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Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a real UFO and it was 'horribly designed' The Shape of Water director Guillermo 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d m808vthetank: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater: 鈥淚 know this is horrible,鈥 del Toro continues. 鈥淵ou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn鈥檛 want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn鈥檛 consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, 鈥淢ountain of the Four,鈥 on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, 鈥楲et鈥檚 go to the highway.鈥 We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, 鈥楬onk and flash the lights.鈥 And we started honking.鈥 The UFO, says del Toro, 鈥淲ent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second 鈥 and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clich茅d, with lights [blinking]. It鈥檚 so sad: I wish I could reveal they鈥檙e not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.鈥 (x) the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING 鈥渢here is intelligent life out there but it鈥檚 really fuckin tacky鈥 The real reason we haven鈥檛 made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and don鈥檛 want to come back until we apologise
Bad, Beer, and Life: Guillermo del Toro says he saw a
 real UFO and it was 'horribly
 designed'
 The Shape of Water director Guillermo
 2.4K by Laura Hudson/2d
m808vthetank:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

doux-amer:

truestoriesaboutme:

dragon-in-a-fez:
imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
The Truth is Out There and It Has Bad Aesthetics

Because context actually makes the already great headline even greater:

鈥淚 know this is horrible,鈥 del Toro continues. 鈥淵ou sound like a complete lunatic, but I saw a UFO. I didn鈥檛 want to see a UFO. It was horribly designed. I was with a friend. We bought a six-pack. We didn鈥檛 consume it, and there was a place called Cerro del Cuatro, 鈥淢ountain of the Four,鈥 on the periphery of Guadalajara. We said, 鈥楲et鈥檚 go to the highway.鈥 We sit down to watch the stars and have the beer and talk. We were the only guys by the freeway. And we saw a light on the horizon going super-fast, not linear. And I said, 鈥楬onk and flash the lights.鈥 And we started honking.鈥
The UFO, says del Toro, 鈥淲ent from 1,000 meters away [to much closer] in less than a second 鈥 and it was so crappy. It was a flying saucer, so clich茅d, with lights [blinking]. It鈥檚 so sad: I wish I could reveal they鈥檙e not what you think they are. They are what you think they are. And the fear we felt was so primal. I have never been that scared in my life. We jumped in the car, drove really fast. It was following us, and then I looked back and it was gone.鈥
(x)



the same man that made a movie about making giant robots to fight aliens SAW SOME ALIENS, INSULTED THEIR AESTHETIC, and RAN AWAY SCREAMING

鈥渢here is intelligent life out there but it鈥檚 really fuckin tacky鈥


The real reason we haven鈥檛 made official contact with alien life is because they were offended by his remarks and don鈥檛 want to come back until we apologise

m808vthetank: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: doux-amer: truestoriesaboutme: dragon-in-a-fez: imagine you sa...

Af, Funny, and Head: Dracovish - Water / Dragon-type Arctovish -Water / Ice-type IGN IGN Dracozolt -Electric / Dragon-type Arctozolt - Electic / Ice-type IGN IGN spacehippieface: girlfriendluvr: tsunflowers: why are these all so fucked up the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the 鈥渙tto von guerick unicorn鈥) is actually from germany, but it鈥檚 the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples in the game, you鈥檙e combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this: 鈥淚ts mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pok茅mon can鈥檛 breathe unless it鈥檚 underwater.鈥 鈥淭he shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.鈥 鈥淭hough it鈥檚 able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.鈥 some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they鈥檙e chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe鈥檚 modern times. the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless) some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here鈥檚 one,聽here鈥檚 another, and here鈥檚 a third!
Af, Funny, and Head: Dracovish - Water / Dragon-type
 Arctovish -Water / Ice-type
 IGN
 IGN
 Dracozolt -Electric / Dragon-type
 Arctozolt - Electic / Ice-type
 IGN
 IGN
spacehippieface:

girlfriendluvr:

tsunflowers:
why are these all so fucked up
the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the 鈥渙tto von guerick unicorn鈥) is actually from germany, but it鈥檚 the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples
in the game, you鈥檙e combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this:
鈥淚ts mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pok茅mon can鈥檛 breathe unless it鈥檚 underwater.鈥
鈥淭he shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.鈥
鈥淭hough it鈥檚 able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.鈥
some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they鈥檙e chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe鈥檚 modern times.
the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless)
some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here鈥檚 one,聽here鈥檚 another, and here鈥檚 a third!

spacehippieface: girlfriendluvr: tsunflowers: why are these all so fucked up the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incide...

Bad, Facts, and Friends: jelloapocalypse S eternal-savvy-blog Follow sixpenceee These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. gabriel-patches-titanfeather Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void. ract facts-i-just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212掳F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it. But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end there. The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks. You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this- Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours. So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool. - meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept believing even as it got ridiculous. Source: sixpenceee 260,387 notes ifunny.ce This is amazing, just don鈥檛 read the username first.
Bad, Facts, and Friends: jelloapocalypse
 S eternal-savvy-blog Follow
 sixpenceee
 These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic.
 gabriel-patches-titanfeather
 Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all
 light and swim over the void.
 ract facts-i-just-made-up
 Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats
 up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV
 and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over
 212掳F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in
 that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it,
 killing everyone swimming in it.
 But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of
 chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would
 kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end
 there.
 The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black
 tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen
 ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the
 nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils
 and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning,
 the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb
 (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city
 blocks.
 You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this-
 Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize
 hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material
 mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound
 known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the
 brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can
 be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within
 hours.
 So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you
 would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city,
 and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it
 would look pretty cool.
 - meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit
 This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept
 believing even as it got ridiculous.
 Source: sixpenceee
 260,387 notes
 ifunny.ce
This is amazing, just don鈥檛 read the username first.

This is amazing, just don鈥檛 read the username first.

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I鈥檓 learning about Exalted and I made a Solar with four arms because I could. They鈥檙e鈥︹..handy to have around

leftski-art: I鈥檓 learning about Exalted and I made a Solar with four arms because I could. They鈥檙e鈥︹..handy to have around