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Beautiful, Birthday, and Bless Up: This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four egged baby a happy birthday? So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who donโ€™t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT ๐Ÿ‘ DAMN ๐Ÿ‘ THING ๐Ÿ‘ ON ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ SCREEN ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ GO ๐Ÿ‘ BABY ๐Ÿ‘ GIRL ๐Ÿ‘ EFF ๐Ÿ‘ JOEL ๐Ÿ‘ WITCHOE ๐Ÿ‘ SHARP ๐Ÿ‘ WIT ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ MOUNTAINOUS ๐Ÿ‘ TรˆTA$ ๐Ÿ‘ LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while Iโ€™m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but yโ€™all veins pump maple syrup it donโ€™t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer Iโ€™ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, yโ€™all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldnโ€™t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this ๐Ÿ˜‘ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org โค๏ธ. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)
Beautiful, Birthday, and Bless Up: This old man turned 15 today. Can we wish my four
 egged baby a happy birthday?
So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run inside and get it in on this stair master (while watching my wifey who donโ€™t know she my wifey Mrs Maizel do her COT ๐Ÿ‘ DAMN ๐Ÿ‘ THING ๐Ÿ‘ ON ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ SCREEN ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ GO ๐Ÿ‘ BABY ๐Ÿ‘ GIRL ๐Ÿ‘ EFF ๐Ÿ‘ JOEL ๐Ÿ‘ WITCHOE ๐Ÿ‘ SHARP ๐Ÿ‘ WIT ๐Ÿ‘ AND ๐Ÿ‘ MOUNTAINOUS ๐Ÿ‘ TรˆTA$ ๐Ÿ‘ LMAO) because I only need them to see far, not while Iโ€™m actually at the gym. I come back after knocking out my workout and the left lens is frozen over bruv. BRUV. I CANT SEE LMAO. The steam had frozen into a beautiful snowflake pattern but just one eye. I have driven in a car with a frozen windshield because I am too rushed to scrape it but having to drive with one frozen eyeball was some insane Sh!t bruv! It was a gentle reminder of this ridiculous frozen tundra that I live in and that arguably no human should live in because who the hell would want to live under 4 to 6 inches of snow LOL (Canada, no shots, I know yall get twice as much snow on a regular schmegular Wednesday but yโ€™all veins pump maple syrup it donโ€™t freeze like us we got normal blood lmao.) Anyway this summer Iโ€™ll be back to talking smack about how Chicago is the best city on earth so when I do that, yโ€™all are authorized to remind me that once upon a time I was tight asf that I lived in the cot dang South Pole. Remember that brand? South Pole? With the baggy coats and jeans? I used to want to afford that stuff so much but I couldnโ€™t but then when it fell out of style I was like I NEVER ROCKED THAT UGLY ISHT HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FANCY (why am I like this ๐Ÿ˜‘ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) (Slide 1: @aturner411. Slide 2: reddit u-wampus514. Please check out www.dogs4warriors.org โค๏ธ. Slide 3: @goosewhomst. Slide 4: @jadethesablegsd.)

So this morning on the way to the gym I parked in the lot, took my glasses off and left them in the middle console of my car so I could run ...

Instagram, Lol, and Love: l think I've fallen in love with you. Instagram // @animescene ๊’ฐโ‘…โ€ขแด—โ€ขโ‘…๊’ฑูˆ open me โœง โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– ๏ผŠ โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € ใ€Œ่จ€ใฎ่‘‰ใฎๅบญใ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ†’ KotonohaNoNiwa || TheGardenOfWords โ† Donโ€™t you just love the cliche scenes where a character tells someone they love to hate them? IT BREAKS MY HEART BUT I LOVE PAIN lmaoo - - Did the first pic trick you guys into thinking this was a happy scene? IM SORRY The question of the year is,,, Am I ever gonna post anything happy?? Nopee, Lol jk I feel like Iโ€™m just making everyone suffer SORRY I promise my next post will be a happy-comedy one ๐Ÿ˜…
Instagram, Lol, and Love: l think I've fallen in love with you.
 Instagram // @animescene
๊’ฐโ‘…โ€ขแด—โ€ขโ‘…๊’ฑูˆ open me โœง โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– ๏ผŠ โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € ใ€Œ่จ€ใฎ่‘‰ใฎๅบญใ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ†’ KotonohaNoNiwa || TheGardenOfWords โ† Donโ€™t you just love the cliche scenes where a character tells someone they love to hate them? IT BREAKS MY HEART BUT I LOVE PAIN lmaoo - - Did the first pic trick you guys into thinking this was a happy scene? IM SORRY The question of the year is,,, Am I ever gonna post anything happy?? Nopee, Lol jk I feel like Iโ€™m just making everyone suffer SORRY I promise my next post will be a happy-comedy one ๐Ÿ˜…

๊’ฐโ‘…โ€ขแด—โ€ขโ‘…๊’ฑูˆ open me โœง โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– ๏ผŠ โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž–โž– โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € ใ€Œ่จ€ใฎ่‘‰ใฎๅบญใ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ†’ KotonohaNoNiwa || TheGardenOfWords โ† Donโ€™t you just love the cl...

Family, Life, and Parents: The Anxiety Chart' Made to Help Others Understand My Anxiety MIGHTY The Anxiety Level 0 Anxiety Level 5 Life is good. Nothing to stress about. I can handle anything life throws my way." "What the hell am I going to do? Imagine totalling your car, messing up your big presentation at work or failing How average people start their day. your final exams at school. Anxiety Level 1 "Just a little hiccup. Nothing I can't handle. Anxiety Level 6 "This is all too much to handle! Akin to misplacing your sunglasses or the remote. Easily resolved Imagine losing your job, failing the big test AND totalling your car all in the same day Anxiety Level 7 Anxiety Level 2 Oh c'mon.. where the heck are they "I can't take anymore.." This is NOT a good time! Similar to misplacing your keys whe Anxiety Level 3 Imagine having all of that happen, then coming home to discover your basement flooded and your family pet died. you're running late for work. Anxiety Level 8 Where did that scratch come fromY Could anything else freakin go wrong?! Imagine finding a scratch or small ding on your new car. Imagine adding to that your identity was stolen, your bank account ciosed AND vour spouse left, taking the kids Anxiety Level 4 Anxiety Level 9 Silently rocking back and forth Imagine not being able to take anything shutting down completely What am I going to tell them? annImagine being the cause of a scratch or ding on your parents ts' new car.else and just wrapping in a blanket and car
Family, Life, and Parents: The Anxiety Chart'
 Made to Help Others
 Understand My
 Anxiety
 MIGHTY
 The
 Anxiety Level 0
 Anxiety Level 5
 Life is good. Nothing to stress
 about. I can handle anything
 life throws my way."
 "What the hell am I going to do?
 Imagine totalling your car, messing up
 your big presentation at work or failing
 How average people start their day.
 your final exams at school.
 Anxiety Level 1
 "Just a little hiccup. Nothing I
 can't handle.
 Anxiety Level 6
 "This is all too much to handle!
 Akin to misplacing your sunglasses
 or the remote. Easily resolved
 Imagine losing your job, failing the
 big test AND totalling your car all
 in the same day
 Anxiety Level 7
 Anxiety Level 2
 Oh c'mon.. where the heck are they
 "I can't take anymore.."
 This is NOT a good time!
 Similar to misplacing your keys whe
 Anxiety Level 3
 Imagine having all of that happen, then
 coming home to discover your basement
 flooded and your family pet died.
 you're running late for work.
 Anxiety Level 8
 Where did that scratch come fromY
 Could anything else freakin go wrong?!
 Imagine finding a scratch or small
 ding on your new car.
 Imagine adding to that your identity
 was stolen, your bank account ciosed
 AND vour spouse left, taking the kids
 Anxiety Level 4
 Anxiety Level 9
 Silently rocking back and forth
 Imagine not being able to take anything
 shutting down completely
 What am I going to tell them?
 annImagine being the cause of a scratch
 or ding on your parents
 ts' new car.else and just wrapping in a blanket and
 car