more Bible-ly than the Bible
Bible: The Silmarillion is more Bible-ly than the Bible

The Silmarillion is more Bible-ly than the Bible

Bible: The true bible
Bible: The true bible

The true bible

Bible: I, too, love to drink bible tea
Bible: I, too, love to drink bible tea

I, too, love to drink bible tea

Bible: Boy time really flies when you're reading... The Bible Verse! Ewww
Bible: Boy time really flies when you're reading... The Bible Verse! Ewww

Boy time really flies when you're reading... The Bible Verse! Ewww

Bible: The B0GDAN Problem Bible [Achieving 8:00 minutes or FASTER finales!]
Bible: The B0GDAN Problem Bible [Achieving 8:00 minutes or FASTER finales!]

The B0GDAN Problem Bible [Achieving 8:00 minutes or FASTER finales!]

Bible: Born to pray to allah, forced to read the Bible
Bible: Born to pray to allah, forced to read the Bible

Born to pray to allah, forced to read the Bible

Bible: Jesus was forced to get other forms of income after production for the Bible ended
Bible: Jesus was forced to get other forms of income after production for the Bible ended

Jesus was forced to get other forms of income after production for the Bible ended

Bible: [Etotama] [Bible] They both did, didn't they
Bible: [Etotama] [Bible] They both did, didn't they

[Etotama] [Bible] They both did, didn't they

Bible: go ham, zoom id and password - bible hebrew
Bible: go ham, zoom id and password - bible hebrew

go ham, zoom id and password - bible hebrew

Bible: Complete stranger didn’t like me saying f the bible. That’s Not even the full comment.
Bible: Complete stranger didn’t like me saying f the bible. That’s Not even the full comment.

Complete stranger didn’t like me saying f the bible. That’s Not even the full comment.

Bible: The Bible is my favourite hentai
Bible: The Bible is my favourite hentai

The Bible is my favourite hentai

Bible: The Bible is my favourite hentai
Bible: The Bible is my favourite hentai

The Bible is my favourite hentai

Bible: The Bible is my favourite hentai
Bible: The Bible is my favourite hentai

The Bible is my favourite hentai

Bible: Thanks I hate Bible accurate angels
Bible: Thanks I hate Bible accurate angels

Thanks I hate Bible accurate angels

Bible: Yes i too dont question waking up in the garden with a bible
Bible: Yes i too dont question waking up in the garden with a bible

Yes i too dont question waking up in the garden with a bible

Bible: Nooooo mom he meant bible hell not that one
Bible: Nooooo mom he meant bible hell not that one

Nooooo mom he meant bible hell not that one

Bible: Masks are against the bible, so I'll wear a Halloween one.
Bible: Masks are against the bible, so I'll wear a Halloween one.

Masks are against the bible, so I'll wear a Halloween one.

Bible: Just bible things
Bible: Just bible things

Just bible things

Bible: Have you tried reading the Bible
Bible: Have you tried reading the Bible

Have you tried reading the Bible

Bible: The Bro code is my bible
Bible: The Bro code is my bible

The Bro code is my bible

Bible: "I Want You To Show Me Your Panties With a Disgusted Face" Artbook is my bible. Amenn.
Bible: "I Want You To Show Me Your Panties With a Disgusted Face" Artbook is my bible. Amenn.

"I Want You To Show Me Your Panties With a Disgusted Face" Artbook is my bible. Amenn.

Bible: The Bible counts as history, right?
Bible: The Bible counts as history, right?

The Bible counts as history, right?

Bible: I'm right and the bible says nothing
Bible: I'm right and the bible says nothing

I'm right and the bible says nothing

Bible: Coochie read the Bible
Bible: Coochie read the Bible

Coochie read the Bible

Bible: Ahh yes Kids movie are evil because certain quotes from the Bible!
Bible: Ahh yes Kids movie are evil because certain quotes from the Bible!

Ahh yes Kids movie are evil because certain quotes from the Bible!

Bible: You know what the Bible needs to be cool!?!? Minecraft
Bible: You know what the Bible needs to be cool!?!? Minecraft

You know what the Bible needs to be cool!?!? Minecraft

Bible: **agressively translates the bible**
Bible: **agressively translates the bible**

**agressively translates the bible**

Bible: I forgot what palm sunday was so my mom did this to find my old kids bible. And then she tells me to clean it up...
Bible: I forgot what palm sunday was so my mom did this to find my old kids bible. And then she tells me to clean it up...

I forgot what palm sunday was so my mom did this to find my old kids bible. And then she tells me to clean it up...

Bible: Tree with Bible
Bible: Tree with Bible

Tree with Bible

Bible: Finally my copy of the bible arrived!
Bible: Finally my copy of the bible arrived!

Finally my copy of the bible arrived!

Bible: Finally my copy of the bible arrived!
Bible: Finally my copy of the bible arrived!

Finally my copy of the bible arrived!

Bible: We all love reading the bible for different reasons
Bible: We all love reading the bible for different reasons

We all love reading the bible for different reasons

Bible: Thanks, I hate it. Dutch bible going crazy
Bible: Thanks, I hate it. Dutch bible going crazy

Thanks, I hate it. Dutch bible going crazy