Simming
Simming

Simming

Hwy
Hwy

Hwy

Going To Bed
Going To Bed

Going To Bed

Getting Sick
Getting Sick

Getting Sick

Prevention
Prevention

Prevention

Two Types Of People
Two Types Of People

Two Types Of People

Sarcasm Only
Sarcasm Only

Sarcasm Only

Fuck Sleep
Fuck Sleep

Fuck Sleep

No Fucks
No Fucks

No Fucks

No Fuck
No Fuck

No Fuck

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Bitch, Friends, and Fucking: Trade Pokmon Auricular Nintendo DS and secrets with your friends! Trade you my WeaVile Cor MUnChla ays some nintendo Wi-Fi MunChlax is pretty hot.. fry again. Go to NintendoWiFi.comm to get started! Selection may vary at retail. Games, system, and headset sold separately. Pok茅de tabaquis-barking: kiyotakamine: kiyotakamine: munchlax is pretty hot happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer. In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws aren鈥檛 hard to find either, so while there鈥檚 minimal effort involved here, weavile isn鈥檛 really special. Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult Pok茅mon in ANY of the games鈥攊f not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a Pok茅mon would turn up on the tree. Several of the Pok茅mon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldn鈥檛 change the DS system鈥檚 time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counter鈥攕o you HAD to wait six hours for a Pok茅mon to show up. It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the tree鈥檚 location, and tree could summon any of the 鈥渉oney tree Pok茅mon鈥︹ Except. Fucking. Munchlax. Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guess鈥攂ecause the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your game鈥檚 data and then doing some weird complicated math. That鈥檚 not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isn鈥檛 done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry. Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate. ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100. So to recap鈥4/21 honey trees (and you don鈥檛 know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. That鈥檚 it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find Pok茅mon. And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!! In conclusion; Munchlax is pretty hot鈥 Try again. Bitch.
Bitch, Friends, and Fucking: Trade Pokmon
 Auricular Nintendo DS
 and secrets
 with your
 friends!
 Trade you my
 WeaVile
 Cor
 MUnChla
 ays some
 nintendo
 Wi-Fi
 MunChlax
 is pretty hot..
 fry again.
 Go to
 NintendoWiFi.comm
 to get started!
 Selection may vary at retail. Games, system, and headset sold separately.
 Pok茅de
tabaquis-barking:
kiyotakamine:

kiyotakamine:
munchlax is pretty hot
happy 10 year anniversary of munchlax being pretty hot

Actually know what reblogging again bc the girl with the white ds knows what the FUCK is up and pink girl is either a dumbass or a scammer. 
In DPP (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) sneasel shows up on five different routes, and then evolves into weavile when leveled with a razor claw at night. Razor claws aren鈥檛 hard to find either, so while there鈥檚 minimal effort involved here, weavile isn鈥檛 really special.
Munchlax, though? Jesus fuck. Jesus fucking christ. Munchlax in DPP is one of the most difficult Pok茅mon in ANY of the games鈥攊f not the absolute most difficult. DPP has a mechanic where you could slather honey on certain trees, and six hours later a Pok茅mon would turn up on the tree. Several of the Pok茅mon you could get this way were common, but some could ONLY be obtained from honey trees. You couldn鈥檛 change the DS system鈥檚 time to speed things up, because the trees ran on their own counter鈥攕o you HAD to wait six hours for a Pok茅mon to show up.
It gets worse. There were 21 of these honey trees in the game, and regardless of the tree鈥檚 location, and tree could summon any of the 鈥渉oney tree Pok茅mon鈥︹
Except. Fucking. Munchlax.
Only FOUR trees in the game had the potential to summon Munchlax. Which trees, you ask? Guess. No, literally, take a fucking guess鈥攂ecause the four trees that can summon Munchlax are decided at random based on your trainer ID and secret ID. There is NO way to determine which trees they are unless you feel like hacking into your game鈥檚 data and then doing some weird complicated math.
That鈥檚 not all. You thought that was all? You thought Munchlax was a merciful god that would take pity on your tiny, pathetic body? Oh no. Not even close. Munchlax isn鈥檛 done with you yet, Munchlax is going to peel you like a fucking mango and laugh while you cry. 
Munchlax only has a 1% encounter rate. 
ONE. PERCENT. As in 1/100. 
So to recap鈥4/21 honey trees (and you don鈥檛 know which ones) have a 1% chance of summoning this little motherfucker once every six hours. That鈥檚 it. No fast tracking, no cheats, and no workarounds. Munchlax in DPP is the holy grail of hard to find Pok茅mon.
And pinky here has the AUDACITY to offer the MUCH more easily obtainable weavile for it. Fuck that. Fuck that!!! White DS girl knows what the FUCK is up!!!
In conclusion;
Munchlax is pretty hot鈥 Try again.

Bitch.

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