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![bach: Writing, Letering: @FemmeAndroid
llustration: wanmek
Bodies
Six monthS since the move.
My place is a dump,
but its all can afford...
and it's got room for my lab.
I'm managing to keep
my head above water.
There weren't a lot of people
interested in spending their
credits on synth mods where
I grew up
Turns out, there aren't a lot of
non-military willing to spend
creds in the city either.
When you have one of my mods...
make custom synth mods
The type that make music on
the fly based on your actions.
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...the soundtrack of your life
stays in tune with your body.
Still, l've managed to
find a couple
cyberfeeder clients:
And then there was me...
And there was the
competitive swimmer...
I built myself a synthpop mod that
keeps rhythm with my steps. I just
finished it. I'm hoping it will keep me
from losing my nerve before my
first date since moving to the city.
There was the retired executive
who commissioned me to build him
an improvised Bach concerto that
calms him when the mod detects
high levels of stress.
Whose mod plays techno slightly
faster than the pace of his stroke,
pushing him to swim faster.
To read more of Bodies, you can find it on Tapas, Webtoons, or on my Twitter @FemmeAndroid!
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Bodies - The Apartment [OC]](https://pics.esmemes.com/writing-letering-femmeandroid-llustration-wanmek-bodies-six-months-since-the-62022673.png)
![bach: . . .
and Their Pecadilloes
Sex (20 children), pride, temper
Sex (mostly futile), personal hygiene,
ach
Beethoven
temper
erg
Brahms
Chopin
Sex (affair with married woman)
Sex (with prostitutes), bad temper
Sex with transvestite (George Sand
[a woman])
Sex (French, wasn't he?)
ebussy
Janacek
Sex (affair with much younger married
woman
Liszt
Sex (made Mick Jagger look like a
mon
Mozart
Money, dirty jokes, billiards
Booze
ussorgsky
Puccini
Rachmaninoff
Saint-Saens
Schubert
Schumann
Sex (multiple adulteries)
Humorlessness, crewcut
Sex (homosexual pederasty)
Sex (died of syphilis at age 32)
Mental health (went mad, jumped in
Rhine, died of syphilis)
Sex (went deaf, went mad, died of
syphilis)
Sex (homosexual)
Smetana
Tchaikovsky
erdi
Sex (lived in sin with Giuseppina)
Sex (with friends' wives), greed,
anti-Semitism, crypto-fascism, welshing
on debts, hemorrhoids
Sex (went mad, died of syphilis)
agner
Wolf
hellahotlancelot:
libertarirynn:
sarahtheflutist:
“Composers and their Pecadilloes”, Who’s Afraid of Classical Music? By Michael Walsh
They came to write concertos and fuck and they just finished the concertos.
Also I’m frankly amazed that sex got left off of Mozart’s list when it’s on nearly every other one and he literally sent scat fetish to his cousin.
Peccadilloes means an unimportant sin, right? How is Bach having sex with 20 children unimportant? Or am I missing something here?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.Bach had 20 children, he did not have sex with 20 children.](https://pics.esmemes.com/and-their-pecadilloes-sex-20-children-pride-37731273.png)
