The King In The North
The King In The North

The King In The North

Awkward Silences
Awkward Silences

Awkward Silences

Think Otherwise
Think Otherwise

Think Otherwise

in-the-north
in-the-north

in-the-north

awkwardly
 awkwardly

awkwardly

fightings
 fightings

fightings

silenced
 silenced

silenced

my king
 my king

my king

do you want to
 do you want to

do you want to

comprehensive
comprehensive

comprehensive

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Awkward Silence: rockatransky: on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous- and today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be telling for quite a while. i'd just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my backpack. so when the clerk, who i'd overheard was only on her second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so they could breathe better till i got home. this girl's eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren't reptile keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i'm feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically, and just said "dinner, y'know?" for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime comedy fashion, the fucking crickets started chirping so i guess i'm never going back there ever again. Welp, time to go hide under a rock with the lizards
Awkward Silence: rockatransky:
 on occasion, i browse the clearance racks at overpriced hipster-y
 boutiques cause from time to time you can find amazing deals, but
 being in Rich People Places always makes me a little nervous- and
 today when i was picking up a layaway from one of these shops, my
 nerves resulted in a story the shopkeepers are probably gonna be
 telling for quite a while.
 i'd just come from the feed store for lizard food (ie: bugs), and it was
 like 95F out so they were slowly being smothered to death in my
 backpack. so when the clerk, who i'd overheard was only on her
 second day working there, gave me my fancy sundress in a bag way
 too big for it, i pulled out two dozen crickets in a plastic bag and a tub
 full of mealworms from my pack and set them gently on the bag so
 they could breathe better till i got home.
 this girl's eyes go wide and she looks imploringly back at the equally
 startled-looking manager helping her through the transaction, and i
 realize that this might look a little weird to folks who aren't reptile
 keepers. so, instead of doing the logical thing and explaining that i'm
 feeding leopard geckos, i sorta chuckled and shrugged apologetically,
 and just said "dinner, y'know?"
 for the briefest of moments, there was an awkward silence so sweaty
 and suffocating you could drown in it, and then, in true daytime
 comedy fashion,
 the fucking crickets started chirping
 so i guess i'm never going back there ever again.
Welp, time to go hide under a rock with the lizards

Welp, time to go hide under a rock with the lizards

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Awkward Silence: <p><a href="http://cc-videos.tumblr.com/post/158116792989/gimmekurtisconner-parenting-an-angsty-teen" class="tumblr_blog">cc-videos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://gimmekurtisconner.tumblr.com/post/148665935637/parenting-an-angsty-teen" class="tumblr_blog">gimmekurtisconner</a>:</p><blockquote><p>parenting an angsty teen</p></blockquote> <p>[angsty music playing]</p><p><i> 馃幍 I鈥檓 just a kid I- 馃幍 </i></p><p>Dad: Knock knock [chuckles]</p><p>Kid: Oh, hey dad.</p><p>Dad: What are you up to, huh?</p><p>Kid: Not much, I鈥檓 just writing some music鈥</p><p>Dad: Cool. So I was thinking. You鈥檝e been making music for the last few months, and鈥 I haven鈥檛 even heard any of it.</p><p>Kid: Aw, no, you don鈥檛 wanna hear it. It鈥檚 stupid.聽</p><p>Dad: Come on, why don鈥檛 you just play me one song. I wanna hear what my pride and joy has been up to.</p><p>Kid: I don鈥檛 know鈥. Are you sure?</p><p>Dad: I鈥檓 sure. Just one song.聽</p><p>Kid: Okay.</p><p>[music starts playing with the kid as vocals]</p><p>1 2 3 4!</p><p>I hate my dad聽 I hate my dad I hate my dad I hate my dad I hate my dad I hate my dad I hate my dad I hate my dad </p><p>I want him dead聽 I want him dead I want him dead I want him dead I want him dead I want him dead I want him dead I want him dead</p><p> I hate my dad 聽I hate my dad I hate my dad so fucking much I hate my dad I hate my dad I want him to die right now I hate him dead hate him now I hate him hate him hate him聽<br/></p><p>I hate my dad, oh my god I hate my dad! IIIIII haate my dad! I hate him so much! I hate him so much! I haaaaate myyyyy dad! I hate him! Oh my god I hate him so much! 聽I hate him!</p><p>[music stops; long awkward silence]</p><p>Kid: So what do you think?</p><p>Dad: [choking back tears] Umm鈥 I gotta go鈥. Big Bang Theory鈥檚 on in like two minutes, so鈥. I don鈥檛 want to miss it</p><p>Kid: Come on dad, I鈥檓 just being a punk rocker! It鈥檚 not true!</p><p>Dad: [crying] It鈥檚 fine, it was super cool. It was great. [leaves the room sobbing]</p><p>Kid: [deep sigh]</p><p>[upbeat music plays from the other room]</p><p>Dad: [rapping] My son made me sad. I鈥檓 just trying to be a good dad.</p><p>Kid: Dad..?</p></blockquote>
Awkward Silence: <p><a href="http://cc-videos.tumblr.com/post/158116792989/gimmekurtisconner-parenting-an-angsty-teen" class="tumblr_blog">cc-videos</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://gimmekurtisconner.tumblr.com/post/148665935637/parenting-an-angsty-teen" class="tumblr_blog">gimmekurtisconner</a>:</p><blockquote><p>parenting an angsty teen</p></blockquote>
<p>[angsty music playing]</p><p><i>

馃幍
I鈥檓 just a kid I-

馃幍

</i></p><p>Dad: Knock knock [chuckles]</p><p>Kid: Oh, hey dad.</p><p>Dad: What are you up to, huh?</p><p>Kid: Not much, I鈥檓 just writing some music鈥</p><p>Dad: Cool. So I was thinking. You鈥檝e been making music for the last few months, and鈥 I haven鈥檛 even heard any of it.</p><p>Kid: Aw, no, you don鈥檛 wanna hear it. It鈥檚 stupid.聽</p><p>Dad: Come on, why don鈥檛 you just play me one song. I wanna hear what my pride and joy has been up to.</p><p>Kid: I don鈥檛 know鈥. Are you sure?</p><p>Dad: I鈥檓 sure. Just one song.聽</p><p>Kid: Okay.</p><p>[music starts playing with the kid as vocals]</p><p>1 2 3 4!</p><p>I hate my dad聽

I hate my dad

I hate my dad

I hate my dad

I hate my dad

I hate my dad

I hate my dad

I hate my dad 

 

 

 

 

 

 

</p><p>I want him dead聽

I want him dead

I want him dead

I want him dead

I want him dead

I want him dead

I want him dead

I want him dead</p><p>

I hate my dad 聽I hate my dad I hate my dad so fucking much I hate my dad I hate my dad I want him to die right now I hate him dead hate him now I hate him hate him hate him聽<br/></p><p>I hate my dad, oh my god I hate my dad! IIIIII haate my dad! I hate him so much! I hate him so much! I haaaaate myyyyy dad! I hate him! Oh my god I hate him so much! 聽I hate him!</p><p>[music stops; long awkward silence]</p><p>Kid: So what do you think?</p><p>Dad: [choking back tears] Umm鈥 I gotta go鈥. Big Bang Theory鈥檚 on in like two minutes, so鈥. I don鈥檛 want to miss it</p><p>Kid: Come on dad, I鈥檓 just being a punk rocker! It鈥檚 not true!</p><p>Dad: [crying] It鈥檚 fine, it was super cool. It was great. [leaves the room sobbing]</p><p>Kid: [deep sigh]</p><p>[upbeat music plays from the other room]</p><p>Dad: [rapping] My son made me sad. I鈥檓 just trying to be a good dad.</p><p>Kid: Dad..?</p></blockquote>

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