Don't put 100 hours of work in for no reason or return.
If you are working 100 hours, make sure every hour that you are working is effi...
I legit served a man at my last job who was fully covered i...
If your business product is not standing out from the competition, and you are just copying and not innovating. Then you haven't added an...
You are going outside and you are gonna like it!
Apparently man only want Virgin and pure woman, and you are probably a slut who gave herself away if you think that is strange ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
When it’s during quarantine and you are waiting for someone to check in on you
And you are pawfect to me
If you play Minecraft you are like a baby and you are cringe
PERRY THE PLATYPUS! DON’T YOU DARE COME UP THE ELEVATOR! MY INATOR IS UP HERE AND YOU ARE DOWN THERE!
Then you USA showed up and said "you are gonna trade with us and you are gonna like it"
Communism is coming! And you are all blind and willingly imprisoned! (LONG)
Search darkjokes, screenshot a slightly dark joke, and than add an unnecessary 2nd panel about how dark that joke is, and you are in Hot...
Plant your roots in me. I wont Scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. I am you and you are me. You re your...
Just a little morphine and a missing limb and you are ok
When it's 3rd of April and you are waiting for something to happen.
I am Commander Shepard and you are the WORST reporter on the Citadel
My friend: I try to seduce the DM, Nat 20 Me: Very well, an avatar of the DM appears out of thin air and leans down to kiss you. Your bod...
when April fool's day is over and you are still in quarantine
When you and your spouse are quarantined together all day and you are trying to stealth eat the last good snack
When you find out Farimir is your new captain and you are being sent to retake osgiliath.
If you're an introvert and you are asked to socialize with many, please raise your hands as hard as fuck!
I challenge you to break your cabin fever (if it is safe and you are able) and donate blood!
I am you and you are I
Not to be mean... But, everyone fucking hates you and you are ugly.
When your friend and you are in quarantine but she hasn't texted you back in over two days so you look at memes instead of having a socia...
When you are watching Tom and Jerry, and you are in s3e7 11:43
This isn’t related to my blog aesthetic but I’m tired of seeing posts where people are making...
When you are social distancing and your brain is screwy and you are reading through old D&D modules... Apologies to both Dwayne Johns...
You are not alone and you are loved
When your first sightseer package is spawned in Paleto Bay and you are in Los Santos and second sightseer package spawned in Los Santos.
When she starts the fight and you are to blame
When everyone at work is talking and you are getting overwhelmed. So you cough loudly and everyone leaves.
So I guess Sulife insurance will not pay if you are quarentined by a DR or the Government and you are just shit out of luck and need to g...
[IMAGE] Believe you can and you are halfway there.
When the weather becomes warmer and you are bored 😴 because of the isolation. She is Mochi.
You can do this, big man. You are strong and you are brave.
When mom sends you to do the dirty work for her and you are in on it
Dozer just wants you to know; everything is going to be okay and you are so very loved!
That scary feeling when the oppressor gets closer to you and you are a mile out from objective
Everyone in the entire world falls into one of these two categories, and you are incapable of finding the image comical without an assist...
When it's been a year and you are still a "new user". (I dunno if this is a reposti)-
Translate:When dad called you foster, and you are his virgin🤪
Late night shower session. Nothing can be more relaxing then visiting all these cozy bathrooms. Trick, always make a separate save game w...
And you are postponed
When the virus threat is getting closer to the end, and you are dog, in China by Dankaub
When your parents tell you to stop being sad, and you are shook because you’ve never thought of that
Another thumbs up and a wave to help yall know that you all can accomplish your goals and you are successful.
When its after 00:41 in your country and you are able to upload a new meme
When it's your cake day and you are expected to make something
I have a project due in school, and you are supposed to make a ¨tesselation¨, which is like a sort of pattern (cant explain, google it) a...