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Memes, Fuck, and 🤖: Philip Larkin
@philiplarkin
Just spotted a cat on someone's porch,
miaowing to be let in. Without thinking, I
walked up to the door, rang the bell,
nodded to the cat and left. It was only
rounded the corner I realised what l'd
done as I heard the owner shouting
FUCK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST
RANG THE DOORBELL
I wish I could have witnessed this 😂😂
I wish I could have witnessed this 😂😂
Shit, Stalking, and Taco Bell: @jaggies
At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes
another employee, says she's his
niece, and asks when she'll be there.
The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in
at 7!"
Don't do this.
8/6/18, 7:46 PM
35.7K Retweets 82.1K Likes
getoffmyastroterf:
orion-rising:
Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.
At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please.
Just say “binch they don’t pay me enough to worry about someone else’s schedule. Now order something or gtfo”
getoffmyastroterf: orion-rising: Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy no...
Football, Nfl, and Sports: OCHI s 4325
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Le'Veon Bell is UNSTOPPABLE in Madden 19! 😂 https://t.co/h6VT0JDUvY
Le'Veon Bell is UNSTOPPABLE in Madden 19! 😂 https://t.co/h6VT0JDUvY
![Memes, 🤖, and Persona: Il Serpe locoTM
@sempreciro
ALPHA
WOMAN
Serpe loo
Ti va di essere la persona a cui possa
rompere il cazz per il resto della mia
vita?
Le dichiarazioni, quelle bell [ @alpha_woman_official ]](https://pics.esmemes.com/il-serpe-locotm-sempreciro-alpha-woman-serpe-loo-ti-va-35269423.png)
Memes, School, and Elementary: *Bell Rings
That one kid: Miss you forgot to collect our homework
Me:
I Was Almost A School Shooter I Aaron Stark I TEDxBoulder
406,415 views
Turning elementary into a penitentiary<p><b><i>You need your required daily intake of memes! Follow <a>@nochillmemes</a> for help now!</i></b><br/></p>
Turning elementary into a penitentiary<p><b><i>You need your required daily intake of memes! Follow <a>@nochillmemes</a> for help now!</i><...
Funny, Get Low, and Money: whenever i get low on money i
always start thinking really
irrationally like what if i hadn't
spent that $10 at taco bell back in
2013
What if tho🤔 flashbackfriday paydaythoughts itspaydayandimstillbroke
What if tho🤔 flashbackfriday paydaythoughts itspaydayandimstillbroke
Memes, Taco Bell, and Tumblr: When someone in the crew says "lets
get taco bell"
i think the
fuck not
<p><a href="https://eatingdisorder-memes.tumblr.com/post/167348191819/eatingdisorder-memes" class="tumblr_blog">eatingdisorder-memes</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>@eatingdisorder-memes</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="https://eatingdisorder-memes.tumblr.com/post/167348191819/eatingdisorder-memes" class="tumblr_blog">eatingdisorder-memes</a>:</p...
Tumblr, Shark, and Beach: Ryan Bell
@RyanBell_6
Shark week is the safest time to go to
the beach because all the sharks are
busy being on tv
7/20/18,_9:41 AM from Louisville,_KY
38.6K Retweets 157K Likes
<p><a href="https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/176138032626/what-discovery-doesnt-want-you-to-know" class="tumblr_blog">whitepeopletwitter</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>What Discovery doesn’t want you to know</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/176138032626/what-discovery-doesnt-want-you-to-know" class="tumblr_blog">whitepeoplet...
Memes, 🤖, and Bell: ECHIEDO MUCHO
SITECMIEDO ER BUCO!
Il romanticismo, quello bell noncifermeremoperch
Il romanticismo, quello bell noncifermeremoperch
Life, Memes, and Nasa: Scientists believe they've found liquid water on Mars for the first time, a potential game-changer in the search for life on the Red Planet. Tap the link in our bio ⬆️ to read about the discovery of the 20km (12 mile) 'lake' underneath the planet's south polar ice cap. Before now, experts had thought virtually all of the planet's water was locked up in ice. 👾 📷: Reuters-J. Bell (Cornell) and M. Wolff (SSI)-NASA mars space science bbcnews
Scientists believe they've found liquid water on Mars for the first time, a potential game-changer in the search for life on the Red Planet....
Friday, Taco Bell, and Tumblr: Friday at 9:07 AM S
Good Morning. I am taking Taco Bell to court. I
overslept 1 hour and was late to my shift, but I still
showed up to work. I was told by the manager that l
would no longer be needed.
I got fired, and honestly its because I am a woman. I
refuse to let injustice rule this country and women its
our duty to stand up for what we know is right.
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175967779458/she-got-fired-for-being-a-woman-not-being-late" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>She got fired for being a WOMAN, not being late.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/175967779458/she-got-fired-for-being-a-woman-not-being-late" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <...
Animals, Beef, and Food: BUSINESS
LAB-GROWN MEAT
July 18 | A Dutch company believes they
will have the world's first lab-grown meat
ready for restaurants by 2021
Dutch company Mosa Meat announced they have received enough funding to make and sell artificially grown meat to restaurants starting in 2021. ___ The company presented the world’s first lab-grown beef burger five years ago, and has since raised 7.5 million euros ($8.8 million USD), mainly from M Ventures and Bell Food Group. Mosa Meat has also received 1 million euros from Google co-founder Sergey Brin. ___ Mosa Meat, which is based in Maastricht, hopes to reach industrial-scale production, at roughly $1 per burger patty, in 2-3 years after the first marketable burger is ready for sale. ___ Mosa Meat uses a small sample of cells taken from live animals, which they then feed with nutrients to grow into larger strands of muscle tissue. The company states it could make as many as 80,000 quarter pounders from a single sample of cells.
Dutch company Mosa Meat announced they have received enough funding to make and sell artificially grown meat to restaurants starting in 2021...
Dude, Fucking, and Memes: cold buckwheat vegan
@jordxvx
I went thru the T BELL drive thru and
the dude said hey how ya doin? And I
said good and you? And he went I'm
TACO-TASTIC! I fucking lost my mind.
7/14/18, 9:36 PM
DM someone and tell them to have a taco-tastic day today
DM someone and tell them to have a taco-tastic day today
Denny's, Life, and McDonalds: You have to eat your bday
month for the rest of your life
Or starve to death
McDonald'S
Jan
March April
Feb
Wendy
May
BURGER CRE
KING
PIZZA
PAPA JOHNS
June July Aug
Denny's SUBWAy POPeYes
Oct Nov Dec
LOUISIANA 1KITCHEN, INC
TACO BELL
Sept
Dec
Could you do it? 🤔 https://t.co/NWpb7xHF9y
Could you do it? 🤔 https://t.co/NWpb7xHF9y
Baseball, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW
MOVIES
FACT #939
The shot in Kill Bill where the Bride splits a
baseball in two with a samurai sword was done
for real on the set. It was done by Zoë Bell
Uma Thurman's stunt double
Are you looking forward to Quentin Tarantino's new movie? 🎬📽️ • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix quentintarantino killbill killbill2 umathurman onceuponatimeinamerica reservoirdogs
Are you looking forward to Quentin Tarantino's new movie? 🎬📽️ • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the ...
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: <p><a href="http://toianna-is-a-bell.tumblr.com/post/175344601357/a-tiny-fearless-leader" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">toianna-is-a-bell</a>:</p><blockquote><p>A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://toianna-is-a-bell.tumblr.com/post/175344601357/a-tiny-fearless-leader" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">toianna-is-a-b...
Bodies , Life, and Memes: Turrittopsis dohrnii is a sea creature that has seemingly discovered the secret to eternal life. Commonly known as the “Immortal Jellyfish," the turrittopsis dohrnii first develop as a larva, called a planula, that settles on the ocean floor before developing into a colony of polyps. These polyps spawn free-swimming medusae that grow into adulthood in mere weeks. Fully grown, this jellyfish is approximately 4.5mm and is identifiable by their transparent, bell-shaped bodies, bright red stomachs, and up to 90 white tentacles. What makes this creature unique is when facing starvation or physical damage, it is able to cheat death by reverting back to their earlier polyp stage and reset their developmental process. The reborn polyp colony once again spawns medusae that are genetically identical to their adult form. 📷 Takashi Murai immortal jellyfish liveforever science
Turrittopsis dohrnii is a sea creature that has seemingly discovered the secret to eternal life. Commonly known as the “Immortal Jellyfish,"...
Love, Memes, and Nfl: Steelets
2
Le'Veon Bell
@LeVeonBell
top 5? humbled, but not satisfied...Il appreciate all my peers that
I play with and against much love
8:14 PM - Jun 25, 2018
NFL players react to #NFLTop100 rankings: https://t.co/Mcxho790WB https://t.co/p1pxYfabr2
NFL players react to #NFLTop100 rankings: https://t.co/Mcxho790WB https://t.co/p1pxYfabr2