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Animals, Bones, and Fucking: Animal rights activists have every right to be upset. If a billion people you cared about were being murdered every day for something that's completely unnecessary and even destructive to our health and the planet, you might be a little upset, too. Stop getting offended by passion and empathy and cut the defensive bullshit. Stop funding the slaughter. It's sickening, literally and figuratively. There's nothing okay about it Bacon jokes aren't funny. Plants don't have feelings. Vegans don't eat grass. Milk doesn't give you strong bones. All plants have amino acids. And farm animals aren't going to take over the planet if you go vegan. Your argument is not only invalid, it's ridiculous. Stop breastfeeding from cows. Stop eating chicken periods. Snap out of the brainwashed state that has tricked us into thinking that this nonsense is anything other than extremely weird, disgusting, and unhealthy. If it weren't SO insanely fucked up, it would be funny. But instead, it's just heartbreaking and frustrating Please, just eat some fucking plants. Do it if only to shut me up. Credit: Raini Ostler Pachak t1 fat_hippie_vegan Repost @fat_hippie_vegan (@get_repost) ใƒปใƒปใƒป ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป โ˜ผโ˜พโโ™ก - ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿฎ ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿฃ ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ… vegan veganism savetheplanet saveearth savetheanimals vegetarian veganlife veganfoodshare cow pig chicken fish bee tumblr activist activism protein vegangains govegan meat
Animals, Bones, and Fucking: Animal rights activists have every right to be upset. If a
 billion people you cared about were being murdered every
 day for something that's completely unnecessary and even
 destructive to our health and the planet, you might be a little
 upset, too.
 Stop getting offended by passion and empathy and cut the
 defensive bullshit. Stop funding the slaughter. It's sickening,
 literally and figuratively. There's nothing okay about it
 Bacon jokes aren't funny. Plants don't have feelings. Vegans
 don't eat grass. Milk doesn't give you strong bones. All
 plants have amino acids. And farm animals aren't going to
 take over the planet if you go vegan. Your argument is not
 only invalid, it's ridiculous.
 Stop breastfeeding from cows.
 Stop eating chicken periods.
 Snap out of the brainwashed state that has tricked us into
 thinking that this nonsense is anything other than extremely
 weird, disgusting, and unhealthy.
 If it weren't SO insanely fucked up, it would be funny. But
 instead, it's just heartbreaking and frustrating
 Please, just eat some fucking plants.
 Do it if only to shut me up.
 Credit: Raini Ostler Pachak
 t1 fat_hippie_vegan
Repost @fat_hippie_vegan (@get_repost) ใƒปใƒปใƒป ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป โ˜ผโ˜พโโ™ก - ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿฎ ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿฃ ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ… vegan veganism savetheplanet saveearth savetheanimals vegetarian veganlife veganfoodshare cow pig chicken fish bee tumblr activist activism protein vegangains govegan meat

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Animals, Bones, and Fucking: Animal rights activists have every right to be upset. If a billion people you cared about were being murdered every day for something that's completely unnecessary and even destructive to our health and the planet, you might be a little upset, too. Stop getting offended by passion and empathy and cut the defensive bullshit. Stop funding the slaughter. It's sickening, literally and figuratively. There's nothing okay about it. Bacon jokes aren't funny. Plants don't have feelings. Vegans don't eat grass. Milk doesn't give you strong bones. All plants have amino acids. And farm animals aren't going to take over the planet if you go vegan. Your argument is not only invalid, it's ridiculous. Stop breastfeeding from cows. Stop eating chicken periods. Snap out of the brainwashed state that has tricked us into thinking that this nonsense is anything other than extremely weird, disgusting, and unhealthy. If it weren't SO insanely fucked up, it would be funny. But instead, it's just heartbreaking and frustrating Please, just eat some fucking plants. Do it if only to shut me up. Credit: Raini Ostler Pachak 6 Shares ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป โ˜ผโ˜พโโ™ก - ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿฎ ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿฃ ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ… vegan veganism savetheplanet saveearth savetheanimals vegetarian veganlife veganfoodshare cow pig chicken fish bee tumblr activist activism protein vegangains govegan meat
Animals, Bones, and Fucking: Animal rights activists have every right to be upset. If a
 billion people you cared about were being murdered every
 day for something that's completely unnecessary and even
 destructive to our health and the planet, you might be a little
 upset, too.
 Stop getting offended by passion and empathy and cut the
 defensive bullshit. Stop funding the slaughter. It's sickening,
 literally and figuratively. There's nothing okay about it.
 Bacon jokes aren't funny. Plants don't have feelings. Vegans
 don't eat grass. Milk doesn't give you strong bones. All
 plants have amino acids. And farm animals aren't going to
 take over the planet if you go vegan. Your argument is not
 only invalid, it's ridiculous.
 Stop breastfeeding from cows.
 Stop eating chicken periods.
 Snap out of the brainwashed state that has tricked us into
 thinking that this nonsense is anything other than extremely
 weird, disgusting, and unhealthy.
 If it weren't SO insanely fucked up, it would be funny. But
 instead, it's just heartbreaking and frustrating
 Please, just eat some fucking plants.
 Do it if only to shut me up.
 Credit: Raini Ostler Pachak
 6 Shares
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป โ˜ผโ˜พโโ™ก - ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿฎ ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿฃ ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ… vegan veganism savetheplanet saveearth savetheanimals vegetarian veganlife veganfoodshare cow pig chicken fish bee tumblr activist activism protein vegangains govegan meat

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Bodies , Children, and God: And then God said...behold l give you everything that moves, go ahead and exploit and kill my creatures, take their children, castrate them confine them, use their bodies, eat their legs, take their eggs, skin them for your handbags & sofas, breed them and use them because they don't matter. give you pigs for bacon...eat thy bacon and make bacon jokes in my namel Behold. l give you every female animal for you to use for her milk. You shall manipulate her reproductive system year after year and take her babies. You shall kill the males, they are garbage. You shall enslave her daughters...they will be exploited as soon as they can produce milk. Alas, when thy cow's milk production dries up...behold l give you this knife, do unto her by hoisting her up by one leg, it will break...then slit her throat "humanely" as a good Shepard would And it was so. @the vegan goddess Said no god ever Marlana, Mazmac Earthlings.com Cowspiracy.com HowDolGovegan.com Disclaimer: this post is just to prove a point, to make people see how incredibly ridiculous they sound with the 'religious' related excuses that they come up with. If you're both vegan & religious, then you're one of the few that actually understands what religion pretends or claims to teach, so not for you. ๐Ÿ˜‰ . โ€ข Be fair โ€ข Be vegan โ€ข Educate others โ€ข . ๐Ÿƒ----------------------- โžก WhatTheHealthFilm.com โฌ… ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก GoVeganWorld.com โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก ComfortablyUnaware.com โฌ… ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก BeFairBeVegan.com โฌ… ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก BiteSizeVegan.com โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก FreeFromHarm.org โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก GotMisery.com โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก๏ธ Earthlings.com โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก๏ธ ADAPTT.org โฌ…๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก๏ธCowspiracy.com โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก Seaspiracy on YouTube โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžกViveVegano.org โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก ForksOverKnives.com โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก NutritionFacts.org โฌ… ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก HumaneMyth.org โฌ… ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ -----------------------------๐Ÿƒ FoodForthought this | god drop the ego catholic - christian all religion | vegetarian pescatarian go vegan animallover | dog - cat = cow pig ect... they all feel | Ditch fish all seafood paleo mcdonalds burgerking kcf chicken meat bacon dairy cheese eggs = violence -animal cruelty -slaughter | 'humane meat' = OXYMORON | ahimsa = veganism is justice for all.
Bodies , Children, and God: And then God said...behold l give you everything that moves,
 go ahead and exploit and kill my creatures, take their
 children, castrate them confine them, use their bodies, eat
 their legs, take their eggs, skin them for your handbags &
 sofas, breed them and use them because they don't matter.
 give you pigs for bacon...eat thy bacon and make bacon
 jokes in my namel
 Behold. l give you every female animal for you to use for her
 milk. You shall manipulate her reproductive system year
 after year and take her babies. You shall kill the males, they
 are garbage. You shall enslave her daughters...they will be
 exploited as soon as they can produce milk. Alas, when thy
 cow's milk production dries up...behold l give you this knife,
 do unto her by hoisting her up by one leg, it will break...then
 slit her throat "humanely" as a good Shepard would
 And it was so.
 @the vegan goddess
 Said no god ever
 Marlana, Mazmac
 Earthlings.com Cowspiracy.com HowDolGovegan.com
Disclaimer: this post is just to prove a point, to make people see how incredibly ridiculous they sound with the 'religious' related excuses that they come up with. If you're both vegan & religious, then you're one of the few that actually understands what religion pretends or claims to teach, so not for you. ๐Ÿ˜‰ . โ€ข Be fair โ€ข Be vegan โ€ข Educate others โ€ข . ๐Ÿƒ----------------------- โžก WhatTheHealthFilm.com โฌ… ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก GoVeganWorld.com โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก ComfortablyUnaware.com โฌ… ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก BeFairBeVegan.com โฌ… ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก BiteSizeVegan.com โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก FreeFromHarm.org โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก GotMisery.com โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก๏ธ Earthlings.com โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก๏ธ ADAPTT.org โฌ…๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก๏ธCowspiracy.com โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก Seaspiracy on YouTube โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžกViveVegano.org โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก ForksOverKnives.com โฌ…๐Ÿ”ธ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก NutritionFacts.org โฌ… ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ โžก HumaneMyth.org โฌ… ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ ๐Ÿ”ธ -----------------------------๐Ÿƒ FoodForthought this | god drop the ego catholic - christian all religion | vegetarian pescatarian go vegan animallover | dog - cat = cow pig ect... they all feel | Ditch fish all seafood paleo mcdonalds burgerking kcf chicken meat bacon dairy cheese eggs = violence -animal cruelty -slaughter | 'humane meat' = OXYMORON | ahimsa = veganism is justice for all.

Disclaimer: this post is just to prove a point, to make people see how incredibly ridiculous they sound with the 'religious' related excuses...

Memes, Weird, and Breakfast: Meat is meat, there is no difference, just your perception. repost @this_is_just_the_veganning - If one of these bothers you more than the other, you are being hypocritical. You are experiencing cognitive dissonance, which means you are experiencing inconsistent thoughts, beliefs, or attitudes, especially relating to behavioral decisions and attitude change. If you had been brought up to believe dogs are for eating and pigs are for petting, you'd probably think it was weird that other people eat pigs. alllivesmatter means animalslivesmatter too. โœŒ GO VEGAN! ๐ŸŒฑ ๐Ÿ”น Why veganism? Please go watch: " Earthlings " - for the animals " Cowspiracy " - for the environment " ForksOverKnives " - for your health ๐Ÿ”น ๐Ÿ”น vegan vegans veganism govegan vegansofig vegancommunity veganforlife veganfortheanimals veganforeverything veganforever crueltyfree plantbased animalactivist animallover animalrights saveanimals savelives savehumanity savetheearth compassion peace love animal makeadifference this_is_just_the_veganning Regrann dogs kitten cats foodie christmas christmasdinner christmasfood Animals Are Not Food! meat dairy eggs bacon jokes steak barbecue burger breakfast lunch or dinner! Ever! Are You Vegan or Violence? ThereIsNoWayToKillAnimalsThatDontWantToDie! AnimalsHaveLovingHeartsUseYoursToSaveAnimalsLives! GoVegan
Memes, Weird, and Breakfast: Meat is meat, there is no difference,
 just your perception.
repost @this_is_just_the_veganning - If one of these bothers you more than the other, you are being hypocritical. You are experiencing cognitive dissonance, which means you are experiencing inconsistent thoughts, beliefs, or attitudes, especially relating to behavioral decisions and attitude change. If you had been brought up to believe dogs are for eating and pigs are for petting, you'd probably think it was weird that other people eat pigs. alllivesmatter means animalslivesmatter too. โœŒ GO VEGAN! ๐ŸŒฑ ๐Ÿ”น Why veganism? Please go watch: " Earthlings " - for the animals " Cowspiracy " - for the environment " ForksOverKnives " - for your health ๐Ÿ”น ๐Ÿ”น vegan vegans veganism govegan vegansofig vegancommunity veganforlife veganfortheanimals veganforeverything veganforever crueltyfree plantbased animalactivist animallover animalrights saveanimals savelives savehumanity savetheearth compassion peace love animal makeadifference this_is_just_the_veganning Regrann dogs kitten cats foodie christmas christmasdinner christmasfood Animals Are Not Food! meat dairy eggs bacon jokes steak barbecue burger breakfast lunch or dinner! Ever! Are You Vegan or Violence? ThereIsNoWayToKillAnimalsThatDontWantToDie! AnimalsHaveLovingHeartsUseYoursToSaveAnimalsLives! GoVegan

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Advice, Arthur, and Chicago: 12 Months Ago.... Hey Reddit, help Ken Jennings write his next book! What well-meaning things do parents tell their kids without any idea if they're actually true or not? (self.AskReddit) submitted 1 year ago by WatsonsBitch 1519 - monkeymania 56 points 1 year ago (6216) Here's a few I responded: ยป Chew 15 times before you swallow ยทTooth Fairy-might be interesting to understand the origins * If you cross your eyes too long, they'll stay that way * Spiders like dark, moist places, so on average, about 7/ year crawl into your mouth Then... Contribution to Ken Jennings book from WatsonsBitchsent 11 months ago A few months ago you posted a suggestion in a Reddit thread I started because of a book I'm writing...I was looking for things of questionable accuracy that parents say to kids. I'm still finishing the manuscript, but right now, it looks like your entry is in! Would you like to be credited by name? Reddit handle? Neither? If you would like a signed book when it comes out in about a year (I know, right?) please send a mailing address and any personalization request to ken@ken-jennings.com permalink report source block user mark unread reply full comments THE TRUTH BECAUSE I SAID SO THE MYTMS TALES s. WARNINGS Because The Truth Behind the Myths Tales, and Warnings Every Generation Passes Down to Its Kids ai EVERY GENERATION PASSES DOWN TO ITS KIDS Ken Jenningsperi Ken Jenning New Tork Tin bestselline auth MAPHEAD New York London Toronto Syy New Delhi Thanks to my agent, Jud Laghi, and to Brant Rumble like a superhero or wrestler but is actually my editor aSee made every part of this book better except for the title, which both of us, so we held a contest. The winning entry, Because I was first suggested by one Philip Romano and saved our sounds He I Said So, My sincerest thanks to all the friends who scoured their n us bits of parental wisdom-and, by extension, their du for dubio parents, living or dead! I also asked my virtual friends on the social news website Reddit.com for suggestions-and got thousands of them, This being the Internet, I also got a few angry Why should we do your homework for you, Jeopardy! douche? Write your own damn boold replies, and dozens of bacon jokes. But among the Reddit suggestions were twenty-odd parental clichรฉs I hadnt thought of and that ended up making the final cut, so I promised to thank named," in some cases) blitzcreeg10, Chris Cosle Cosh Benjamin Dixon, dungeye, Jenna Gardner. Caitlin Hakala, Jenna Klaft, Justin Lefler, Matt Ludwig. Kevin Mayer, Christina Maynard, Mo]0_jojo, Noah from Chicago, Annika Piroinen, pimanrules, Red- Dorf. TheDogKing. TheMagicHorsey, Philip M. Thompson, Tery Tourangeau, Twiek, wheresmyhou, Bruce Sterling sirbruce" Wood- cock, and Arthur Z. Redditors: as godless, libertarian-leaning smart- asses go, you are the best Finally my undying gratirude to my own parents, who (a) raised me with a burning desire to figure out the difference between con- ventional wisdom and actual scientific fact, and (b) still gave me lots of crazy but well-meaning advice that I finally got to debunk in these pages. Without both parts, this book never would have happened. Or at least it would have been much shorter, had a different cover and title, and been a series of erotic vignettes about vampires who solve murders. Thanks, Mom and Dad! I'm coming by later with my laundry. Ken Jennings
Advice, Arthur, and Chicago: 12 Months Ago....
 Hey Reddit, help Ken Jennings write his next book! What well-meaning
 things do parents tell their kids without any idea if they're actually true or
 not? (self.AskReddit)
 submitted 1 year ago by WatsonsBitch
 1519
 - monkeymania 56 points 1 year ago (6216)
 Here's a few
 I responded:
 ยป Chew 15 times before you swallow
 ยทTooth Fairy-might be interesting to understand the origins
 * If you cross your eyes too long, they'll stay that way
 * Spiders like dark, moist places, so on average, about 7/ year crawl into your mouth
 Then...
 Contribution to Ken Jennings book
 from WatsonsBitchsent 11 months ago
 A few months ago you posted a suggestion in a Reddit thread I started because of a book I'm writing...I was looking
 for things of questionable accuracy that parents say to kids. I'm still finishing the manuscript, but right now, it looks
 like your entry is in! Would you like to be credited by name? Reddit handle? Neither? If you would like a signed book
 when it comes out in about a year (I know, right?) please send a mailing address and any personalization request to
 ken@ken-jennings.com
 permalink report source block user mark unread reply full comments
 THE TRUTH
 BECAUSE
 I SAID SO
 THE MYTMS
 TALES s.
 WARNINGS
 Because
 The Truth Behind the Myths
 Tales, and Warnings Every Generation
 Passes Down to Its Kids
 ai
 EVERY
 GENERATION
 PASSES
 DOWN
 TO ITS KIDS
 Ken Jenningsperi
 Ken
 Jenning
 New Tork Tin bestselline auth
 MAPHEAD
 New York London Toronto Syy New Delhi
 Thanks to my agent, Jud Laghi, and to Brant Rumble
 like a superhero or wrestler but is actually my editor aSee
 made every part of this book better except for the title, which
 both of us, so we held a contest. The winning entry, Because I
 was first suggested by one Philip Romano and saved our
 sounds
 He
 I Said So,
 My sincerest thanks to all the friends who scoured their n
 us bits of parental wisdom-and, by extension, their du
 for dubio
 parents, living or dead! I also asked my virtual friends on the social
 news website Reddit.com for suggestions-and got thousands of them,
 This being the Internet, I also got a few angry Why should we do your
 homework for you, Jeopardy! douche? Write your own damn boold
 replies, and dozens of bacon jokes. But among the Reddit suggestions
 were twenty-odd parental clichรฉs I hadnt thought of and that ended
 up making the final cut, so I promised to thank
 named," in some cases) blitzcreeg10, Chris Cosle Cosh
 Benjamin Dixon, dungeye, Jenna Gardner. Caitlin Hakala, Jenna
 Klaft, Justin Lefler, Matt Ludwig. Kevin Mayer, Christina Maynard,
 Mo]0_jojo, Noah from Chicago, Annika Piroinen, pimanrules, Red-
 Dorf. TheDogKing. TheMagicHorsey, Philip M. Thompson, Tery
 Tourangeau, Twiek, wheresmyhou, Bruce Sterling sirbruce" Wood-
 cock, and Arthur Z. Redditors: as godless, libertarian-leaning smart-
 asses go, you are the best
 Finally my undying gratirude to my own parents, who (a) raised
 me with a burning desire to figure out the difference between con-
 ventional wisdom and actual scientific fact, and (b) still gave me lots
 of crazy but well-meaning advice that I finally got to debunk in these
 pages. Without both parts, this book never would have happened. Or
 at least it would have been much shorter, had a different cover and title,
 and been a series of erotic vignettes about vampires who solve murders.
 Thanks, Mom and Dad! I'm coming by later with my laundry.
 Ken Jennings