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Aww, Beautiful, and Cute: 2:50 1 ull LTE Today 10:32 AM This is such a weird thing to do. Don't take it as an insult. It's a big compliment actually. I really liked you a lot and I think you are really cute and sweet and funny. So I want to set you up with my good friend if you would be ok with that. I just think you two would have more in common than we do. She likes heavy metal music and she's a nerd and she's shy and beautiful and funny. She's religious though and that's a deal breaker for her if you aren't religious. So two questions, would you want to meet her? And are you religious? Today 11:18 AM I'm super flattered, but l'm very much not religious and totally respect that being a deal breaker. As curious as l'd be to meet her, since that is a deal breaker it's a moot point! I also enjoyed our date last night, you seem like an interesting and attractive woman. But I think there was just a certain chemistry missing, and l'd like to give you the opportunity to find a guy who's a better match for you. Hahaha You're so wonderful! Omg. I'm going to talk to my friend. The entire date I was thinking that you are perfect for her. You two have the same energy. Ugh. Yeah. Religion is a deal breaker for her. You are so nice though! That is the absolute sweetest way anyone has ever turned me down. I wish I had more single female friends to set you up with because you are so sweet and awesome. I would give you 5 stars if I could rate you on here. Hahaha. Sent Aww, you're too sweet. The feeling is mutual. I absolutely wish you and your friend the best of luck with navigating the buffet of guys you both undoubtedly have as options. Like I said, you seem like an amazing girl, just maybe not the amazing girl for me! Send Type a message GIF Stitch It! The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down
Aww, Beautiful, and Cute: 2:50 1
 ull LTE
 Today 10:32 AM
 This is such a weird thing to do. Don't
 take it as an insult. It's a big
 compliment actually. I really liked you a
 lot and I think you are really cute and
 sweet and funny. So I want to set you
 up with my good friend if you would be
 ok with that. I just think you two would
 have more in common than we do. She
 likes heavy metal music and she's a
 nerd and she's shy and beautiful and
 funny.
 She's religious though and that's a deal
 breaker for her if you aren't religious.
 So two questions, would you want to
 meet her? And are you religious?
 Today 11:18 AM
 I'm super flattered, but l'm very much
 not religious and totally respect that
 being a deal breaker.
 As curious as l'd be to meet her, since
 that is a deal breaker it's a moot point!
 I also enjoyed our date last night, you
 seem like an interesting and attractive
 woman. But I think there was just a
 certain chemistry missing, and l'd like
 to give you the opportunity to find a
 guy who's a better match for you.
 Hahaha
 You're so wonderful! Omg. I'm going to
 talk to my friend. The entire date I was
 thinking that you are perfect for her.
 You two have the same energy.
 Ugh. Yeah. Religion is a deal breaker
 for her. You are so nice though! That is
 the absolute sweetest way anyone has
 ever turned me down. I wish I had more
 single female friends to set you up with
 because you are so sweet and
 awesome.
 I would give you 5 stars if I could rate
 you on here. Hahaha.
 Sent
 Aww, you're too sweet. The feeling is
 mutual. I absolutely wish you and your
 friend the best of luck with navigating
 the buffet of guys you both
 undoubtedly have as options. Like I
 said, you seem like an amazing girl, just
 maybe not the amazing girl for me!
 Send
 Type a message
 GIF
 Stitch It!
The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down

The most wholesome way that I have ever been turned down

Dank, Energy, and Head: Sairam Gudiseva 3nd period Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's. Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out to end the obscurity of physics. However,things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that, going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote, " If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists. This guy aces quantum mechanics by EagleIndustriesJP MORE MEMES
Dank, Energy, and Head: Sairam Gudiseva
 3nd period
 Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
 Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
 to end the obscurity of physics. However,things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
 give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
 you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
 up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
 never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
 going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
 to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
 let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote, " If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
 you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
 down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
 never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
 going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
 to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
 run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
 around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
 and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
 desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
 you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
 never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
 going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
 to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
 make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
 you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
 cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
 never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
 going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
 to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
 say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
 goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
 never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
 going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
 to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
 tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
 a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
 lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
 and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
 hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
 you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.
This guy aces quantum mechanics by EagleIndustriesJP
MORE MEMES

This guy aces quantum mechanics by EagleIndustriesJP MORE MEMES

Bad, Facts, and Friends: jelloapocalypse S eternal-savvy-blog Follow sixpenceee These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. gabriel-patches-titanfeather Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void. ract facts-i-just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212掳F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it. But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end there. The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks. You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this- Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours. So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool. - meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept believing even as it got ridiculous. Source: sixpenceee 260,387 notes ifunny.ce This is amazing, just don鈥檛 read the username first.
Bad, Facts, and Friends: jelloapocalypse
 S eternal-savvy-blog Follow
 sixpenceee
 These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic.
 gabriel-patches-titanfeather
 Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all
 light and swim over the void.
 ract facts-i-just-made-up
 Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats
 up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV
 and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over
 212掳F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in
 that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it,
 killing everyone swimming in it.
 But that's not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of
 chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would
 kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn't end
 there.
 The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black
 tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen
 ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the
 nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils
 and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning,
 the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb
 (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city
 blocks.
 You'd think that would be bad enough, but get this-
 Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize
 hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material
 mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound
 known as "The Zombie Drug" because it essentially erases the
 brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can
 be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within
 hours.
 So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you
 would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city,
 and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it
 would look pretty cool.
 - meltinggoldanddippingthingsinit
 This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept
 believing even as it got ridiculous.
 Source: sixpenceee
 260,387 notes
 ifunny.ce
This is amazing, just don鈥檛 read the username first.

This is amazing, just don鈥檛 read the username first.

Club, Future, and Gif: tumblr Year in Review Animated TV 2019 2019 fandom: 2019鈥檚 Top Animated TV This list contains DuckTales and Invader Zim, just like a list of 2001鈥檚 Top Animated TV Shows would have. Steven Universe聽+1 Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir聽+1 Voltron: Legendary Defenders聽鈭2 She-Ra and the Princesses of Power聽 Invader Zim聽+16 Moominvalley Star vs. the Forces of Evil聽鈭1 The Dragon Prince聽鈭1 Ducktales Young Justice聽+12 South Park聽鈭7 OK K.O.! Let鈥檚 Be Heroes聽+2 Avatar: The Last Airbender聽鈭1 Gravity Falls聽鈭6 Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Castlevania聽鈭3 Adventure Time聽鈭12 Villainous聽鈭8 Danny Phantom聽鈭1 Rapunzel鈥檚 Tangled Adventure聽+6 Carmen Sandiego Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart Teen Titans聽鈭12 Final Space聽+3 Trollhunters聽鈭10 The Simpsons聽鈭7 Rick and Morty聽鈭11 Twelve Forever Amphibia BoJack Horseman聽鈭13 Steven Universe Future Winx Club The Legend of Korra聽鈭8 Phineas and Ferb Love, Death & Robots Over The Garden Wall聽鈭8 3Below: Tales of Arcadia聽聽 Big Mouth Total Drama The Loud House聽鈭16 Kim Possible The Powerpuff Girls聽鈭12 Sam and Max Hilda We Bare Bears聽鈭16 Transformers: Animated Tuca and Bertie The Amazing World of Gumball Disenchantment Star Wars Rebels聽鈭27The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren鈥檛 on the list last year.
Club, Future, and Gif: tumblr Year in Review
 Animated TV
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019鈥檚 Top Animated TV

This list contains DuckTales and Invader Zim, just like a list of 2001鈥檚 Top Animated TV Shows would have.

Steven Universe聽+1 
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir聽+1 
Voltron: Legendary Defenders聽鈭2 
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power聽 
Invader Zim聽+16 
Moominvalley 
Star vs. the Forces of Evil聽鈭1 
The Dragon Prince聽鈭1 
Ducktales 
Young Justice聽+12 
South Park聽鈭7 
OK K.O.! Let鈥檚 Be Heroes聽+2 
Avatar: The Last Airbender聽鈭1 
Gravity Falls聽鈭6 
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 
Castlevania聽鈭3 
Adventure Time聽鈭12 
Villainous聽鈭8 
Danny Phantom聽鈭1 
Rapunzel鈥檚 Tangled Adventure聽+6 
Carmen Sandiego 
Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart 
Teen Titans聽鈭12 
Final Space聽+3 
Trollhunters聽鈭10 
The Simpsons聽鈭7 
Rick and Morty聽鈭11 
Twelve Forever 
Amphibia 
BoJack Horseman聽鈭13 
Steven Universe Future 
Winx Club 
The Legend of Korra聽鈭8 
Phineas and Ferb 
Love, Death & Robots 
Over The Garden Wall聽鈭8 
3Below: Tales of Arcadia聽聽 
Big Mouth 
Total Drama 
The Loud House聽鈭16 
Kim Possible 
The Powerpuff Girls聽鈭12 
Sam and Max 
Hilda 
We Bare Bears聽鈭16 
Transformers: Animated 
Tuca and Bertie 
The Amazing World of Gumball 
Disenchantment
Star Wars Rebels聽鈭27The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren鈥檛 on the list last year.

fandom: 2019鈥檚 Top Animated TV This list contains DuckTales and Invader Zim, just like a list of 2001鈥檚 Top Animated TV Shows would have. ...

America, Family, and Friends: Brooklyn Socialite Follow @BeauteSocialite "Friendsgiving" is starting to become way more popular than "thanksgiving" that tells you families don't link up anymore the way they used to. America is losing its value family don't want to be around each other anymore they rather work or do Friendsgiving.... 4:46 AM - 25 Nov 2019 19,628 Retweets 82,757 Likes lauren. Follow @leauxmichelle orrrr a lot of millennials are chasing their careers in different cities and states and can't afford to fly home for a few days during thanksgiving so they gather with friends instead? Brooklyn Socialite @BeauteSocialite "Friendsgiving" is starting to become way more popular than "thanksgiving" that tells you families don't link up anymore the way they used to. America is losing its value family don't want to be around each other anymore they rather work or do Friendsgiving... Show this thread 11:52 AM 25 Nov 2019 20,492 Retweets 119,562 Likes somethingunlikeanythingelse: gahdamnpunk: Or maybe spending $500 to fly across the country to spend a couple days with your homophobic/racist/you name it relatives isn鈥檛 just the best investment Oh yes. I鈥檇 RATHER work than be with my friends and family (amazing BOTH are at our gathering). It certainly isn鈥檛 because I鈥檓 the youngest employee so they decided 鈥測ou don鈥檛 have a family so you got the shift.鈥 (Apparantly family only counts if you married and birthed it? Idk)
America, Family, and Friends: Brooklyn Socialite
 Follow
 @BeauteSocialite
 "Friendsgiving" is starting to become
 way more popular than "thanksgiving"
 that tells you families don't link up
 anymore the way they used to. America
 is losing its value family don't want to be
 around each other anymore they rather
 work or do Friendsgiving....
 4:46 AM - 25 Nov 2019
 19,628 Retweets 82,757 Likes

 lauren.
 Follow
 @leauxmichelle
 orrrr a lot of millennials are chasing their
 careers in different cities and states and
 can't afford to fly home for a few days
 during thanksgiving so they gather with
 friends instead?
 Brooklyn Socialite
 @BeauteSocialite
 "Friendsgiving" is starting to become way more popular than "thanksgiving"
 that tells you families don't link up anymore the way they used to. America is
 losing its value family don't want to be around each other anymore they
 rather work or do Friendsgiving...
 Show this thread
 11:52 AM 25 Nov 2019
 20,492 Retweets 119,562 Likes
somethingunlikeanythingelse:

gahdamnpunk:

Or maybe spending $500 to fly across the country to spend a couple days with your homophobic/racist/you name it relatives isn鈥檛 just the best investment 

Oh yes. I鈥檇 RATHER work than be with my friends and family (amazing BOTH are at our gathering). It certainly isn鈥檛 because I鈥檓 the youngest employee so they decided 鈥測ou don鈥檛 have a family so you got the shift.鈥 (Apparantly family only counts if you married and birthed it? Idk)

somethingunlikeanythingelse: gahdamnpunk: Or maybe spending $500 to fly across the country to spend a couple days with your homophobic/rac...