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Anime, God, and Love: NOTICE ME SQUIDWARD SENPAI xvatix seimu-art: bluberry-star: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: xnatiix: the au you all asked for omg thank you all for the positive feedback!! Some of you wanted a little more shoujo action so here you go: He maybe doesnt have a nose, ears and fingers and easily gets a sunburn but all what matters is his warm heart! Why dont you see that he is perfect for you, Spongebob? God I hate shoujo heroines! Dont get me wrong, I love Sponjibobu wa maid-sama but Squidward is an asshole. He is only nice when Mr. Krabs is looking! Do you remember when Squidwards heart got possessed by a demon but then Spongebob appeared and saved him? As you know I dont ship them but wow THAT was a good episode. “I believe in you, Tentaculu-kun.” Im so glad Plankton didnt reveal Pantsu-chans identity. He might be a villain but at least he has some integrity. As you know the last episode of Pantsu-chan - Love is magic was aired last sunday. The message of the whole series is so important and deep, wow. God bless the creators for giving us this wonderful piece. “Magic is not an outfit nor is it a wand, its everytime you show love to someone you care about.” OMG guys!! KIWI studios confirmed the third season: Pantsu-chan - The Virgin Soul!!! idk if you read the manga but they will adapt chapter 79-113 which is the Patricku arc ;w; my absolute fav!! Love you Patricku!!! I know you guys are on the edge because of the new TOS of Tumblr but DONT WORRY!! This post wasnt flagged. “Tentaculu-kun?” Its happening guys. It’s good to know that Tumblr is still normal. Best anime ever I
Anime, God, and Love: NOTICE
 ME
 SQUIDWARD
 SENPAI
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bluberry-star:

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the au you all asked for
omg thank you all for the positive feedback!! Some of you wanted a little more shoujo action so here you go:

He maybe doesnt have a nose, ears and fingers and easily gets a sunburn but all what matters is his warm heart! Why dont you see that he is perfect for you, Spongebob? God I hate shoujo heroines! 

Dont get me wrong, I love Sponjibobu wa maid-sama but Squidward is an asshole. He is only nice when 
Mr. Krabs is looking!


Do you remember when Squidwards heart got possessed by a demon but then Spongebob appeared and saved him? As you know I dont ship them but wow THAT
was a good episode.
“I believe in you, Tentaculu-kun.”

Im so glad Plankton didnt reveal Pantsu-chans identity. He might be a villain but at least he has some integrity.

As you know the last episode of Pantsu-chan - Love is magic was aired last sunday. The message of the whole series is so important and deep, wow. God bless the creators for giving us this wonderful piece.
“Magic is not an outfit nor is it a wand, its everytime you show love to someone you care about.”


OMG guys!! KIWI studios confirmed the third season: Pantsu-chan - The 
Virgin Soul!!! idk if you read the manga but they will adapt chapter 
79-113 which is the Patricku arc ;w; my absolute fav!! Love you 
Patricku!!!




I know you guys are on the edge because of the new TOS of Tumblr but DONT WORRY!! This post wasnt flagged.

“Tentaculu-kun?”
Its happening guys.


It’s good to know that Tumblr is still normal. 

Best anime ever

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Bad, Carrie Fisher, and Daisy Ridley: ARİETY HOME FILM/ NEWS Daisy Ridley Doesn't Want to Play Rey After 'Star Wars: Episode IX' . Rebecca Rubin November 30, 2017 12:11PM PST Switch to Verizon unlimited. verizon Courtesy of Disne However, she hasn't completely ruled out revisiting the role in the distant future "Who knows? I honestly feel like the world may end in the next 30 years, so, if in 30 years, we are not living underground in a series of interconnected cells, then sure. Maybe," she said. "But again, it's like, who knows." <p><a href="https://lord-dio-official.tumblr.com/post/169100838243/libertarirynn-joshpeck-daisy-ridley-talking" class="tumblr_blog">lord-dio-official</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169100428164/joshpeck-daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://joshpeckofficial.com/post/168948838043/daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in-star-wars-in" class="tumblr_blog">joshpeck</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood</p></blockquote> <p>Silly Daisy, there is no escape. Harrison warned you. He wanted Han dead for 40 years before they gave it to him, and even now he’s pretty much just stuck reprising his two other famous roles. Carrie Fisher barely did anything after Star Wars. Mark Hamill was exiled to voice work just to get away from Luke. They will bring you back as a Jedi master. They will bring you back as a Force ghost. If you die they will bring you back with CGI. You signed your soul away to Disney. They own you now. You will plead for release but they will only laugh at you. You will be assimilated. Life as you know it is over.</p> </blockquote> <p>I actually just learned that one of the main reasons Mark was put onto voice acting was because he got into a pretty bad accident that affected his face</p> </blockquote> <p>Eh, it really didn’t mess up his face that badly. It supposedly happened during or right after the filming of the first SW movie and he was fine except for a scar or two. He did have to have surgery but he only broke his nose and cheekbone and he was in the other two movies so it didn’t affect his ability to be on screen. Mark has said before the reports of his injuries were much exaggerated.</p>
Bad, Carrie Fisher, and Daisy Ridley: ARİETY
 HOME FILM/ NEWS
 Daisy Ridley Doesn't Want to Play
 Rey After 'Star Wars: Episode IX'
 . Rebecca Rubin
 November 30, 2017 12:11PM PST
 Switch to Verizon
 unlimited.
 verizon
 Courtesy of Disne

 However, she hasn't completely ruled out revisiting the
 role in the distant future
 "Who knows? I honestly feel like the world may end in
 the next 30 years, so, if in 30 years, we are not living
 underground in a series of interconnected cells, then
 sure. Maybe," she said. "But again, it's like, who
 knows."
<p><a href="https://lord-dio-official.tumblr.com/post/169100838243/libertarirynn-joshpeck-daisy-ridley-talking" class="tumblr_blog">lord-dio-official</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169100428164/joshpeck-daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://joshpeckofficial.com/post/168948838043/daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in-star-wars-in" class="tumblr_blog">joshpeck</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood</p></blockquote>

<p>Silly Daisy, there is no escape. Harrison warned you. He wanted Han dead for 40 years before they gave it to him, and even now he’s pretty much just stuck reprising his two other famous roles. Carrie Fisher barely did anything after Star Wars. Mark Hamill was exiled to voice work just to get away from Luke. They will bring you back as a Jedi master. They will bring you back as a Force ghost. If you die they will bring you back with CGI. You signed your soul away to Disney. They own you now. You will plead for release but they will only laugh at you. You will be assimilated. Life as you know it is over.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I actually just learned that one of the main reasons Mark was put onto voice acting was because he got into a pretty bad accident that affected his face</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Eh, it really didn’t mess up his face that badly. It supposedly happened during or right after the filming of the first SW movie and he was fine except for a scar or two. He did have to have surgery but he only broke his nose and cheekbone and he was in the other two movies so it didn’t affect his ability to be on screen. Mark has said before the reports of his injuries were much exaggerated.</p>

lord-dio-official: libertarirynn: joshpeck: Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood Silly Daisy, there...

Carrie Fisher, Daisy Ridley, and Disney: ARİETY HOME FILM/ NEWS Daisy Ridley Doesn't Want to Play Rey After 'Star Wars: Episode IX' . Rebecca Rubin November 30, 2017 12:11PM PST Switch to Verizon unlimited. verizon Courtesy of Disne However, she hasn't completely ruled out revisiting the role in the distant future "Who knows? I honestly feel like the world may end in the next 30 years, so, if in 30 years, we are not living underground in a series of interconnected cells, then sure. Maybe," she said. "But again, it's like, who knows." <p><a href="http://joshpeckofficial.com/post/168948838043/daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in-star-wars-in" class="tumblr_blog">joshpeck</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood</p></blockquote> <p>Silly Daisy, there is no escape. Harrison warned you. He wanted Han dead for 40 years before they gave it to him, and even now he’s pretty much just stuck reprising his two other famous roles. Carrie Fisher barely did anything after Star Wars. Mark Hamill was exiled to voice work just to get away from Luke. They will bring you back as a Jedi master. They will bring you back as a Force ghost. If you die they will bring you back with CGI. You signed your soul away to Disney. They own you now. You will plead for release but they will only laugh at you. You will be assimilated. Life as you know it is over.</p>
Carrie Fisher, Daisy Ridley, and Disney: ARİETY
 HOME FILM/ NEWS
 Daisy Ridley Doesn't Want to Play
 Rey After 'Star Wars: Episode IX'
 . Rebecca Rubin
 November 30, 2017 12:11PM PST
 Switch to Verizon
 unlimited.
 verizon
 Courtesy of Disne

 However, she hasn't completely ruled out revisiting the
 role in the distant future
 "Who knows? I honestly feel like the world may end in
 the next 30 years, so, if in 30 years, we are not living
 underground in a series of interconnected cells, then
 sure. Maybe," she said. "But again, it's like, who
 knows."
<p><a href="http://joshpeckofficial.com/post/168948838043/daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in-star-wars-in" class="tumblr_blog">joshpeck</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood</p></blockquote>

<p>Silly Daisy, there is no escape. Harrison warned you. He wanted Han dead for 40 years before they gave it to him, and even now he’s pretty much just stuck reprising his two other famous roles. Carrie Fisher barely did anything after Star Wars. Mark Hamill was exiled to voice work just to get away from Luke. They will bring you back as a Jedi master. They will bring you back as a Force ghost. If you die they will bring you back with CGI. You signed your soul away to Disney. They own you now. You will plead for release but they will only laugh at you. You will be assimilated. Life as you know it is over.</p>

joshpeck: Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood Silly Daisy, there is no escape. Harrison warned you. ...

Alive, Cars, and Crime: Dear Portsmouth, NH and Bspecially the Parking Clerk s Last June I had a walking arourn my girlfriend. I bought t puppets. We stopped in cute shops, ate a popov nice. erful day walking around in your historic downtown with wo puppets, who turned out to be gay. Just kidding, they're er and saw Black David Cross. It was dshield was a ticket. “What could ll the Then - when we returned to our car on my win this possibly be for?" I thought. I paid for three hou two-_ rs of parking (but only used you're welcome, Portsmouth), Is it a crime in Portsmouth to not use a wiyou bought? How'd you know I'd be back early? Do you have a PreCrime division? Why are your PreCops working on traffic tickets? Shouldn't they be out or'eventing Street Performers before they happen? But, no. I read the violation backed into a spot and wer 07 direction e fined $15 for being "parked in wrong What kind of a horses&eit charge is that? It's illegal to back into a spot? Before I em- barrass and not considered a part of Iran? You're probably thinking, "We you'd simply first gone to the City Clerk's Office website, clicked on City of Ports- myself, I want to make sure that Porismouth is still inside the United States ll, if before visiting Portsmouth, like everyone else - mouth Ordinances and looked in Chapter Seven - Vehicles, Trafflc and Parking. Right in section 7.316: BACK TO CURB it says, 'No vehiole shall remain backed up to the curb." Similarly, if you had gone to my website before I came to your city and clicked on Eugene's Ordinances, you'd know that Don't Steal My Money" in section 8.2 in Chapter One under "F%#k You 15 it says, "F%#k you don't steal my money." But even if I had not an official copy no area code? Am I gone to your website - it states that the online ordinances are that for the official ordinances, I have to call 610-7245. Why calling from a local payphone in 1986? But instead, I foolishly around for signs, both real and from God. I saw nothing, but I heard God's and he said, "This is f%#xing bull$&it. You need to write them a letter." voice, Lastly, as you know, New Hampshire's state motto is General John Stark's cele- brated quote, "Live Free or Die," which he famously said before attempting the first recorded self-BJ. If John Stark was alive today, he would be 287 years old - also, right after learning about cars, General Stark would then be disgusted to discover that Portsmouth doesn't even give people the freedom to back into a spot- which by your own state's twisted logic, turns my $15 ticket- into a fight to the death. With Great Disappointment In You Eugene Mirma Paid for by Eugene Mirman The Best Full Page Ad Ever
Alive, Cars, and Crime: Dear Portsmouth, NH and Bspecially the Parking Clerk s
 Last June I had a walking arourn
 my girlfriend. I bought t
 puppets. We stopped in cute shops, ate a popov
 nice.
 erful day walking around in your historic downtown with
 wo puppets, who turned out to be gay. Just kidding, they're
 er and saw Black David Cross. It was
 dshield was a ticket. “What could
 ll the
 Then - when we returned to our car on my win
 this possibly be for?" I thought. I paid for three hou
 two-_
 rs of parking (but only used
 you're welcome, Portsmouth), Is it a crime in Portsmouth to not use a
 wiyou bought? How'd you know I'd be back early? Do you have a PreCrime
 division? Why are your
 PreCops working on traffic tickets? Shouldn't they be out
 or'eventing Street Performers before they happen? But, no. I read the violation
 backed into a spot and wer
 07
 direction
 e fined $15 for being "parked in wrong
 What kind of a horses&eit charge is that? It's illegal to back into a spot? Before I em-
 barrass
 and not considered a part of Iran?
 You're probably thinking, "We
 you'd simply first gone to the City Clerk's Office website, clicked on City of Ports-
 myself, I want to make sure that Porismouth is still inside the United States
 ll, if before visiting Portsmouth, like everyone else -
 mouth
 Ordinances and looked in Chapter Seven - Vehicles, Trafflc and Parking. Right
 in section 7.316: BACK TO CURB it says, 'No vehiole shall remain backed up
 to the curb." Similarly, if you had gone to my website before I came to your city and
 clicked on Eugene's Ordinances, you'd know that
 Don't Steal My Money" in section 8.2
 in Chapter One under "F%#k You
 15 it says, "F%#k you don't steal my money."
 But even if I had
 not an official copy
 no area code? Am I
 gone to your website - it states that the online ordinances are
 that for the official ordinances, I have to call 610-7245. Why
 calling from a local payphone in 1986? But instead, I foolishly
 around for signs, both real and from God. I saw nothing, but I heard God's
 and he said, "This is f%#xing bull$&it. You need to write them a letter."
 voice,
 Lastly, as you know,
 New Hampshire's state motto is General John Stark's cele-
 brated quote, "Live Free or Die," which he famously said before attempting the first
 recorded self-BJ. If John Stark was alive today, he would be 287 years old - also,
 right after learning about cars, General Stark would then be disgusted to discover
 that Portsmouth doesn't even give people the freedom to back into a spot- which
 by your own state's twisted logic, turns my $15 ticket- into a fight to the death.
 With Great Disappointment In You
 Eugene Mirma
 Paid for by Eugene Mirman
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Desperate, Dick Pics, and Friends: eo0 Virgin 3:08 pm Hope YOU MATCHED WITH HOPE ON 1/11/17 Can't think of a pickup line but fingers crossed my failed modelling career will be enough to entice you for a few dates before we go our separate ways and forget about each other Yesterday 7:37 am You had me at failed modelling career. If drinks are involved in those dates I'm in We can awkwardly unmatch afterwards and pretend we're strangers when we match again Are you in? Yesterday 10:04 amm Drinks are a given, we'll need them to get past the awkward comment I make about us both having facial moles I'm in, but only if you make me pay and tell your friends you're just doing it for a free meal Yesterday 11:33 am I prefer the term 'beauty mark', you can buy me a drink while you think of a horrible pickup line about it Of course, but only if you tell all your friends I'm at least a 9 when you put a picture of me in the group chat Yesterday 12:53 pm Already done. This is all panning out perfectly, shall we say the 11th of November? Of course you have to flake on the first date to assert your superiority, and I'll let it slide cause I'm desperate to find somebody that will impress my mum Yesterday 5:52 pm That sounds perfect. I'll use my excuse of exams to reschedule last minute so I can start the psychological games And I'll let you use me to impress your mum only because it shows how respectful you are to her and women Yesterday 6:17 pm You're the best, I'd ask for your phone number to arrange this but I can't hold conversations so add me on snap instead - As you know I respect women so of course I won't ask for nudes or send unsolicited dick pics Sent Yesterday 9:46 pm Perfect, we'll arrange this through strategically taken selfies Okay that made me laugh. We'll discuss the nudes arrangement over drinks thern GIF lype a message Send She wanted a name pun
Desperate, Dick Pics, and Friends: eo0 Virgin
 3:08 pm
 Hope
 YOU MATCHED WITH HOPE ON 1/11/17
 Can't think of a pickup line but
 fingers crossed my failed
 modelling career will be enough
 to entice you for a few dates
 before we go our separate ways
 and forget about each other
 Yesterday 7:37 am
 You had me at failed modelling
 career. If drinks are involved in
 those dates I'm in
 We can awkwardly unmatch
 afterwards and pretend we're
 strangers when we match again
 Are you in?
 Yesterday 10:04 amm
 Drinks are a given, we'll need
 them to get past the awkward
 comment I make about us both
 having facial moles
 I'm in, but only if you make me
 pay and tell your friends you're
 just doing it for a free meal
 Yesterday 11:33 am
 I prefer the term 'beauty mark',
 you can buy me a drink while you
 think of a horrible pickup line
 about it
 Of course, but only if you tell all
 your friends I'm at least a 9 when
 you put a picture of me in the
 group chat
 Yesterday 12:53 pm
 Already done. This is all panning
 out perfectly, shall we say the
 11th of November?
 Of course you have to flake on
 the first date to assert your
 superiority, and I'll let it slide
 cause I'm desperate to find
 somebody that will impress my
 mum
 Yesterday 5:52 pm
 That sounds perfect. I'll use my
 excuse of exams to reschedule
 last minute so I can start the
 psychological games
 And I'll let you use me to impress
 your mum only because it shows
 how respectful you are to her
 and women
 Yesterday 6:17 pm
 You're the best, I'd ask for your
 phone number to arrange this
 but I can't hold conversations so
 add me on snap instead -
 As you know I respect women so
 of course I won't ask for nudes or
 send unsolicited dick pics
 Sent
 Yesterday 9:46 pm
 Perfect, we'll arrange this
 through strategically taken
 selfies
 Okay that made me laugh. We'll
 discuss the nudes arrangement
 over drinks thern
 GIF
 lype a message
 Send
She wanted a name pun

She wanted a name pun