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Applebee's: LTE,475%
 9:19 PM
 sohotthateveryonedied
 icepeters-book-trash
 bob-belcher
 elijah daniel
 @elijahdaniel
 caleb how bout u let people do whatever
 the fuck they want and u just shut up and
 go disappoint your wife with ur chode dick
 again
 CP @calebPrice1
 Go to church. Open doors. Say yes sir. Respect
 elders. Babies come after marriage. There are only
 2 genders. Guys marry girls. Love & pray
 8/10/17, 5:25 AM
 3,198 Retweets 17.7K Likes
 yung deepthroatTM
 @thekidmoon
 Obtuse. Rubber goose. Green moose
 Guava juice. Giant snake. Birthday cake
 Large fries. Chocolate shake
 CP @CalebPrice1
 Go to church. Open doors. Say yes sir. Respect
 elders. Babies come after marriage. There are only
 2 genders. Guys marry girls. Love & pray
 8/8/17, 7:30 PM
 7,359 Retweets 17.8K Likes
 Drei
 @preyful
 Don't stop. Make it pop. DJ Blow my
 speakers up. Tonight. I'mma fight. Till we
 see the sunlight. Tik tok. On the clock. But
 the party dont s
 CP @CalebPrice1
 Go to church. Open doors. Say yes sir. Respect
 elders. Babies come after marriage. There are only
 2 genders. Guys marry girls. Love & pray
 8/9/17, 3:45 PM from Indiana, USA
 27.3K Retweets 63.9K Likes
 gayjaredkleinman
 self together man. Move to Philly. Buý a loft. Start a
 band. Get six or seven room mates.... Eat hummus with
 them Book some gigs. Burn down an Applebee's. Listen to
 mal collective. Start some kinda salsa company
 exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear
 "Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs
 gradschoolvixen
 This was transformative media. I love it.
 Source: bob-belcher
Be gay. Do crime.

Be gay. Do crime.

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 Felon Friendly Employers. RT please

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 AAMCO
 Ace Hardware
 Albertson's
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 http://www.acehardware.com/corp/index.isp?page iobs
 http://www.albertsons.com/our-companylemployment-positions/
 American Greetings htt
 Apple Inc
 Applebee's
 Aramark
 AT&T
 Avon Products
 Bahama Breeze
 Baskin-Robbins
 Bed, Bath & Beyond http:llwww.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/static/Careers
 p://corporate.americangreetings.com/careers/whoweare.htm
 http://www.apple.com/jobs/us/
 http://www.applebees.com/about-us/work-with-us
 http://www.aramark.com/careers/search-iobs/
 http://att.jobs/
 http://www.avoncompanv.com/aboutavon/careers/index.html
 http://www.bahamabreeze.com/careers/
 https://www.baskinrobbins.com/content/baskinrobbins/en/careers.html
 Best Western
 Black & Decker
 Braum's Inc
 Bridgestone
 Buffalo Wild Wings http://www.buffalowildwings.com/en/careers/
 Cambell's Sou
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 http://www.stanleyblackanddecker.com/careers
 http://www.braums.com/careers/
 http://www.bridgestone.com/jobs/
 http://careers.campbellsoupcompany.com/
 http://www.carisjr.com/jobs
 Carrier Corporation http://www.utc.com/careers/Pages/default.aspx
 Chick-fil-A
 Chipotle
 http://www.cdwjobs.com/
 http://www.chick-fil-a.com/Company/Careers-Team-Opportunities
 http://www.chilis.com/en/pages/employment.aspx?AspxAutoDetectCookieSup
 http://chipotle.com/en-US/careers/get rolling/get rolling.aspx
 http://www.chryslercareers.com/Pages/default.aspx
 http://www.cintas.com/careers/
 http://www.cecintl.com/employment.html
 Community
 Education Centers
 ConAgra Foods
 Dairy Queen
 Dart Containers
 Deer Park Spring
 Water co
 Delta Faucets
 Denny's
 Dole Food Company
 Dollar Tree
 http://www.conagrafoodscareers.com/
 http://www.dairyqueen.com/us-en/Company/Careers/?localechange 1&
 https://www.dartcontainer.com/jobs-careers/
 http://nestlewaterscareers.com/
 http://jobs.masco.com/
 http://www.jobs.net/jobs/dennys-diner/en-us
 http://www.dole.com/Company-Info/Careers
 http://www.dollartree.com/custserv/custserv.jsp?pageName StoreCareers&
 Dr. Pepper
 Dunlop Tires
 Dunkin' Donuts
 DuPont
 Duracell
 Eddie V's
 Embassy Suites
 Careers
 https://secure.drpeppersnapplegroup.com/careers/
 http://www.goodyear-dunlop.com/career/
 http://www.dunkindonuts.com/content/dunkindonuts/en/ddcareers html
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 http://208. 1 73.184. 182/company/careers.asp?id=59&
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 bin/Store/jsp/dlp/dyn
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 Family Dollar
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 Food Services of
 America
 Frito-Lay
 Fruit of the Loom
 Genentech
 General Electric
 General Mills
 Georgia-Pacific
 Golden Corral
 Goodman
 Grainger
 Great Clips
 Hanes
 HH Gregg
 Hilton Hotels
 http://www.fritolay.com/company/media
 http://shop.fruit.com
 http://www.gene.com/careers
 http://www.ge.com/career
 https://careers.generalmills.com
 nttp://www.gp.com/Careers/Careers-Overview.aspx
 ttp://goldencorral.hodesig.com/job start.asp
 http://careersatgoodman.com/
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 J.B. Hunt Transport http://www.jbhunt.com/jobs
 Jack in the Box
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 Jimmy Johns
 Kelly Moore Paintshttp://kellymoore.com/company/careers
 nationalpaper.com/USIEN/Company/Careers/SearchPositions.ht
 ireer/jobscareers.asp
 http://careers jackintheboxinc.com/
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 http://www.praxair.com/careers
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 Philip Morris Inc
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 Company Website
 Company Name
 Red Lobster
 Red Robin
 Restaurant Depot
 Reyes Beverage
 Group
 Rubbermaid
 Safeway
 Salvation Army
 Sara Lee
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 http://www.redlobster.com/employment/
 http://www.redrobin jobs
 http://www.jetrordcareers.com/
 http://jobs.reyesholdings.com/Reyes-Holdings-Reinhart-Beverage-Group.as
 ttp://www.rubbermaid.com/mear aboutUS/Pages/Careers.aspx
 http://www.careersatsafeway.com/
 https://secure.sterlingdirect.com/jobboard/salvationarmycareers/without fl/ho
 http://www.hillshirebrands.com/Careers.aspx
 Seasons 52
 Shell Oil
 Shoprite
 Sony
 Subway
 https://www.seasons52.com/en/about-us/careers
 p://www.shell.com/global/aboutshell/careers.html
 http://www.shoprite.com/career-opportunities
 http://www.sonyjobs.com/
 http://www.subway.com/subwayroot/careers/
 http://www.sysco.com/careers.html
 http://www.teslamotors.com/careers
 http://www.traderjoes.com/careers/
 http://www.tysonfoodscareers.com/
 http:/jobs.uhaul.com/
 http://www.usfoods.com/USFCareers.html
 https://www.ussteel.com/uss/portal/home/careers/jobopportunities
 Sysco
 Tesla
 Trader Joe's
 Tyson Foods
 U-Haul
 US Foods
 US Steel
 Corporation
 Volunteers of
 America
 Wendy's
 WinCo Foods
 Wyndham Hotels
 Yard House
 http://www.voa.org/careers
 https://www.wendys.com/en-us/careers
 http://wincofoods.com/about/careers/
 http://careers wyndhamworldwide.com/
 http://www.yardhouse.com/careers

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Applebee's: THE PERFECT RESUME FOR SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE The lavout is clean and easy to read MARIA HUDSON 2. 212-###.#### . emailaddress@marist.edu-LinkedIn URL PUBLIC RELATIONS AND ADVERTISING INTERN Highly motivated communications student seeking internship opportunities in advertising or public relations. Interested in leveraging social media experience and writing skills to positively contribute to an organization's corporate or departmental t includes a link to Maria's professional profile. objectives, while gaining valuable industry experience. Bilingual: fluent in Spanish and English. EDUCATION Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Expected Graduation: Spring 2016) Bachelor of Arts (BA.) in communication; concentration in public relations . Cumulative GPA: 3.7/4.0 Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (Graduation: June 2012) RELEVANT COLLEGE COURSEWORK Writing for College Introduction to Communication Public Presentations Principles of Advertising Maria's goal!s are clear. LEADERSHIP ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS Member. Public Relations Student Society of America (PRSSA) Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2014-present) Secretary. Communication Arts Society Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013- present) Vice President Morris Hills High School Student Council. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012) Varsity Member Morris Hills High School Field Hockey Team Rockaway, NJ (Fall 2011) It plays up Maria's selling points 4 ACHIEVEMENTS Dean's List Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013) Academic Scholarship Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (2012) National Honor Society Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012) SKILLS Proficient in Microsoft Office: MS Word MS PowerPoint MS Excel Online Research . Social Media: Twitter·Instagram . Facebook . Tumblr Bilingual: fluent in Spanish (writing and speaking) and English It includes some references to high school WORK EXPERIENCE Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill Parsippany, NJ (Summer 2013) Popular neighborhood restaurant with nearly 2,000 locations across North America Server Successfully multitasked to serve more than one customer at a time and provide a pleasant dining experience · Communicated orders to the kitchen staff and ensured that all orders were accurate and delivered on time .Restocked service areas with supplies. It lists her social media skills. Frog Falls Waterpark Wharton, NJ (Summer 2011, 2012, 2013) Membership-only facility featuring water slides, 25-yard lap lanes, a leisure pool, a lazy river, and a child activity pool Lifeguard Responsible for managing Frog Falls Waterpark's social media accounts: Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram Ensured the safety of all swimmers by recognizing emergencies and responding immediately .Provided First Aid immediately and effectively to injured patrons (Certified in CPR, First Aid, and AED) Enforced all policies and procedures pertaining to aquatic facilities; maintained records, reports and activity logs. It doesn't include a list of references. BUSINESS INSIDER jadelyn: chronic-illness-cat: titleknown: hueva-york: la-bufadora: businessinsider: Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience yoooo what i need by tomorrow AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Reblogging because I WISH I HAD FUCKING KNOWN ABOUT THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL YEARS AGO! Dear sick Kitties, Please save this to your computer because one day you might be well enough to work in some capacity and it’s unfair for you to have blank spots on your resume/CV. You have worth and validity even if you don’t have a huge work history. YOU have value. This is mostly really good, but I have a couple minor disagreements.  So…here are three recommendations from an HR person who reads a shitton of resumes every day: Move the skills section up to the top!  You know what I give a fuck about the most when I’m reading a resume (at least for entry-level positions)?  WHAT YOU CAN DO.  I frankly don’t give a shit where you learned it.  Tell me what you’re capable of in concrete terms, organized in a bullet-points list or table that I can quickly scan to see if you even stand a chance of matching what we need, because that is all I’m doing in those critical first couple of seconds that decides whether I even bother looking at the rest of the resume.  (Which I get sounds kinda callous but when I have to get through a couple dozen resumes, meaning download, open, read, decide what to do, forward it to the appropriate person if it makes the cut with my comments/summary/recommendations, file it appropriately and go on to the next one, and get back to my other duties and responsibilities - which I don’t have enough hours in the day for as it is - I can’t afford to depth-read every single resume that hits my inbox.) Include volunteer experience as work experience if you have any.  Running the concession stand at a high school club event of some kind counts as cash handling and customer service experience.  Making blog themes for your friends counts as web design experience.  Just because you weren’t getting paid doesn’t mean it wasn’t work experience you can potentially leverage to get actual paying work. Rework that top statement - in its current form it’s looking like some odd hybrid of an executive summary (good!) and an objective statement (bad!), and I’m not sure how I feel about it tbh.  I think it’s the “leveraging…to positively contribute” bit that is pushing all my “ugh no fucking shit sherlock” buttons.  Like…what were you going to say, that you want to skate along doing the bare minimum amount of work and you don’t give a shit about the organization’s goals?  I see way too many regurgitated statements like that - “positively contribute” and “maximize success” and “utilize my skills to further goals” etc. - and they just make my eyes roll out of my head at this point because they’re so generically corporate.  I’d rather see a declarative statement about what you are and what you can do, than what you want. However, huge massive bonus points for putting language fluency right there at the top where I don’t have to go hunting for it - language skills are ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS A PLUS and you want to highlight that shit as hard as you can.  Shove that language fluency in my fucking face, PLEASE.  Better that than having to scour your work history for mention of translation or anything like that, which I will only do if I’m A: already liking your qualifications so far, and B: totally fucking desperate for someone who speaks goddamn Spanish already.
Applebee's: THE PERFECT RESUME FOR
 SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE
 The lavout is clean
 and easy to read
 MARIA HUDSON
 2.
 212-###.#### . emailaddress@marist.edu-LinkedIn URL
 PUBLIC RELATIONS AND ADVERTISING INTERN
 Highly motivated communications student seeking internship opportunities in advertising or public relations. Interested in
 leveraging social media experience and writing skills to positively contribute to an organization's corporate or departmental
 t includes a link to
 Maria's professional
 profile.
 objectives, while gaining valuable industry experience. Bilingual: fluent in Spanish and English.
 EDUCATION
 Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Expected Graduation: Spring 2016)
 Bachelor of Arts (BA.) in communication; concentration in public relations . Cumulative GPA: 3.7/4.0
 Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (Graduation: June 2012)
 RELEVANT COLLEGE COURSEWORK
 Writing for College Introduction to Communication Public Presentations Principles of Advertising
 Maria's goal!s
 are clear.
 LEADERSHIP ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS
 Member. Public Relations Student Society of America (PRSSA) Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2014-present)
 Secretary. Communication Arts Society Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013- present)
 Vice President Morris Hills High School Student Council. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012)
 Varsity Member Morris Hills High School Field Hockey Team Rockaway, NJ (Fall 2011)
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 ACHIEVEMENTS
 Dean's List Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013)
 Academic Scholarship Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (2012)
 National Honor Society Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012)
 SKILLS
 Proficient in Microsoft Office: MS Word MS PowerPoint MS Excel
 Online Research . Social Media: Twitter·Instagram . Facebook . Tumblr
 Bilingual: fluent in Spanish (writing and speaking) and English
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 WORK EXPERIENCE
 Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill Parsippany, NJ (Summer 2013)
 Popular neighborhood restaurant with nearly 2,000 locations across North America
 Server
 Successfully multitasked to serve more than one customer at a time and provide a pleasant dining experience
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 Communicated orders to the kitchen staff and ensured that all orders were accurate and delivered on time
 .Restocked service areas with supplies.
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 Frog Falls Waterpark Wharton, NJ (Summer 2011, 2012, 2013)
 Membership-only facility featuring water slides, 25-yard lap lanes, a leisure pool, a lazy river, and a child activity pool
 Lifeguard
 Responsible for managing Frog Falls Waterpark's social media accounts: Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram
 Ensured the safety of all swimmers by recognizing emergencies and responding immediately
 .Provided First Aid immediately and effectively to injured patrons (Certified in CPR, First Aid, and AED)
 Enforced all policies and procedures pertaining to aquatic facilities; maintained records, reports and activity logs.
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 BUSINESS INSIDER
jadelyn:
chronic-illness-cat:


titleknown:

hueva-york:

la-bufadora:

businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

yoooo what i need by tomorrow

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Reblogging because I WISH I HAD FUCKING KNOWN ABOUT THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL YEARS AGO!


Dear sick Kitties, Please save this to your computer because one day you might be well enough to work in some capacity and it’s unfair for you to have blank spots on your resume/CV. You have worth and validity even if you don’t have a huge work history. YOU have value.


This is mostly really good, but I have a couple minor disagreements.  So…here are three recommendations from an HR person who reads a shitton of resumes every day:

Move the skills section up to the top!  You know what I give a fuck about the most when I’m reading a resume (at least for entry-level positions)?  WHAT YOU CAN DO.  I frankly don’t give a shit where you learned it.  Tell me what you’re capable of in concrete terms, organized in a bullet-points list or table that I can quickly scan to see if you even stand a chance of matching what we need, because that is all I’m doing in those critical first couple of seconds that decides whether I even bother looking at the rest of the resume.  (Which I get sounds kinda callous but when I have to get through a couple dozen resumes, meaning download, open, read, decide what to do, forward it to the appropriate person if it makes the cut with my comments/summary/recommendations, file it appropriately and go on to the next one, and get back to my other duties and responsibilities - which I don’t have enough hours in the day for as it is - I can’t afford to depth-read every single resume that hits my inbox.)

Include volunteer experience as work experience if you have any.  Running the concession stand at a high school club event of some kind counts as cash handling and customer service experience.  Making blog themes for your friends counts as web design experience.  Just because you weren’t getting paid doesn’t mean it wasn’t work experience you can potentially leverage to get actual paying work.

Rework that top statement - in its current form it’s looking like some odd hybrid of an executive summary (good!) and an objective statement (bad!), and I’m not sure how I feel about it tbh.  I think it’s the “leveraging…to positively contribute” bit that is pushing all my “ugh no fucking shit sherlock” buttons.  Like…what were you going to say, that you want to skate along doing the bare minimum amount of work and you don’t give a shit about the organization’s goals?  I see way too many regurgitated statements like that - “positively contribute” and “maximize success” and “utilize my skills to further goals” etc. - and they just make my eyes roll out of my head at this point because they’re so generically corporate.  I’d rather see a declarative statement about what you are and what you can do, than what you want.
However, huge massive bonus points for putting language fluency right there at the top where I don’t have to go hunting for it - language skills are ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS A PLUS and you want to highlight that shit as hard as you can.  Shove that language fluency in my fucking face, PLEASE.  Better that than having to scour your work history for mention of translation or anything like that, which I will only do if I’m A: already liking your qualifications so far, and B: totally fucking desperate for someone who speaks goddamn Spanish already.

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